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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh my god

An ex text me this morning

My phone left him a 13min sex voicemail last night

All I can say is

Thank god my phone did not ring my dad!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my god!! How did that happen? Could have been worse - may have been your boss lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

He had what sapped me yesterday must of somehow called him

Ooooooh man lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How can your phone leave a 13 minute sex message?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How can your phone leave a 13 minute sex message?

Voice mail lol I checked my phone and it was 13min it called him for

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By *lassyandadventurousMan
over a year ago

England and Wales

Call me next time lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Call me next time lol"

Ha ha ha

He said he knew what was happening as soon as he heard it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So you were having sex and your phone dialled your ex and he heard it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope he was not a 2 min man that will really piss him off

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So you were having sex and your phone dialled your ex and he heard it? "

No it's rang him and left a voicemail which he picked up this morning

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I hope he was not a 2 min man that will really piss him off

Ha ha ha ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So you were having sex and your phone dialled your ex and he heard it?

No it's rang him and left a voicemail which he picked up this morning

I still don't get it....never mind

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So you were having sex and your phone dialled your ex and he heard it?

No it's rang him and left a voicemail which he picked up this morning

I still don't get it....never mind

I somehow rang him during a session and he didn't pick up as was about midnight so it went to voicemail so he had an interesting listen this morning ......

Get it now ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I still don't get it....never mind

I don't get it either...How would your phone dial a number by itself whilst you were busy having sex? Where was the phone whilst you were 'busy'?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a keylock on phone so dont knock ur phone on,my stepdad left me a voicemail of him peeing in staff loo and chatting to someone,played it to him,was amusing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I still don't get it....never mind

I don't get it either...How would your phone dial a number by itself whilst you were busy having sex? Where was the phone whilst you were 'busy'?

Fecking hell lol

Obviously my phone was on the sofa and I somehow pressed a number

Christ this is mental how can people not understand ....

You never had a pocket voicemail ?!!?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have a keylock on phone so dont knock ur phone on,my stepdad left me a voicemail of him peeing in staff loo and chatting to someone,played it to him,was amusing

Ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So you were having sex and your phone dialled your ex and he heard it?

No it's rang him and left a voicemail which he picked up this morning

I still don't get it....never mind

I somehow rang him during a session and he didn't pick up as was about midnight so it went to voicemail so he had an interesting listen this morning ......

Get it now ?"

Well to be fair your OP said your phone left a sex voicemail. I'm glad it wasn't just me who couldn't work it out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I still don't get it....never mind

I don't get it either...How would your phone dial a number by itself whilst you were busy having sex? Where was the phone whilst you were 'busy'?

Fecking hell lol

Obviously my phone was on the sofa and I somehow pressed a number

Christ this is mental how can people not understand ....

You never had a pocket voicemail ?!!?"

No which is why I didn't understand it......but thanks for getting so het up about my mentality

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By *andyTrucker59Man
over a year ago

north east

suggest not have speed dials on phones either.

got caught out that way before similar.

was getting dick sucked as getting trousers pulled down in bedroom and stood on touchscreen phone in trousers as kicked them off.

wife heard everything for next hour till went to get phone to set alarm for morning and seen connected? big fuckin OOOOOps

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

All cleared up now jolly good

And still just as mortifying as ever

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

Oh ye it "accidentally" rang your ex boyfriend.ha ha.hope it wirked anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So you were having sex and your phone dialled your ex and he heard it?

No it's rang him and left a voicemail which he picked up this morning

I still don't get it....never mind

I somehow rang him during a session and he didn't pick up as was about midnight so it went to voicemail so he had an interesting listen this morning ......

Get it now ?"

How did it turn off?

13 minutes seems like a very random voice mail max message length

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

13 minute voicemail!!! I thought they had a timeout on after about a minute. Jesus, I need to be careful next time I have one of my famous sweary rants.

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By *eMontresMan
over a year ago

Halesowen

"So you were having sex and your phone dialled your ex and he heard it?

No it's rang him and left a voicemail which he picked up this morning

I still don't get it....never mind

I somehow rang him during a session and he didn't pick up as was about midnight so it went to voicemail so he had an interesting listen this morning ......

Get it now ?

Well to be fair your OP said your phone left a sex voicemail. I'm glad it wasn't just me who couldn't work it out!"

Same here - originally it read that the phone had somehow automatically left some sort of pre-recorded message, not that the OP had inadvertently done it, and the proceedings had been recorded by her ex's voicemail.

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By *otTheReal01Man
over a year ago

London

I thought the OP's phone had been hacked and had some malware installed to dial random numbers as an ad for a sex site or something initially...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have a keylock on phone so dont knock ur phone on,my stepdad left me a voicemail of him peeing in staff loo and chatting to someone,played it to him,was amusing

Ha ha "

I knew what she ment because of above,i dont remember how long my message was,but heard peeing,chatting and then clunking about When got back on with work,hope ur ex found the funny side i know i did,he put a keylock on after that,it was only because i was last person he called night before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So you were having sex and your phone dialled your ex and he heard it?

No it's rang him and left a voicemail which he picked up this morning

I still don't get it....never mind

I somehow rang him during a session and he didn't pick up as was about midnight so it went to voicemail so he had an interesting listen this morning ......

Get it now ?

Well to be fair your OP said your phone left a sex voicemail. I'm glad it wasn't just me who couldn't work it out!

Thank you.....I knew I wasn't mentally impaired

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By *ctaviusStuntMan
over a year ago

plymouth

so just wondering if you find it a turn on your ex listening to you have sex ?

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"So you were having sex and your phone dialled your ex and he heard it?

No it's rang him and left a voicemail which he picked up this morning

This confused me. I thought I knew what you were talking about until you said this.

I assumed you had to have been having sex and accidentally dialled but then you said no that's not what happened.

I couldn't understand how your 'phone could leave a "sex message" by itself!

I get it now but I'm not surprised others were confused. I was too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So you were having sex and your phone dialled your ex and he heard it?

No it's rang him and left a voicemail which he picked up this morning

This confused me. I thought I knew what you were talking about until you said this.

I assumed you had to have been having sex and accidentally dialled but then you said no that's not what happened.

I couldn't understand how your 'phone could leave a "sex message" by itself!

I get it now but I'm not surprised others were confused. I was too."

Read my post lol

Yes the phone somehow rang him and he got a nice voicemail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

These things happen. Phones have evil minds.

I managed to reply to my daughters text instead of the guy I was meeting in a hotel. I told him which room number and to just grab the key card I'd left at reception and to come straight up. In a way it was lucky I used his name. She believed me when i said he was one of several of us room sharing on our lads night out. If it had been a girls name I couldn't have explained that so easily.

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By *exycleanerWoman
over a year ago

pontefract

serves you all right for having smart phones ,see they that smart they ring someone up when you are having sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How many phone numbers have you had offered via PM in the hope you may now leave the voicemails for random lucky people

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By *exycleanerWoman
over a year ago

pontefract

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did your ex laugh about it or was he jealous ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't understand this. You had sex for a full 13 mins ? This just seems ridiculously over exaggerated. Surly you mean 3 mins lol. Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't understand this. You had sex for a full 13 mins ? This just seems ridiculously over exaggerated. Surly you mean 3 mins lol. Xx"

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha oh lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did your ex laugh about it or was he jealous ?"

He said he knew immediately what I was up to lol

I was embarrassed and he said did I take photos pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So he wasn't bothered then

Well at least nobody got hurt

So did you take photos ? Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So he wasn't bothered then

Well at least nobody got hurt

So did you take photos ? Lol"

No ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So he wasn't bothered then

Well at least nobody got hurt

So did you take photos ? Lol

No ha ha "

Just to back you up on the 13 min thing .... I had very similar thing happen to me .... I knew id tried to leave a quick message but hadnt realised it was still recording and 15 mins later we suddenly hear the phone say .... you have 5 seconds left of recording !!!!

The guy who got the message said it said 15 mins !!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So he wasn't bothered then

Well at least nobody got hurt

So did you take photos ? Lol

No ha ha

The guy who got the message said it said 15 mins !!!! "

Lol oooops I would copy and paste my call log if I could

Believe me my phone is gonna be well away next time I decide to be naughty lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well on the bright side it could have been a video call now that would have been revealing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well on the bright side it could have been a video call now that would have been revealing

Ahhhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha

Always a positive ha ha

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By *pice of life 79Man
over a year ago

lincoln, sleaford , grantham , nottingham

"Call me next time lol

Ha ha ha

He said he knew what was happening as soon as he heard it

I'd say your phone was purposely used by whom you were having sex with

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Call me next time lol

Ha ha ha

He said he knew what was happening as soon as he heard it

I'd say your phone was purposely used by whom you were having sex with "

Ha ha ha nah

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By *pice of life 79Man
over a year ago

lincoln, sleaford , grantham , nottingham

"Call me next time lol

Ha ha ha

He said he knew what was happening as soon as he heard it

I'd say your phone was purposely used by whom you were having sex with "
you seriously need to lock your phone when guys are with you it could of been done on purpose . The guy would of purposely rang a number off your phone whilst your head was deep in the pillow in ecstasy and he was probably getting off on it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Call me next time lol

Ha ha ha

He said he knew what was happening as soon as he heard it

I'd say your phone was purposely used by whom you were having sex with you seriously need to lock your phone when guys are with you it could of been done on purpose . The guy would of purposely rang a number off your phone whilst your head was deep in the pillow in ecstasy and he was probably getting off on it "

No my ex what sapped me earlier and I would of accidentally rang him

My phone is locked with a pin and I have a new phone which you know that anyway

He bloody did nothing wrong so shut it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your fone is locked with a pin ???? During sex it unlocks and calls your ex, aye rite!!!! Alert attention seeker among us!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Your fone is locked with a pin ???? During sex it unlocks and calls your ex, aye rite!!!! Alert attention seeker among us!!!!

Yes I had my whatsap open lol

Christ almighty

What is wrong with people lol

I would suggest people know me well enough to know I am far from an attention seeker

Pah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So you were having sex and your phone dialled your ex and he heard it? "

Hmm sounds fishy. I don't believe it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm really surprised that more people haven't had voicemails left where the phone has been activated by mistake, not everyone pin locks their phone

I've had plenty of 'pocket' ones where they're kinda muffled but u can hear the person.

made me laugh anyway

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"So you were having sex and your phone dialled your ex and he heard it?

No it's rang him and left a voicemail which he picked up this morning

This confused me. I thought I knew what you were talking about until you said this.

I assumed you had to have been having sex and accidentally dialled but then you said no that's not what happened.

I couldn't understand how your 'phone could leave a "sex message" by itself!

I get it now but I'm not surprised others were confused. I was too.

Read my post lol

Yes the phone somehow rang him and he got a nice voicemail "

I did read your posts but it took a while before it became clear what you meant. I'm not surprised that others were confused. You weren't very clear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know someone who was once fucking a bird other than his 'girlfriend' and his phone dialled her. And she heard everything, and i mean everything.

I'm guessing he had a lot of explaining to do lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

why the hell would you have your ex's number, let alone have it in such a way it can be dialled by pressing 1 button.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"why the hell would you have your ex's number, let alone have it in such a way it can be dialled by pressing 1 button.

Why wouldn't I lol we are mates he had what sapped me

Do people not stay mates with their ex lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God why that not happen to me that us a fantasy of mine gutted x

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

It's happened to me quite a few times with my work phone (not during sex though lol) it's easily done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i did once send a horny text to my manager - some mix up with the last message sent -

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a German dom friend who uses whattsapp

He sent a text meant for me to a work colleague ( a guy) the content was very explicit.

The opening line alone was bad enough

'Meine Fotze' which means 'my c**t'

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have a German dom friend who uses whattsapp

He sent a text meant for me to a work colleague ( a guy) the content was very explicit.

The opening line alone was bad enough

'Meine Fotze' which means 'my c**t'"

Ha ha ha ha ooooops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"why the hell would you have your ex's number, let alone have it in such a way it can be dialled by pressing 1 button.

Why wouldn't I lol we are mates he had what sapped me

Do people not stay mates with their ex lol "

generally not.

it makes for very awkward situations when one or other of you is horny/d*unk and makes a booty call, which i actually suspect is why you are still friends with your ex.

lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"why the hell would you have your ex's number, let alone have it in such a way it can be dialled by pressing 1 button.

Why wouldn't I lol we are mates he had what sapped me

Do people not stay mates with their ex lol

generally not.

it makes for very awkward situations when one or other of you is horny/d*unk and makes a booty call, which i actually suspect is why you are still friends with your ex.

lol."

No lol we known each other for about twenty years that's why we are friends

Hold on why am I explaining ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"why the hell would you have your ex's number, let alone have it in such a way it can be dialled by pressing 1 button.

Why wouldn't I lol we are mates he had what sapped me

Do people not stay mates with their ex lol

generally not.

it makes for very awkward situations when one or other of you is horny/d*unk and makes a booty call, which i actually suspect is why you are still friends with your ex.

lol.

No lol we known each other for about twenty years that's why we are friends

Hold on why am I explaining ....

No need to explain. You had a laugh about it. He had a wank about it. (maybe?!)

Smile.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"why the hell would you have your ex's number, let alone have it in such a way it can be dialled by pressing 1 button.

Why wouldn't I lol we are mates he had what sapped me

Do people not stay mates with their ex lol

generally not.

it makes for very awkward situations when one or other of you is horny/d*unk and makes a booty call, which i actually suspect is why you are still friends with your ex.

lol.

No lol we known each other for about twenty years that's why we are friends

Hold on why am I explaining ....

No need to explain. You had a laugh about it. He had a wank about it. (maybe?!)

Smile.

Thank you lol

I am laughing now

My best friend thinks it's hilarious

Phone is switched off tonight lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...I don't get it...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"...I don't get it..."

Shut it you or I will have to sit on your face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...I don't get it...

Shut it you or I will have to sit on your face "

ooooh errr missus

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"...I don't get it...

Shut it you or I will have to sit on your face

ooooh errr missus

Ha ha ha

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