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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Cock girth is measured as the circumference around the shaft ...yeah ! and not by measuring how far across it is form one side to other as someone tried to tell me on here.

I am right arnt I ?

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Girth is circumference, not diameter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely correct!

Wow - a man who understand how to measure his cock properly - that's a rarity on here! Thank you!

I once chatted to a guy who couldn't work out how to measure the girth, as he only had a straight rule - got confused when I suggested using a piece of string to measure around.... I think that it was too much for him, trying to engage brain and cock at the same time....

And for length, I suggest along the top, from base to tip, then we know what the real penetrative depth might be - please.....?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Absolutely correct!

Wow - a man who understand how to measure his cock properly - that's a rarity on here! Thank you!

I once chatted to a guy who couldn't work out how to measure the girth, as he only had a straight rule - got confused when I suggested using a piece of string to measure around.... I think that it was too much for him, trying to engage brain and cock at the same time....

And for length, I suggest along the top, from base to tip, then we know what the real penetrative depth might be - please.....?

i told a woman i was 6 inches in girth and she said i was lying

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why would any bloke be even slightly interested in measuring his cock, never mind being competent at it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why would any bloke be even slightly interested in measuring his cock, never mind being competent at it?"

curiosity ? and because to some size matters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why would any bloke be even slightly interested in measuring his cock, never mind being competent at it?"

Please send me a bigger picture of your profile picy lol , I need it to expand my girth lol

Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No point measuring your cock. It's not like you're going to measure her as well are you and see if you would fit. It's not a jigsaw puzzle you know lol

..your stuck with what you got. No amount of measuring is going to change that. To this date. I don't even know how big my cock is. I couldn't give a flying fuck - i'm having to make do with what i got.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From working with teenage boys I can confirm they start the measuring at an early age...I've been asked when it stops growing and is it 'like at a certain age like feet' ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No point measuring your cock. It's not like you're going to measure her as well are you and see if you would fit. It's not a jigsaw puzzle you know lol

..your stuck with what you got. No amount of measuring is going to change that. To this date. I don't even know how big my cock is. I couldn't give a flying fuck - i'm having to make do with what i got.

"
Well said that man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why would any bloke be even slightly interested in measuring his cock, never mind being competent at it?"

The equation is simples for Mrs N..............if she says mmmmmmmmmmmmm when she's playing with it, its a good un'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm taking a tape measure with me from now

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"I'm taking a tape measure with me from now "

I like that idea.

Popeye doesn't need to measure his cock. When you are cool enough to get away with meggins, cock size is unimportant

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By *iplzMan
over a year ago

felixstowe

How do bend the sky remote around it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm taking a tape measure with me from now

I like that idea.

Popeye doesn't need to measure his cock. When you are cool enough to get away with meggins, cock size is unimportant "

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By *rinking-in-laCouple
over a year ago

Bristol


"Why would any bloke be even slightly interested in measuring his cock, never mind being competent at it?

curiosity ? and because to some size matters"

Every guy who we have spoken to on here has had an 8 inch penis. I assumed it was standard?

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Why would any bloke be even slightly interested in measuring his cock, never mind being competent at it?

curiosity ? and because to some size matters

Every guy who we have spoken to on here has had an 8 inch penis. I assumed it was standard? "

But are those 'fab single male profile' inches - or proper inches?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"From working with teenage boys I can confirm they start the measuring at an early age...I've been asked when it stops growing and is it 'like at a certain age like feet' ? "

Lol x I need to read my Adrian mole book again x

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By *imply_SensualMan
over a year ago

warrington


"Why would any bloke be even slightly interested in measuring his cock, never mind being competent at it?"

This

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By *imply_SensualMan
over a year ago

warrington


"No point measuring your cock. It's not like you're going to measure her as well are you and see if you would fit. It's not a jigsaw puzzle you know lol

..your stuck with what you got. No amount of measuring is going to change that. To this date. I don't even know how big my cock is. I couldn't give a flying fuck - i'm having to make do with what i got.

"

and this

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville


"Why would any bloke be even slightly interested in measuring his cock, never mind being competent at it?"

it affects the boxer short cup size

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Why would any bloke be even slightly interested in measuring his cock, never mind being competent at it?

curiosity ? and because to some size matters

Every guy who we have spoken to on here has had an 8 inch penis. I assumed it was standard? "

Standard issue with gold membership apparently...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why would any bloke be even slightly interested in measuring his cock, never mind being competent at it?"

Look at the fleets of female and couple profiles on here stipulating a minimum or (more rarely) maximum size and you'll have your answer.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"

Every guy who we have spoken to on here has had an 8 inch penis. I assumed it was standard?

Standard issue with gold membership apparently...

"

Those who plump for Platinum Membership get a 12" member and not 1, but 3 fuzzy photoshopped pics to prove it and one free webcam veri

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By *anyoufeelmeMan
over a year ago

near you


"Why would any bloke be even slightly interested in measuring his cock, never mind being competent at it?

curiosity ? and because to some size matters"

Im almost certain all men have at one point measured their cock ... and even pushed the rule further into their belly to justify to themselves it is over 6 inches ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why would any bloke be even slightly interested in measuring his cock, never mind being competent at it?

curiosity ? and because to some size matters

Every guy who we have spoken to on here has had an 8 inch penis. I assumed it was standard?

Standard issue with gold membership apparently...

"

Oh dear I dont measure up to gold membership standards. I'm only 7in long but with 6in girth. Does that get me in lmao.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There isn't an adult male on the planet who hasn't measured his own cock. Anyone who says they haven't is telling porkies so as to appear 'cool'. Don't be ashamed of it guys, it's perfectly normal and healthy to size up your own tackle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There isn't an adult male on the planet who hasn't measured his own cock. Anyone who says they haven't is telling porkies so as to appear 'cool'. "

Guys bullshitting - on a swinging site? Rubbish!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There isn't an adult male on the planet who hasn't measured his own cock. Anyone who says they haven't is telling porkies so as to appear 'cool'. Don't be ashamed of it guys, it's perfectly normal and healthy to size up your own tackle "

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By *puk68Man
over a year ago

Morpeth

I am pleased to see it passed my belly although I am seeing less and less each day bugger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"From working with teenage boys I can confirm they start the measuring at an early age...I've been asked when it stops growing and is it 'like at a certain age like feet' ?

Lol x I need to read my Adrian mole book again x "

Haha x

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