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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

My favorite position is doggy but it has one major drawback! It gives me fanny farts!! I don't know why but it only happens in this position. Is this the same for everyone or am i a freak? Are they just a fact of sex that you ignore?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hahaha. From my own experience it can happen in any position and it is easily ignored.

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By *bwlover19Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

Your by no means a freak.

I've witnessed some fanny farts that have had us both in stitches laughing.

They are a giggle and no one really cares )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's the man accidentally forcing air in you. The angle of penetration can make it worse. Bum high in the is worse for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont do it all the time but last night it happened x thankfully with a fb so was funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My favorite position is doggy but it has one major drawback! It gives me fanny farts!! I don't know why but it only happens in this position. Is this the same for everyone or am i a freak? Are they just a fact of sex that you ignore? "

i agree hahahahah

oh well... Just cough loudly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

however an actual fart during sex... different matter lol

never done it, either of us. but been close.

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By *ingjayMan
over a year ago

exeter

It's funny on its own but even funnier watching the girl get embarrassed by it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doggy is a position I never do for this very reason, I think men tend to draw out more when doing doggy so pump more air in and the noise when you move is so I find it best to avoid embarrassing positions

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Doggy is a position I never do for this very reason, I think men tend to draw out more when doing doggy so pump more air in and the noise when you move is so I find it best to avoid embarrassing positions "

Oh I won't be giving it up for anyone!! Lol. I love it and will continue to make noises

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By *leasures4Couple
over a year ago

East midlands

This always happens with me too from doggy style. As soon as I sit up..

It never stops me from doing it again though

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

They make me laugh, but it's only air, so no worries from me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's happened to me and it is just air.

I'm not to bothered by it either

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By *leasures4Couple
over a year ago

East midlands


"They make me laugh, but it's only air, so no worries from me. "

You can't help but giggle..

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

It's great, I join in and make a two piece band.

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By *heEwokMan
over a year ago

Dartford

I never draw attention to it, it's part of sex, especially if your forcing air into your partner, never be embarrassed about that and don't think about it otherwise you may get a phobia about certain positions and start to avoid them if with a new partner! Just laugh and move on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes this happens too me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We were in the Dark Room at LaChambre one night and it sounded like someone was fucking an angry Donald Duck in there.

The place was reduced to hysterics, lucky for whichever woman it was that the room was pitch black lol.

XXXX

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By *uppy ConquerorMan
over a year ago

dundee

I like trying to make a tune with them.i have almost got Paul McCartneys frog song down to a t, just a little off with my timing.

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By *leasures4Couple
over a year ago

East midlands


"We were in the Dark Room at LaChambre one night and it sounded like someone was fucking an angry Donald Duck in there.

The place was reduced to hysterics, lucky for whichever woman it was that the room was pitch black lol.

XXXX"

It wasn't me this time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doggy position always produces fanny farts. I have no problem with it. I love the position too much and always gives us something to laugh about. If you're comfortable enough to have sex with someone then you should be comfortable with all the side effects too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My favorite position is doggy but it has one major drawback! It gives me fanny farts!! I don't know why but it only happens in this position. Is this the same for everyone or am i a freak? Are they just a fact of sex that you ignore? "

I chuckle to myself silently when my better half does it lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happens sometimes with mr and it's funny. But I think I will be pretty embarrassed when it inevitably happens with a meet. I will probably just say. I promise you that was a fanny one! and giggle

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

i dont do them often but when i do i go into fits of giggles lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too much air inside hurts so I stop the man and say you've pushed air in me I have to get it out, put my fingers in and it poofs out! Too painful otherwise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We were in the Dark Room at LaChambre one night and it sounded like someone was fucking an angry Donald Duck in there.

The place was reduced to hysterics, lucky for whichever woman it was that the room was pitch black lol.

XXXX"

I'm actually in stitches reading this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy a dog..they take the blame for everything..x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We were in the Dark Room at LaChambre one night and it sounded like someone was fucking an angry Donald Duck in there.

XXXX"

Superb!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Buy a dog..they take the blame for everything..x"

they watch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think women make too much out of it . Most guys aren't bothered by it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think women make too much out of it . Most guys aren't bothered by it."

Erm....not all women.....did you read my post?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Doggy position always produces fanny farts. I have no problem with it. I love the position too much and always gives us something to laugh about. If you're comfortable enough to have sex with someone then you should be comfortable with all the side effects too."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get that too... I always have to say it IS !!! my fanny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this happens to us - we laugh and we can release the excess air by fingering it out - bad comparison but like emptying a balloon by pulling the neck of it lol - not embarassing to us at all as we are usually in the throes at the time -

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sheesh, giving up a sex position cos of a little bit of noise. Keep on along that road and you might as well check yourself in to a convent.

Being fucked on all fours whilst either being held round the neck, by the hair or looking back at your 'assailant' willing him on with your eyes is the greatest joy of sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

QUEEF.. The fanny fart .. thats some good hard pumping gong on lucky girls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Personally I enjoy them. If we laugh its more relaxed and enjoyable.

Besides, it only happens when really wet and giving a deep pounding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fanny farts and the sound of balls slapping on clit - my 2 favourite noises

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fanny farts and the sound of balls slapping on clit - my 2 favourite noises "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im loving it. This post sure as made me laugh. Fanny farts are normal and I think the more you can have of them the better. Have fun and enjoy it you only live once.

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