FabSwingers.com forum: pooning?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

not a typo.

anyone heard of this/tried it?

explanation taken from urban dictionary below.

Basically, an act of love between a consenting couple, where the male makes his female partner seriously moist, while she is still wearing knickers/thong (cotton gusset recommended). Then, remove pants/thong and either dry naturally or accellerate the process with a hair drier. While maintaining the romantic mood, scrape the dried minge goo from the pants/thong with a razor blade. Use razor blade to finulate. Roll up a bank note, and snort vaginal gold. Wait 5 minutes for an intense aphrodisiac hit. May be used as a supplement for viagra.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ffs!

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

"not a typo.

anyone heard of this/tried it?

explanation taken from urban dictionary below.

hahahahahaha! I love the urban dictionary!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think the romantic mood died at 'minge goo'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seems like an awful lot of hard work when you could just bury your face in a wet pussy and get an instant "hit"!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love the part about 'maintaining the romatic mood'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was getting excited until the minge goo!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think the romantic mood died at 'minge goo'

Ditto

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By *igax2001Man
over a year ago

midlands

Ffs I am sure it would be easier to buy drugs !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think the romantic mood died at 'minge goo'

Ditto

must say, almost as sure to kill the mood as screaming to your missus to 'get ready to take my cock snot'

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By *hampagneAfterpartyCouple
over a year ago

Snorting minge goo?

. Brilliant!

What's the street value? I see my first million coming my way!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think the romantic mood died at 'minge goo'

Ditto

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Snorting minge goo?

. Brilliant!

What's the street value? I see my first million coming my way!

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

I may suggest this to a vanilla mate of mine who has performance issues, I'll thank you on his behalf op

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seems like an awful lot of hard work when you could just bury your face in a wet pussy and get an instant "hit"!!!!"

Well said! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just when you think youve read it all a Gem like this pops up.

More complicated than splitting the atom by the seems of it. I will keep on just licking pussy i think .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think the romantic mood died at 'minge goo'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think the romantic mood died at 'minge goo'

Ditto

must say, almost as sure to kill the mood as screaming to your missus to 'get ready to take my cock snot'

That one nearly made me spit out my coffee!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol @ minge goo and cock snot

Any others? Fanny batter!

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"Seems like an awful lot of hard work when you could just bury your face in a wet pussy and get an instant "hit"!!!!"

Hahahaha!!! Of course but that means they'd actually have to give O xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My imagination runs riot now. If I dust such flakes (my own, of course) with (fool's) gold powder and gently attach them to canvas in intricate patterns, I could make a fortune with this poon-art. "Yoni's Own".

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By *ingjayMan
over a year ago

exeter

Does this mean I can stop going round museums and stealing all the think horns???

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By *eforfuncplCouple
over a year ago

Morecambe

But side effects .......... Any shit snorted will impair vision an leave with a nauseating smell and a bad head

Lmao

WTF !!! Lol xx

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Fabswingers forums - everything you ever wanted to know about sex and never dared to ask.....and a whole bunch of other stuff that you REALLY didn't need to know! Lol!

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By *ingjayMan
over a year ago

exeter

"Does this mean I can stop going round museums and stealing all the think horns???"

**rhino horns

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow, I thought I had done, seen or at least was aware of pretty much everything sexually but that is a new one.

Seems a bit comlicated and time consuming, maybe it is one for advance preparation so you don't go off the boil waiting for the "goo" to dry off!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

You don't actually need the knickers. You can just flambé it at source with a blow torch, then tuck straight in. Really makes them hot apparently.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See all you ladies are sitting on a gold mine . Wet it . Dry it . Sell it .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's the second time within 30 minutes someone mentions 'blowtorch'. Something going on here?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Snorting minge goo?

. Brilliant!

What's the street value? I see my first million coming my way!

Lol, this was my first thought

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You don't actually need the knickers. You can just flambé it at source with a blow torch, then tuck straight in. Really makes them hot apparently. "

That's doesn't make mingle goo, just minge singe

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"I think the romantic mood died at 'minge goo'

Ditto

Razor blade did it for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it works with semen as well I have a wank rag that could be worth millions

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"You don't actually need the knickers. You can just flambé it at source with a blow torch, then tuck straight in. Really makes them hot apparently.

That's doesn't make mingle goo, just minge singe "

Oh yea you need to shave first, else it goes up quicker than Michael Jackson's hair in a Pepsi ad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

with minge goo and cock snot being worth something...imagine the money we have all let slip through our fingers....

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By *r Mahogany70Man
over a year ago

Leicester

Another actual lol moment courtesy of the fab forums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Deffo works . I just snapped a corner of my wank rag and the dust alone gave me instant high

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"You don't actually need the knickers. You can just flambé it at source with a blow torch, then tuck straight in. Really makes them hot apparently.

That's doesn't make mingle goo, just minge singe "

Actually no, much as I hate to admit to having the thought, it makes minge brulee!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Another actual lol moment courtesy of the fab forums"

I thought it was about "spooning" , without any P......

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By *em4ejacWoman
over a year ago

Cougarville

Who has minge goo ?

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By *em4ejacWoman
over a year ago

Cougarville

Who has minge goo ?

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By *ohohoWoman
over a year ago

Up North

It's not the 1st of April is it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And I thought I knew every sexually deviant word in the book. Learning about pooning has made my day!

Can't wait to tell my mates in the pub about my new word.

Won't tell them where I learnt it though!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just when you think youve read it all a Gem like this pops up.

More complicated than splitting the atom by the seems of it. I will keep on just licking pussy i think ."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We like 'pooning' but we love a good 'monkey face', so much more light hearted and beards are sexy at the moment too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's up there with 'Munging'

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By *leasures4Couple
over a year ago

East midlands

This has to be the best thread so far for comedy value. Not just the OP but the comments too! Can't stop chuckling here...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This has to be the best thread so far for comedy value. Not just the OP but the comments too! Can't stop chuckling here...

A 'monkey face' may stop your hilarity, look it up in Urban Dictionary.....

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By *sagent81Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"I think the romantic mood died at 'minge goo'

Hang on luv let me get the hair dryer on ya! Need to dry this minge goo so I can snort it....

Would that not impress?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I guess the resultant odour is where the phrase "Poon Tang" derives itself from!

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By *habsMan
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex

The mood disappeared at "razor"

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By *entfootloverMan
over a year ago

Sevenoaks

"Seems like an awful lot of hard work when you could just bury your face in a wet pussy and get an instant "hit"!!!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too funny

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

One week it was 'felching', recently it was 'dredging' and today it's 'pooning'.

I'm learning!

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By *leasures4Couple
over a year ago

East midlands

"This has to be the best thread so far for comedy value. Not just the OP but the comments too! Can't stop chuckling here...

A 'monkey face' may stop your hilarity, look it up in Urban Dictionary.....

It gets worse...haha! Please don't give me a monkey face....

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

BE WARNED -...you must cut the dried goo with some shit or it will blow your brains out.

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

"This has to be the best thread so far for comedy value. Not just the OP but the comments too! Can't stop chuckling here...

A 'monkey face' may stop your hilarity, look it up in Urban Dictionary.....

Between that an munging ewwwwwwwww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Google just announced that pooning is in the top 100 searches lol,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This has to be the best thread so far for comedy value. Not just the OP but the comments too! Can't stop chuckling here...

A 'monkey face' may stop your hilarity, look it up in Urban Dictionary.....

Between that an munging ewwwwwwwww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you get more of a 'High' if you do it with dried skid-marks ?

XXXX

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

"Do you get more of a 'High' if you do it with dried skid-marks ?

XXXX"
.,. Thats just silly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Too funny

Teehee. Chuckling away here too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One week it was 'felching', recently it was 'dredging' and today it's 'pooning'.

I'm learning!

Wish I could unlearn those

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By *oasterCockbumMan
over a year ago

Highway 61

Hahahahahaha ....... superb ......

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By *hris n AnnaCouple
over a year ago

edinburghish

Sitting here giggling at the fab comments ... any more pearls of sexual wisdom ? .

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By *oasterCockbumMan
over a year ago

Highway 61

The mind now bogles at wot percentage of £20 notes now test positive fur minge goo ?? .......

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By *aveyXMan
over a year ago

high wycombe

Instead of fumbling with the hairdryer, simply hang the said garments on a hot light bulb. This has the added bonus of creating mood lighting, and can be sub categorised as Lamp-pooning.

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By *anxfrankMan
over a year ago

isle of man

Minge goo fuckin love it mate classic line.

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By *amie0151Man
over a year ago

Wallasey

"not a typo.

anyone heard of this/tried it?

explanation taken from urban dictionary below.

Urban Dictionary... sounds more like Roger's Profanisaurus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The mind now bogles at wot percentage of £20 notes now test positive fur minge goo ?? .......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You don't actually need the knickers. You can just flambé it at source with a blow torch, then tuck straight in. Really makes them hot apparently.

That's doesn't make mingle goo, just minge singe

Actually no, much as I hate to admit to having the thought, it makes minge brulee!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive just been released from prison due to selling minge goo. Having no hairdryer got me knicked, had 40 pair of used knickers drying on the radiator.

made a few quid in jail selling bollock salt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"not a typo.

anyone heard of this/tried it?

explanation taken from urban dictionary below.

Get a grip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ffs!

Oh def a F F S

Pmdl

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Deffo works . I just snapped a corner of my wank rag and the dust alone gave me instant high

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a Victorian or Edwardian group called the Bosham pooners,,near Chichester..

they were known for sniffing lady's saddles!!!

I think bicycles, but it could have been horse saddles,

thinking about it!! Any women ride a horse or bike?????? Xx lol nathan

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By *uzzybeWoman
over a year ago

Darlington

"I think the romantic mood died at 'minge goo'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Minge goo, nearly as bad as fanny batter !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"not a typo.

anyone heard of this/tried it?

explanation taken from urban dictionary below.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

i think we are missing a marketing opportunity .. minge goo ... or as i like to call it .. yuckult

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think the romantic mood died at 'minge goo'

LOL

seriously though what's next? ground up tiger willy? people believe anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha what?!?! Who would go through all that and some of the wording...Eww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol @ minge goo and cock snot

Any others? Fanny batter! "

pram fat

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By *4tCouple
over a year ago

warrington

just scrape the sheets the morning after a good session lol

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe

is this what they put in mingestrone soup?

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By *lleyCat1969Man
over a year ago

Folkestone

"not a typo.

anyone heard of this/tried it?

explanation taken from urban dictionary below.

Blimey! How have I got this far in my life without trying this? Quite easily, actually.

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