FabSwingers.com forum: Horrible cock photos

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Some men on here have posted some awlful pix of their horrible looking cocks - should someone tell them they just arent pretty and arent helping them to get laid? Is it bitchy or inappropriate to tell them?

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

After a quick peek at the ops pics I can joyfully confirm this is a tongue firm in cheek thread xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well we cant all like the same thing can we here . I bet they love there cocks so that's all that matter really . xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If they asked my opinion I would be honest. Some women might like what I don't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

definitely should have the cock police on here closely followed by the pussy police x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fabs would be nothing without all the wonky junk pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well we cant all like the same thing can we here . I bet they love there cocks so that's all that matter really . xx "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No - I'd leave them.

That way women might think twice about nice guys like me. Instead of picking a 'cock,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd sign up to be the cock police!!!

I'm one of those rare (and oft scorned) very visual women that never tire of looking at cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some men on here have posted some awlful pix of their horrible looking cocks - should someone tell them they just arent pretty and arent helping them to get laid? Is it bitchy or inappropriate to tell them?

Some of them do look horrible as do some face pics, body pics.

havnt noticed that it stops them from getting laid though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"After a quick peek at the ops pics I can joyfully confirm this is a tongue firm in cheek thread xx

Nothing wrong with your body babe xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you can't be nice say nothing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep your junk in your trunk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dwl, that and some very ugly pussy pics. Some of the cocks look disgusting, some look delicious. Some of the pussies look droopy and tired eww. Lol

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

genuine question since i don't do cock pics...

whats the difference between a horrible cock pic and a nice one...

as far as I am concerned they all do the same thing and serve the same purpose...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"definitely should have the cock police on here closely followed by the pussy police x"

Ha ha certainly agree there some women have simply no class

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, bitchy and inappropriate. If you don't like the pics, don't look at them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men are proud of there cocks girls! Just accept it , just like you are proud of your mui mui shoes or dolce and gabbana hand bags

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

"Yes, bitchy and inappropriate. If you don't like the pics, don't look at them!

But surely if you don't look you can't assess how far below your acceptable standards they may be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's simple if you don't like those sort of pics then don't look...

Don't see the point in messaging a man to tell him his cock isn't pretty!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not everybodys pics are everyones cup of tea if we see one we dont like we dont look again but would never point out to anyone that their pics aren't 'pretty'. what would it achieve apart from hurting someones feelings and possibly making them feel insecure about a part of their body they cant change.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes, bitchy and inappropriate. If you don't like the pics, don't look at them!

But surely if you don't look you can't assess how far below your acceptable standards they may be "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I look and my mouth waters it gets a

from me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you can't be nice say nothing."

Quite right.

But I still want to be the cock police...... and have a uniform......... and be able to issue fixed penalty notices for poor lighting, blurriness and over-exposure (no such thing)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think what people put in their profile is totally up to them, pictures included.

Helpfull tips or constructive criticism is fine but if you don't like said pictures... Do one!

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

I have a worse pic on my profile..... I have a face pic.

Be afraid, be very afraid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a worse pic on my profile..... I have a face pic.

Be afraid, be very afraid. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd sign up to be the cock police!!!

I'm one of those rare (and oft scorned) very visual women that never tire of looking at cock.

So am I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is mine horrible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

why would anyone msg someone to say there is something ugly about them?.....

U could say, its not a great pic(as in the quality or the level of artisticness lol)...but "horrible"...nahhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd sign up to be the cock police!!!

I'm one of those rare (and oft scorned) very visual women that never tire of looking at cock.

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lol me to but there was one te other day looked like a hammer head shark .. and flange with rolled up lav paper stuck in the flsps? ? Eeeeewwwww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you can't be nice say nothing.

Quite right.

But I still want to be the cock police...... and have a uniform......... and be able to issue fixed penalty notices for poor lighting, blurriness and over-exposure (no such thing)"

Ya big strumpet! And I bet you wouldn't think twice about 'cuffing the poor bloke to take down his particulars.

Run out of plodtype things to say.

*turns and shuffles off stage left to silent audience shifting impatiently in their seats*

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By *rnortholtMan
over a year ago

Waveney Valley

"Well we cant all like the same thing can we here . I bet they love there cocks so that's all that matter really . xx "

Who said wanking was having sex with someone you loved!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you can't be nice say nothing.

Quite right.

But I still want to be the cock police...... and have a uniform......... and be able to issue fixed penalty notices for poor lighting, blurriness and over-exposure (no such thing)"

I'm handing myself in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is mine horrible

Looks like you streaked at a punch and judy show

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you can't be nice say nothing.

Quite right.

But I still want to be the cock police...... and have a uniform......... and be able to issue fixed penalty notices for poor lighting, blurriness and over-exposure (no such thing)

Ya big strumpet! And I bet you wouldn't think twice about 'cuffing the poor bloke to take down his particulars.

Run out of plodtype things to say.

*turns and shuffles off stage left to silent audience shifting impatiently in their seats*

If anyone is getting cuffed it's you sunshine, on the back of your.........mmm, nice cock, now where was I?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol and the same goes for the pussie pics x.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you can't be nice say nothing.

Quite right.

But I still want to be the cock police...... and have a uniform......... and be able to issue fixed penalty notices for poor lighting, blurriness and over-exposure (no such thing)

Ya big strumpet! And I bet you wouldn't think twice about 'cuffing the poor bloke to take down his particulars.

Run out of plodtype things to say.

*turns and shuffles off stage left to silent audience shifting impatiently in their seats*

If anyone is getting cuffed it's you sunshine, on the back of your.........mmm, nice cock, now where was I? "

I'll come quietly. It's a fair cop.

I really REALLY need some new material.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is mine horrible

Looks straight as an arrow and rather lovely, but you get a caution from me for not providing a large enough picture of it.

P.C. Cox.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you can't be nice say nothing.

Quite right.

But I still want to be the cock police...... and have a uniform......... and be able to issue fixed penalty notices for poor lighting, blurriness and over-exposure (no such thing)

Ya big strumpet! And I bet you wouldn't think twice about 'cuffing the poor bloke to take down his particulars.

Run out of plodtype things to say.

*turns and shuffles off stage left to silent audience shifting impatiently in their seats*

If anyone is getting cuffed it's you sunshine, on the back of your.........mmm, nice cock, now where was I?

I'll come quietly. It's a fair cop.

I really REALLY need some new material.

I'd say you just need less material, or perhaps transparent material.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you can't be nice say nothing.

Quite right.

But I still want to be the cock police...... and have a uniform......... and be able to issue fixed penalty notices for poor lighting, blurriness and over-exposure (no such thing)

I'm handing myself in."

Jim, serial offender on graininess, I'm sending you on a boner awareness course.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you can't be nice say nothing.

Quite right.

But I still want to be the cock police...... and have a uniform......... and be able to issue fixed penalty notices for poor lighting, blurriness and over-exposure (no such thing)

Ya big strumpet! And I bet you wouldn't think twice about 'cuffing the poor bloke to take down his particulars.

Run out of plodtype things to say.

*turns and shuffles off stage left to silent audience shifting impatiently in their seats*

If anyone is getting cuffed it's you sunshine, on the back of your.........mmm, nice cock, now where was I?

I'll come quietly. It's a fair cop.

I really REALLY need some new material.

I'd say you just need less material, or perhaps transparent material."

Right. That's it. I'm now officially laying on my back waiting for my tummy to be tickled. I am a tart.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you can't be nice say nothing.

Quite right.

But I still want to be the cock police...... and have a uniform......... and be able to issue fixed penalty notices for poor lighting, blurriness and over-exposure (no such thing)

Ya big strumpet! And I bet you wouldn't think twice about 'cuffing the poor bloke to take down his particulars.

Run out of plodtype things to say.

*turns and shuffles off stage left to silent audience shifting impatiently in their seats*

If anyone is getting cuffed it's you sunshine, on the back of your.........mmm, nice cock, now where was I?

I'll come quietly. It's a fair cop.

I really REALLY need some new material.

I'd say you just need less material, or perhaps transparent material.

Right. That's it. I'm now officially laying on my back waiting for my tummy to be tickled. I am a tart.

Haha, who's a good boy eh?

Does he like his tummy tickled? Does he?

Ahem...........

Sorry forgot it was a public forum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you can't be nice say nothing.

Quite right.

But I still want to be the cock police...... and have a uniform......... and be able to issue fixed penalty notices for poor lighting, blurriness and over-exposure (no such thing)

I'm handing myself in.

Jim, serial offender on graininess, I'm sending you on a boner awareness course."

That's me told,I've been cautioned!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you can't be nice say nothing.

Quite right.

But I still want to be the cock police...... and have a uniform......... and be able to issue fixed penalty notices for poor lighting, blurriness and over-exposure (no such thing)

I'm handing myself in.

Jim, serial offender on graininess, I'm sending you on a boner awareness course.

That's me told,I've been cautioned!"

As long as you come quietly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right, must sleep, tiring work dribbling over cocks all day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right, must sleep, tiring work dribbling over cocks all day.

Goodnight,I'm appealing,I should go on a photography course.Nothing wrong with my boner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right, must sleep, tiring work dribbling over cocks all day.

Goodnight,I'm appealing,I should go on a photography course.Nothing wrong with my boner."

I noticed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you can't be nice say nothing.

Quite right.

But I still want to be the cock police...... and have a uniform......... and be able to issue fixed penalty notices for poor lighting, blurriness and over-exposure (no such thing)

Ya big strumpet! And I bet you wouldn't think twice about 'cuffing the poor bloke to take down his particulars.

Run out of plodtype things to say.

*turns and shuffles off stage left to silent audience shifting impatiently in their seats*

If anyone is getting cuffed it's you sunshine, on the back of your.........mmm, nice cock, now where was I?

I'll come quietly. It's a fair cop.

I really REALLY need some new material.

I'd say you just need less material, or perhaps transparent material.

Right. That's it. I'm now officially laying on my back waiting for my tummy to be tickled. I am a tart.

Haha, who's a good boy eh?

Does he like his tummy tickled? Does he?

Ahem...........

Sorry forgot it was a public forum.

Meh. I have no shame.... keep tickling!

Oi!

that's not my tummy and you know it!.....

And your hands a bloody freezing

Look, it's small enough as it is, don't scare it back inside

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you can't be nice say nothing.

Quite right.

But I still want to be the cock police...... and have a uniform......... and be able to issue fixed penalty notices for poor lighting, blurriness and over-exposure (no such thing)

Ya big strumpet! And I bet you wouldn't think twice about 'cuffing the poor bloke to take down his particulars.

Run out of plodtype things to say.

*turns and shuffles off stage left to silent audience shifting impatiently in their seats*

If anyone is getting cuffed it's you sunshine, on the back of your.........mmm, nice cock, now where was I?

I'll come quietly. It's a fair cop.

I really REALLY need some new material.

I'd say you just need less material, or perhaps transparent material.

Right. That's it. I'm now officially laying on my back waiting for my tummy to be tickled. I am a tart.

Haha, who's a good boy eh?

Does he like his tummy tickled? Does he?

Ahem...........

Sorry forgot it was a public forum.

Meh. I have no shame.... keep tickling!

Oi!

that's not my tummy and you know it!.....

And your hands a bloody freezing

Look, it's small enough as it is, don't scare it back inside

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd sign up to be the cock police!!!

I'm one of those rare (and oft scorned) very visual women that never tire of looking at cock.

Oo Oo Oo me too me too where do I sign to get my badge and uniform?

Although can't do mean if they look horrid but happy to check um out

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Many profiles on all kinds of sites have one or two killer photos or written info details on their page. Theyre ones that really put you off and let you understand that this person is not for you. There is nothing wrong with the people, theyre just doing you and themselves a favour. You will not be wasting time on an inappropriate meet. Filtering the incompatible from the good is something we all do. Some of us will use cock pics to help this, and I certainly do. But there is no reason to put someone down, just because your own tastes are inflexible, and it is plain indecency to inflict hurt or humiliation on others, for something they cannot change, bar surgery etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"definitely should have the cock police on here closely followed by the pussy police x"
- LMAO, brilliant!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Op, your pics put me off just as well. May be I'll get a smile back if I messaged you just to tell you they are ugly! If you don't like someone's pics just don't look. Whats ugly for you might be the beast of some ppl's dreams. lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Op, your pics put me off just as well. May be I'll get a smile back if I messaged you just to tell you they are ugly! If you don't like someone's pics just don't look. Whats ugly for you might be the beast of some ppl's dreams. lol "

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After a quick peek at the ops pics I can joyfully confirm this is a tongue firm in cheek thread xx

That which has been seen, cannot be unseen!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After a quick peek at the ops pics I can joyfully confirm this is a tongue firm in cheek thread xx

that is the funniest and most accurate post I have ever seen!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Op's pics close up cock and arse hole.. Do as I say not as I do ! ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes tell them :

If they ask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd sign up to be the cock police!!!

I'm one of those rare (and oft scorned) very visual women that never tire of looking at cock.

Oo Oo Oo me too me too where do I sign to get my badge and uniform?

Although can't do mean if they look horrid but happy to check um out

No, although we can do good cop bad cop we're only really looking cos we're pervs (I don't think anyone noticed I said that) we're only commenting on the quality of the picture taking, not the person. Different strokes for different folks in the physical appearance stakes.

Basically if you stop a man about his picture it's because you weren't able to letch unhindered due to factors such as tiny pic, blurriness, dark images, grainy etc.

And you can have a truncheon to scare the bejesus out of him with.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

No, they are happy and excited to be showing off their cock. Only in a few months it might dawn on them that it is their profile that is stopping them meeting. They will then put up a thread asking for profile help, then you can direct them to this thread.

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

I see a lot of pics from males, females and couples which I find nauseating. Yet many have verifications so they must appeal to someone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't enjoy cock pics full stop ,put one on if you have to but many months ago I had a message with 15 pics attached ....all cock noooooo

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By *coobyroo218Couple
over a year ago

Guernsey

"definitely should have the cock police on here closely followed by the pussy police x"

But first and foremost there should be a bloke bending over and spreading his arse cheeks police.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't enjoy cock pics full stop ,put one on if you have to but many months ago I had a message with 15 pics attached ....all cock noooooo "

Mmm, nice lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yes tell them :

If they ask

Babe I love your profile, its hilarious and awesome, you tell 'em babe!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Op's pics close up cock and arse hole.. Do as I say not as I do ! .. "

I'm happy for people to judge them, I tend not to send them to people unless they ask...

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes tell them :

If they ask

Babe I love your profile, its hilarious and awesome, you tell 'em babe!

Awww shucks

I must admit I belong to the anti flaccid and bushy brigade.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

poor old dongzo

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

Yes its bitchy and inappropriate to tell them!

I never understand why anyone messages another just to be an arse.

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"Well we cant all like the same thing can we here . I bet they love there cocks so that's all that matter really . xx "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd sign up to be the cock police!!!

I'm one of those rare (and oft scorned) very visual women that never tire of looking at cock.

Me too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i do cock pics get no luck then i dont do them still no luck so now i do them again lol its trail and error hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock police hey

Officer I think I may have an offending cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh thanks I can give u extra pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cock police hey

Officer I think I may have an offending cock

It's definitely offending, the helmet is just enormous.

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

I must say, there are times when I agree there should be some kind of cock police on this site, with the power to hand out some stiff sentences.

On the other hand, the thing that I find most emetic about member profiles are the utterly vile fanny shots that seem to abound, displaying what would appear to be a prolapsed oyster which has been tenderized with sledge hammer, with the flaps stretched a good foot apart so we can all have a nice look at some old battered uterus... yuk!

I may be here for the craic but some folks take things a bit far.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I must say, there are times when I agree there should be some kind of cock police on this site, with the power to hand out some stiff sentences.

I may be here for the craic but some folks take things a bit far."

I just laughed until I cried at your powers of description sir, I salute you.

I am the cock police, you're under arrest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I must say, there are times when I agree there should be some kind of cock police on this site, with the power to hand out some stiff sentences.

I may be here for the craic but some folks take things a bit far.

I just laughed until I cried at your powers of description sir, I salute you.

I am the cock police, you're under arrest.

P.S. My self-appointed role does not involve critique of phallus aesthetics, just things which affect my enjoyment of viewing said cock, such as under-exposure, blurriness, small image etc.

It's a temporary job, it will end when this thread does

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I must say, there are times when I agree there should be some kind of cock police on this site, with the power to hand out some stiff sentences.

I may be here for the craic but some folks take things a bit far."

Perhaps battered uterus will replace cod and rock at the fish and chip shops

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

"I must say, there are times when I agree there should be some kind of cock police on this site, with the power to hand out some stiff sentences.

I may be here for the craic but some folks take things a bit far.

I just laughed until I cried at your powers of description sir, I salute you.

I am the cock police, you're under arrest.

Thanks - as long as I can have the WPC, that's spiffing.

"Perhaps battered uterus will replace cod and rock at the fish and chip shops

Probably better than battered mars bar or deviled placenta... or however it's done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I must say, there are times when I agree there should be some kind of cock police on this site, with the power to hand out some stiff sentences.

I may be here for the craic but some folks take things a bit far.

I just laughed until I cried at your powers of description sir, I salute you.

I am the cock police, you're under arrest.

Thanks - as long as I can have the WPC, that's spiffing.

Perhaps battered uterus will replace cod and rock at the fish and chip shops

Probably better than battered mars bar or deviled placenta... or however it's done.

It's always the femme WPC Cox at your service.

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over a year ago

"Right, must sleep, tiring work dribbling over cocks all day.

Goodnight,I'm appealing,I should go on a photography course.Nothing wrong with my boner.

I noticed

I've done my photography course.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I admit I quite like my pics.

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By *nlyfun3Woman
over a year ago

NEAR Berkhamsted,Herts

Id rather a pic than no pic at all. Rather talk to a cock than nothing at all lol

On another note i think each to their own. What ppl choose to display is us up to them. The op posting this has made a few of us look at his pics which id rather not have done. I dont wish to critasize but if he wants an opinion im happy to share my thoughts. I really dont see ops meaning on here as if he thinks its ok to insults cock pics that suggests you can insult any pics and that to me is plain rude and unnecessary!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you can't be nice say nothing.

Quite right.

But I still want to be the cock police...... and have a uniform......... and be able to issue fixed penalty notices for poor lighting, blurriness and over-exposure (no such thing)"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I admit I quite like my pics. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's more what it feels like than what it looks like as far as I'm concerned

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's why I don't have cock pics. Mine looks like something out of Greek mythology.

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

"definitely should have the cock police on here closely followed by the pussy police x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's why I don't have cock pics. Mine looks like something out of Greek mythology."

miniature?

oops damn eyepad... minotaur

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thing is - every guy is convinced he has the most horny and awesome cock in the universe - and is compelled to exhibit it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm amazed someone mentioned 'cock police' and there were no jokes about truncheons, choppers or polishing helmets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm amazed someone mentioned 'cock police' and there were no jokes about truncheons, choppers or polishing helmets."

Euphemism/Are You Being Served Style humour results in penalty points. And it's three strikes and you're out.....sorry son, for those three infractions, you're going down.

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over a year ago

"I'm amazed someone mentioned 'cock police' and there were no jokes about truncheons, choppers or polishing helmets.

Euphemism/Are You Being Served Style humour results in penalty points. And it's three strikes and you're out.....sorry son, for those three infractions, you're going down.

*titters behind hand*

You said "going down"

*sniggers like Muttley*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm amazed someone mentioned 'cock police' and there were no jokes about truncheons, choppers or polishing helmets.

Euphemism/Are You Being Served Style humour results in penalty points. And it's three strikes and you're out.....sorry son, for those three infractions, you're going down.

*titters behind hand*

You said "going down"

*sniggers like Muttley*"

Can someone come and collect the schoolboy please??

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