FabSwingers.com forum: How to get laid when you are unattractive

By *sh_1975 OP Man
over a year ago

Leeds

OK so seeking some advice from others on here.

I know I'm not the most attractive of guys and I can't afford to pay for it so anyone got any tips on getting laid?

I've just come out of an 11 year relationship and haven't a clue what I am doing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Confidence is a good start.

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock

"OK so seeking some advice from others on here.

I know I'm not the most attractive of guys and I can't afford to pay for it so anyone got any tips on getting laid?

I've just come out of an 11 year relationship and haven't a clue what I am doing!"

There's a difference between being good looking and being attractive. Until you work that out you're knackered.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

U'd consider paying for it if u had money?...honestly dont think ur doing urself ANY favors posting that m8

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Alcohol.

Getting ugly people laid for a very long time

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Attractiveness is subjective but if you think you are unattractive, use some attractive personality traits and further develop an interesting and charismatic character.

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By *attykitWoman
over a year ago

leeds

You're not that bad!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

You can borrow my bag if you like. It comes in quite handy.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

PS I've seen worse. Have a bit of faith in yourself.

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

"Alcohol.

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Just choked on my wine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Alcohol.

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Just choked on my wine

sakes its a bit early!?!..ok..I'll join ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's attotude and confidence rather than looks that are your problem.

That said comparing, even though it was indirectly the women on here to escorts will probably do you no favours.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

your not unattractive though. your pics are quite good ones.

dont like the one with the tattoo though sorry. sometimes it puts me off when people say they are new to all this, they have no verifications and i think they may not be too sure what they realy want. they might be too shy or just not turn up.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"OK so seeking some advice from others on here.

I know I'm not the most attractive of guys and I can't afford to pay for it so anyone got any tips on getting laid?

I've just come out of an 11 year relationship and haven't a clue what I am doing!"

Now Ash! we all know that no one is going to give you a pity fuck

and why on earth have you said on your profile that you're experienced yet on here that you haven't a clue what you're doing?

There aren't too many women on here who like to feel that they are a close second to paying for it either...are you starting to see where you might make a few changes that will help?

You're not bad looking why not contact a few ladies and see where it leads? Good luck!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OK so seeking some advice from others on here.

I know I'm not the most attractive of guys and I can't afford to pay for it so anyone got any tips on getting laid?

I've just come out of an 11 year relationship and haven't a clue what I am doing!"

Look for an ugly woman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OK so seeking some advice from others on here.

I know I'm not the most attractive of guys and I can't afford to pay for it so anyone got any tips on getting laid?

I've just come out of an 11 year relationship and haven't a clue what I am doing!"

Look for an ugly woman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe he's hinting that we should have a whip round?

I have 21p and a fluffy mint if that helps get the ball rolling?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I've seen uglier men. Which bit(s) do you consider ugly?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Maybe he's hinting that we should have a whip round?

I have 21p and a fluffy mint if that helps get the ball rolling? "

You need to change your underwear more often!

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Maybe he's hinting that we should have a whip round?

I have 21p and a fluffy mint if that helps get the ball rolling? "

is "fluffy mint" some kind of hideous euphemism

if so I'll take the 21p please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OK so seeking some advice from others on here.

I know I'm not the most attractive of guys and I can't afford to pay for it so anyone got any tips on getting laid?

I've just come out of an 11 year relationship and haven't a clue what I am doing!

Look for an ugly woman."

Yes there are plenty on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe he's hinting that we should have a whip round?

I have 21p and a fluffy mint if that helps get the ball rolling?

You need to change your underwear more often!

I would but they are crusted on now and I can't get them off.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Maybe he's hinting that we should have a whip round?

I have 21p and a fluffy mint if that helps get the ball rolling?

You need to change your underwear more often!

I would but they are crusted on now and I can't get them off.

give them a soak in engine oil for ten minutes they'll peel off easily then and we can get the mint and the 21p...everyone's a winner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe he's hinting that we should have a whip round?

I have 21p and a fluffy mint if that helps get the ball rolling?

You need to change your underwear more often!

I would but they are crusted on now and I can't get them off.

raises arse cheeks..

och well..

timewaster

blocked

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By *sh_1975 OP Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Ha ha I knew I would get some funny responses on here!

Didn't mean to compare ladies on here to ladies of the night. Just the normal response I get is to pay for it so wanted to eliminate that option!

I am experienced as far as sex is concerned. Not much I haven't done but that was when I had a partner. We swung a bit but having a female partner made that easy.

I haven't had to pull another woman in over a decade!

As for messaging women on here, there can't be many left in this area I haven't lol. Sadly I get no replies or occasionally a "no thanks".

I just feel either it's my looks causing the problem or something I am not aware of.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ha ha I knew I would get some funny responses on here!

Didn't mean to compare ladies on here to ladies of the night. Just the normal response I get is to pay for it so wanted to eliminate that option!

I am experienced as far as sex is concerned. Not much I haven't done but that was when I had a partner. We swung a bit but having a female partner made that easy.

I haven't had to pull another woman in over a decade!

As for messaging women on here, there can't be many left in this area I haven't lol. Sadly I get no replies or occasionally a "no thanks".

I just feel either it's my looks causing the problem or something I am not aware of.

I'd say the office pic looks a bit...well...david brentish lol

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

"Alcohol.

Getting ugly people laid for a very long time

Just choked on my wine

sakes its a bit early!?!..ok..I'll join ya"

It's Sunday

And I'm running out so a nice merlot would be good if your passing paddy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Alcohol.

Getting ugly people laid for a very long time

Just choked on my wine

sakes its a bit early!?!..ok..I'll join ya

It's Sunday

And I'm running out so a nice merlot would be good if your passing paddy

lol I left edinburgh at 4am this morn xxxx grrr xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get a flash motor

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I've seen uglier men. Which bit(s) do you consider ugly? "

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By *sh_1975 OP Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"I've seen uglier men. Which bit(s) do you consider ugly?

Don't know exactly, there is just something about my face I don't like but I can't quite say what.

Having to wear very strong glasses doesn't help but I look awful when trying to take a pic without them.

They do come off however ladies lol

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By *sh_1975 OP Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"Ha ha I knew I would get some funny responses on here!

Didn't mean to compare ladies on here to ladies of the night. Just the normal response I get is to pay for it so wanted to eliminate that option!

I am experienced as far as sex is concerned. Not much I haven't done but that was when I had a partner. We swung a bit but having a female partner made that easy.

I haven't had to pull another woman in over a decade!

As for messaging women on here, there can't be many left in this area I haven't lol. Sadly I get no replies or occasionally a "no thanks".

I just feel either it's my looks causing the problem or something I am not aware of.

I'd say the office pic looks a bit...well...david brentish lol"

Duly noted lol, I do need better pics, I'm thinking of asking my mates g/f to take some of me.

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My fav saying " You will never be everyones cup of tea ...

But you will always be someones

Keep that in mind

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Ash , Ash .... oi Ash .

What's that big Viaducty monumenty thing behind you ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dark rooms in clubs!

Or just go to some socials and practice the art of conversation. Get known and the rest will come naturally when you are comfortable around people.

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By *sh_1975 OP Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"Ash , Ash .... oi Ash .

What's that big Viaducty monumenty thing behind you ?"

That's Whitby Abbey, went there for the goth weekend. Mmmm goths lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can borrow my bag if you like. It comes in quite handy. "

ha ha !!!

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By *sh_1975 OP Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"You can borrow my bag if you like. It comes in quite handy.

ha ha !!!

Hey if the bag works for him, who are we to question!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Ash , Ash .... oi Ash .

What's that big Viaducty monumenty thing behind you ?

That's Whitby Abbey, went there for the goth weekend. Mmmm goths lol

Thanks. I thought it was in Lichtenstein ... can't be right all the time!

You have a sort of Goth flavour about you. I could sort of tell from the pic of that 'looker' on your T shirt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You aren't a bad looking bloke, confidence is much sexier than any kind of look. Believe in yourself and others will believe in you.

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By *sh_1975 OP Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"You aren't a bad looking bloke, confidence is much sexier than any kind of look. Believe in yourself and others will believe in you. "

Once I have started chatting with someone I always used to be able to win them over, even if at first they didn't think much of the pics but these days I don't get the chance to be confident as no one wants to chat lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perservere, they'll be women out there who drool over your looks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My fav saying " You will never be everyones cup of tea ...

But you will always be someones

Keep that in mind

Yes there is someone for everyone.

no matter who they are.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My fav saying " You will never be everyones cup of tea ...

But you will always be someones

Keep that in mind

Yes there is someone for everyone.

no matter who they are.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh yes, because women believe in dishing out sympathy fucks.

Honestly, telling the fab popultaion you think you're unattractive only shows how little confidence you have. Some of the people I've been attracted to wouldn't be considered traditionally good looking at all, but I've clicked with them on a personal level and that means more than just being eye candy to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get yourself out to clubs or socials etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i know some lovely looking people that are downright horrid -

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Alcohol.

Getting ugly people laid for a very long time

That"'ll be where I'm going wrong, I'm tea total

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe he's hinting that we should have a whip round?

I have 21p and a fluffy mint if that helps get the ball rolling? "
i can round it up to 50p...my giro is due this week.

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By *sh_1975 OP Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"Oh yes, because women believe in dishing out sympathy fucks.

Damn, no sympathy fuck? lol

I had a lot more confidence before being rejected by every woman on here that I messaged ha ha

But seriously I appreciate what you are saying about it being more then just looks but honestly, if no one talks to you how are you supposed to click?

Clearly the ladies on here get a lot of messages and can be as choosy as they like, so how did you for example click with someone on a personal level before actually meeting them/chatting to them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look in the Meets forum section. There's a social in Sheffield in 2 weeks. Great to meet people.

Love the ironing board pic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Damn, no sympathy fuck? lol

I had a lot more confidence before being rejected by every woman on here that I messaged ha ha

But seriously I appreciate what you are saying about it being more then just looks but honestly, if no one talks to you how are you supposed to click?

Clearly the ladies on here get a lot of messages and can be as choosy as they like, so how did you for example click with someone on a personal level before actually meeting them/chatting to them?"

We've found that hatting on the phone (with everyone involved if it's 2 couples for example), or a vanilla skype chat and going to arranged social meets help massively.

Yes, there's a major problem in that you'll find it hard to meet if no-one wants to chat, but as Steel Heels said, drag yourself off to the socials... get yourself a good rep from there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Alcohol.

Getting ugly people laid for a very long time

Beat me to it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Look in the Meets forum section. There's a social in Sheffield in 2 weeks. Great to meet people.

Love the ironing board pic.

I like this and it is a lot easier to talk to people face to face rather than online as you can connect with people better your photos show a sense of humour x

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By *sh_1975 OP Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"Alcohol.

Getting ugly people laid for a very long time

Beat me to it!"

Well I've started on the wine now so fingers crossed..... oh wait you meant get the other person d*unk! Ah that's where I have been going wrong.

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

your pics are good perservere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It doesn't matter what you look like , it's all about how you present yourself

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

perhaps find an ugly woman lol

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

I think you are putting yourself down too far for no need! Your pics are fun, if your messages are the same SOH then I can't see the problem, I always look at a profile before opening the message, so if you have made an effort, again should illicit responses.

Just tailor messages to show you have read their profile, that is the main bug bear of mine, so good luck and get yourself to socials and make yourself known, if I can go on my own I'm sure you can!

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By *ack Genuine BullMan
over a year ago

Loughborough

The answer is easy.......

Laughter is the best way to loosen knicker elastic!

Make a girl laugh, entertain her, and you are 90% of the way into her bed!

Good luck!

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"Look in the Meets forum section. There's a social in Sheffield in 2 weeks. Great to meet people.

Love the ironing board pic.

What she said...there's a good few of us forum reprobates going to the Sheffield social, I reckon one or two of us'll chat to you.

I like your photos, you're smiling on them - are gothy types allowed to do that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Might nick this topic for a film title

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Alcohol.

Getting ugly people laid for a very long time

This

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By *sh_1975 OP Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"Look in the Meets forum section. There's a social in Sheffield in 2 weeks. Great to meet people.

Love the ironing board pic.

What she said...there's a good few of us forum reprobates going to the Sheffield social, I reckon one or two of us'll chat to you.

I like your photos, you're smiling on them - are gothy types allowed to do that?

Shhh don't tell satan!

I was feeling very sorry for myself today and you lot have cheered me right up!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

maybe its something to do with those sandles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"maybe its something to do with those sandles"

I like the sandles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The answer is easy.......

Laughter is the best way to loosen knicker elastic!

Make a girl laugh, entertain her, and you are 90% of the way into her bed!

Good luck!

That is so true. OP you are not that bad. Don't beat yourself up (get someone else to do it lol)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is someone's beauty will be some one else's beast . Honestly . Different types for different people

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By *indys loverCouple
over a year ago

Stratford on avon

some ladies turn and run a mile when they see me ,,,,but those ladies / couples who are prepared to engage in conversation will find a humorous , charming , and friendly gentleman who presumes nothing and is gratefull for a chat and a laugh

if I can do it so can anyone

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Learn some magic tricks. It worked for Paul Daniels.

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By *sh_1975 OP Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"maybe its something to do with those sandles"

It was Hawaii dude. Gotta wear sandles

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"OK so seeking some advice from others on here.

I know I'm not the most attractive of guys and I can't afford to pay for it so anyone got any tips on getting laid?

I've just come out of an 11 year relationship and haven't a clue what I am doing!"

You're not ugly.

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By *indys loverCouple
over a year ago

Stratford on avon

also remember in life ,,,,, that no one is ever better than you , ok they may have something that you dont but even the most beutifull people to have walked this earth has a flaw somewhere , what you have to do is cover up your own flaws with something else , me , why im a fat ugly git , but I can still try and charm the ladies with my humour and charisma , sometimes it works , sometimes it doesnt

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By *indys loverCouple
over a year ago

Stratford on avon

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By *indys loverCouple
over a year ago

Stratford on avon

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By *razedcatMan
over a year ago

London / Herts

I've just come out of an 11 year relationship and haven't a clue what I am doing!"

That's no barrier to success man. Confidence is very important, as is ensuring you stay well kept. And be outgoing, don't shy away at home. I just got out of a seven year relationship (to my FIRST ever girlfriend) and a month later I found someone amazing in bed...she's gone as well now but just keep at it, they'll come!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thats easy go pick all the ugly women, there are plenty on here to chose from lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Learn some magic tricks. It worked for Paul Daniels."

The millionaire Paul Daniels.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"thats easy go pick all the ugly women, there are plenty on here to chose from lol"

Ouch! Very harsh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if you were nearer and 13 years younger, I might of thought about it, but you need to work on your confidence, go out on the pull, see friends etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Confidence is everything! If you dont feel great about yourself that will come across in your body language.

Forget about getting laid and work on improving your confidence (google it!).

When your confidence increases you will notice you'll get noticeably more attention from the opposite sex!

But also theres a fine line between confidence and arrogance, girls dont like arrogance! Good luck...

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"Look in the Meets forum section. There's a social in Sheffield in 2 weeks. Great to meet people.

Love the ironing board pic.

What she said...there's a good few of us forum reprobates going to the Sheffield social, I reckon one or two of us'll chat to you.

I like your photos, you're smiling on them - are gothy types allowed to do that?

Shhh don't tell satan!

I was feeling very sorry for myself today and you lot have cheered me right up!!"

You're safe, Satan still has a restraining order against me so I can't tell him anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"thats easy go pick all the ugly women, there are plenty on here to chose from lol

Ouch! Very harsh."

Yes i thought so after i said it, should of said there are all different types on here.

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By *imjohnCouple
over a year ago

Clacton on sea, Essex

Pay...

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By *abcouple11Couple
over a year ago

Truro

(D. (male) comments)

Ladyfriend of mine when I was asking if she would come over to visit and have sex with me

(her) [some comment about being so ugly no-one would possibly have sex with her] (even though we had done it many times before)

(me) "well, we have a saying, 'you don't inspect the mantlepiece when you are poking the fire'"

(her) That's it!!! When I need sex I'll tape a photograph of a mantlepiece over my face!"

Get beyond it fella - many others have to - you are imagining problems which don't exist. You'll bounce back - every confidence in you

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Ash you are not unattractive...confidence is key...start building on that and you are half way there x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put a bag on your head.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"thats easy go pick all the ugly women, there are plenty on here to chose from lol

Ouch! Very harsh.

Yes i thought so after i said it, should of said there are all different types on here.

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you didnt say that I did??

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By *igshoeMan
over a year ago

camberley

Ugly people are better lays!!.. Or so the beautiful people keep telling me...

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"OK so seeking some advice from others on here.

I know I'm not the most attractive of guys and I can't afford to pay for it so anyone got any tips on getting laid?

I've just come out of an 11 year relationship and haven't a clue what I am doing!"

Now, I know I'm not handsome

No good looks or wealth

But the girls I chase say my plain face

Will compromise their health

Now, I know fellahs worse than me

Bow-legged and boss-eyed

Walking out with lovely women

Clinging to their side

Now, if women like them like men like those

Why don't women like me

Look at Empress Josephine

The most attractive woman that ever was seen

Yet Napoleon, short and fat

Captivates a lovely looking girl like that

Now, if women like them like men like those

Why don't women like me, hey-hey

Why don't women like me

Last night I went out walking

My intentions were to click

But the sights I saw while walking out

They nearly made me sick

I saw a lot of lovely girls

Attractive little dears

Arm in arm with ugly men

With cauliflower ears

Well, if women like them like men like those

Why don't women like me

What can the attraction be

That's the thing that always starts to worry me

Although I haven't got a bean

I've got a lot of things the girls have never seen

Well, if women like them like men like those

Why don't women like me, hey-hey

Why don't women like me

Now, I went on my holidays

Down to the gay seaside

I saw a lot of things there

Being hidden by the tide

The way the women jumped around

The men there in the sea

Made me think that there

Is still a good chance left for me

'Cause if women like them like men like those

Why don't women like me

Of all the shapes and sizes there

I've got a chance of clicking yet, I do declare

Oh, I don't want to be a nark

I saw a lot of things below the water mark

Well, if women like them like men like those

Why don't women like me, hey-hey

Why don't women like me

Well, if women like them like men like those

Why don't women like me

Take Lord Nelson with one limb

Lady William Hamilton, she fell for him

With one eye and one arm gone west

She ran like the devil and she grabbed the rest

Well, if women like them like men like those

Why don't women like me, hey-hey

Why don't women like me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The answer is easy.......

Laughter is the best way to loosen knicker elastic!

Make a girl laugh, entertain her, and you are 90% of the way into her bed!

Good luck!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"thats easy go pick all the ugly women, there are plenty on here to chose from lol"

Meow!!!

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By *adyGardenWoman
over a year ago

LONDON (se)

I don't think you are unattractive but confidence is the key to a better sex life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone out there for everyone.

Her

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