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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I have officially lost it I think

Dreamed last night that I went to the club I usually go to and discovered a whole new area to it that I never knew about

And it was full of very d*unk women being sick and men who I went to college with

Then I saw my dad there with my toddler waiting in his car to pick me up

Then he reversed into a robin reliant

Then I realised I had left my dogs in the club

Three of them

(I don't have three dogs )so I had to catch them

I have lost it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dreams are so funny, a dream about a room is an area of yourself you haven't explored. So...the dog bit is open to interpretation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes you have

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By *ivilizedkinkCouple
over a year ago

harrow


"I have officially lost it I think

Dreamed last night that I went to the club I usually go to and discovered a whole new area to it that I never knew about

And it was full of very d*unk women being sick and men who I went to college with

Then I saw my dad there with my toddler waiting in his car to pick me up

Then he reversed into a robin reliant

Then I realised I had left my dogs in the club

Three of them

(I don't have three dogs )so I had to catch them

I have lost it "

now I vant you to relax unt tell me about your childhood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dreamt I was swinging with the guy that does the sport on BBC breakfast (he does nothing for me) and I asked him to wait while I used the bathroom in our hotel room. I felt like I needed to quickly run razor over myself. I lifted up my dress and got the razor but the pubic hair was down to my knees. Every time I shaved another bit of hair appeared, I looked like Chewbacca.

In my panic I rang my fb and asked him to come and rescue me. I climbed through the window, hair flowing and ran off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Even Sigmund Freud would scratch his head with that one.

You need therapy.

Come and lie on my couch.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I dreamt I was swinging with the guy that does the sport on BBC breakfast (he does nothing for me) and I asked him to wait while I used the bathroom in our hotel room. I felt like I needed to quickly run razor over myself. I lifted up my dress and got the razor but the pubic hair was down to my knees. Every time I shaved another bit of hair appeared, I looked like Chewbacca.

In my panic I rang my fb and asked him to come and rescue me. I climbed through the window, hair flowing and ran off."

Like a pube rapunzal ha ha ha ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was taught to read dreams when I went an Indian reservation when I was younger. They are hard to interpret but if you have the knowledge they are like reading a book. Yours are reading as a guide. It is saying get in your car and head to Liverpool. Once there get booked into a hotel and contact drpepper73 and he will turn up and will explain how your dream is to be interpreted. This involves both parties getting naked and having lots of dirty sex ( just so the spirits are in line for me to read) afterwards I can tell you the proper juicy details of your dreams ( they are properly juicy by the way) on your drive home you van contemplate what i have told you and your life will never be the same again.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Even Sigmund Freud would scratch his head with that one.

You need therapy.

Come and lie on my couch. "

Lost it haven't i

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By *oulcakeMan
over a year ago

Gornal

I dreamt of rocking horse sh!t. I was making it then selling it for a fortune. Then I come on here and find a bi fem couple looking for a single man. Has to be some connection there surely !! Lol

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By *oulcakeMan
over a year ago

Gornal


"I dreamt of rocking horse sh!t. I was making it then selling it for a fortune. Then I come on here and find a bi fem couple looking for a single man. Has to be some connection there surely !! Lol "

That's a ff bi fem couple by the way lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Even Sigmund Freud would scratch his head with that one.

You need therapy.

Come and lie on my couch.

Lost it haven't i"

I'd have to have a private session with you before I could give an official prognosis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ornieandhotCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough

I'll pick you up on my way through to the nut house sweetie

D x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have officially lost it I think

Dreamed last night that I went to the club I usually go to and discovered a whole new area to it that I never knew about

And it was full of very d*unk women being sick and men who I went to college with

Then I saw my dad there with my toddler waiting in his car to pick me up

Then he reversed into a robin reliant

Then I realised I had left my dogs in the club

Three of them

(I don't have three dogs )so I had to catch them

I have lost it "

Are you sure you hadn't just wandered into Wigan by mistake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dreamt I was swinging with the guy that does the sport on BBC breakfast (he does nothing for me) and I asked him to wait while I used the bathroom in our hotel room. I felt like I needed to quickly run razor over myself. I lifted up my dress and got the razor but the pubic hair was down to my knees. Every time I shaved another bit of hair appeared, I looked like Chewbacca.

In my panic I rang my fb and asked him to come and rescue me. I climbed through the window, hair flowing and ran off.

Like a pube rapunzal ha ha ha ha ha "

Lol, yeah except it wasn't lovely flaxen soft hair, it was like bear fur.

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By *ornieandhotCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough


"I dreamt I was swinging with the guy that does the sport on BBC breakfast (he does nothing for me) and I asked him to wait while I used the bathroom in our hotel room. I felt like I needed to quickly run razor over myself. I lifted up my dress and got the razor but the pubic hair was down to my knees. Every time I shaved another bit of hair appeared, I looked like Chewbacca.

In my panic I rang my fb and asked him to come and rescue me. I climbed through the window, hair flowing and ran off.

Like a pube rapunzal ha ha ha ha ha

Lol, yeah except it wasn't lovely flaxen soft hair, it was like bear fur."

Haha love it

D x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ha ha ha ha silently laughing to myself

Whilst rocking

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By *oulcakeMan
over a year ago

Gornal


"Ha ha ha ha silently laughing to myself

Whilst rocking "

Take two of the white pills and stay way from sharp knives !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ha ha ha ha silently laughing to myself

Whilst rocking

Take two of the white pills and stay way from sharp knives !"

Good idea

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By *eard-lincolnMan
over a year ago

near lincoln

I had an odd one a few years ago. I dreamt that jane macdonald was using my downstairs toilet but she was seeing standing up. Then Lionel Blair went in after her and had to wipe the toilet seat before he sat down. It was so random.

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By *eard-lincolnMan
over a year ago

near lincoln

^peeing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"^peeing"

Random indeed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

I had a dream that I was house sitting for an old school friend, and 3 men broke in. I refused to give them my tips from the pub shift I'd just done, so they asked if they could have sex with me instead. I said yes, as long as they wore condoms. My alarm went off just as the first guy was entering me!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a dream that I was house sitting for an old school friend, and 3 men broke in. I refused to give them my tips from the pub shift I'd just done, so they asked if they could have sex with me instead. I said yes, as long as they wore condoms. My alarm went off just as the first guy was entering me!!!"

Is that a premature awakening.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I had a dream that I was house sitting for an old school friend, and 3 men broke in. I refused to give them my tips from the pub shift I'd just done, so they asked if they could have sex with me instead. I said yes, as long as they wore condoms. My alarm went off just as the first guy was entering me!!!"

Ha ha ha

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By *portyndNaughtyMan
over a year ago

Nearby Hinckley


"I have officially lost it I think

Dreamed last night that I went to the club I usually go to and discovered a whole new area to it that I never knew about

And it was full of very d*unk women being sick and men who I went to college with

Then I saw my dad there with my toddler waiting in his car to pick me up

Then he reversed into a robin reliant

Then I realised I had left my dogs in the club

Three of them

(I don't have three dogs )so I had to catch them

I have lost it "

Gosh what did you drink before going to bed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dreamt. I was stuck in traffic on the motorway but couldn't get out the car due to the sharks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dreamt. I was stuck in traffic on the motorway but couldn't get out the car due to the sharks. "

Don't worry,I'll be along in my submarine soon

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I dreamt. I was stuck in traffic on the motorway but couldn't get out the car due to the sharks. "

Bet that means something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dreamt. I was stuck in traffic on the motorway but couldn't get out the car due to the sharks.

Bet that means something"

Yes. It means she's nuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dreamt. I was stuck in traffic on the motorway but couldn't get out the car due to the sharks.

Bet that means something

Yes. It means she's nuts "

I'm not nuts. I didn't get out. Others did and of course they got eaten

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dreamt. I was stuck in traffic on the motorway but couldn't get out the car due to the sharks.

Bet that means something

Yes. It means she's nuts

I'm not nuts. I didn't get out. Others did and of course they got eaten "

Now here's a dilemma for you:

If you'd have got out, and been Eaten - would the dream have continued?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dreamt. I was stuck in traffic on the motorway but couldn't get out the car due to the sharks.

Bet that means something

Yes. It means she's nuts

I'm not nuts. I didn't get out. Others did and of course they got eaten

Now here's a dilemma for you:

If you'd have got out, and been Eaten - would the dream have continued? "

Don't be silly. I would be dead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dreamt. I was stuck in traffic on the motorway but couldn't get out the car due to the sharks.

Bet that means something

Yes. It means she's nuts

I'm not nuts. I didn't get out. Others did and of course they got eaten

Now here's a dilemma for you:

If you'd have got out, and been Eaten - would the dream have continued?

Don't be silly. I would be dead "

But only in your dream state.

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