FabSwingers.com forum: Would you shag a 99 year old?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

We've all seen the age range 18-99 on some profiles... But would you really?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, when we're in our 90s

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By *ea and SugarCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

No but I'd shag 3 x 33 year olds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like 99s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be scared of killing them off. .lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just need to check our profile and I'll be straight back to tell you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if its got a pulse why not lol mite be a bit dry though but a bit of spit would sort that out I spose!! ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pretty weird that people leave it at that age range. Suppose it means they'll fuck anyone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In my 90, s and if I'm not a dried up prune by then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not again!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I mean when I'm in my 90, s

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

My grandads having sex at 99 ,,,

best grandma does nt find out they live at 54

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My grandads having sex at 99 ,,,

best grandma does nt find out they live at 54

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As it's the site who sets that as the default it's not really fair to judge anyone who leaves their age pref open. I wouldnt jump to the conclusion they would shag someone of 99 yrs old??? Surely you don't just base a meet on age alone.

What puts me off more is the profiles that say things like ...age, looks, size not important.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pretty weird that people leave it at that age range. Suppose it means they'll fuck anyone."

I think it's a bit odd when people specify age ranges completely outside of their own. Suppose it's just not the norm. Usually they're after fresh meat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't wait until im 99 on here......loads of fun to be had

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can't wait until im 99 on here......loads of fun to be had

I'll be waiting...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if its got a pulse why not lol mite be a bit dry though but a bit of spit would sort that out I spose!! ha ha "

Ew!!! Lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't wait until im 99 on here......loads of fun to be had

I'll be waiting...

We may well jest

Ill look good across a zimmer frame

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

i refuse to answer this question

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I was 100 0r older , cant beat a bit of young fluff

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I bet everyone's checking their default before attempting to reply!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can't wait until im 99 on here......loads of fun to be had

I'll be waiting...

We may well jest

Ill look good across a zimmer frame

Honeypot, you'd probably rust it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only if he had a buff bod and all his own teeth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would be like opening a cheese toastie

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By *ivilizedkinkCouple
over a year ago

harrow

I'll have mine with a flake please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would be like opening a cheese toastie

I imagined it to be more like a poof of dust

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would be like opening a cheese toastie

I imagined it to be more like a poof of dust"
yeah and full of tumble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

YEs I would fuck one, its one of to do things lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no but my age thing used to say 18-99 for the fact that i wouldn't rule someone out based purely on their age, i haven't seen many people 60+ on here either

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"We've all seen the age range 18-99 on some profiles... But would you really?

yeah of course we would!

You would wouldnt you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Even when im 99, i wouldn't want a 99 year old

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By *portyndNaughtyMan
over a year ago

Nearby Hinckley

"In my 90, s and if I'm not a dried up prune by then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We've all seen the age range 18-99 on some profiles... But would you really?

yeah of course we would!

You would wouldnt you?"

who's "we?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If she takes her teeth out. Lol

Gummy BJ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We've all seen the age range 18-99 on some profiles... But would you really?

Well I thought I would be pedantic and say that I just googled it and approx 12 k people over 100

And how about the lady who is 113'

Why should they lose out on the18 year old guys that profess no upper age limit ..

This raise in age limit could mean an extra 12 k people for the18 year olds to shag

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"We've all seen the age range 18-99 on some profiles... But would you really?

yeah of course we would!

You would wouldnt you?

who's "we?"

The members of fab, while I can't speak for all of them, I answered with the respect the question deserved.

I took it as a serious question but answered with no seriousness at all (sarcasim)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd love to meet a 99 year old.....but just to chat to! Can only wonder what parks of wisdom they have, the stories they could tell....especially if they've been swinging most of their life!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

any 99year olds out there want a 57 year old toy boy .. please get in touch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"any 99year olds out there want a 57 year old toy boy .. please get in touch "

Think my buddies Gran is that sort of age.. Teeth in or out ???

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Would be like opening a cheese toastie

ewwwwww I am never eating one of those again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No but I'd shag 3 x 33 year olds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would love to go out with a bang at 99

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on how rich they are and whether their will is open to negotiation

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By *agicfingerslovelyMan
over a year ago

Rugby

Met a lovely 77 year old lady at a thing I was at on Saturday and we had a long chat and then she started talking about swinging in the 70's. I thought would I, to allow her to remember the old days.

For me swinging is about fun and why she should this lady miss out.

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By *unPeteMan
over a year ago

Near Bristol

what happens when I turn 100?

with a little help from Viagra I hope to be swingign then!

will I have to lie about my age then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i'm 64 and can put a lot of younger women to shame, i'm like my car...my body may look a bit worn and tatty but it goes like a dream and doesnt need much oil

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By *r Mahogany70Man
over a year ago

Leicester

Helen Mirren, 68, the woman I'd like to spend the night with above all others on the planet.

Would I still feel that way in 5 years? Probably. 10 years? Maybe... See where I'm going with this?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would be like opening a cheese toastie

I imagined it to be more like a poof of dust yeah and full of tumble

Brillo pad pubes mmmm

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By *agicfingerslovelyMan
over a year ago

Rugby

"Helen Mirren, 68, the woman I'd like to spend the night with above all others on the planet.

Would I still feel that way in 5 years? Probably. 10 years? Maybe... See where I'm going with this?"

A rule of thumb for a man tends to be 15-20 years either of your own age.

So under 25 would be a stretch for me and feel odd.

Don't know off hand if most women have same Idea?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Helen Mirren, 68, the woman I'd like to spend the night with above all others on the planet.

Would I still feel that way in 5 years? Probably. 10 years? Maybe... See where I'm going with this?"

Haha, a bloke who works at a swingers club calls me young Helen Mirren.

And my oh would like a night with Grace Jones above all others.

That said neither of us would sleep with a 99 yo.

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