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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Everyone has their different ideas about what's weird sexually. I'm pretty open minded (I think lol) but was recently shocked when somebody contacted me asking me to shag him while he sniffed his wives and daughter in laws dirty knickers. After showing my distain he said it was ok as his daughter in law was 20.

What's the oddest/most distasteful thing to you that's come up while chatting to someone on here?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

sorry wasn't daughter in law - was step daughter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was once asked by a guy if I would let his dog lick my cock and ass told him to fuck off weirdo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"sorry wasn't daughter in law - was step daughter

Phew!!Thank god for that...for one minute I thought the guy was a bit odd!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"sorry wasn't daughter in law - was step daughter

That makes it less weird then ....... NOT!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"sorry wasn't daughter in law - was step daughter

Phew!!Thank god for that...for one minute I thought the guy was a bit odd!

It's still wrong!!!!!!!!!!! He needs to go and get some help!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's usually me making the distasteful requests to be honest

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"sorry wasn't daughter in law - was step daughter

That makes it less weird then ....... NOT!!!!!! "

No, but it makes it more shocking.

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By *ivilizedkinkCouple
over a year ago

harrow

"sorry wasn't daughter in law - was step daughter

oh well thats ok then

really though he was a complete fucking weirdo for a minute there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was once asked by a guy if I would let his dog lick my cock and ass told him to fuck off weirdo "

Ive been asked the same Well my pussy,instant block

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy wanted me to do pony play with a real pony !!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A guy wanted me to do pony play with a real pony !!!!!!

neighhh chance!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A guy wanted me to do pony play with a real pony !!!!!!

neighhh chance!"

That's what I said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"sorry wasn't daughter in law - was step daughter

Phew!!Thank god for that...for one minute I thought the guy was a bit odd!

It's still wrong!!!!!!!!!!! He needs to go and get some help!!!!!"

He tried , but the op turned him down !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A guy wanted me to do pony play with a real pony !!!!!!

Do you have a sore throat ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"sorry wasn't daughter in law - was step daughter

Phew!!Thank god for that...for one minute I thought the guy was a bit odd!

It's still wrong!!!!!!!!!!! He needs to go and get some help!!!!!

He tried , but the op turned him down !

I mean't about the guy who asked him

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

On the category of odd but harmless I have been asked to eat cold beans off a pussy before (hate cold beans

yuk ) and to conduct cunniligus on my ex-gf clit through the holes of a cold potato waffle. Don't ask cause I don't know why. maybe she'd seen 9.5 weeks and we were but poor students lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A guy wanted me to do pony play with a real pony !!!!!!

Do you have a sore throat ?"

Or just feeling a little hoarse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"sorry wasn't daughter in law - was step daughter

Phew!!Thank god for that...for one minute I thought the guy was a bit odd!

It's still wrong!!!!!!!!!!! He needs to go and get some help!!!!!

He tried , but the op turned him down !

I mean't about the guy who asked him

I know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A guy wanted me to do pony play with a real pony !!!!!!

Do you have a sore throat ?

Or just feeling a little hoarse

Ha ha ha. It was actually making me feel rather sick. He did get reported btw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"sorry wasn't daughter in law - was step daughter

Phew!!Thank god for that...for one minute I thought the guy was a bit odd!

It's still wrong!!!!!!!!!!! He needs to go and get some help!!!!!

He tried , but the op turned him down !

I mean't about the guy who asked him

I know

My brain isn't engaged lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We once met a guy he seamed ok but he then started asking if alison would be up for having sex with his dog fucking weirdo made our excuses and went

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was once asked ( not on here) to straddle a glass top coffee table to Shit on it while he would lay underneath and watch.

Each to their own as they say

Her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Day one on here. Asked by a young guy if I would do him a favour. Go over to his house, let him fuck me and whilst we're at it ring up his girlfriend and tell her im fucking her boyfriend. All because he said she was boring in bed.

Also a guy wanted to arrange for his dog to lick my pussy.

Im pretty liberal but jeez.....

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By *attykitWoman
over a year ago

leeds

I think a few of us have had that one. And nappy guy! Quickly placed on the block list!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think a few of us have had that one. And nappy guy! Quickly placed on the block list! "

I haven't had the pleasure of nappy guy....yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think a few of us have had that one. And nappy guy! Quickly placed on the block list!

I haven't had the pleasure of nappy guy....yet."
well at my age ive only got a few more years and I will have no choice but wear a nappy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Everyone has their different ideas about what's weird sexually. I'm pretty open minded (I think lol) but was recently shocked when somebody contacted me asking me to shag him while he sniffed his wives and daughter in laws dirty knickers. After showing my distain he said it was ok as his daughter in law was 20.

What's the oddest/most distasteful thing to you that's come up while chatting to someone on here?"

Maybe they were from Stanley ?

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By *ulaWoman
over a year ago

Braintree

Had a guy ask me if I would shit on his face.....if he asked me nicely!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's the oddest/most distasteful thing to you that's come up while chatting to someone on here?

Maybe they were from Stanley ? "

Or Blackpool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our strangest request was the other day, he asked if he could wank to our pictures pretending that we were his mommy and daddy?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What's the oddest/most distasteful thing to you that's come up while chatting to someone on here?

Maybe they were from Stanley ? "

nah, Newcastle. From what I could tell he had the right number of fingers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had one guy want me to go around his house and wank into his daughters knickers. I was like eh no that is sick lol

Also had one older woman who wanted to treat me like a baby for the day and have me wear nappies and breast feed. which i refused

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I had one guy want me to go around his house and wank into his daughters knickers. I was like eh no that is sick lol

Also had one older woman who wanted to treat me like a baby for the day and have me wear nappies and breast feed. which i refused "

was she old enough to be your mother mr daws?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had one guy want me to go around his house and wank into his daughters knickers. I was like eh no that is sick lol

Also had one older woman who wanted to treat me like a baby for the day and have me wear nappies and breast feed. which i refused

was she old enough to be your mother mr daws?"

she was like 40

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think a few of us have had that one. And nappy guy! Quickly placed on the block list!

I haven't had the pleasure of nappy guy....yet. well at my age ive only got a few more years and I will have no choice but wear a nappy

Don't forget the dummy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think a few of us have had that one. And nappy guy! Quickly placed on the block list!

I haven't had the pleasure of nappy guy....yet. well at my age ive only got a few more years and I will have no choice but wear a nappy

Don't forget the dummy

aww yeah thanks for reminding me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Our strangest request was the other day, he asked if he could wank to our pictures pretending that we were his mommy and daddy?"

I hope you sent him to bed early without his tea.

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By *oisisbackCouple
over a year ago

exeter

Had a couple contact me on another site wanted me wrap them in clingfilm and wee over them ..... all i could think of for a couples of seconds was the price of about 6 rolls of clingfilm and a new mop head lol

Declined and blocked xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy on here kept asking me to cut his cock off he was blocked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"sorry wasn't daughter in law - was step daughter

Phew!!Thank god for that...for one minute I thought the guy was a bit odd!

It's still wrong!!!!!!!!!!! He needs to go and get some help!!!!!"

erm.....yes I know!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"sorry wasn't daughter in law - was step daughter

Very worrying indeed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Day one on here. Asked by a young guy if I would do him a favour. Go over to his house, let him fuck me and whilst we're at it ring up his girlfriend and tell her im fucking her boyfriend. All because he said she was boring in bed.

Also a guy wanted to arrange for his dog to lick my pussy.

Im pretty liberal but jeez....."

Lol omg they were two lads from London and they sent me the same one, I explained a few things and asked them to rethink their method of breaking up with her, really mean

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By *r Mahogany70Man
over a year ago

Leicester

"Had a couple contact me on another site wanted me wrap them in clingfilm and wee over them ..... all i could think of for a couples of seconds was the price of about 6 rolls of clingfilm and a new mop head lol

Declined and blocked xx"

You ever been wrapped in cling film? Try it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been asked for blood stained and shit stained knickers. 2 different guys.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's the oddest/most distasteful thing to you that's come up while chatting to someone on here?"

Oh sweet Jesus

I had a lady message me randomly to tell me she was having a play when her son walked in....I messaged back announcing my shock and figured that was that, until she messaged me back saying she couldn't stop because she was so close and her son joined in and started playing with himself also

I didn't reply of course as I was sick to the stomach and when I saw another message from her I just blocked her! Way to much for me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I must be lucky as never attracted any scum bags on here !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's usually me making the distasteful requests to be honest "

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By *hameleons69Woman
over a year ago

good ship lollipop

"I must be lucky as never attracted any scum bags on here !"

we must be unlucky because we don't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got asked to wear stilettos and stamp on a guy's balls

I said no thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had an offer from a mother and daughter 'team' once.

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By *nlyfun3Woman
over a year ago

NEAR Berkhamsted,Herts

im sure ive spoken to the same man lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got asked to wear stilettos and stamp on a guy's balls

I said no thank you

Haha, yes you remind me of another.

A guy who was desperate to be kicked in the balls as hard as I could.

Ouch!

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By *nlyfun3Woman
over a year ago

NEAR Berkhamsted,Herts

"I was once asked ( not on here) to straddle a glass top coffee table to Shit on it while he would lay underneath and watch.

Each to their own as they say

Her"

i mean this 1

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By *nlyfun3Woman
over a year ago

NEAR Berkhamsted,Herts

on other sites had the animal n the scat thing which r defo no nos

the worst was some1 asking about me and found out i had sons....... wont go into detail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think a few of us have had that one. And nappy guy! Quickly placed on the block list!

I haven't had the pleasure of nappy guy....yet."

I got the nappy request, turned down and blocked

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What's the oddest/most distasteful thing to you that's come up while chatting to someone on here?

Oh sweet Jesus

I didn't reply of course as I was sick to the stomach and when I saw another message from her I just blocked her! Way to much for me! "

omg! you would think at least one of them would think that maybe it was wrong to be doing that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had an offer from a mother and daughter 'team' once."

Well that would definitely work for us !

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By *umpleteazerWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

Also a guy wanted to arrange for his dog to lick my pussy.

Im pretty liberal but jeez.....

Lol omg they were two lads from London and they sent me the same one, I explained a few things and asked them to rethink their method of breaking up with her, really mean

Yep, I had this pair of charmers too. Told them she was too good for them and to grow up

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By *ivilizedkinkCouple
over a year ago

harrow

Got asked by a guy to meet his sister and for me and mrs S to play with her while he watched ...wrong, so very wrong . told him politely that it was probably illegal and to get help then blocked him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got asked to wear stilettos and stamp on a guy's balls

I said no thank you

Haha, yes you remind me of another.

A guy who was desperate to be kicked in the balls as hard as I could.

Ouch!"

Now, i do find a little pain exciting now and again BUT......having been kicked squarely and forcefully in the jacobs last week (sport NOT bedroom related) I can think of nothing more painful and more likely to divert my attention from rumpy pumpy presto than this. Lunacy, sheer lunacy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got asked by a guy to meet his sister and for me and mrs S to play with her while he watched ...wrong, so very wrong . told him politely that it was probably illegal and to get help then blocked him

I remember an acquaintance of mine boasting in the pub to the rest of us about how fit his sister was - and she was. He looked like a squashed monkey but she got all the pretty genes. We all agreed she was 'worth one'. Including him. Cue double takes which only became slack-jawed incredulity as he said he used to wank over her in secret when he saw her getting changed or getting a shower. He only said it the once and it still gets mentioned now, 22 years on, when his name is brought up. Weird. Truly weird

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By *otTheReal01Man
over a year ago

London

"A guy on here kept asking me to cut his cock off he was blocked"

Words fail me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's the oddest/most distasteful thing to you that's come up while chatting to someone on here?

Oh sweet Jesus

I didn't reply of course as I was sick to the stomach and when I saw another message from her I just blocked her! Way to much for me! "

I was once messaged by a guy asking me how many of my relatives I'd slept with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a girl contact me asking if I was up for some outdoor fun, could we play in a nearby field with someone else. Then she put in brackets (small horse) as if it would make it subtler and less likely to get picked up on by admin by punctuating it so!

I think she got booted off the site about five minutes later.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

also got messaged by a guy claiming to be wheel chair bound, and cared for by his sister that wanked him off regular

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By *ogistical NightmaresCouple
over a year ago

Manchester Area

"I was once asked ( not on here) to straddle a glass top coffee table to Shit on it while he would lay underneath and watch.

Each to their own as they say

Her"

(M) had a workmate who had a similar fantasy to this and was always going on about it on nights out... After he was "outed" in a nightclub queue (me and my big mouth) he opened up a big can of STFU as he sloped off into the night after every single woman within a 10 foot radius gave him the benefit of their opinion lol. Seems like buying "continental" videos from wagon drivers does have adverse effects

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By *umpleteazerWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

I had a pair of bi female twins contact me for a threesome. Blocked me when I told them they were incestuous and illegal. Oops, did I say 'them'? Think I meant 'he' lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also a guy wanted to arrange for his dog to lick my pussy.

Im pretty liberal but jeez.....

Lol omg they were two lads from London and they sent me the same one, I explained a few things and asked them to rethink their method of breaking up with her, really mean

I had the same two guys message me as well! I got the nappy guy too. Right queer ens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A guy wanted me to do pony play with a real pony !!!!!!

Do you have a sore throat ?"
no but she is a liitle hoarse lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had one guy telling me how he and his mum would watch porn together and wank each other off on the sofa. Then had the nerve to call me a prude when I told him that was weird and so wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had one guy telling me how he and his mum would watch porn together and wank each other off on the sofa. Then had the nerve to call me a prude when I told him that was weird and so wrong

a vanilla friend of mine has sex with his mum.....he's been bugging me to go out with him for months, erm let me think, no!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had one guy telling me how he and his mum would watch porn together and wank each other off on the sofa. Then had the nerve to call me a prude when I told him that was weird and so wrong

a vanilla friend of mine has sex with his mum.....he's been bugging me to go out with him for months, erm let me think, no!

Does he openly tell people about it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had one guy telling me how he and his mum would watch porn together and wank each other off on the sofa. Then had the nerve to call me a prude when I told him that was weird and so wrong

I've a guy on my blocked list that told me how his mum used to walk round the house in her underwear and how turned on he got looking at the hair pocking out of her knickers

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By *herryRedCurvesWoman
over a year ago

In the clouds

Declined and blocked xx

You ever been wrapped in cling film? Try it..."

That's something my sub's adore, they get wrapped and attacked by tens machines and feathers instead of urine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

each to their own, what ever gets your rocks off really, so long as its not illegal in anyway it doesnt bother me what they want, so long as ia m happy with it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A guy on here kept asking me to cut his cock off he was blocked"

just winced at this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A guy wanted me to do pony play with a real pony !!!!!!

Do you have a sore throat ?no but she is a liitle hoarse lol"

I haven't the faintest idea what "pony play" is. I presume its not sticking your mums broom between your knees and prancing round the kitchen making whinnying noises?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So anyway , looking at our messages from the last few days we have 6 asking if we woukd like to meet for a drink . 12 along the lines of fancy a fuck , 24 how are you .

So how come we get the boring ones ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had one guy telling me how he and his mum would watch porn together and wank each other off on the sofa. Then had the nerve to call me a prude when I told him that was weird and so wrong

a vanilla friend of mine has sex with his mum.....he's been bugging me to go out with him for months, erm let me think, no!

Does he openly tell people about it? "

He's openly told my friends who know him as well. He kept on talking about sex and the more I got pissed off the more I wanted to tell to go shag his mum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had one guy telling me how he and his mum would watch porn together and wank each other off on the sofa. Then had the nerve to call me a prude when I told him that was weird and so wrong

a vanilla friend of mine has sex with his mum.....he's been bugging me to go out with him for months, erm let me think, no!

Does he openly tell people about it?

He's openly told my friends who know him as well. He kept on talking about sex and the more I got pissed off the more I wanted to tell to go shag his mum."

Hahaha do it :P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The worlds full of lunatics

id fuck his mum though lol

but in the Maine id gallop a mile from the pony situation

ill think twice next time i put my brew down on a glass coffee table

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By *randmrsfreakyCouple
over a year ago

alfreton near chesterfield

"A guy wanted me to do pony play with a real pony !!!!!!

Do you have a sore throat ?

Or just feeling a little hoarse

Why the long face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had one guy telling me how he and his mum would watch porn together and wank each other off on the sofa. Then had the nerve to call me a prude when I told him that was weird and so wrong

a vanilla friend of mine has sex with his mum.....he's been bugging me to go out with him for months, erm let me think, no!

Does he openly tell people about it?

He's openly told my friends who know him as well. He kept on talking about sex and the more I got pissed off the more I wanted to tell to go shag his mum.

Hahaha do it :P"

Damn right I will!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was once asked ( not on here) to straddle a glass top coffee table to Shit on it while he would lay underneath and watch.

Each to their own as they say

Her"
we've been asked that on here, and that was one of the more tasteful ones lol

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