FabSwingers.com forum: Fabs most used phrases

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If I had a pound for every time I read one of these......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This isn't instashag!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Only genuine people, no timewasters please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look at the profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Each to their own

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

Their lost.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyone has their preferences

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Block and move on

It's what filters are for

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"Everyone has their preferences

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No thanks

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Fake!

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By *irkhampr4TV/TS
over a year ago

Kirkham

I am 100% gen

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"I don't bite...much!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do women prefer tall men/men with big dicks/men with black dicks/tall black men with big dicks etc etc

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By *eerobCouple
over a year ago

solihull

Im not being racist but no Asians..... Its just out preference.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi are you gay.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wot uup2? (for people like myself, I think it translates to what are you up to?!!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im not being racist but no Asians..... Its just out preference. "

Yes, always love that one

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By *lleyCat1969Man
over a year ago

Folkestone

'Bin hear a week an not ad a shag. Waz wrong wiv mi profile?'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Non pushy" usually get the opposite lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Non pushy" usually get the opposite lol

Or "polite and respectful" then has a massive hissy fit and becomes abusive when you politely say you're not interested!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jog on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Genuine professional.

As opposed to fake amateur??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No bi men (when she is bi)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only here to chat with my mates.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am not online all the time, its just cause am using my smart phone

No face pic deleted/blocked , Dont expect mine.

If you are under 8" cock, 6' tall dont get get in touch.

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By *lentyoffun40Couple
over a year ago

Lancashire

Kiss pass or fuck ??

Help I need a cuddle . My gold fish has died ... Awwww sorry to hear that .. Sending you virtual hugs and here's some virtual chocolate ! ....

Do women like 6 packs ? ..( From guys who have a great pack but nowt else to talk about) yawn

Rate the person above you

Bareback sex????

Need some more ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not meeting at the moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi I love your profile...

Then go on to say the total opposite! X

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By *ingjayMan
over a year ago

exeter

The most used phrase has got to be 'no single guys' or 'no face pic no reply' or ' put rectal rabbit anal boobs in subject line so I know you've read my profile'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Block and move on

It's what filters are for

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Are they real?

(and yes, 4-5 times a week on average)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I don't bite...much!" "

Or " we won't bite unless you want us to"

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By *RYBBWCouple
over a year ago

Leeds.

"Genuine single male".

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By *estEndGentMan
over a year ago

London

"Well what can I say about this person that hasn't already been said..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please write XXX on your message heading if you've read this far.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Not new to this, was here before as one half of a couple but now play alone with hubby's permission

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If you've been here over a year with no verifications I'm not interested

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hey I was just flicking through profiles and I seen yours :D

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

NO SINGLE GUYS !!! We know where you are if we're looking for one lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My block list is getting longer by the minute, can't people read? !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

We don't respond to winks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I get 100's of messages so if I don't reply don't take it personally, you're just not for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Single men we will find you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hubby likes to film so if you're camera shy you're not for us

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm not into email ping pong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hubby a screaming gay but can keep his hands to himself....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I won't meet after one email

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I like spontaneous meets

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I have a life outside Fab and won't meet at the drop of a hat

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

VWE only

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still looking for that elusive bi fem

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Not bothered about cock size, it's the person attached to it that counts

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This is not a sex site

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

not my type...again...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This is a sex site, if you want a connection go join a dating site

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

Total profile re-write.....!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not looking for single men, will find one when we need one..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just because I'm on here doesn't mean I'm desperate

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Must be shaven down below

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Prefer my men natural so if you're shaved pass me by

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I've had a few kids so if skinny minnies are your thing pass me by

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By *oulou45Woman
over a year ago

Bucks

Got any more pics ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't pass them by

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Single male.... I'm in a relationship my girlfriend knows!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honestly our car has broken down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Treat with respect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we are a sexy attractive fit couple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

do not miss out on the man/female

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

'He has a suckable cock'

Meaningless!!

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By *Brinksy xxWoman
over a year ago

Halesowen

I've just come across your profile...

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

Sucks like a Dyson

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By *tupidityDictatesWoman
over a year ago

Hertfordshire

Love to lick pussy for hours and hours..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This user has hidden their profile.

Why?? It's not a profile it's a blank page !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can breathe through his ears

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please put "jackanoryballamorybednobsandbroomsticksfollowtheyellowbrickroadtopgunthehuetlebeansontoastanalsexbananasporridgeandcroissants" in your message subject heading to prove you've read the profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 04/02/14 17:40:28]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bareback your thoughts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How's you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just came across your profile...not literally lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm not playing at the moment. Just looking

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Been here before, different username. Anyone who met me before feel free to veri me again.

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By *uzzybeWoman
over a year ago

Darlington

"'Bin hear a week an not ad a shag. Waz wrong wiv mi profile?'"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm surprised nobody said "fancy a fuck" yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'sorry your not for us'

ohh seems that's just what I see a lot , lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sydney chuffin University !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Their lost....... "

that's why I have a sat nav lol

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

I do bareback but im std free lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not looking for single guys but if we are we will find u

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

lost my mojo

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By *he Gentleman CallerMan
over a year ago

Southampton

"Treat her with respect"..is top of my cliché pile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

User no longer on site

- can be seen after controversial posting in the forums!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Deleted profile 'by mistake'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Leave me alone you creepy pervert"

Can't just be me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Leave me alone you creepy pervert"

Can't just be me? "

Hmmmmm.....you wanna bet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Leave me alone you creepy pervert"

Can't just be me?

Hmmmmm.....you wanna bet

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

You won't be disappointed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You won't be disappointed."

Damn, I used this one with you...

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

[Removed by poster at 04/02/14 20:45:02]

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By *oublesixesMan
over a year ago

Corby

"Sydney chuffin University !!

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

Lol!

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

I've just gotta say say your.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha these are great... Hell I'm guilty of a couple of them but I've also had

- how big are your tits in almost every message!!!

- are you wet

-any more sexy pics

-pleaseeeeeee add me as a friend

- lets fuck

-you make me so horny

-my cock is so hard for you

-why must you be so far away (it really is a shame sometimes lol)

- where's hubby right now

These are the most common I get on a regular basis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks for last night... you know who you are

yeah righto!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

My wife knows all about my fab membership but is otherwise engaged etc. I can sometimes accom, especially if you can forensically remove all evidence of any female having been in our bed.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

My wife knows all about my fab membership but is otherwise engaged etc. I can sometimes accom, especially if you can forensically remove all evidence of any female having been in our bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"forumite"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like minded people

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By *enandlisaCouple
over a year ago

Burnley'ish

"I will not meet alone.....hubby will only watch or join in if asked"

Seen often on "single female" profiles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's the verification cliches that make me roll my eyes:

Tasty cock / suckable cock [WTF?]

Sorry about the sheets hun

He / she certainly knows what he's/she's doing [oh are they are a master thatcher??]

Dressed to please

I'm sure there are so many more!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

MMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FOR THOSE TO STUPID TO UNDERSTAND: NO SINGLE MALES!!

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By *athylacyTV/TS
over a year ago

Maidstone

Does what it says in the tin

(Or am I thinking of Amazon product re_iews here....?)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been on before. Can't stay away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would love to suck you off. From a straight guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has a great tool and knows how to use it.....

WTF... ha ha I would hope every man knows how to use his "tool"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only genuine people, no timewasters please! "
Is a phrase any more redundant than this? Hardly likely to put off a timewaster is it? How about a site just for genuine timewasters?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in a hotel near you

I'm in a lorry pulled over for the night

What size are they?

Love your profile, I think we want the same thing (sex site, think we all want the same thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

heavy cummer

can go for hours

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By *rbigstuff_71Man
over a year ago

Colorado Springs

No Fakes Or Flakes / or my least favorite of all~ No SM's if we want u we will contact you?!? "Selfish!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" I know I'm out your age range but"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"White people only".

Which I take to also include white Africans, white Asians......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only genuine people, no timewasters please! Is a phrase any more redundant than this? Hardly likely to put off a timewaster is it? How about a site just for genuine timewasters?"

How about all genuine time wasters putting GTW in their Fab name? Then they could do the winding up but the others will know they will not turn up?

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