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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What are the most used words in unimaginative verifications? I'm thinking:

- don't pass them by (thanks, I would have unless you'd specifically mentioned it)

- treat her/them with respect (once again, thanks. I was contemplating screaming abuse and criticising their dress sense)

- *insert male partners name here* is a laid back easy going guy. (He's let you bang his wife and make her look like a decorators radio, he's never going to be anything else!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow,wow,wow

made me gush

suckable cock

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By *coobyroo218Couple
over a year ago

Guernsey

Had a lovely eveing with this couple/female/male

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow, what can I say? Words cannot describe this person. Treat them with respect and you'll get sucked like a dyson. They have skills to die for! Don't let this one pass you by and if you do, it's your loss!

crystal

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I want to keep this guy for myself.

***Bunny boiler alert***

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"want to keep them to myself!" (locked in my cellar!)

"looking forward to our next meeting" (like a hole in the head!)

"was the perfect gent" (took his socks off!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wow, what can I say? Words cannot describe this person. Treat them with respect and you'll get sucked like a dyson. They have skills to die for! Don't let this one pass you by and if you do, it's your loss!

crystal "

I thought I'd hidden all mine!

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

has a cock to die for....

well heres hoping

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Steve is a wanker and didn't....

Wait! what?! I've misunderstood the thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wow, what can I say? Words cannot describe this person. Treat them with respect and you'll get sucked like a dyson. They have skills to die for! Don't let this one pass you by and if you do, it's your loss!

crystal "

can anyone actually suck like a Dyson? I tried but I can't get the sound effects right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wow, what can I say? Words cannot describe this person. Treat them with respect and you'll get sucked like a dyson. They have skills to die for! Don't let this one pass you by and if you do, it's your loss!

crystal

can anyone actually suck like a Dyson? I tried but I can't get the sound effects right "

The first time I've properly belly laughed because of a post!!!

I'll give it a go next time and let you know what the reaction was!

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By *alldarkhandsomedaveMan
over a year ago

Derby


"Wow, what can I say? Words cannot describe this person. Treat them with respect and you'll get sucked like a dyson. They have skills to die for! Don't let this one pass you by and if you do, it's your loss!

crystal

can anyone actually suck like a Dyson? I tried but I can't get the sound effects right "

It's because you don't have the patented dual cyclone technology!!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Wow, what can I say? Words cannot describe this person. Treat them with respect and you'll get sucked like a dyson. They have skills to die for! Don't let this one pass you by and if you do, it's your loss!

crystal "

Other vacuum cleaners available!

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By *ilthygorgeous1Couple
over a year ago

Oxford


"Steve is a wanker and didn't....

Wait! what?! I've misunderstood the thread "

Broke my back laughing at that!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wow, what can I say? Words cannot describe this person. Treat them with respect and you'll get sucked like a dyson. They have skills to die for! Don't let this one pass you by and if you do, it's your loss!

crystal

can anyone actually suck like a Dyson? I tried but I can't get the sound effects right

It's because you don't have the patented dual cyclone technology!! "

I can't keep the suction going and make the whoooooooom noises at the same time. It's not like motorboating you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wow, what can I say? Words cannot describe this person. Treat them with respect and you'll get sucked like a dyson. They have skills to die for! Don't let this one pass you by and if you do, it's your loss!

crystal

Other vacuum cleaners available!"

I have a Henry. Can you suck like Henry??

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Wow, what can I say? Words cannot describe this person. Treat them with respect and you'll get sucked like a dyson. They have skills to die for! Don't let this one pass you by and if you do, it's your loss!

crystal

Other vacuum cleaners available!

I have a Henry. Can you suck like Henry?? "

I can smile like one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What are the most used words in unimaginative verifications? I'm thinking:

- don't pass them by (thanks, I would have unless you'd specifically mentioned it)

- treat her/them with respect (once again, thanks. I was contemplating screaming abuse and criticising their dress sense)

- *insert male partners name here* is a laid back easy going guy. (He's let you bang his wife and make her look like a decorators radio, he's never going to be anything else!)

"

Feel left out, not had any of these type of comments

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rides for England

Treat with respect

Sucks like a pro

Etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Highly recommended

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

treat with respect they deserve hmmm wonder why

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was affectionately reffered to as a 'twat'...at least shes honest!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Highly recommended "

Ah yes this one

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, what can I say about her that hasn't been said before?

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By *heScotandthegirlCouple
over a year ago

London & Edinburgh


"Wow, what can I say? Words cannot describe this person. Treat them with respect and you'll get sucked like a dyson. They have skills to die for! Don't let this one pass you by and if you do, it's your loss!

crystal

Other vacuum cleaners available!

I have a Henry. Can you suck like Henry?? "

Hetty can suck like a Henry, on hi setting lol

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley


"I want to keep this guy for myself.

***Bunny boiler alert***"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ow shit i have some of those.

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By *weetdebWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

His/her photo's do not do them justice,,

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I verified them when they were here before and before that...

Wish they would hide their fucking profile instead....

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By *usseygerrCouple
over a year ago

southend

bangs like a shi- house door.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg going to feel that in the morning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Down to earth".....guilty of using that 1 ourselves. Because we only meet aliens from other planets or are we the 1s from uranus?

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By *nlyfun3Woman
over a year ago

NEAR Berkhamsted,Herts

*quickly checks veries 4 dodgy 1s*. Phew only a couple of unimaginative 1s lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had an amzing time...don't miss out.!

"treat with respect,it pays off." LOL

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

He really had staying power, put a very big smile on xxx's face.

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

will suck you to completion! See that loads on TV profiles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On one of mine its says . " Omg .what a cock " ... .. Not quite sure how to take that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Clean and presentable genitals"

"Reasonable tea making skills"

"The rash that came up after wasn't actually as bad as first thought"

'Will meet again"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Clean and presentable genitals"

"Reasonable tea making skills"

"The rash that came up after wasn't actually as bad as first thought"

'Will meet again""

Cracking!

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By *ate_night_massageMan
over a year ago

Cambridge


"His/her photo's do not do them justice"

Yes, that's the one you really hope you never get...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Clean and presentable genitals"

"Reasonable tea making skills"

"The rash that came up after wasn't actually as bad as first thought"

'Will meet again""

The tea making skills would be the deal clincher for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My veris mention my helmet a lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some good suggestions here for my next veri's lol x maybe string a whole veri together out of these cliches ! Lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I've used the "well what can I say?" line

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine all seem to say how nice I am, its bloody true I am

Have been very guilty of the well worn lines when giving verifications, will have to be a bit more original now after this thread!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have some awesome cliche ones ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has a great cock....and knows how to use it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My veris are weird then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was affectionately reffered to as a 'twat'...at least shes honest!!"

i like honesty ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Respect her (or sometimes this woman or lady)

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By *IDNIGHTMADNESSMan
over a year ago

Nr Exeter


"I want to keep this guy for myself.

***Bunny boiler alert***"

Haha.

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By *IDNIGHTMADNESSMan
over a year ago

Nr Exeter


"I want to keep this guy for myself.

***Bunny boiler alert***

Haha. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Made me cum three/six/hundreds* of times within minutes of meeting him.

* Delete whichever does not apply

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want to keep this guy for myself.

***Bunny boiler alert***"

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By *hunderstarCouple
over a year ago

hereford


"His/her photo's do not do them justice,,

"

ok, Ive used this to Veri a couple, but I meant it in a good way!

Their profile pics - we wouldnt have arranged to meet them, however, we met accidentally in a club and they were a fantastic couple.

How could I have said that better in a Veri?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want to keep this guy for myself.

***Bunny boiler alert***"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She has lovely teeth. I hope she's going to come back and collect them soon

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