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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

S here, I have my new cock upgrade )))) and it's massive, 12inches massive ))))) and I can't wait for J to be on the receiving end, it's feel fantastic to hold and hangs down the inside of my legs it's that heavy. But first I'm gonna stick it to the fridge and test drive it ))))))

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" "

What he said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sense

This makes none

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

What he said "

A little scared but excited too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sense

This makes none"

Makes perfect sense to us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But first I'm gonna stick it to the fridge and test drive it ))))))"

Does it say 'Keep refrigerated' on the packet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

DEEP freeze x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" "

You want one don't you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has anyone any idea what he's talking about?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Female talking about a new strap on with detachable cock thatbahs a sucker mount

Would be my guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

someone needs to have their prescription renewed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Female talking about a new strap on with detachable cock thatbahs a sucker mount

Would be my guess"

Has to be??

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)


"Sense

This makes none"

As a famous sleuth might say, if my deductions are correct my dear Dr Watson, the appendage is question is being wielded by the Lady of this couple, her other half it seems is going to be on the receiving end of the frosty 12" icicle after the Lady has had a test drive,

If I ve misrepresented or misinterpreted the above please contact Mr s Holmes of 221 baker street,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've deduced the male would be test driving it before the female gets to strap it on

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sense

This makes none

As a famous sleuth might say, if my deductions are correct my dear Dr Watson, the appendage is question is being wielded by the Lady of this couple, her other half it seems is going to be on the receiving end of the frosty 12" icicle after the Lady has had a test drive,

If I ve misrepresented or misinterpreted the above please contact Mr s Holmes of 221 baker street,"

You are completely correct I am the female half, I'm simple terms I bought a new 12 inch dildo for my harness

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've deduced the male would be test driving it before the female gets to strap it on"

The female is gonna test drive it herself first

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Police in Liverpool are appealing for witnesses, after Frosty the snowmans massive appendage was brutally chopped off at the base. A photo fit of a suspected anal thrill seeker will shortly be published.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But first I'm gonna stick it to the fridge and test drive it ))))))

Does it say 'Keep refrigerated' on the packet?"

I thought she meant she wants to f**k the fridge - now that's kinky!!

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

I read it as Mrs was going to do Mr with her new strapon after chilling it in the fridge.

Now I'm not sure if it's me that's being dense or everyone else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think she typed the thread with it

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"I read it as Mrs was going to do Mr with her new strapon after chilling it in the fridge.

Now I'm not sure if it's me that's being dense or everyone else "

I hope so. I want to see photos.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Pmsl I'm gonna use it on Mr, it's a harness dildo but also with a suction cup, so tonight I'm going to stick it to the fridge and back myself onto it and the rest you can imagine

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Pmsl I'm gonna use it on Mr, it's a harness dildo but also with a suction cup, so tonight I'm going to stick it to the fridge and back myself onto it and the rest you can imagine "

Take photos?!?! Pleeeeeese?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pmsl I'm gonna use it on Mr, it's a harness dildo but also with a suction cup, so tonight I'm going to stick it to the fridge and back myself onto it and the rest you can imagine

Take photos?!?! Pleeeeeese? "

I will don't you worry, shame we can't upload videos on here too!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't wait lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pmsl I'm gonna use it on Mr, it's a harness dildo but also with a suction cup, so tonight I'm going to stick it to the fridge and back myself onto it and the rest you can imagine "

So technically the fridge is going to stick it to you, and I thought fucking the fridge was kinky?!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pmsl I'm gonna use it on Mr, it's a harness dildo but also with a suction cup, so tonight I'm going to stick it to the fridge and back myself onto it and the rest you can imagine

So technically the fridge is going to stick it to you, and I thought fucking the fridge was kinky?!!"

I suppose the fridge is gonna give it to me yes ) quite excited, never had a fridge before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As opposed to other household electricals??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"As opposed to other household electricals??"

Hahaha I'm not that brave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Washer next?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Washer next?"

Hey good ideas, stick the dick to it while it's on a spin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

GENIUS

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