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By *eard-lincoln OP   Man
over a year ago

near lincoln

I just don't get it. Every day my mail box is full of messages from women and couples asking me if would like to meet!!!!

I haven't put any effort into my profile and have put up pics of my willy. Yet the messages still come in!!!

I just want to be like every other single male.

Should I rewrite my profile and make it ten paragraphs long and then put a face picture up as my avatar? Will this help to stem the influx?

Any advice would be most appreciated

;)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha now I know we're I'm going wrong

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

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By *mileydragonWoman
over a year ago

in the stix


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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's your cute ass. We're flocking from other sites to get a go on it.

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By *eard-lincoln OP   Man
over a year ago

near lincoln


"It's your cute ass. We're flocking from other sites to get a go on it."

Is that what it is??? Gonna have to ditch that pic into the abyss that is the private pic folder then.

But ur more than welcome to have a go on it as long as its not in any way sexual

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By *mileydragonWoman
over a year ago

in the stix

tell them more about your cold sore ... that will have everyone flocking

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By *eard-lincoln OP   Man
over a year ago

near lincoln


"tell them more about your cold sore ... that will have everyone flocking "

Lol i look like shrek on smack. I have to drive to work as I daren't get on the bus.

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By *eard-lincoln OP   Man
over a year ago

near lincoln

Ha lol you buggers.... 4 messages 2 winks and 1 friend request just from this post.

Although that was before the cold sore comment lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol. Taking notes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's your cute ass. We're flocking from other sites to get a go on it.

Is that what it is??? Gonna have to ditch that pic into the abyss that is the private pic folder then.

But ur more than welcome to have a go on it as long as its not in any way sexual "

Not remotely sexual. Im a bongo player.

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By *eard-lincoln OP   Man
over a year ago

near lincoln


"It's your cute ass. We're flocking from other sites to get a go on it.

Is that what it is??? Gonna have to ditch that pic into the abyss that is the private pic folder then.

But ur more than welcome to have a go on it as long as its not in any way sexual

Not remotely sexual. Im a bongo player."

Can you play the sax at the same time?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No but I'm mean on the cornet, until the ice cream starts dribbling down on to my tits that is.

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over a year ago

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By *eard-lincoln OP   Man
over a year ago

near lincoln


"No but I'm mean on the cornet, until the ice cream starts dribbling down on to my tits that is. "

As long as it doesn't get in my Mouth Organ we should make a good tune

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No but I'm mean on the cornet, until the ice cream starts dribbling down on to my tits that is.

As long as it doesn't get in my Mouth Organ we should make a good tune"

Who knew the world of musical instruments was such rich territory for euphemisms. Show us your kazoo and I'll let you have a go on my triangle haha.

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By *eard-lincoln OP   Man
over a year ago

near lincoln


"No but I'm mean on the cornet, until the ice cream starts dribbling down on to my tits that is.

As long as it doesn't get in my Mouth Organ we should make a good tune

Who knew the world of musical instruments was such rich territory for euphemisms. Show us your kazoo and I'll let you have a go on my triangle haha."

Yes who knew. Ill blow my own trumpet whilst u have a fiddle with my castanets .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No but I'm mean on the cornet, until the ice cream starts dribbling down on to my tits that is.

As long as it doesn't get in my Mouth Organ we should make a good tune

Who knew the world of musical instruments was such rich territory for euphemisms. Show us your kazoo and I'll let you have a go on my triangle haha.

Yes who knew. Ill blow my own trumpet whilst u have a fiddle with my castanets . "

Never met a guy who can blow his own trumpet before, neck like a giraffe? Lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No but I'm mean on the cornet, until the ice cream starts dribbling down on to my tits that is.

As long as it doesn't get in my Mouth Organ we should make a good tune

Who knew the world of musical instruments was such rich territory for euphemisms. Show us your kazoo and I'll let you have a go on my triangle haha.

Yes who knew. Ill blow my own trumpet whilst u have a fiddle with my castanets .

Never met a guy who can blow his own trumpet before, neck like a giraffe? Lmao"

Haha I've heard some guys here can do it!

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By *eard-lincoln OP   Man
over a year ago

near lincoln

It's dead easy when u know how. Just takes practice and patience lol

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