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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Why are all the real swingers down south. I'm articulate

I can string a sentence together. I'm funny.

What's invisible and smells of fish?

A penguin fart.

I read blogs and include photos in messages.

I don't use text speak.

I use the code words when asked.

All this and the only reply I've had is from my now new friend in the south east.

I'm not looking for a harem of ladies to wait on me hand and foot and take care of my every sexual fantasy. (I'm not looking for that but boy that would be spectacular)

All I really want is at least a chance to get to talk to someone

Hey you never know you might like what Ive got to say and then who knows what will happen.

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By *otTheReal01Man
over a year ago

London

You've only been on here a week, you have no pics on your profile (apart from the avatar), can't accommodate (many will think that means you're married) and by slating northern swingers you've just torpedoed any chance of meeting any of them who read this.

Job done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unfortunately for you, you're in competition with 1000's of other single men. Your profile tells us nothing of what you can offer someone or what you want. The lack of pictures will be a problem and people will assume that a 46 year old man that is unable to accommodate is playing away. There's nothing to make you stand out and make someone want to reply and strike up conversation. Sorry to be so blunt but its a numbers game and you're one of a huge majority.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seriously feeble look at me thread jeeze.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmm I think that the north south divide is less than you imagine.

The amount of people we talk to in clubs (here in the midlands) that are from London, north England even Scotland and Ireland is impressive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

because ur not fit to grace the cover of menshealth

simples

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By *spot50Man
over a year ago

rochester

I thought all the fun was up north LOL I speak to more ladies up north than down south and they seem friendlier up north, just have patients, patients and more patients and get known, you have to compete with all the other testosterone charged guys in here

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By *ohohoWoman
over a year ago

Up North

Being from the north I will have to disagree with you. Just look at the number of swingers clubs around Manchester.

This site is only part of the scene. I suggest you go to local big socials.

Also I know you haven't asked. But your opening post was actually quite witty, your profile does not echo that. Why not bulk it out a bit?

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By *imjohnCouple
over a year ago

Clacton on sea, Essex

We have many Northern & Scottish friends so if there is a divide we have never seen it, we like people for who they are & not for where they are from.

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By *imjohnCouple
over a year ago

Clacton on sea, Essex


"I thought all the fun was up north LOL I speak to more ladies up north than down south and they seem friendlier up north, just have patients, patients and more patients and get known, you have to compete with all the other testosterone charged guys in here"

We have to admit we find the people up North fun, zany (in a nice way), very naughty & full of energy.

Takes us a week to recover after we get home lol!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Nice of you to take the time to look but that's my real face

CHEERS

lots of people can't accommodate for lots of different reasons are they all playing away . I'm working on pictures but not everyone likes kbob pictures so I will save that for friends only. They can see me in my profile shot so I don't see the point of boring everyone with hundreds of pictures of

Me. I cannot get anybody to even talk to me so the chances of me and a n other actually at it are slim to none so no joy there.

I am TRYING to follow all advice but for someone new some people can be quite rude

IDONT WANT TO BE ON THE COVER OF A MAGAZINE THANK YOU

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By *uslaffMan
over a year ago

manchester

Its cop you're cai ead mate,westhoughtoners are famous

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I don't see any north/south divide, though people do differ a little in each area.

The best advice for a new single male member is to read through the forums from guys who've been in a similar predicament: there are tons of posts.

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By *orthyorkypairCouple
over a year ago

North Yorkshire


"You've only been on here a week, you have no pics on your profile (apart from the avatar), can't accommodate (many will think that means you're married) and by slating northern swingers you've just torpedoed any chance of meeting any of them who read this.

Job done. "

including these very real northern swingers!!!!!!!!!! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP , constructive criticism .

As has been mentioned, no pics, get some.

Profile needs spell checking.

You need some verifications, get chatting on cam or visit a club so someone will verify you.

Only looking for fem or fem couple?thats filtered out majority on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The moaning isn't attractive. There is no north/south divide. The grass always seems greener.

Socials, clubs, patience, less expectation.

The keys to happiness here.

Getting sick of saying that now.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I love the secret code words I have to use in replies....however, I use them and spell them slightly wrong but guess what? They still accept the message and reply! What a wheeze! These dark nights just fly by!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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lots of people can't accommodate for lots of different reasons are they all playing away"

Umm on a previous thread you've posted there are lots of comments about you saying you are married.... being defensive over something that is the truth for you seems rather hypocritical dont you think?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Unfortunately for you, you're in competition with 1000's of other single men. "

Add another zero to that number for a truer figure!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I live 'oop north' n work 'darn sarf'find there's lovely n not so,people from all areas,chat or lack of it proportionate to,effort put in,messaging people who are looking for what your after/type of person,no guarantees,its just the internet

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"

lots of people can't accommodate for lots of different reasons are they all playing away

Umm on a previous thread you've posted there are lots of comments about you saying you are married.... being defensive over something that is the truth for you seems rather hypocritical dont you think?

"

Ah - you've got to love the little green arrow!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

lots of people can't accommodate for lots of different reasons are they all playing away

Umm on a previous thread you've posted there are lots of comments about you saying you are married.... being defensive over something that is the truth for you seems rather hypocritical dont you think?

Ah - you've got to love the little green arrow! "

I know, but shhh let him think he's untraceable... its the internet remember it never keeps record of these things!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nice of you to take the time to look but that's my real face

CHEERS

lots of people can't accommodate for lots of different reasons are they all playing away . I'm working on pictures but not everyone likes kbob pictures so I will save that for friends only. They can see me in my profile shot so I don't see the point of boring everyone with hundreds of pictures of

Me. I cannot get anybody to even talk to me so the chances of me and a n other actually at it are slim to none so no joy there.

I am TRYING to follow all advice but for someone new some people can be quite rude

IDONT WANT TO BE ON THE COVER OF A MAGAZINE THANK YOU"

Kbob pictures ?

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