FabSwingers.com forum: Advise to the single man

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

1) Read the profile BEFORE messaging...or expect to be deleted / blocked on the basis of sheer laziness alone! No one wants a lazy lover! The purpose of reading someone's profile is to ensure you meet their preferences and vice versa and more importantly, that you are not the total OPPOSITE of what they seek or love what they dont!

2) If you MUST indulge your fetish for 10 photos of your cock from various angles, at least have some other photos too..AND something to say on your profile!

3) Say more than 'hi'!!!!!!!!

4) If you are still reading and havent got the general idea..then you are a lost soul!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1) Read the profile BEFORE messaging...or expect to be deleted / blocked on the basis of sheer laziness alone! No one wants a lazy lover! The purpose of reading someone's profile is to ensure you meet their preferences and vice versa and more importantly, that you are not the total OPPOSITE of what they seek or love what they dont!

2) If you MUST indulge your fetish for 10 photos of your cock from various angles, at least have some other photos too..AND something to say on your profile!

3) Say more than 'hi'!!!!!!!!

4) If you are still reading and havent got the general idea..then you are a lost soul!

well said that woman xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you mean advice?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you mean advice?

Yep...I know...typo!

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

Please....do GO on.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Please....do GO on....."

Lol...nah. bored now !

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

2) If you MUST indulge your fetish for 10 photos of your cock from various angles, at least have some other photos too..AND something to say on your profile!

3) Say more than 'hi'!!!!!!!!

4) If you are still reading and havent got the general idea..then you are a lost soul!

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so will you or wont you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll give you some. Be amazing in bed. That's all you need to know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2) If you MUST indulge your fetish for 10 photos of your cock from various angles, at least have some other photos too..AND something to say on your profile!

3) Say more than 'hi'!!!!!!!!

4) If you are still reading and havent got the general idea..then you are a lost soul!

"hi how are you?" will that work? Nope!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Advice to single women and couples.....the world doesn't revolve around you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But c and s are nowhere near each other on a key board

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awww, I hoping for tips on how to iron a shirt quicker or something.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Awww, I hoping for tips on how to iron a shirt quicker or something. "

Me too....I fecking hate ironing!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Awww, I hoping for tips on how to iron a shirt quicker or something. "

Not from me! I am rubbish at ironing!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

2) If you MUST indulge your fetish for 10 photos of your cock from various angles, at least have some other photos too..AND something to say on your profile!

3) Say more than 'hi'!!!!!!!!

4) If you are still reading and havent got the general idea..then you are a lost soul!

so will you or wont you

Well I might make an exception for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2) If you MUST indulge your fetish for 10 photos of your cock from various angles, at least have some other photos too..AND something to say on your profile!

3) Say more than 'hi'!!!!!!!!

4) If you are still reading and havent got the general idea..then you are a lost soul!

I cover most of that checklist but its still no use lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Advice to single women and couples.....the world doesn't revolve around you"

It doesnt?????? Why didnt anyone tell me????,

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Be prepared to tell some to take a hike....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Seriously though...all joking aside..I do TRY to respond to all messages but if they can't be bothered to even read my profile then why should I bother?

I always read a profile before messaging because if there is something on there that clearly indicates I am not what they seek...I.e. a cigar smoking chimpanzee living in Buckingham Palace...then CLEARLY I will not be the woman for them so no point wasting my time writing! Although I am a princess ..if that counts????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seriously though...all joking aside..I do TRY to respond to all messages but if they can't be bothered to even read my profile then why should I bother?

Simple. if they haven't read the profile I ignore and normally block. It's very easy to do and not rude.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2) If you MUST indulge your fetish for 10 photos of your cock from various angles, at least have some other photos too..AND something to say on your profile!

3) Say more than 'hi'!!!!!!!!

4) If you are still reading and havent got the general idea..then you are a lost soul!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Awww, I hoping for tips on how to iron a shirt quicker or something. "

I like ironing and I'm good at it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol I never seen a thread called, advice to the women lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think I may have found the floor in your cunning plan to prevent you mail box over flowing.

If the buggers don't read your profile then they will not be reading this

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"lol I never seen a thread called, advice to the women lol."

Start one then! If you feel its needed but I can guess some of the content already! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lol I never seen a thread called, advice to the women lol.

Start one then! If you feel its needed but I can guess some of the content already! Lol"
Nah its ok and ur right as we men are not fussie, so there wouldnt be any advice lol x.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Think I may have found the floor in your cunning plan to prevent you mail box over flowing.

If the buggers don't read your profile then they will not be reading this

Yeah I know! But I got it off my chest! Lol! I am a total idiot because it wont make the slightest difference because the main offenders dont usually chat on the forums so...yes..preaching to the converted etc! I shall be quiet now! Lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Advice to single women and couples.....the world doesn't revolve around you"
thank god for a normal person

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"lol I never seen a thread called, advice to the women lol.

Start one then! If you feel its needed but I can guess some of the content already! Lol Nah its ok and ur right as we men are not fussie, so there wouldnt be any advice lol x."

Awwww not true! A lot of guys on here are very fussy but they dont usually chat on here x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Advice to single women and couples.....the world doesn't revolve around youthank god for a normal person

So I am abnormal? ?? Fabulous news!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lost soul...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think I may have found the floor in your cunning plan to prevent you mail box over flowing.

If the buggers don't read your profile then they will not be reading this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think I may have found the floor in your cunning plan to prevent you mail box over flowing.

If the buggers don't read your profile then they will not be reading this

Nah keep the posts coming it keeps the forums lively

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Seriously though...all joking aside..I do TRY to respond to all messages but if they can't be bothered to even read my profile then why should I bother?

Simple. if they haven't read the profile I ignore and normally block. It's very easy to do and not rude."

Yes yes...of course I do that! Nothing rude in this forum thread so lets not go down that road. But just saying in the unlikelihood that some might read this and think twice.....thats all. To be fair and even things up, it applies to everyone...male or female!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think I may have found the floor in your cunning plan to prevent you mail box over flowing.

If the buggers don't read your profile then they will not be reading this

Do you mean flaw?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Think I may have found the floor in your cunning plan to prevent you mail box over flowing.

If the buggers don't read your profile then they will not be reading this

Really? ? Thats interesting actually. ..I rather enjoy the forums. Good for a natter!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lost soul...

Are you? Shame....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"lol I never seen a thread called, advice to the women lol.

Start one then! If you feel its needed but I can guess some of the content already! Lol Nah its ok and ur right as we men are not fussie, so there wouldnt be any advice lol x.

Awwww not true! A lot of guys on here are very fussy but they dont usually chat on here x"

Actually CORRECTION! SORRY. ...Meant to say the opposite of that! Oh hell.....nevermind! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Advice to single women and couples.....the world doesn't revolve around you"

Started dancing after reading this

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

2) If you MUST indulge your fetish for 10 photos of your cock from various angles, at least have some other photos too..AND something to say on your profile!

3) Say more than 'hi'!!!!!!!!

4) If you are still reading and havent got the general idea..then you are a lost soul!

so will you or wont you

Well I might make an exception for you

lol mwahh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Advice to single women and couples.....the world doesn't revolve around you

Started dancing after reading this

World revolves all of us actually! Irrelevant to my original thread but hey...if it makes you dance to something off topic...rock on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Advice to single women and couples.....the world doesn't revolve around you

Started dancing after reading this

World revolves all of us actually! Irrelevant to my original thread but hey...if it makes you dance to something off topic...rock on!"

Still dancing

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By *iggamanMan
over a year ago

London

"Advice to single women and couples.....the world doesn't revolve around you"

now i'm dancing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Advice to single women and couples.....the world doesn't revolve around you

now i'm dancing

Yay! I got you all dancing!.....dance with me??

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By *iggamanMan
over a year ago

London

"Advice to single women and couples.....the world doesn't revolve around you

now i'm dancing

Yay! I got you all dancing!.....dance with me??"

only if it's dirty dancing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Advice to single women and couples.....the world doesn't revolve around you

now i'm dancing

Yay! I got you all dancing!.....dance with me??

only if it's dirty dancing

it's mandatory!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Awww, I hoping for tips on how to iron a shirt quicker or something. "
It takes an hour!

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Awww, I hoping for tips on how to iron a shirt quicker or something. It takes an hour!"

Better still - pay someone to do it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Awww, I hoping for tips on how to iron a shirt quicker or something. It takes an hour!

Better still - pay someone to do it."

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

"Advice to single women and couples.....the world doesn't revolve around you

now i'm dancing

Yay! I got you all dancing!.....dance with me??

only if it's dirty dancing

it's mandatory!!"

Now you have them revolving around you and we're back to everything revolving around women and couples!

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By *iggamanMan
over a year ago

London

"Advice to single women and couples.....the world doesn't revolve around you

now i'm dancing

Yay! I got you all dancing!.....dance with me??

only if it's dirty dancing

it's mandatory!!

Now you have them revolving around you and we're back to everything revolving around women and couples!"

lol i like that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Advice to single women and couples.....the world doesn't revolve around you"

Good call, the majority of ladies profiles are so aggressive.....don't do this....don't do that, it's off putting tbh.

I know you are plauged with messages but the easy thing is just to block and you won't be winding yourself up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Advice to single women and couples.....the world doesn't revolve around you

now i'm dancing

Yay! I got you all dancing!.....dance with me??

only if it's dirty dancing

it's mandatory!!

Now you have them revolving around you and we're back to everything revolving around women and couples!"

damn...how did that happen??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think I may have found the floor in your cunning plan to prevent you mail box over flowing.

If the buggers don't read your profile then they will not be reading this

Really? ? Thats interesting actually. ..I rather enjoy the forums. Good for a natter!

Yes the usage of the forums is only by a tiny minority so those you actually want to read this won't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This cracks me up. Rules for single guys. single ladies and couples do what they like! So many couple profiles with 50+ pics on them showing everything in graphic detail over and over again. Makes me not want to meet them as there is def nothing left to the imagination!!! Id rather wank that be told what to do by people that think they are gods gift!!

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