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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Had a girl finger me as I fucket her doggy and wen I cum it made it feel like my hole body shook really bad the explosion was intense beond words

So tell me your best times and girls you can tell us if you enjoy it to or like it wen a guy is in you

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

No fingers in me unless you are a medical doctor.

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

she must have had long arms

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

It's a prostate thing, mate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that possible ?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"she must have had long arms

And flexible.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

No lol had her legs over her sholders and she was well in to it hand past my sack and finger knuckle deep was amazing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"she must have had long arms

And flexible.

It was Little Miss Tickle!!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

You can read the sentence and put the emphasis on another word, which makes the meaning change entirely!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"she must have had long arms

And flexible.

It was Little Miss Tickle!!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"No lol had her legs over her sholders and she was well in to it hand past my sack and finger knuckle deep was amazing "

Omg I am laughing so much. Contortionist, is she?

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

"No lol had her legs over her sholders and she was well in to it hand past my sack and finger knuckle deep was amazing "
not doggy then,unless you bent her legs backwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can read the sentence and put the emphasis on another word, which makes the meaning change entirely!

poor little doggy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Legs over her shoulders . While in the doggy position ... Fuck me I'm not playing twister with her

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By *ex.IncCouple
over a year ago

Castleford

"No lol had her legs over her sholders and she was well in to it hand past my sack and finger knuckle deep was amazing "

I think you need to google what the doggy position is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No lol had her legs over her sholders and she was well in to it hand past my sack and finger knuckle deep was amazing "

So not dodgy as mentioned in your first comments

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was it a blow up doll ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

are you sure it was her finger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is what I love about the forums. Every now and then you stumble across a post so badly articulated and written that it's hard to call bullshit on it.

Usually because you're laughing so much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No lol had her legs over her sholders and she was well in to it hand past my sack and finger knuckle deep was amazing

So not dodgy as mentioned in your first comments"

Yep sounds dodgy to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Legs over her shoulders . While in the doggy position ... Fuck me I'm not playing twister with her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh jeez...who let walter mitty in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Going to try that one on my next meet

. Waits for a reply

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Legs over her shoulders . While in the doggy position ... Fuck me I'm not playing twister with her

Christ, I would! All oiled up too! And with a select invited naked wanking audience, to add that je ne c'est pas...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had a girl finger me as I fucket her doggy and wen I cum it made it feel like my hole body shook really bad the explosion was intense beond words

So tell me your best times and girls you can tell us if you enjoy it to or like it wen a guy is in you

Your my hero

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Going to try that one on my next meet

. Waits for a reply

Er hello??? Xxx

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By *anyoufeelmeMan
over a year ago

near you

"No lol had her legs over her shoulders and she was well in to it hand past my sack and finger knuckle deep was amazing "

thats not my understanding of doggy .... i don't ever remember seeing my next door dog fuck like that -)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Going to try that one on my next meet

. Waits for a reply

Er hello??? Xxx"
Hahaha could not write that for laughing

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By *anyoufeelmeMan
over a year ago

near you

"Legs over her shoulders . While in the doggy position ... Fuck me I'm not playing twister with her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Going to try that one on my next meet

. Waits for a reply

Er hello??? Xxx Hahaha could not write that for laughing

We will be doing something far more amazing. Mwah. Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Going to try that one on my next meet

. Waits for a reply

Er hello??? Xxx Hahaha could not write that for laughing

We will be doing something far more amazing. Mwah. Xxx"
Wow . Good answer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Going to try that one on my next meet

. Waits for a reply

Er hello??? Xxx Hahaha could not write that for laughing

We will be doing something far more amazing. Mwah. Xxx Wow . Good answer

It will be berfaith cariad. Xxc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol. Aside from the confusion as to the position which makes you wonder if it actually happened.... I love a finger in my bum during sex.

Not sure what the position is called but when we do missionary I sometimes lift one knee over her leg so only one is between hers. Stimulates her even more and brings me within finger range

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Toshn? Welsh?....action pics of aforementioned dodgy doggy position on a twister mat? (oiled)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No lol had her legs over her shoulders and she was well in to it hand past my sack and finger knuckle deep was amazing

thats not my understanding of doggy .... i don't ever remember seeing my next door dog fuck like that -) "

You need to live next door to me.. my little pup is a right little goer..... lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Toshn? Welsh?....action pics of aforementioned dodgy doggy position on a twister mat? (oiled)

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leave it with me Steve

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Lol. Aside from the confusion as to the position which makes you wonder if it actually happened.... I love a finger in my bum during sex.

Not sure what the position is called but when we do missionary I sometimes lift one knee over her leg so only one is between hers. Stimulates her even more and brings me within finger range

That position is called 'The Bootle' named after the little boat in 'My Family and other Animals' which was called 'The Bootle Bumtrinket'.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Toshn? Welsh?....action pics of aforementioned dodgy doggy position on a twister mat? (oiled)

leave it with me Steve

No! Use your own twister mat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Toshn? Welsh?....action pics of aforementioned dodgy doggy position on a twister mat? (oiled)

leave it with me Steve

No! Use your own twister mat!

No twister mat required! We have our own games planned. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Toshn? Welsh?....action pics of aforementioned dodgy doggy position on a twister mat? (oiled)

leave it with me Steve

No! Use your own twister mat!

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Will do the oiled bit but I think the

Twister mat may be a step to far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Toshn? Welsh?....action pics of aforementioned dodgy doggy position on a twister mat? (oiled)

leave it with me Steve

No! Use your own twister mat!

No twister mat required! We have our own games planned. X"
We certainly do . Mwah xx

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By *uestandpinkCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

This is the funniest Ive read to date...

Laughing loud here.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Toshn? Welsh?....action pics of aforementioned dodgy doggy position on a twister mat? (oiled)

leave it with me Steve

No! Use your own twister mat!

No twister mat required! We have our own games planned. X"

Pin the pin into the donkeys tail?

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By *anyoufeelmeMan
over a year ago

near you

"No lol had her legs over her shoulders and she was well in to it hand past my sack and finger knuckle deep was amazing

thats not my understanding of doggy .... i don't ever remember seeing my next door dog fuck like that -)

You need to live next door to me.. my little pup is a right little goer..... lol x"

Is your little pup code of the young fella you fancy ? ha ha

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Toshn? Welsh?....action pics of aforementioned dodgy doggy position on a twister mat? (oiled)

leave it with me Steve

No! Use your own twister mat!

Will do the oiled bit but I think the

Twister mat may be a step to far

Oooh!

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By *uestandpinkCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Hilarious ...

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By *anyoufeelmeMan
over a year ago

near you

"Hilarious ...

I love how posts change direction and you find the above post more interesting than the OPs first attempt to stimulate a thread

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Had a girl finger me as I fucket her doggy and wen I cum it made it feel like my hole body shook really bad the explosion was intense beond words

So tell me your best times and girls you can tell us if you enjoy it to or like it wen a guy is in you

Sigh...wish I were a contortionist.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"she must have had long arms

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"she must have had long arms

And flexible.

It was Little Miss Tickle!!

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Was it a blow up doll ? "

...don't think he even blew it up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was it a blow up doll ?

...don't think he even blew it up!"
Haha yeah that explains it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had a girl finger me as I fucket her doggy and wen I cum it made it feel like my hole body shook really bad the explosion was intense beond words

So tell me your best times and girls you can tell us if you enjoy it to or like it wen a guy is in you

Sigh...wish I were a contortionist.

Nicki's all pleased with herself after chams on monday; she not only had her knees round her ears but she ended up with her feet on the wall behind her head

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Was it a blow up doll ?

...don't think he even blew it up!"

Maybe it was an inflatable octopus.

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By *uestandpinkCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

"Hilarious ...

I love how posts change direction and you find the above post more interesting than the OPs first attempt to stimulate a thread "

Yeah... thats why its sooooo funny.. it gets better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was it a blow up doll ?

...don't think he even blew it up!

Maybe it was an inflatable octopus. "

Ooooohhhh. Room for more than one then? X

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Was it a blow up doll ?

...don't think he even blew it up!

Maybe it was an inflatable octopus.

Ooooohhhh. Room for more than one then? X"

7 more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was it a blow up doll ?

...don't think he even blew it up!

Maybe it was an inflatable octopus.

Ooooohhhh. Room for more than one then? X

7 more

Perfect. You joining us? X

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Yes, on the 'inflatable octopus' thread

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By *wiftieeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

"she must have had long arms

Was thinking the same!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"she must have had long arms

Looollll!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes, on the 'inflatable octopus' thread

Serious? He he

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No lol had her legs over her sholders and she was well in to it hand past my sack and finger knuckle deep was amazing not doggy then,unless you bent her legs backwards

Your killing us here!! Too funny!!!! Lol

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Lol. Aside from the confusion as to the position which makes you wonder if it actually happened.... I love a finger in my bum during sex.

Not sure what the position is called but when we do missionary I sometimes lift one knee over her leg so only one is between hers. Stimulates her even more and brings me within finger range

That position is called 'The Bootle' named after the little boat in 'My Family and other Animals' which was called 'The Bootle Bumtrinket'.

Oh my goodnees, I thought I was the only person in the world to have read that book

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"she must have had long arms

Or fingers like ET

Perhaps she was trying to phone home

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

"Had a girl finger me as I fucket her doggy "

You know that pet sitting you were going to do for me? It's ok. I...erm...I don't need you after all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No lol had her legs over her sholders and she was well in to it hand past my sack and finger knuckle deep was amazing

I think you need to google what the doggy position is

This version of the position is like the song..."how much is that doggy in the window..the one with her tits in her hair..her knees on her back and her finger all the way in there" ..boom boom

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"she must have had long arms

Or fingers like ET

Perhaps she was trying to phone home"

Or find her phone...

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By *nlyfun3Woman
over a year ago

NEAR Berkhamsted,Herts

the only doggy position like that is a doggy playing dead lol. not an atractive thought. nor a double jointed doggy pmsl. oh dear one wonders if it did ever happen, cause although i suspect this is fantasy, a fuck n arse stimulation is meant to b fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"she must have had long arms

Or fingers like ET

Perhaps she was trying to phone home

Or find her phone..."

Was it one of the old Motorola bricks? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"she must have had long arms

Or fingers like ET

Perhaps she was trying to phone home"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like something from a horror film

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

laughing so hard we are both crying... pissing ourselves laughing...this is soooo good... ET poke Home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perhaps his date was one of those creatures from the 1980's film, The Thing, starring Kurt Russell

That scary creature that has a geezers head and loads of legs that jumps off the operating table and scuttles off across the floor as Kurt desperately tries to roast it with the flamethrower.

Perhaps the OPs date wasn't trying to finger him up the arse after all. She was actually trying to scuttle away before Kurt got her with the flamethrower!

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By *rs and Mr PandoraCouple
over a year ago

LUTTERWORTH

"Had a girl finger me as I fucket her doggy and wen I cum it made it feel like my hole body shook really bad the explosion was intense beond words

So tell me your best times and girls you can tell us if you enjoy it to or like it wen a guy is in you

so you fucked her doggy and she fingered you, RSPCA might be interested

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had a girl finger me as I fucket her doggy and wen I cum it made it feel like my hole body shook really bad the explosion was intense beond words

So tell me your best times and girls you can tell us if you enjoy it to or like it wen a guy is in you

so you fucked her doggy and she fingered you, RSPCA might be interested

Didn't a bloke just get locked up for that? Saw it on the BBC News website about a week ago. Apparently he gave his girlfriends hound a good seeing to and filmed it on his mobile. She finds the mobile, watches the video and report him to the police. Classic!

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By *rs and Mr PandoraCouple
over a year ago

LUTTERWORTH

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Were you in a hall of mirrors at the time or under the influence of mind bending substances....?

Tbh I reckon the RSPCA will prosecute you for fucking her doggy. What breed was it?? And perhaps she hooked a thumb in your arse to pull you off "Tyson".......

I've missed Jackanory.

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By *rs and Mr PandoraCouple
over a year ago

LUTTERWORTH

OT jackonory lol, you have to be a certain age to know what that is

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Had a girl finger me as I fucket her doggy

You know that pet sitting you were going to do for me? It's ok. I...erm...I don't need you after all.

...this thread gets funnier and funnier!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is why I meet at clubs and don't sleep with the locals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My doggy is a cocker, no one is fucking him or I will insert a toe in their arsenal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No lol had her legs over her sholders and she was well in to it hand past my sack and finger knuckle deep was amazing "

You said she was in doggy. How is that even possible?

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

"Legs over her shoulders . While in the doggy position ... Fuck me I'm not playing twister with her

Lololol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I reckon the bogey man was behind you

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

perhaps you had another person there doing the bum fingering

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

NUUUUURSE!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No lol had her legs over her sholders and she was well in to it hand past my sack and finger knuckle deep was amazing "
Was she whistling dixie at the same time

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