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By *tasia OP   Couple
over a year ago

West Bromwich

Just starting our own private little message thread, we can update every so often. As a club we take many calls during the day, here's a few of the better ones, as and when they occur.

I am in Southampton, are you close?

What services do your ladies provide?

I am looking at your website now, where are you?

5am: What time do you shut?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol how tempting is it to give daft answers?

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

might just phone and see if i can get onto this thread lol

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Tempted to leave a "I recently frequented your establishment and may have left my balls and beard behind!" message now!

A

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By *tasia OP   Couple
over a year ago

West Bromwich


"Tempted to leave a "I recently frequented your establishment and may have left my balls and beard behind!" message now!

A"

Oh dear, have I suggested hell by any chance. Obi calling me at 5am asking for his balls back !!

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Tempted to leave a "I recently frequented your establishment and may have left my balls and beard behind!" message now!

A Oh dear, have I suggested hell by any chance. Obi calling me at 5am asking for his balls back !! "

At least he isn't asking for the afro

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By *tasia OP   Couple
over a year ago

West Bromwich


"Tempted to leave a "I recently frequented your establishment and may have left my balls and beard behind!" message now!

A Oh dear, have I suggested hell by any chance. Obi calling me at 5am asking for his balls back !!

At least he isn't asking for the afro"

Saw that the next morning in the skip, was quite amusing sight, dripping in Red Bull, two used durex as ears, and a deflated balloon nose......or was that how it ended up before it went in the skip??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

least someone didnt phone and beg to be let in in case her id was missing

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Tempted to leave a "I recently frequented your establishment and may have left my balls and beard behind!" message now!

A Oh dear, have I suggested hell by any chance. Obi calling me at 5am asking for his balls back !!

At least he isn't asking for the afroSaw that the next morning in the skip, was quite amusing sight, dripping in Red Bull, two used durex as ears, and a deflated balloon nose......or was that how it ended up before it went in the skip?? "

I wondered what he was doing when I went off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Diid anyone find my elephant ears willy warmer?

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By *tasia OP   Couple
over a year ago

West Bromwich


"Diid anyone find my elephant ears willy warmer? "
Did it look like a beard??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Diid anyone find my elephant ears willy warmer? Did it look like a beard?? "

No but it was a very tight fit

Even when I'm cold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Duh....does it get busy?

How many people do you get in there?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I've never been to _tasia, but judging by the positive comments I've read about both the establishment and the owners, it's on my 'to do' list now.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Just starting our own private little message thread, we can update every so often. As a club we take many calls during the day, here's a few of the better ones, as and when they occur.

I am in Southampton, are you close?

What services do your ladies provide?

I am looking at your website now, where are you?

5am: What time do you shut?

"

So where are you and what services do your ladies provide?

For that matter, does Paul provide any "services" There's a queue forming in case!

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By *tasia OP   Couple
over a year ago

West Bromwich


"

So where are you and what services do your ladies provide?

For that matter, does Paul provide any "services" There's a queue forming in case!"

Gulp

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"

So where are you and what services do your ladies provide?

For that matter, does Paul provide any "services" There's a queue forming in case!

Gulp "

Your name came up a few times in the 'Bugger fuck, the social' thread.

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By *tasia OP   Couple
over a year ago

West Bromwich


"

So where are you and what services do your ladies provide?

For that matter, does Paul provide any "services" There's a queue forming in case!

Gulp

Your name came up a few times in the 'Bugger fuck, the social' thread. "

Oops.

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"

So where are you and what services do your ladies provide?

For that matter, does Paul provide any "services" There's a queue forming in case!

Gulp

Your name came up a few times in the 'Bugger fuck, the social' thread. Oops. "

Yep! That outfit just got us ladies very hot under the collar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having second thoughts about setting up the PHUKT info line now !!

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By *tasia OP   Couple
over a year ago

West Bromwich


"Having second thoughts about setting up the PHUKT info line now !! "
PMSL thought we already were!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two words "dogging loft" best fun we gave ever had

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By *tasia OP   Couple
over a year ago

West Bromwich

Will my library card do as ID?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've never been to _tasia, but judging by the positive comments I've read about both the establishment and the owners, it's on my 'to do' list now. "

U deffo should go there - it's brill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can i call and ask for my cock sock back?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can i have the jacuzzi to myself please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"can i have the jacuzzi to myself please "

I did on Sunday, for over an hour

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By *tasia OP   Couple
over a year ago

West Bromwich


"can i have the jacuzzi to myself please

I did on Sunday, for over an hour "

That's only because the Fet lot scared you to death Lee

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I've never been to _tasia, but judging by the positive comments I've read about both the establishment and the owners, it's on my 'to do' list now. "

*Huff* And there was you claiming you rarely leave Brighton!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"can i have the jacuzzi to myself please

I did on Sunday, for over an hour That's only because the Fet lot scared you to death Lee "

Ooooo is this service open to everyone then?? Lol

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"can i have the jacuzzi to myself please

I did on Sunday, for over an hour That's only because the Fet lot scared you to death Lee

Ooooo is this service open to everyone then?? Lol "

Scaring Lee to death by being a deviant? I hope so because it sounds like fun!

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Can i call and ask for my cock sock back?

"

How will they recognize it? Does it have toes?

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"Can i call and ask for my cock sock back?

How will they recognize it? Does it have toes? "

Yep...only 2...he's a Smurf

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By *tasia OP   Couple
over a year ago

West Bromwich


"Can i call and ask for my cock sock back?

How will they recognize it? Does it have toes?

Yep...only 2...he's a Smurf "

So do camels

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

What's the number so I can leave a message?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"can i have the jacuzzi to myself please

I did on Sunday, for over an hour That's only because the Fet lot scared you to death Lee "

Yeah, the jacuzzi was a great place to escape to, water and elictric don't mix luckily

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"can i have the jacuzzi to myself please

I did on Sunday, for over an hour That's only because the Fet lot scared you to death Lee

Ooooo is this service open to everyone then?? Lol

Scaring Lee to death by being a deviant? I hope so because it sounds like fun! "

It was certainly a different way to end the weekend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"can i have the jacuzzi to myself please

I did on Sunday, for over an hour That's only because the Fet lot scared you to death Lee "

i need to go to one of those events

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Relaxing in the jacuzzi on my own would be heaven

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I'd prefer to relax in the jacuzzi with a hot man to massage my shoulders.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd prefer to relax in the jacuzzi with a hot man to massage my shoulders. "

yep, so I might need to amend my want lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd prefer to relax in the jacuzzi with a hot man to massage my shoulders.

yep, so I might need to amend my want lol "

and a cock in my mouth

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