FabSwingers.com forum: Can accommodate

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

OK, single guys, when you put 'can accommodate' on your profile, do you appreciate that it should mean you really can accommodate, rather than it being a box to tick hoping for more interest

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I agree!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm fed up of that myself too this one particular person i cam across today said he was a non smoker too, but guess what? he smokes also!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't but I'd be happy to pay for a hotel for you two

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yes and can

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I can't but I'd be happy to pay for a hotel for you two

That's kind. What about you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We've found that. Can accommodate then say they have kids so can't when asked...... Married man playing away comes to mind x

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

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They should have a "Can but have no intention in ever letting you come in" option

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can't but I'd be happy to pay for a hotel for you two

That's kind. What about you?

shhh, we're holding out for a holiday

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

"We've found that. Can accommodate then say they have kids so can't when asked...... Married man playing away comes to mind x"

OR...They have the kids that night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can accommodate and have brought meets back to my place for fun. I do appreciate that there are a lot out there that say they can accommodate but can't.

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By *he GriswaldsCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

Their parents must have come home unexpectedly?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We've found that. Can accommodate then say they have kids so can't when asked...... Married man playing away comes to mind x

OR...They have the kids that night

No I meant every night we suggest to meet. We've learnt to seperate the genuine from the not so genuine on here x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OK, single guys, when you put 'can accommodate' on your profile, do you appreciate that it should mean you really can accommodate, rather than it being a box to tick hoping for more interest

But they can accomodate...between 7pm and 9/9.30ish on a Tuesday whilst the mrs is at Zumba or out with friends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OK, single guys, when you put 'can accommodate' on your profile, do you appreciate that it should mean you really can accommodate, rather than it being a box to tick hoping for more interest

But they can accomodate...between 7pm and 9/9.30ish on a Tuesday whilst the mrs is at Zumba or out with friends

That's what I was getting at

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

some of us are really able to accommodate, shame its such a small place here, or i would have lots of parties, lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would have you know Matron at the Preston home for the bewildered says its ok so I can accommodate whenever . I just cannot remember what the hell for !!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"some of us are really able to accommodate, shame its such a small place here, or i would have lots of parties, lol.

You only need a bed or a floor or a sofa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a guy mail me once who could accommodate, he then informed me it ment in his truck as he was a lorry driver

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've ticked it not because to get more hits. But, because there are occasions where i can accomodate and have the house to myself for the day, week, weekend or even a month. Not always though.

...and i'm more than happy to pay for a hotel for my meets. So, in that sense i can accomodate too.

Unless fab creates a hotel option that's all i can tick really. It's not like i can't accomodate now is it..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe they can accom but aint that intrested in you. Hence the excuse

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I had a guy mail me once who could accommodate, he then informed me it ment in his truck as he was a lorry driver

Well, technically

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

My other bug bear with people on the site is when they put that they are in York, so appear on a search, but when I ask where it turns out they are miles away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OK, single guys, when you put 'can accommodate' on your profile, do you appreciate that it should mean you really can accommodate, rather than it being a box to tick hoping for more interest

. Totally agree. I don't class getting a hotel as "Can accommodate", as anyone can pay for one of those, so it would make having the option on profiles pointless.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Maybe they can accom but aint that intrested in you. Hence the excuse "

Ooh, get you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe they can accom but aint that intrested in you. Hence the excuse

Ooh, get you

I take it at the moment you cannot accommodate? hope you are not too deep in the wetness there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They should have a "Can but have no intention in ever letting you come in" option

I'd tick that box.

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

I prefer to accommodate, that way, I get to sit on a toilet that's my standard of clean.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FAIR POINT

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I prefer to accommodate, that way, I get to sit on a toilet that's my standard of clean."

That's the funniest thing tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It annoys me when they want you there at the drop of a hat because the flat mate isn't coming home tonight. Or early morning because they have the morning off work and no one is home

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

Or they accommodate: on a rug on top of the dust bunnies behind the sofa with a tatty sheet for "modesty"!

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By *rinterestingMan
over a year ago

London

"OK, single guys, when you put 'can accommodate' on your profile, do you appreciate that it should mean you really can accommodate, rather than it being a box to tick hoping for more interest

True I couldn't accom for a few days but didnt change it as didnt think it was worth changing back and forth.

Although I don't think true for just men.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can accomodate because I can accomodate, single no pets and no kids

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By *ral.steveMan
over a year ago

LEEDS

I work and live in a hotel so I have 89 bedrooms to choose from lol

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

you do know ...when you tick that 'can accom' button that you need to be on 24/7 alert to cater for all ...dont you ?!

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By *hong loverMan
over a year ago

stoke-on-trent

"OK, single guys, when you put 'can accommodate' on your profile, do you appreciate that it should mean you really can accommodate, rather than it being a box to tick hoping for more interest

Living on my own and having no kids to worry about I can accommodate so have no problem putting I can accommodate on my profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I work and live in a hotel so I have 89 bedrooms to choose from lol "

Wouldn't brag about that, most be a right shithole not to have any guests staying there and all those empty bedrooms

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By *ornyharry39Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

Can accomadate and single ready to mingle so come on ladies let's have fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

to some guys"can accommodate" means "back of car"!

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By *ral.steveMan
over a year ago

LEEDS

"I work and live in a hotel so I have 89 bedrooms to choose from lol

Wouldn't brag about that, most be a right shithole not to have any guests staying there and all those empty bedrooms

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. Full every weekend and more than half thought the week full most Tuesdays Wednesdays

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can accommodate and my toilet and bathroom are clean in fact my whole place is.

Oh I shower everyday and change my pants too....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OK, single guys, when you put 'can accommodate' on your profile, do you appreciate that it should mean you really can accommodate, rather than it being a box to tick hoping for more interest

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Do some ladies not do that also ?

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By *eacon12Man
over a year ago

stanstead

i cant accommodate as i do have my kids at home due to the fact that they live with me and not there mum

sure that some non single guys use the same reasons which makes it all the more tougher for use gen singles sure there are just as many couples and females who cant accommodate for the exact same reason . shame that everyone gets judged the same way 8-

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By *ohohoWoman
over a year ago

Up North

"you do know ...when you tick that 'can accom' button that you need to be on 24/7 alert to cater for all ...dont you ?!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OK, single guys, when you put 'can accommodate' on your profile, do you appreciate that it should mean you really can accommodate, rather than it being a box to tick hoping for more interest

Do some ladies not do that also ?

Or some couples...then you find out they can accommodate only after 9 when the kids are in bed...no problem with little johnny wandering down for a drink of water to find mummy being spit roasted on the living room floor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OK, single guys, when you put 'can accommodate' on your profile, do you appreciate that it should mean you really can accommodate, rather than it being a box to tick hoping for more interest

Do some ladies not do that also ?

Isnt that what the garden shed is for? The kids have access to the hosepipe too if they get they get thirsty and bread for the birds on the shed roof so they don't starve!

You're forgetting the guys who can "accom" in their place of work after the cleaners have gone home...top blokes!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can accommodate and my toilet and bathroom are clean in fact my whole place is.

Oh I shower everyday and change my pants too...."

I dunno PP, I've got quite dirty in that bathroom before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm fed up of that myself too this one particular person i cam across today said he was a non smoker too, but guess what? he smokes also!!!"
dirty filthy stinking habit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm fed up of that myself too this one particular person i cam across today said he was a non smoker too, but guess what? he smokes also!!!dirty filthy stinking habit

I think it is too, but each to their own and, he probably says he doesnt to again improve his chances as a lot arent keen on it. Can you imangine if i'd met him he would have stank of it and had a mouth tasting like an ash tray had he forgot to buy some mints

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i have can accomadate on my profile but do have my kids stay every other weekend so two out of fourteen nights i can't/won't this thread is making me rethink if i should have that ticked now

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

I CAN accommodate....

But there wasnt an option for DONT accommodate....

So it will stay as cannot accommodate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I CAN accommodate....

But there wasnt an option for DONT accommodate....

So it will stay as cannot accommodate

Like you I can (sometimes) but won't accommodate.

I've stayed in some lovely hotels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OK, single guys, when you put 'can accommodate' on your profile, do you appreciate that it should mean you really can accommodate, rather than it being a box to tick hoping for more interest

But they can accomodate...between 7pm and 9/9.30ish on a Tuesday whilst the mrs is at Zumba or out with friends

Looking at the meet adverts, advertising strict "free" time tickles my fancy... Except these men will never tickle my fanny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would never go to a guy's house anyway but the ones that confuse me are the profiles that say "Cannot accomodate, Cannot travel". Really?

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

"I would never go to a guy's house anyway but the ones that confuse me are the profiles that say "Cannot accomodate, Cannot travel". Really?"

Like me.....Means I dont accommodate and I dont travel all over the country for a shag

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"I'm fed up of that myself too this one particular person i cam across today said he was a non smoker too, but guess what? he smokes also!!!dirty filthy stinking habit

Yet you will meet smokers according to your profile?

We both smoke and state it clearly in our profile so those who find it disgusting and offensive can avoid us.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would never go to a guy's house anyway but the ones that confuse me are the profiles that say "Cannot accomodate, Cannot travel". Really?"

I'm one of them

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"OK, single guys, when you put 'can accommodate' on your profile, do you appreciate that it should mean you really can accommodate, rather than it being a box to tick hoping for more interest

We have ticked the 'can accommodate' box on our profile as we can on occasion. Doesn't mean we will or can accommodate every single meet....

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Yet you will meet smokers according to your profile?

IF I was a non smoker and didnt want to meet smokers....I would tick that I would....

Simply because people lie and change their profile to suit who they are mailing...

I would see that they are smokers and make my excuses for saying No Thanx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't but I'd be happy to pay for a hotel for you two

That's kind. What about you?

Lol!

I met a couple (well he watched) who wanted me to pay for the hotel and buy a gift of underwear for her. I can accomodate now so I contacted her; she still wants a hotel room paid for. Professional?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm fed up of that myself too this one particular person i cam across today said he was a non smoker too, but guess what? he smokes also!!!dirty filthy stinking habit

Yet you will meet smokers according to your profile?

We both smoke and state it clearly in our profile so those who find it disgusting and offensive can avoid us.

didnt realise i did whoops of to change that right now! but he did say he didnt smoke yet does and says it gets him more meets so wont change it, not a fair representation of himself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm fed up of that myself too this one particular person i cam across today said he was a non smoker too, but guess what? he smokes also!!!dirty filthy stinking habit

Yet you will meet smokers according to your profile?

We both smoke and state it clearly in our profile so those who find it disgusting and offensive can avoid us.

didnt realise i did whoops of to change that right now! but he did say he didnt smoke yet does and says it gets him more meets so wont change it, not a fair representation of himself"
sorry you were obviously refereing to the guy that quoted my post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So far ( since Friday) I have heard the following tales.....

My folks are staying

I live with my ex

Painters are in ( must be a big ass house as its been 6wks)

& my favourite today, can you get a hotel & I'll meet you there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can accom, but not all the time. When my daughter is at school I can, or when she has gone to her mums - which is not so often, unfortunately.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can and do, but don't let people come straight to my house. I meet at the pub down the road or similar first..

What if the pictures lied, what if only one turns up, what if the photos were years old or of other people, what happens if they are scruffy and /or dirty, heck of a gamble in letting them come straight to your house ..

Of course once we have meet/entertain straight round is easy

;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ticked the box and yes got my own place and can accomodate lol.

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By *arewithmeMan
over a year ago

Craven Arms

I can and have, shame there are so many fakes on here that spoil it for us genuine folks

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I can, I used to, I don't now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OK, single guys, when you put 'can accommodate' on your profile, do you appreciate that it should mean you really can accommodate, rather than it being a box to tick hoping for more interest

I can accommodate, and often do, but honestly its always much more romantic and exciting to have a first meet at a nice hotel... which is what I prefer to do

Amazingly, even when I'm in a regular 121 or MFM relationship ... I still prefer to book hotels

Bar, Restaurant, Lounge, Bedroom ... it all adds to the ambience of swinging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just had another one says he can accom and now weve been chatting he cant as he is playing away behind his mrs' back FFS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OK, single guys, when you put 'can accommodate' on your profile, do you appreciate that it should mean you really can accommodate, rather than it being a box to tick hoping for more interest

Well some of us can. We are not all the same you know. I for one have on own place and can always accommodate. And I have done a number of time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OK, single guys, when you put 'can accommodate' on your profile, do you appreciate that it should mean you really can accommodate, rather than it being a box to tick hoping for more interest

I can accommodate, and often do, but honestly its always much more romantic and exciting to have a first meet at a nice hotel... which is what I prefer to do

Amazingly, even when I'm in a regular 121 or MFM relationship ... I still prefer to book hotels

Bar, Restaurant, Lounge, Bedroom ... it all adds to the ambience of swinging

Hotel sex is really horny!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm the opposite, I can accommodate but have ticked that I can't!

I got fed up of men assuming they could just invite themselves into my home instead of meeting somewhere neutral for a social meet first.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another moan at single guys thread

Here you go , i will revert to stereotype.

"Anyone want a cock pic "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Another moan at single guys thread

Here you go , i will revert to stereotype.

"Anyone want a cock pic " "

Can you give it to me in a hotel room?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OK, single guys, when you put 'can accommodate' on your profile, do you appreciate that it should mean you really can accommodate, rather than it being a box to tick hoping for more interest

I can accommodate, and often do, but honestly its always much more romantic and exciting to have a first meet at a nice hotel... which is what I prefer to do

Amazingly, even when I'm in a regular 121 or MFM relationship ... I still prefer to book hotels

Bar, Restaurant, Lounge, Bedroom ... it all adds to the ambience of swinging

Hotel sex is really horny!!!!"

Not had a meet up in a hotel room yet, but it is very naughty. I have to try it out sometime, anyone fancy giving me a hand then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Another moan at single guys thread

Here you go , i will revert to stereotype.

"Anyone want a cock pic "

Can you give it to me in a hotel room?"

No i was thinking of smashing your doors in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Another moan at single guys thread

Here you go , i will revert to stereotype.

"Anyone want a cock pic "

Can you give it to me in a hotel room?

No i was thinking of smashing your doors in

Gosh!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Another moan at single guys thread

Here you go , i will revert to stereotype.

"Anyone want a cock pic "

Can you give it to me in a hotel room?

No i was thinking of smashing your doors in

Gosh!!"

And they say good manners is alive and kicking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Another moan at single guys thread

Here you go , i will revert to stereotype.

"Anyone want a cock pic "

Can you give it to me in a hotel room?

No i was thinking of smashing your doors in

Gosh!!

And they say good manners is alive and kicking. "

Well i am a single guy , what do you expect ......accomodation !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Another moan at single guys thread

Here you go , i will revert to stereotype.

"Anyone want a cock pic " "

can I have one with your wife's lips round it please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Another moan at single guys thread

Here you go , i will revert to stereotype.

"Anyone want a cock pic "

can I have one with your wife's lips round it please?

Im single so all i can offer is one of someone elses wife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

they usually suggest dogging. i always bugger off

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By *lderguy4funMan
over a year ago

ROTHERHAM

I can def accommodate xxxxxx for cpls or single girl over night too mmmmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some married singles can accomadate as well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cant and won't because I have teenage kids at home with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can accommodate and my toilet and bathroom are clean in fact my whole place is.

Oh I shower everyday and change my pants too....

I dunno PP, I've got quite dirty in that bathroom before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We've found that. Can accommodate then say they have kids so can't when asked...... Married man playing away comes to mind x"

Balls. A large amount of single men do have commitments. I can accom with planning but need to make.sure laddo.doesnt arrive home to see pop hanging out the back of Mrs while hubby takes pictures etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can and do, but don't let people come straight to my house. I meet at the pub down the road or similar first..

Of course once we have meet/entertain straight round is easy

;-)"

we''re with you on this! Love to accommodate at out place, after all we have all our toys, know its clean and comfortable and can shower after etc but have been suprised by how people (especially those who'can't') expect to be able to just turn up at our door! For us, security reasons aside, its fun to have the build up and flirting with a social meet before! Even if it is a very quick drink then back to business!

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By *imply_SensualMan
over a year ago

warrington

"OK, single guys, when you put 'can accommodate' on your profile, do you appreciate that it should mean you really can accommodate, rather than it being a box to tick hoping for more interest

I certainly so - I live alone so can accommodate most days, as it says on my profile. Mt time is as precious as the persons I want to meet, so I don't see the point is messing people about.

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