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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well what is the naughtiest thing you have done?.

My hubby went on friends reunited and a couple we lived next door to 6 years ago in York sent us an mail .We ended up chatting to them via what we had then which was msn. Anyway one evening we were on this site and our msn popped up it was Rob and sally our ex neighbours again . They said "on lates guys what you up to "I simply said "oh just looking at naughty sites lol expecting them to laugh it off but they came back with ooh tell us more lol" so after a little discussion I sent them a linq to this site and a few others but at the same time we were under the impression they were simply having a little flirt and laugh .

We heard nothing until 3 evenings later and put it down to ooops they were not amused .

That evening 3 days later our msn popped up and it was the hubby, mine asked if he was ok to which Rob replied ?yes , we looked at those sites bit naughty arnt they you on them? we thought well we are now 300 miles plus away we had nothing to lose or be embarrassed amount so said "yep"Rob came back and asked us can we see ?and asked for a linq we sent it and again we heard nothing until the next night .

Rob then came back and asked what we did and how long we had been doing it we told him to which he replied we always thought you looked the type lol .

My hubby then came straight out with it and said does it interest you two? they replied we have looked at different sites etc but not dabbled .Hubby then went in to detail of what we like and asked if they would like a few pics. It went silent for an hour, we then had an email which simply said "go on then".

Hubby sent 4 pics of us with our kits off, a few minutes later 4 came back and their was a lovely ex rather shy attractive neighbours 10 years our junior with their kits off now that got me very wet and hubby extremely hard .

It took 3 weeks and a few more emails before we indulged in some filthy cam fun and this has continued for a while on and off . Highly unlikely they will meet as I think we are their little secret . So guys friends reunited has benefits , anyone else had the same experience?.

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

I put a wet teaspoon I'd stirred my tea with back in the sugar bowl. I live on the fucking edge me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I put a wet teaspoon I'd stirred my tea with back in the sugar bowl. I live on the fucking edge me. "

What a scoundrel, I stuck my tongue out at an Old lady once.

OP I love what happened with you.

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By *aith boyMan
over a year ago

Worthing

here we go again !!!.. a really great story then the thread gets taken over by very weak humour !!.. isnt there a site for people like that ?...lets keep it horny.. mods....?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"here we go again !!!.. a really great story then the thread gets taken over by very weak humour !!.. isnt there a site for people like that ?...lets keep it horny.. mods....?"

You'll notice I did refer to the OPs great message.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"here we go again !!!.. a really great story then the thread gets taken over by very weak humour !!.. isnt there a site for people like that ?...lets keep it horny.. mods....?"

So humour is not allowed?? It all has to be about sex so you can get your rocks off? There's a story and fantasy area you know??...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"here we go again !!!.. a really great story then the thread gets taken over by very weak humour !!.. isnt there a site for people like that ?...lets keep it horny.. mods....?"

Get a sense of humour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I put a wet teaspoon I'd stirred my tea with back in the sugar bowl. I live on the fucking edge me. "
It was the phrase 'fucking edge' that made me spit my water out

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Depends on your definition of naughty, but for me (was recently divorced and very vanilla), it was a gangbang with 8 marines... couldn't walk for nearly a week afterwards

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"here we go again !!!.. a really great story then the thread gets taken over by very weak humour !!.. isnt there a site for people like that ?...lets keep it horny.. mods....?"

any humour even 'weak' is better than a whinger..

why not add your own naughty story instead of having a moan..?

just a thought..

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By *aith boyMan
over a year ago

Worthing

i do contribute.. but the humour was very weak.. lets keep it horny.. not bad for a swinging site...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I met up with a woman I met in fab, went to reading for drinks and extras..

We were pitched in the corner of this little wine bar, on the end of the bar but out of the way...

As I'm ordering two champagne cocktail I felt a zip lob and bam the oldboy was out..

Best blow job I've ever had whilst this stunning 21 year old barmaid made my cocktails and was looking right at me..

To this day I don't know whether she could see the top of her head going up and down!

Fun times

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Humour, keep it folks we are lost with out it .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

But I must admit I am not shocked about the wet spoon in to the sugar bowl what else is a single guy to do.

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By *aith boyMan
over a year ago

Worthing

ok just me thinking the humour is weak..... lets keep the humour then... out voted!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well what is the naughtiest thing you have done?.

My hubby went on friends reunited and a couple we lived next door to 6 years ago in York sent us an mail .We ended up chatting to them via what we had then which was msn. Anyway one evening we were on this site and our msn popped up it was Rob and sally our ex neighbours again . They said "on lates guys what you up to "I simply said "oh just looking at naughty sites lol expecting them to laugh it off but they came back with ooh tell us more lol" so after a little discussion I sent them a linq to this site and a few others but at the same time we were under the impression they were simply having a little flirt and laugh .

We heard nothing until 3 evenings later and put it down to ooops they were not amused .

That evening 3 days later our msn popped up and it was the hubby, mine asked if he was ok to which Rob replied ?yes , we looked at those sites bit naughty arnt they you on them? we thought well we are now 300 miles plus away we had nothing to lose or be embarrassed amount so said "yep"Rob came back and asked us can we see ?and asked for a linq we sent it and again we heard nothing until the next night .

Rob then came back and asked what we did and how long we had been doing it we told him to which he replied we always thought you looked the type lol .

My hubby then came straight out with it and said does it interest you two? they replied we have looked at different sites etc but not dabbled .Hubby then went in to detail of what we like and asked if they would like a few pics. It went silent for an hour, we then had an email which simply said "go on then".

Hubby sent 4 pics of us with our kits off, a few minutes later 4 came back and their was a lovely ex rather shy attractive neighbours 10 years our junior with their kits off now that got me very wet and hubby extremely hard .

It took 3 weeks and a few more emails before we indulged in some filthy cam fun and this has continued for a while on and off . Highly unlikely they will meet as I think we are their little secret . So guys friends reunited has benefits , anyone else had the same experience?."

This sounds great that you introduced them to this lifestyle and they seem to enjoy it.

My naughtiest thing would be going for a sit down wee rather than standing but I think that's more of a treat than being naughty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ok just me thinking the humour is weak..... lets keep the humour then... out voted!

"

We'd be the dullest people ever if we didn't have humour!

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Probably the naughtiest thing is a toss up (no pun intended) between a woman sucking me off in the back of a car for the duration of the journey while her husband drove or getting involved in an impromptu 9some with 4 fab couples.

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By *immy AndrexCouple
over a year ago

OLDHAM

I wanked my ex girl friend off whilst stood at the bar, thinking nobody had noticed, when we turned we had a full audience watching with a final round of applause. LandLord asked same time again next week please.

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By *aith boyMan
over a year ago

Worthing

nope... the humour is good

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees


"My naughtiest thing would be going for a sit down wee rather than standing but I think that's more of a treat than being naughty."

A sit down wee is your treat. Naughty is going for a stand up shit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably being tied naked and blindfolded to a tree at a dogging location by a fb.

Still don't know to this day how many there was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Finger fkd my Mrs in the back of friends car. His Mrs in the passenger seat looked round and watched, then lifted her skirt and started playing with herself while my mate who was driving was calling us a bunck of dirty fuckers,lol

It was so horny and we all enjoyed it.

Another time I was fkn in a speed boat on Loch Lommond when after a while I never noticed we'd drifted near the shore where quite a few people could see us!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex in the bosses office of a law firm with one of the secretaries after hours. Had met her a few times and she had the key to the office because she was the last one out that night.

I hope there weren't any security cameras there - she kept her job so I'm guessing not.

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By *immy AndrexCouple
over a year ago

OLDHAM

Wiped my penis over someones cheese sandwich at work. A cheesy revenge !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...it was a gangbang with 8 marines... couldn't walk for nearly a week afterwards "

You are my IDOL!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once opened a whole weeks worth of chocolates on my advent calendar at once.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blow job in the back of my mates car from my then girlfriend, whilst my mate and his then girlfriend drove us home from a nightclub. Was definitely the quietest I've ever cum

To this day I wonder if they knew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blowjob on the fast lane of the M54.

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By *ingjayMan
over a year ago

exeter

Ztrated shagging me friends 19yr old daughter, introducing her to swinging and getting her hooked on going to swinging clubs......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well what is the naughtiest thing you have done?.

My hubby went on friends reunited and a couple we lived next door to 6 years ago in York sent us an mail .We ended up chatting to them via what we had then which was msn. Anyway one evening we were on this site and our msn popped up it was Rob and sally our ex neighbours again . They said "on lates guys what you up to "I simply said "oh just looking at naughty sites lol expecting them to laugh it off but they came back with ooh tell us more lol" so after a little discussion I sent them a linq to this site and a few others but at the same time we were under the impression they were simply having a little flirt and laugh .

We heard nothing until 3 evenings later and put it down to ooops they were not amused .

That evening 3 days later our msn popped up and it was the hubby, mine asked if he was ok to which Rob replied ?yes , we looked at those sites bit naughty arnt they you on them? we thought well we are now 300 miles plus away we had nothing to lose or be embarrassed amount so said "yep"Rob came back and asked us can we see ?and asked for a linq we sent it and again we heard nothing until the next night .

Rob then came back and asked what we did and how long we had been doing it we told him to which he replied we always thought you looked the type lol .

My hubby then came straight out with it and said does it interest you two? they replied we have looked at different sites etc but not dabbled .Hubby then went in to detail of what we like and asked if they would like a few pics. It went silent for an hour, we then had an email which simply said "go on then".

Hubby sent 4 pics of us with our kits off, a few minutes later 4 came back and their was a lovely ex rather shy attractive neighbours 10 years our junior with their kits off now that got me very wet and hubby extremely hard .

It took 3 weeks and a few more emails before we indulged in some filthy cam fun and this has continued for a while on and off . Highly unlikely they will meet as I think we are their little secret . So guys friends reunited has benefits , anyone else had the same experience?."

worst thing we have done is sit on your garden, peering through your window watching hubby wank for two hours while you do hat you do lol

or nicking milk, whichever you feel is more possibly truthful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wiped my penis over someones cheese sandwich at work. A cheesy revenge ! "

on a similar note

ex's mother said we werent to have sex under her roof, so we did

on her bed

and i wiped my cock on her mums pillow.

to this day i get a chuckle wondering if it stuck to her head in the morning lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oral during her period on a really d*unken night

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Today I have been out with a brown suede coat on an black boots a fashion crime of extreme naughtiness.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shagged my girlfriend in the unisex changing rooms of a swimming pool, with her family in the next cubicles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to drive trucks, (the female here) once I was with my co driver we were horny and I rode the gear stick with the engine running so it shook loads, I can't tell you how horny and amazing it felt I thoroughly recommend it x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My gf wanked me off sitting in a pub once. A strategically placed briefcase helped. Another time she sucked me through an open car window while I stood outside in a multi story sat lunchtime

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By *iggles and BeardyCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Hard to pick, but once at a club while we were enjoying play, lots of guys were watching, so wiggles simply turned around and did eeny Meeny miny mo...

Other time she enjoyed telling two guy that the fastest to find a condom got to fuck her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

slept with a friends 19 year old son. we still hook up now and then. lucky for me shes not a good friend lolol more a dance club mate. shed bloody kill both of us.

last week we went out clubbing and in walked her son....me and him spent all night trying to keep a straight face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Other time she enjoyed telling two guy that the fastest to find a condom got to fuck her."

May I use this? Funny as hell.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Other time she enjoyed telling two guy that the fastest to find a condom got to fuck her.

May I use this? Funny as hell. "

I'm gonna try this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Went to a "singles" club one evening in Cremorne Sydney and met up with a girl, danced etc and had a few drinks. She invited me back to her place and of course i went, would have been rude not too.

Long story short, i'm sat on sofa getting a blow job from her and the door opens and this guy comes in. I froze of course. She just looked up at me and said "dont worry he knows your'e here". After he moved behind her and pulled her skirt up and he banged her butt. I know this cos she told me what he was doing. Fuck it was wicked. So yeah, it was naughty but i felt so used. Loved it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably fucking in the disabled toilet of my old workplace during work hours. It took a while and I was late to a meeting...

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By *entfootloverMan
over a year ago

Sevenoaks


"I used to drive trucks, (the female here) once I was with my co driver we were horny and I rode the gear stick with the engine running so it shook loads, I can't tell you how horny and amazing it felt I thoroughly recommend it x"

Always wanted to see a woman do this. Hot to know it's not just my dirty male mind to think of this possibility haha

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By *bfoxxxMan
over a year ago

Crete or LANCASTER

Work, Xmas meal. One of the girls slipped under the table,crawled along and gave me an amazing bj and didn't waste a drop.

Naughty and nice.

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By *yLongJourneyMan
over a year ago

Lowestoft

nothing really, quite boring i am, just done the normal things, awaiting the day when something out of the ordinary will turn up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hard to pick, but once at a club while we were enjoying play, lots of guys were watching, so wiggles simply turned around and did eeny Meeny miny mo...

Other time she enjoyed telling two guy that the fastest to find a condom got to fuck her."

I bet they were scrambling over each other to get to the condom machine!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having sex with three different, unrated people in one day. I felt as bad as I felt good about it.

That & putting the "cleaning end" of my flat mate's toothbrush up my arse when he was pissing me off.

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By *uestandpinkCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Took mrs q out in just a coat to a few bars....with vibrating eggs in place and only her stockings on .....mmmm my fingers were rummaging all niite....one sxy nite that was...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Having sex with three different, unrated people in one day. I felt as bad as I felt good about it.

That & putting the "cleaning end" of my flat mate's toothbrush up my arse when he was pissing me off.

"

used to work with a guy that would 'bumhole' your pen if you left it unattended, and then laugh himself into hysterics when standing watching you chew the end of it.

that was one of the best places i have ever worked (and i never left a pen lying around after i saw him do it once lol)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Probably fucking in the disabled toilet of my old workplace during work hours. It took a while and I was late to a meeting... "

Did you use the disabled toilet because it was bigger than normal cubicles or because one of you was disabled? I know it shouldn't matter but details like that are important to me

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By *eakcoupleCouple
over a year ago

peak district

Him - having 'quickies' with a woman from his office in the shower room at work several years back; it was intended for people who cycled to work but was just fine for sex.

Her - enjoying GBs in the swings at clubs. R's first was VERY memorable.

Both of us - several memorable orgies, particularly an all-night one with about a dozen other couples to welcome in the New Year in 2011, including a nude "Old Lang Syne" between all the shagging!

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By *ymrocruMan
over a year ago

penygroes

Once walked int a croud of young girls 16 to 18 , i was only 17 at the time, holding a condom in my hand and said ok who is up for it, lucky me several jumped-up and said me. Got to fuck one of them, shame i didn't have more condom's.

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By *ymrocruMan
over a year ago

penygroes

Another time, had been in the pub with my sister and her then bf and a few female friends, on the way home in the back of the car, one of the girls sucked me off while my sister was watching from the front seat.

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

wen I was 16 having my work mate on my bosses desk often

father and son not together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep em goin. Love the stories

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By *nne CallanWoman
over a year ago

Nothing to see here. Please move along.

Felt so horney on the bus home one day that i slipped my hand down my knickers and came on the bus.

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia


"I put a wet teaspoon I'd stirred my tea with back in the sugar bowl. I live on the fucking edge me. "
that made me propa LOL! Right off the grid stuff!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gave my hubby a bj. In bathroom at his mams house while rest of family in kitchen next door.had to swallow also.got taken doggy style on Thames link train late at night after erotica last year.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once used a Wii controller without the safety strap

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By *lentyoffun40Couple
over a year ago

Lancashire

Female here

Years ago when married my husband dared me to pull on the dance floor of a nightclub in Cornwall

I did .. Snogged him , felt his cock and said do you wanna fuck me on the beach ?

His face was a picture

My husband stop on the balcony above watching then followed me as I took him to the beach

He fucked me doggy style and I sucked him dry

People above were watching and poor lad was panicking

I told him to keep going which he did

We then went back to the nightclub and went separate ways

Did the same thing a few gets ago in Liverpool

Fucked a lad I met in a bar in the pub carpark

My ex walked over and just joined in

The young lad was speach less !!

Done lots more naughty stuff too !!!

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By *elshbloke500Man
over a year ago

Cynon Valley

Shagged mrs in her parents kitchen with them all in the next room.

Shagged mrs in her patents bed.

Worn mother in laws panties for a wank (mrs doesn't know about that).

Fingered my mrs on the doorstep as she said bye as I left for a night shift.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I put a wet teaspoon I'd stirred my tea with back in the sugar bowl. I live on the fucking edge me. "

LMFAO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmm done a few.. Most recent: arranged thru 1st chat to meet at an adult bookstore. Very hot time with a handful of quarters..then continued the shenanigans in my car...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reading these makes me a bit envious. And my naughtiness is pathetic but I'd never done it till I joined fab. anal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Reading these makes me a bit envious. And my naughtiness is pathetic but I'd never done it till I joined fab. anal "

Not pathetic, luv.. Adventurous!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Went to see a friends band and ended up fucking and sucking all of them in the dressing room.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got a BJ from my best mate's niece in my car after giving her a lift home from a party.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another naughty thing, when I was early twenties went to Blackpool with my sister, In a bar one stag gang dancing round me in a circle, a bit hot, hands wandering up my dress, in my knickers, I was a very naughty girl back then x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Naughtiest thing has to be when I was about 19, down a dark lane in the middle of nowhere in the car with my girlfriend. Plod knocks on the car window and I tell him to fuck off till im finished. Thing was he went back and sat in his car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing absolutely nothing...I'm a good girl me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"here we go again !!!.. a really great story then the thread gets taken over by very weak humour !!.. isnt there a site for people like that ?...lets keep it horny.. mods....?"

this guy is spot on , always happens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Reading these makes me a bit envious. And my naughtiness is pathetic but I'd never done it till I joined fab. anal

Not pathetic, luv.. Adventurous! "

Thank you.

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By *aith boyMan
over a year ago

Worthing

keep them coming !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think mine would have to be as a horny teenager. I was with a girlfriend and we had just mutually taken each other's virginity. We were now at it like monkeys at every opportunity. Anyway we wee going to my mate's house which was a bus ride away. It was a summer's afternoon and the bus was quite full. We were sat next to each other near the back of the bus. She whispers in my ear that she is wearing no knickers and soaking wet. So I told her to sit on my lap. She sits on my lap and slowly we grind our way to a mutual orgasm. Very gently rocking, while I played with her clit. It didn't take long because the whole situation was mind-blowingly horny

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