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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

What would you do if a little nugget popped out upon withdrawal from anal?

Do guys still wipe their cock on the curtains?

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"

What would you do if a little nugget popped out upon withdrawal from anal?

Do guys still wipe their cock on the curtains?

"

Only dark coloured ones other wise you give a quick wipe on the arse cheeks. When muffs were hairy that was always a good option

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First Chalfonts now turds,your on a roll tonight!

XXXX

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By *umourCouple
over a year ago

Rushden


"First Chalfonts now turds,your on a roll tonight!

XXXX"

Chalfonts and Turds on a roll??? Strange eating habits you have.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I;d have a little chuckle...then wash the sheets!

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By *andsomgeorgeMan
over a year ago

Rugby

Depends on how nice the curtains were and the size of the nugget. I would just be open about it and make a joke of it. I've got children so you can't be squeemish about a bit of bodily. You need a gsoh when doing some stuff (ws etc) and I think this would be one of those occassions. As long as she wouldn't be mortified that is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

What would you do if a little nugget popped out upon withdrawal from anal?

Do guys still wipe their cock on the curtains?

"

One would hope if it was a swinging meet then you would just take the condom off, bin it and carry on..... Were all using condoms arnt we?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Simply an occupational hazzard....carry on regardless, and clean it up afterwards (hopefully without the lady seeing to spare her embarrassment).

or flick it out of sight and deal with it later !!

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By *ay112Man
over a year ago

northwest

thats why dont do anal, using shite to help you slide in and out with lube aint my thing

oh and if a nugget popped out i couldnt carry on sorry no matter how horny i was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh that is so wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Agree with Jay, it's extremely rare for me to agree to anal, even with Kate.

Only done it a handfull of times in my life, and if I'm honest it's because of the possibility of finding a poo pom pom on the end of me dick

That's not nice is it?

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By *averiMan
over a year ago

Swindon to bristol

Douche first.....


"

What would you do if a little nugget popped out upon withdrawal from anal?

Do guys still wipe their cock on the curtains?

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Douche first.....

What would you do if a little nugget popped out upon withdrawal from anal?

Do guys still wipe their cock on the curtains?

"

Ahhh that's why I said a little nugget instead of smeared by a log... even with douching there is a small chance of a little cling-on being left behind... damn those stragglers lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Douche first.....

What would you do if a little nugget popped out upon withdrawal from anal?

Do guys still wipe their cock on the curtains?

Ahhh that's why I said a little nugget instead of smeared by a log... even with douching there is a small chance of a little cling-on being left behind... damn those stragglers lol"

I have tended to find making use of the toilet before gets rid of full on yule logs then the douche should get rid if the straglers. Not had a problem so far with anyone if douched.

That said... it did happen with an ex partner once (prior to me having even heard of douching)... and I think a quick nip in the shower after some use of tissues... generally best if you can avoid letting them know it's even happened too Unless they are proper kinky and like a bit of AtM, at which point I think its best you own up to having a chocolaty wand!

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Is it wrong I have the finger of fudge gingle in my head

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

**jingle** even

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends if there's a man bent over in front of you with his ass cheeks spread or not

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Depends if there's a man bent over in front of you with his ass cheeks spread or not "

I can't even begin to explain the image I now have in my head.... still with the jingle

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By *andsomgeorgeMan
over a year ago

Rugby

At this moment your avitar image seems a little unfortunate given the images firmly lodged in my head thank you very much.

You have one twisted mind - loved the giles post too. Thank you, keep it up.

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By *r n mrs swingCouple
over a year ago

pontefract

RIGHT IM CONFUSED DOUCHE ??????????

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"RIGHT IM CONFUSED DOUCHE ?????????? "

Bum-wash..... not to be confused with jet-wash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"RIGHT IM CONFUSED DOUCHE ??????????

Bum-wash..... not to be confused with jet-wash "

Inside-bum-wash mind... not just your usual run of the mill outside one you could do in a shower

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By *r n mrs swingCouple
over a year ago

pontefract

and im gathering you have to buy somet for this then x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Depends if there's a man bent over in front of you with his ass cheeks spread or not "

Hmmmmm, that's usually the position I see!

Yet to have a malteser on the end of my toys, but the condom covering them sometimes looks as if its been smeared in Nutella!

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Depends if there's a man bent over in front of you with his ass cheeks spread or not

Hmmmmm, that's usually the position I see!

Yet to have a malteser on the end of my toys, but the condom covering them sometimes looks as if its been smeared in Nutella! "

That is soooo wrong... yet I am still laughing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"and im gathering you have to buy somet for this then x "

Have a peek here:

http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=5181&var=A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Depends if there's a man bent over in front of you with his ass cheeks spread or not

Hmmmmm, that's usually the position I see!

Yet to have a malteser on the end of my toys, but the condom covering them sometimes looks as if its been smeared in Nutella!

That is soooo wrong... yet I am still laughing "

You know what I mean!

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