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"you have mistaken this for some instant sex site "He's mistaken this for a sex site | |||
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"ffs its hard for a guy to get a meer you ladies are lucky lol" Yep......I'm a very lucky lady   | |||
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"I don't know if there are enough 'rollyeyes' emoticons for this thread. "I think that's enough stretching for know lol | |||
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"When you get 54 messages within half an hour of being online, half of which say 'hi, how r u?' and the other half say 'fancy fuking me now?', then I'll call you lucky too." Not quite that many for us but if we just log on anytime late. It's 'fancy a fck ' or 'how r u doin' ? | |||
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"When you get 54 messages within half an hour of being online, half of which say 'hi, how r u?' and the other half say 'fancy fuking me now?', then I'll call you lucky too." Lol | |||
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"ffs its hard for a guy to get a meer you ladies are lucky lol" I find this song by George Formby always helps... "Now, I know I'm not handsome No good looks or wealth But the girls I chase say my plain face Will compromise their health Now, I know fellahs worse than me Bow-legged and boss-eyed Walking out with lovely women Clinging to their side Now, if women like them like men like those Why don't women like me Look at Empress Josephine The most attractive woman that ever was seen Yet Napoleon, short and fat Captivates a lovely looking girl like that Now, if women like them like men like those Why don't women like me, hey-hey Why don't women like me Last night I went out walking My intentions were to click But the sights I saw while walking out They nearly made me sick I saw a lot of lovely girls Attractive little dears Arm in arm with ugly men With cauliflower ears Well, if women like them like men like those Why don't women like me What can the attraction be That's the thing that always starts to worry me Although I haven't got a bean I've got a lot of things the girls have never seen Well, if women like them like men like those Why don't women like me, hey-hey Why don't women like me Now, I went on my holidays Down to the gay seaside I saw a lot of things there Being hidden by the tide The way the women jumped around The men there in the sea Made me think that there Is still a good chance left for me 'Cause if women like them like men like those Why don't women like me Of all the shapes and sizes there I've got a chance of clicking yet, I do declare Oh, I don't want to be a nark I saw a lot of things below the water mark Well, if women like them like men like those Why don't women like me, hey-hey Why don't women like me Well, if women like them like men like those Why don't women like me Take Lord Nelson with one limb Lady William Hamilton, she fell for him With one eye and one arm gone west She ran like the devil and she grabbed the rest Well, if women like them like men like those Why don't women like me, hey-hey Why don't women like me" | |||
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"Drop everything gals!!!!! Guy needing a meet!!!!!! Hurry up ....he's been waiting a fortnight. ...... " | |||
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"Always the same, a guy with a hidden veri thinks he's on instashag, moans he can't get a meet after 2 weeks. No wonder guys get a bad name" What about couples and ladies who hide their veris? Why would he give guys a bad name? | |||
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"Always the same, a guy with a hidden veri thinks he's on instashag, moans he can't get a meet after 2 weeks. No wonder guys get a bad name What about couples and ladies who hide their veris? Why would he give guys a bad name?" thx sue hun | |||
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"Teh ratio is 400 men to 1 woman, its normal for single lads to have no meets for months, consider u lucky if u can fuck one within 2 years lol." What are you basing those statistics and timescales on? | |||
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