FabSwingers.com forum: Descriptions that make you go ..ugh!!!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Some fella once described the female anatomy as "meat curtains" and i thought this was ohhhhhh yuck !

Maybe its just me or what ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think it was meant to have that effect! lol... Us guys love to be vulgar don't you know. Other terms of a similar ilk:

Beef curtains, Lamb hangings, wizards sleeve, vertical bacon sandwich.... should I go on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think it was meant to have that effect! lol... Us guys love to be vulgar don't you know. Other terms of a similar ilk:

Beef curtains, Lamb hangings, wizards sleeve, vertical bacon sandwich.... should I go on?

please dont lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was once party to a discussion .... although I didn't contribute much!!!

It was long time ago andl ot of alcohol was involved but I think 31 "names" were thought of ....

We did used to talk some crap....

xxx

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By *eviousLiasonsCouple
over a year ago

Travelling

31 names??? Something else those parts have in common with Prince Charles then....

I'll get me coat then....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I could start the list but I'm far too ladylike!! I did say I didn't contribute much...

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gateway to her guts"

such a pleasant expression!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

axe wound lol

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By *teve_SoleilCouple
over a year ago

Malaysia

"closed border communist cuntry"...

exact copy...:D...I was

...:D

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Eeeeeeeewwwwwww this thread is gross lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yep totally gross...lol

spunk bucket, gash, ghee, trench of a thousand stinks, hairy kebab, and minge.

lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saddle Bags....

But no not nice lol..

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

The one that makes me go yuk and I dont know why is..my balls need emptying.

R xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not keen on the term... 'piss flaps'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not keen on the term... 'piss flaps'"

You just aren't saying it right!

It needs to be 'itchy piss flaps' but you need to say it in the voice of Sean Connery...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lets have the nice names then:

start you off with "Gentlemans passage"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lets have the nice names then:

start you off with "Gentlemans passage""

lady garden

fluffy triangle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i like the word my oldest came home one day and said

"defoofalator"

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Butterfly or flower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to call mine my mini lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Front bottom, vijayjay (stolen from jimmy carr)...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back to the crude/funny...

Fanny like a badly packed kebab.

fanny like a ripped out fireplace.

smells like an alkie's carpet.

It looks like it has been attacked wi a golf shoe.

Over to you...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Foo fo....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I used to call mine my mini lol xxx"

You used to?? What happened to it since then... pmsl xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh dear me, needs a sick bucket....whos lowered the tone lol

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

When a kid my mother used to call it a tuppence.

Always makes me giggle when people give their twopence worth!!!

And for some unknown reason the males genitals were called a Tigalar!!!! PMSL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

monkeys forehead ... eeeuuuggghhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think it was meant to have that effect! lol... Us guys love to be vulgar don't you know. Other terms of a similar ilk:

Beef curtains, Lamb hangings, wizards sleeve, vertical bacon sandwich.... should I go on?

badly packed kebab lol

tho i have to admit i like that one, lways makes me giggle lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

heard one yesterday

"the love bucket" lmao

that one isnt to bad

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By *irtyduoCouple
over a year ago

nr stirling

"When a kid my mother used to call it a tuppence.

Always makes me giggle when people give their twopence worth!!!

And for some unknown reason the males genitals were called a Tigalar!!!! PMSL"
lol i called mine a tuppence when i was younger!!! i like lady garden now.

or there is fanjeeta, shereen nanjiani!!!

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By *im53Man
over a year ago

Boldon

it proves ladies were designed by the council------

because only a council would put a lesure center next to a sewage works

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I used to call it my tuppance or mary. Now i just refer to it as my lady bits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tell you what descriptions make us click off a profile though...

Things like.. Has a massive cock a tongue to die for is dead good looking and goes for hours ladies, always hits the spot everyone says so...

And.. she is an absolute stunning woman who is choosey fussy and won't shag a minger..

Always time to move on eh lol...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bucket...lol

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

kite ......as in .......go fly your

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By *uton_coupleCouple
over a year ago

luton

yes " front bottom " is just right or perhaps " your tuppence "

some not so nice names were mentioned in this thread but dont think i saw " a rat with its throat cut "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All joking aside... I personally hate the term Cunt... Used by either sex.

Its just sooooo Yuk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

heard some good one's over the years but the best one has to be "beetle bonnet" cant remember who said it though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I agree with you it's rather vulgar way in which to speak .Though there is people out there that still use it .Yes ewwwww tgc yol x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'fur burger' but obviously not mine!

mines a 'front' lol ;0)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bloke at work described it

"A cat with it's throat slit"

pleasant!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

an old boy at my last job had a word that he used to collectively describe women

split arse

if he couldnt remember a womans name or wasnt happy with them thats what he used to call them

god i hate that word so much its just not plesant lol

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