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A Funny Thing Happened To Me On The Way To The Forum

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By *unPete OP   Man
over a year ago

Near Bristol

OMG so many negative and depressing postings!

It would be uplifting and re-affirming to hear about some amusing, funny encounters you've had (obviously the innocent must be protected).

Personally I find a good sense of humour more appealing than a cute arse and life re-affirming tits (erm ....let me reconsider that ...no I think I do! )

Okay me first ... the last meet I had, got out the car and immediatley heard the squealing of tyres as a car exited the pub car park with some determination ... okay at least I can laugh about it now.

Make us smile?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

were really sorry bout that but we emmm realised we had emmmm left the gas on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aw now thats harsh, but a lil funny!!! We arranged to meet at a local golf course... and spent 10 minutes trying to get into the bar... before realising we were going to follow the people we were meeting from the carpark!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

didnt wana post in the fantasies and stories section as it was more a funny thing, and thought would be more suited to this post

well hows this then-

i was at the cinema yesterday with a lady friend who deicided to give me a bj in the back row, as she was doing so i used my hands to pleasure her at the same time, 2nds after i came, so did she but as we'd never done this before and it was premiere day for the film and the place was fairly busy apart from the area we say, it was really quite horny, which ended with her having a huge orgasm which she couldn't keep quiet through, and it just so happened to be at the part in the film where the scene went silent,

ABOUT 50 PEOPLE TURNED AROUND AND LOOKED AT US!! me with my cock in her mouth, her laying across 2 seats with my hands down her jeans, her squealing like there was no tomorow, we both pissed ourselves laughing, and when the film ended had a rather fun walk down the steps to leave as the looks were unbelievable lol

was truly a funny, sexy and enjoyable experience

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

was the film any good though? pmsl !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I enjoyed those two stories immensely, for differing reasons! Feel a bit for the OP, but then I think there may have been a chance he didn't look much like his avatar!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol the bits i saw were

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