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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Bad meet! Spent hours getting ready! Drove there looking great! He opened the door dog snarling, dressed in slippers, stinking if fags and chip fat so hammered he couldn't talk properly! 5ft and a peanut and clearly not his own picture!

Waste of time but funny story for the future we turned straight around and went home lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm surprised George didn't knock his lights out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope you got the right address..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You must of said something before turning round and heading off. What did you say?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You must of said something before turning round and heading off. What did you say? "

Just said sorry mate your not for us! Got in the car and drive off! He was totally hammered lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm surprised George didn't knock his lights out"

Was very close to! Oh well his loss ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bad meet! Spent hours getting ready! Drove there looking great! He opened the door dog snarling, dressed in slippers, stinking if fags and chip fat so hammered he couldn't talk properly! 5ft and a peanut and clearly not his own picture!

Waste of time but funny story for the future we turned straight around and went home lol"

I can imagine him I'm his front room now..

"ere son when you nipped to the shop earlier...had a couple at the door, looked at me like i was a piece of shit...was you expecting company!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry I was promised I wouldn't be disappointed when I turned up once...

I was!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waste of time but funny story for the future we turned straight around and went home lol"

This made me laugh.

Because I have just been reading a thread from a guy who reckons we are not real swingers if we don't shag everyone who comes or way.

Seriously though. That must have been terrible for you.

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

I may be d*unk, but I'll have you know my dog is loveley!

*shakes fist*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm surprised George didn't knock his lights out

Was very close to! Oh well his loss ha ha

Lookin at the pics of Anne it definitely was.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You must of said something before turning round and heading off. What did you say?

Just said sorry mate your not for us! Got in the car and drive off! He was totally hammered lol

He was totally hammered but he managed to talk you two into coming over? bloody hell, he's got some skill. Was it Chester Cobblepot?

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By *appyfuckerMan
over a year ago

in a happy place north wales coast

omg why did he bother chatting he must realise got to be clean if want to play some people are un real i went on a meet with a cpl when i arrived he let me in she was stunning but also hammerd so i walked as i like a woman to enjoy the fun to and it would have felt like rape think he got her hammerd to get his kick ????????????

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"I'm surprised George didn't knock his lights out

Was very close to! Oh well his loss ha ha

Why would he have punched him?

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By *ivilizedkinkCouple
over a year ago

harrow

Waste of time but funny story for the future we turned straight around and went home lol

This made me laugh.

Because I have just been reading a thread from a guy who reckons we are not real swingers if we don't shag everyone who comes or way.

Seriously though. That must have been terrible for you.

what thread was that please .love a good laugh at a fools expense

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