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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What is yours ?

Mine hands down is a social drink in a pub

On my way in the taxi I notice my work mates have just checked into the pub I am headed to via face book

What makes it even worse

He is sat at the table next to them

Ah dear

Quite funny really

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just me then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

look like lol xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"look like lol xx"

All by myself !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just me then"

I'll keep you company...partly cos I know the person isn't on here anymore! My meet told me she called her pussy Furby, we were flirting a lot at the time...so I dutifully played along referring to her intimate parts as Furby for the rest of the meet including while in the act. Next meet was at her's and in walks the real Furby, a ginger tabby

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By *ivilizedkinkCouple
over a year ago

harrow

Strangest we had was going to a swing club and bumping into my boss and his wife awkward

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man I met off a different site made yoda noises when he was giving oral

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

Most embarrassing for me was a couple I met socially in Manchester. She was new to it, and an unber up her arse 'middling' class woman but worth one. He was he was a cool guy just wanted a meet.

She loudly announces "so have you been a member of ****** ***** **** long" (obviously a sex site), then "how many women have you fucked" and "what turns you on about meeting couples". I was quickly shrinking into my chair, but they had booked the hotel so had a go.

Turns out it was an essentially a pretentious shag, and I got dressed. Then to top it off, I got arrested as a Taxi guy ripped me off £20 - meaning I had to walk over 10 miles home at 1am in the morn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just me then

I'll keep you company...partly cos I know the person isn't on here anymore! My meet told me she called her pussy Furby, we were flirting a lot at the time...so I dutifully played along referring to her intimate parts as Furby for the rest of the meet including while in the act. Next meet was at her's and in walks the real Furby, a ginger tabby "

Have to say brilliant made me chuckle

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just me then

I'll keep you company...partly cos I know the person isn't on here anymore! My meet told me she called her pussy Furby, we were flirting a lot at the time...so I dutifully played along referring to her intimate parts as Furby for the rest of the meet including while in the act. Next meet was at her's and in walks the real Furby, a ginger tabby "

Ha ha ha ha

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By *ivilizedkinkCouple
over a year ago

harrow


"Just me then

I'll keep you company...partly cos I know the person isn't on here anymore! My meet told me she called her pussy Furby, we were flirting a lot at the time...so I dutifully played along referring to her intimate parts as Furby for the rest of the meet including while in the act. Next meet was at her's and in walks the real Furby, a ginger tabby "

pmsl

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Most embarrassing for me was a couple I met socially in Manchester. She was new to it, and an unber up her arse 'middling' class woman but worth one. He was he was a cool guy just wanted a meet.

She loudly announces "so have you been a member of ****** ***** **** long" (obviously a sex site), then "how many women have you fucked" and "what turns you on about meeting couples". I was quickly shrinking into my chair, but they had booked the hotel so had a go.

Turns out it was an essentially a pretentious shag, and I got dressed. Then to top it off, I got arrested as a Taxi guy ripped me off £20 - meaning I had to walk over 10 miles home at 1am in the morn "

Can you tell me what your first paragraph actually means please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Man I met off a different site made yoda noises when he was giving oral "

Honestly I didn't mean to it was a one off )

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By *ivilizedkinkCouple
over a year ago

harrow


"Man I met off a different site made yoda noises when he was giving oral

Honestly I didn't mean to it was a one off )"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Most embarrassing for me was a couple I met socially in Manchester. She was new to it, and an unber up her arse 'middling' class woman but worth one. He was he was a cool guy just wanted a meet.

She loudly announces "so have you been a member of ****** ***** **** long" (obviously a sex site), then "how many women have you fucked" and "what turns you on about meeting couples". I was quickly shrinking into my chair, but they had booked the hotel so had a go.

Turns out it was an essentially a pretentious shag, and I got dressed. Then to top it off, I got arrested as a Taxi guy ripped me off £20 - meaning I had to walk over 10 miles home at 1am in the morn

Can you tell me what your first paragraph actually means please? "

Yes I would like to know too ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just me then

I'll keep you company...partly cos I know the person isn't on here anymore! My meet told me she called her pussy Furby, we were flirting a lot at the time...so I dutifully played along referring to her intimate parts as Furby for the rest of the meet including while in the act. Next meet was at her's and in walks the real Furby, a ginger tabby

pmsl "

Glad it's making everyone chuckle...I wanted the sofa to swallow me! Good job me and Furby (both of them ) got on really well

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville


"Most embarrassing for me was a couple I met socially in Manchester. She was new to it, and an unber up her arse 'middling' class woman but worth one. He was he was a cool guy just wanted a meet.

She loudly announces "so have you been a member of ****** ***** **** long" (obviously a sex site), then "how many women have you fucked" and "what turns you on about meeting couples". I was quickly shrinking into my chair, but they had booked the hotel so had a go.

Turns out it was an essentially a pretentious shag, and I got dressed. Then to top it off, I got arrested as a Taxi guy ripped me off £20 - meaning I had to walk over 10 miles home at 1am in the morn

Can you tell me what your first paragraph actually means please? "

what dont you get?

She'd never sung. She was a goodish looking woman. She thought she was a better looking woman than she was, but worth a fuck. I had met them at a bar in Manchester. He was a relaxed guy.

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

*she'd never swung. (typo)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Man I met off a different site made yoda noises when he was giving oral

Honestly I didn't mean to it was a one off )"

I'd like to see you try to hum that high

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Man I met off a different site made yoda noises when he was giving oral

Honestly I didn't mean to it was a one off )

I'd like to see you try to hum that high "

If I could I would enter Britain's Got Talent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Most embarrassing for me was a couple I met socially in Manchester. She was new to it, and an unber up her arse 'middling' class woman but worth one. He was he was a cool guy just wanted a meet.

She loudly announces "so have you been a member of ****** ***** **** long" (obviously a sex site), then "how many women have you fucked" and "what turns you on about meeting couples". I was quickly shrinking into my chair, but they had booked the hotel so had a go.

Turns out it was an essentially a pretentious shag, and I got dressed. Then to top it off, I got arrested as a Taxi guy ripped me off £20 - meaning I had to walk over 10 miles home at 1am in the morn

Can you tell me what your first paragraph actually means please?

what dont you get?

She'd never sung. She was a goodish looking woman. She thought she was a better looking woman than she was, but worth a fuck. I had met them at a bar in Manchester. He was a relaxed guy. "
if the lady dont wana sing so what

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville


"Most embarrassing for me was a couple I met socially in Manchester. She was new to it, and an unber up her arse 'middling' class woman but worth one. He was he was a cool guy just wanted a meet.

She loudly announces "so have you been a member of ****** ***** **** long" (obviously a sex site), then "how many women have you fucked" and "what turns you on about meeting couples". I was quickly shrinking into my chair, but they had booked the hotel so had a go.

Turns out it was an essentially a pretentious shag, and I got dressed. Then to top it off, I got arrested as a Taxi guy ripped me off £20 - meaning I had to walk over 10 miles home at 1am in the morn

Can you tell me what your first paragraph actually means please?

what dont you get?

She'd never sung. She was a goodish looking woman. She thought she was a better looking woman than she was, but worth a fuck. I had met them at a bar in Manchester. He was a relaxed guy. if the lady dont wana sing so what "

that is not the point of the thread

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By *hoenixcouplexxCouple
over a year ago

Leicestershire

We had one where the female was desperate for a fuck. We'd agreed before hand that, that was one of their boundaries so I looked at him aswell. He was saying no loudly and shaking his head. They then preceded to have a row about it while we were sat there like lemons. It got more and more awkward and embarrassing until we snuck away and left them to their arguement.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Strangest we had was going to a swing club and bumping into my boss and his wife awkward "

we were at a club & saw a family member there .... Awkward!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Strangest we had was going to a swing club and bumping into my boss and his wife awkward "

Did you get a bonus ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Myself and my FB playing in a room at a club with other guys . A mature lady and her younger FB came into room and sat on bed .. She started sucking his cock and making the most off putting noises - like a gobbling turkey .. Then insisted on rescuing my FB from the room when it was her she was trying to avoid .. Not only that .. It was a month or so later that she contacted me to play at townhouse .. :-0

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Met a couple with 1st wife went back to there's, was agreed to be sep rooms our 1st time sep I (mike) was having a great time, but only for a few mijnutes. We heard noises the wife said that was it and we should stop leaving me high and dry. When we all separated and my then wife went with the guy the first thing he did was to unstrap his wooden leg prop it in the corner and hop over to the bed, wife couldn't believe it and colapsed in fits off giggles. Now we new he had a limp which wasn't a problem but that was just one step to far!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Mine is still the most embarrassing lol

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By *reybearMan
over a year ago

medway


"Mine is still the most embarrassing lol "

Ours is a pub one too, my wife and I had met a guy for the first time and we were all chatting away animatedly about past meets, likes, dislikes and so on.......

.......and then noticed that the rest of the pub had gone quiet as everybody was listening!

We reckon a few old boys in that pub went home and surprised their wives that night!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mine is still the most embarrassing lol

Ours is a pub one too, my wife and I had met a guy for the first time and we were all chatting away animatedly about past meets, likes, dislikes and so on.......

.......and then noticed that the rest of the pub had gone quiet as everybody was listening!

We reckon a few old boys in that pub went home and surprised their wives that night!

"

Ha ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't post it the person uses the forums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walked into a pub round the corner with a guy on our first meet and a local said 'What a nice looking couple'

On our second meet I came out with some stupid comment about buses arriving before they leave.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll let you know what happens on our third meet....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll let you know what happens on our third meet...."

Can't wait ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine is still the most embarrassing lol "

But did your friends twig what you were up to?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll let you know what happens on our third meet....

Can't wait ha ha "

I'm good at embarrassing myself

Slipped on my floor with one meet, tried to look cool and cover it up but don't think it worked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do you make slipping over cool?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll let you know what happens on our third meet....

Can't wait ha ha

I'm good at embarrassing myself

Slipped on my floor with one meet, tried to look cool and cover it up but don't think it worked "

Ah no lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mine is still the most embarrassing lol

But did your friends twig what you were up to?"

They thought I was on a date so all tagged themselves with me at the pub

They thought it was hilarious lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have heard a story about a couple who were playing at a well known location while a group of guys gathered around to enjoy the show. The woman looked up to see her nephew was in the goup!

Not good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 Most embarassing.

I met as a single male and the lady squirted for the first time ever. She burst into tears because she thought she had pee'd herself and the husband came running in demanding to know what the F I had done to upset his wife. She was still crying and unable to explain so I was attempting to when he went for me. The lady leapt up still naked and got between us and in tear streaked face asked for a towel and new sheets.

As a couple we met another couple and when we were about to play their phone went which they had to answer as it was the kids ringtone. Cue a blazing row between the couple and a teenage offspring which got more and more heated. There were some real home truths coming out that night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drove over an hour for a social meet / drink and a chat. When he drove into the car park my first though was OMG he's sent his dad He then refused to to for the agreed drink wanting to sit in the car for a chat instead. I got in and out the corner of my eye could see the back seats had been put down and a duvet thrown in. The baggy grey joggers he was wearing were an added attraction I made my excuse to leave when he eanted to go 'somewhere quiet'

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Drove over an hour for a social meet / drink and a chat. When he drove into the car park my first though was OMG he's sent his dad He then refused to to for the agreed drink wanting to sit in the car for a chat instead. I got in and out the corner of my eye could see the back seats had been put down and a duvet thrown in. The baggy grey joggers he was wearing were an added attraction I made my excuse to leave when he eanted to go 'somewhere quiet' "

Omg!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got on really well with a couple but we had quite a few drinks and then cocktails. Alas I had an atrack of mr floppy.. We did meet again and redeemed myself !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Got on really well with a couple but we had quite a few drinks and then cocktails. Alas I had an atrack of mr floppy.. We did meet again and redeemed myself !

"

Oh no

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"2 Most embarassing.

I met as a single male and the lady squirted for the first time ever. She burst into tears because she thought she had pee'd herself and the husband came running in demanding to know what the F I had done to upset his wife. She was still crying and unable to explain so I was attempting to when he went for me. The lady leapt up still naked and got between us and in tear streaked face asked for a towel and new sheets.

As a couple we met another couple and when we were about to play their phone went which they had to answer as it was the kids ringtone. Cue a blazing row between the couple and a teenage offspring which got more and more heated. There were some real home truths coming out that night"

Oh dear !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Man I met off a different site made yoda noises when he was giving oral "

" what !! ....ah ! Skywalkaaaaa , clever one you are ".........like that ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We arranged to meet a couple at a club. We were all staying at the club so we knocked on their door greeted eachother and made our way downstairs....

I was wearing a corset with a little net tutu .... hold ups ... high heels and no knickers

So as we all walked down the stairs .... the couple behind me ! I fell down the stairs !!!!

In a pile on the floor, bare arse in the air sooooo embarrassing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Man I met off a different site made yoda noises when he was giving oral

" what !! ....ah ! Skywalkaaaaa , clever one you are ".........like that ???? "

lol no, just high pitched mmmming noises that went up and down

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We arranged to meet a couple at a club. We were all staying at the club so we knocked on their door greeted eachother and made our way downstairs....

I was wearing a corset with a little net tutu .... hold ups ... high heels and no knickers

So as we all walked down the stairs .... the couple behind me ! I fell down the stairs !!!!

In a pile on the floor, bare arse in the air sooooo embarrassing "

Oh no !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perhaps they just thought you were keen!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Perhaps they just thought you were keen!"

The guy said ..... Women always fall at my feet lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol today noises. Classic. Mmmmm lick your vagina I will mmmmm

Mmmmm lick vagina not I had wish. Stink of trout it does so. lol

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By *oasterCockbumMan
over a year ago

Highway 61

A few years back when I was first on fab and new to its ways , got chatting to a girl .... Messages pinging about for a coupla weeks , pics exchanged , her face pics not the clearest but an attractive lass ..... We agree to meet , she gives me her address .... Says not to park right outside but a bit along the street for discretion ... I txt that I'm there , she says cool , come along .... I knock on the door ... Door opens , she's behind it .... I go in , she closes door ... I turn round and she's standing wearing stockings , suspenders , a peep hole bra and no knickers ..... I say ' fkn hell , hello //// (insert name) ..... She looks stunned ... Replies with a stammer ' shit ... Hi .... Errrrr .... I didn't recognise you .... You've shaved yer hair off !!! ...

I was at school with her ! .... And she was married to my mates older brother ... I say ' are you and -/// split up then ? ... She says ' no he's at his work ' .... We agree it's best I retreat .... Lol .... I saw him and his brother a few weeks later .... Couldn't look him in the eye ....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A few years back when I was first on fab and new to its ways , got chatting to a girl .... Messages pinging about for a coupla weeks , pics exchanged , her face pics not the clearest but an attractive lass ..... We agree to meet , she gives me her address .... Says not to park right outside but a bit along the street for discretion ... I txt that I'm there , she says cool , come along .... I knock on the door ... Door opens , she's behind it .... I go in , she closes door ... I turn round and she's standing wearing stockings , suspenders , a peep hole bra and no knickers ..... I say ' fkn hell , hello //// (insert name) ..... She looks stunned ... Replies with a stammer ' shit ... Hi .... Errrrr .... I didn't recognise you .... You've shaved yer hair off !!! ...

I was at school with her ! .... And she was married to my mates older brother ... I say ' are you and -/// split up then ? ... She says ' no he's at his work ' .... We agree it's best I retreat .... Lol .... I saw him and his brother a few weeks later .... Couldn't look him in the eye .... "

Oops ha ha

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By *iceguy25Man
over a year ago

tongbridge

Mine was a mfm and was going great had the tv on the music chanel which was fine until "what did the fox say came on " both me and the other guy went limp and we were all in fits of laughter even more as it was our first time hearing it

Cant stop but laugh everytime i hear it now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was on a meet on my own with a lovely gent, he invited me back to his house and all was going well, when he asked if he could have me over the back of the sofa. No problem, so we get right into it and i have squirted for England and it all finishes on a high.

Now he had no carpet down only ceramic floor tiles, he goes to get a mop and bucket and the next thing i hear is a "Ahhhhhhhhh" and a bang where he had slipped fully naked behind the sofa still carrying the mop. To this day i still laugh when i think about it and i did get to go back and see the bruises .....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was on a meet on my own with a lovely gent, he invited me back to his house and all was going well, when he asked if he could have me over the back of the sofa. No problem, so we get right into it and i have squirted for England and it all finishes on a high.

Now he had no carpet down only ceramic floor tiles, he goes to get a mop and bucket and the next thing i hear is a "Ahhhhhhhhh" and a bang where he had slipped fully naked behind the sofa still carrying the mop. To this day i still laugh when i think about it and i did get to go back and see the bruises ..... "

From now on you must take a cone and a wet floor sign to meets

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By *ubik cubeMan
over a year ago

Near Liverpool


"Strangest we had was going to a swing club and bumping into my boss and his wife awkward "

I hope you hadn't rang in sick

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