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"Pardon my ignorance, but how does a hand fit in there? Lube and all that, I can imagine, but does it 'close' back properly afterwards? lol" no prob for the odd time, more regular will often cause a prolapse, and medical intervention is needed, hence the term rosebud, catholics used anal sex in stead of contraception, mnay women in their 70's and above have problems with incontinence because their arse was used for sex. | |||
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"How easy did her fist go in? I haven't got to the whole fist point with my willing fistee and we spent half an hour on it. Maybe I have huge hands " It takes plenty of lube but I already used big toys so didn't take too much. | |||
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"Pardon my ignorance, but how does a hand fit in there? Lube and all that, I can imagine, but does it 'close' back properly afterwards? lol no prob for the odd time, more regular will often cause a prolapse, and medical intervention is needed, hence the term rosebud, catholics used anal sex in stead of contraception, mnay women in their 70's and above have problems with incontinence because their arse was used for sex." I have found that I close back up fine. I suppose the trouble would be if I always wanted to go bigger and bigger. Have you any more advice. | |||
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"Pardon my ignorance, but how does a hand fit in there? Lube and all that, I can imagine, but does it 'close' back properly afterwards? lol no prob for the odd time, more regular will often cause a prolapse, and medical intervention is needed, hence the term rosebud, catholics used anal sex in stead of contraception, mnay women in their 70's and above have problems with incontinence because their arse was used for sex." where did you get this information? What about men whose arses get used for sex? | |||
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"Maybe its just me but ive never really fancied shoving my hand inside a blokes rectum " You'll never make a vet with that attitude | |||
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"Maybe its just me but ive never really fancied shoving my hand inside a blokes rectum " I tried it and wouldn't recommend it. As it went past the elbow I suddenly felt very ill indeed. Never again! | |||
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"Maybe its just me but ive never really fancied shoving my hand inside a blokes rectum I tried it and wouldn't recommend it. As it went past the elbow I suddenly felt very ill indeed. Never again!" Past the elbow... Holy cow. That made my eyes water. | |||
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"Maybe its just me but ive never really fancied shoving my hand inside a blokes rectum I tried it and wouldn't recommend it. As it went past the elbow I suddenly felt very ill indeed. Never again! Past the elbow... Holy cow. That made my eyes water." I only have little hands and arms and he was very experienced (talk of vacuum cleaner tubey sucky things - what are they called?) but it was all soooo wrong..... | |||
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"Pardon my ignorance, but how does a hand fit in there? Lube and all that, I can imagine, but does it 'close' back properly afterwards? lol no prob for the odd time, more regular will often cause a prolapse, and medical intervention is needed, hence the term rosebud, catholics used anal sex in stead of contraception, mnay women in their 70's and above have problems with incontinence because their arse was used for sex. where did you get this information? What about men whose arses get used for sex? " being on the gay scene for 40 yrs you learn, for info just google anal sex, the dangers. or prolapse | |||
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"Maybe its just me but ive never really fancied shoving my hand inside a blokes rectum You'll never make a vet with that attitude" What....vets go around fisting men?!?!? | |||
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"Maybe its just me but ive never really fancied shoving my hand inside a blokes rectum " You wouldn't shove your hand into a bloke's rectum but you would inside a woman's rectum? Is it cleaner or does it better? | |||
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"Maybe its just me but ive never really fancied shoving my hand inside a blokes rectum You wouldn't shove your hand into a bloke's rectum but you would inside a woman's rectum? Is it cleaner or does it better? " Would I? The reason I specifically referred to a bloke was because it was a bloke who posted the thread Each to their own of course tho | |||
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"Maybe its just me but ive never really fancied shoving my hand inside a blokes rectum You wouldn't shove your hand into a bloke's rectum but you would inside a woman's rectum? Is it cleaner or does it better? " ..or does it smell better* ... oops | |||
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" but does it 'close' back properly afterwards? lol" Why does that question conjour up the image of a yawning hippo? | |||
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"Maybe its just me but ive never really fancied shoving my hand inside a blokes rectum You wouldn't shove your hand into a bloke's rectum but you would inside a woman's rectum? Is it cleaner or does it better? ..or does it smell better* ... oops" I know there are some oddballs on this site but you my friend take first prize with that one | |||
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"Maybe its just me but ive never really fancied shoving my hand inside a blokes rectum You wouldn't shove your hand into a bloke's rectum but you would inside a woman's rectum? Is it cleaner or does it better? ..or does it smell better* ... oops I know there are some oddballs on this site but you my friend take first prize with that one " ...and how have I deserved the merite? PS: I am not your friend | |||
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"Maybe its just me but ive never really fancied shoving my hand inside a blokes rectum You wouldn't shove your hand into a bloke's rectum but you would inside a woman's rectum? Is it cleaner or does it better? ..or does it smell better* ... oops I know there are some oddballs on this site but you my friend take first prize with that one ...and how have I deserved the merite? PS: I am not your friend" Thank goodness for that | |||
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" but does it 'close' back properly afterwards? lol Why does that question conjour up the image of a yawning hippo?" because rectums have square teeth? | |||
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"While driving down the motorway the other day (going a little faster than I should have been) I passed under a bridge only to see a copper on the other side with a radar gun. The cop pulled me over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronizing smirk, asked "Runway too short?" To which I replied, "I'm late for work." He asked, "And just what do you do?" "I'm a rectum stretcher," I responded. The copper was surprised and confused. "A what? A rectum stretcher?? And just what the hell does a rectum stretcher do?" "Well," I said," I start by inserting one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four. Then with my whole hand in, work side to side until I can get both hands in, then I slowly but surely stretch the hole until it's about six feet." Then the copper asked questioningly and cautiously, "And just what do you do with a six-foot arsehole?" To which I politely replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge." Couldn't resist. " Pmfsl | |||
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"Pardon my ignorance, but how does a hand fit in there? Lube and all that, I can imagine, but does it 'close' back properly afterwards? lol no prob for the odd time, more regular will often cause a prolapse, and medical intervention is needed, hence the term rosebud, catholics used anal sex in stead of contraception, mnay women in their 70's and above have problems with incontinence because their arse was used for sex. where did you get this information? What about men whose arses get used for sex? being on the gay scene for 40 yrs you learn, for info just google anal sex, the dangers. or prolapse" I have. I was wondering why you only mentioned 70 yr old women | |||
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"Pardon my ignorance, but how does a hand fit in there? Lube and all that, I can imagine, but does it 'close' back properly afterwards? lol no prob for the odd time, more regular will often cause a prolapse, and medical intervention is needed, hence the term rosebud, catholics used anal sex in stead of contraception, mnay women in their 70's and above have problems with incontinence because their arse was used for sex. where did you get this information? What about men whose arses get used for sex? being on the gay scene for 40 yrs you learn, for info just google anal sex, the dangers. or prolapse I have. I was wondering why you only mentioned 70 yr old women " In research that I did for my studies back in the 1980's women born before 1950 presented with prolapse, homosexuality being illegal, men didn't come forward in the same numbers, and the link to religion was the most common reason given for anal sex. | |||
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"Pardon my ignorance, but how does a hand fit in there? Lube and all that, I can imagine, but does it 'close' back properly afterwards? lol no prob for the odd time, more regular will often cause a prolapse, and medical intervention is needed, hence the term rosebud, catholics used anal sex in stead of contraception, mnay women in their 70's and above have problems with incontinence because their arse was used for sex. where did you get this information? What about men whose arses get used for sex? being on the gay scene for 40 yrs you learn, for info just google anal sex, the dangers. or prolapse I have. I was wondering why you only mentioned 70 yr old women In research that I did for my studies back in the 1980's women born before 1950 presented with prolapse, homosexuality being illegal, men didn't come forward in the same numbers, and the link to religion was the most common reason given for anal sex." I forgot about homosexuality being illegal back then. I have been looking on medical websites recently which made ne wonder if these women were willing | |||
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