FabSwingers.com forum: New women

By *uslaff OP Man
over a year ago

manchester

Browsing the new women section this morning,a classy lady caught my eye. She's from Darlington,not too far,matches my preferences and age limits.

She states that she "only wants anal til her bum bleeds" and her status says "want guys to fart in my mouth"

How do I prepare for a meet with her. Prunes and sprouts are the obvious combination,but when do I start eating them ?

The night before ?

The morning of the meet ?

Any suggestions welcome and flavour tips would be good too.

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By *oulcakeMan
over a year ago

Gornal

A good hot curry should do. Then she will really know if this particular kink is for her. !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She sounds real classy !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nearly threw me coco pops up !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She sounds real classy !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once Dutch ovened a meet an that nearly killed her.

I dread to think of the damage a full blast to the face would cause

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By *eedelightsWoman
over a year ago

London

Eeeewwww too early!

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Quite a big kink in Brazil this ol 'Fart in my mouth' thingy.

Genuinely, there are porn websites aimed at it.

I think the woman with the profile would be looking for a dry fart, one which comes out with a bang rather than a squeaky mouse fart. They all say they want a REAL man, she'll be no differn't.

I high fibre diet would help, with plenty of green veg thrown in and some fish too for the oils.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Browsing the new women section this morning,a classy lady caught my eye. She's from Darlington,not too far,matches my preferences and age limits.

She states that she "only wants anal til her bum bleeds" and her status says "want guys to fart in my mouth"

How do I prepare for a meet with her. Prunes and sprouts are the obvious combination,but when do I start eating them ?b

The night before ?

The morning of the meet ?

Any suggestions welcome and flavour tips would be good too."

if the monkey is anything to go by, guinness will definitely do the trick...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She can borrow are smelly arse staffie as we are diying from his smell now pass him back when alls clear lol

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By *uslaff OP Man
over a year ago

manchester

A Guinness and alpen breakfast sounds ideal.

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By *onnie and JohnCouple
over a year ago

andover

sounds like you need to get out more..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eeeewwww too early! "

There's never a good time for this

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By *eedelightsWoman
over a year ago

London

"Eeeewwww too early!

There's never a good time for this

Can handle most things once i have had a coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Until she bleeds"...

I'd class myself as kinky but not stupid. I won't allow fingers up my butt because the mucous membrane is fragile and I have experienced bleeding due to ill-kempt nails!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i doubt if it will really happen

chances are in 2 days it will be

user no longer on site !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eeeewwww too early!

There's never a good time for this

Can handle most things once i have had a coffee"

Maybe that's what's missing in my life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shhhhh I wanted my kinks kept a secret

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Shhhhh I wanted my kinks kept a secret "

Silent but violent?

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By *uslaff OP Man
over a year ago

manchester

"sounds like you need to get out more..

Why's that then ?

Would love an explanation,as you've left me somewhat confused.

Lol dullards !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crikey!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd pass on her and meet someone who's normal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nearly threw me coco pops up !

That made me laugh out loud!

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By *lackduffyMan
over a year ago

london

"i doubt if it will really happen

chances are in 2 days it will be

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Second that

. I smell a bullshitter fake profile from a mile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think some people can't smell a bullshit pisstake thread if it slapped them in the face.....or farted in their face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This has to be a joke

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