FabSwingers.com forum: Your worst performance...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

OK so it's happened to all of us. That one time when no matter what we do we just don't live up to what we know we are capable of in the bedroom.

What's your worst ever performance.

Mine was after nearly 5 weeks of amazing messages, nude pictures, vivid descriptions of everything we would do to one another...

Then on the day the pressure I put on myself to be amazing in the sack... Made it... Not so amazing.

It just wasn't happening. I couldn't get myself hard and ready because I was worried I had over sold myself.

My saving grace was my large fingers and ability to use my tongue... If not for that it would have been an epic disappointment for her.

OK people any one brave enough?

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Mine was after nearly 5 weeks of amazing messages, nude pictures, vivid descriptions of everything we would do to one another...

The reason I dont do this.....

Always disappointing!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine was a long time ago but I was incredibly d*unk one of the reasons I do not drink on meets.

It was a spontaneous thing and I thought just do it so as you can imagine my coordination skills were appalling and I could not do much at all poor bloke I must have put him off for life

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I prefer not to have a 'script' as that way I can shape a meet to how we both feel.

The other time I gave a bad performance was at a wake when I tried to inject some levity into proceedings. It was what you'd call a room divider.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Mine was after nearly 5 weeks of amazing messages, nude pictures, vivid descriptions of everything we would do to one another...

The reason I dont do this.....

Always disappointing!!

Yeah I learnt the hard way (or not so hard way it would seem).

Now I just aim to have a good time and hope she does too with out the bullshit

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Mine was after nearly 5 weeks of amazing messages, nude pictures, vivid descriptions of everything we would do to one another...

The reason I dont do this.....

Always disappointing!!

Same here! Far to many disappointments

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

I fainted on a meet with cpl.out cold.came to and thought all ok but cudnt rise to the occasion. Luckily id met the wife twice before that on her own and diddled her silly

That night she ended up putting me to bed like a baby

In my defence I was very stressed at time and they plied me with booze

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah, the lass was lovely...the night was good, we'd met for a social night before.....complete performance anxiety and failure to launch on my part.....

Somehow I've been invited back?!

It happens mate......

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