A glass of wine or two helps to lower the inhibitions, but no more.
Had a meet once where we decided to get rid of a load of old bottles of wine in the cellar. If it was good we'd drink it and if not to empty the contents down the sink. I withdrew the cork from the first bottle and poured the contents down the sink with the exception of one glass each, which we drank. I then withdrew the cork from the second bottle and did likewise with it, with the exception of one glass, which we drank. I then withdrew the cork from the third bottle and poured the wine down the sink which I drank. I pulled the cork from the fourth bottle down the sink and poured the bottle down the glass, which I drank. I pulled the bottle from the cork of the next and drank one sink out of it, and threw the rest down the glass. I pulled the sink out of the next glass and poured the cork down the bottle. Then I corked the sink with the glass, bottled the drink and drank the pour. When I had everything emptied, I steadied the house with one hand, counted the glasses, corks, bottles, and sinks with the other, which were twent-nine, and as the houses came by I counted them again, and finally I had all the houses in one bottle, which I drank. I'm not under tha affluence of incohol as some tinkle peep I am. I'm not half as thunk as you might drink. I fool so feelish I don't know who is me, and the d*unker I stand here, the longer I get....
Seriously, we had a meet some while ago where all 3 of us didn't realise how much we'd had until none of us could perform properly in the bedroom.
Lesson learned!
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Kate always has "few" to loosen up 
