FabSwingers.com forum: pics you'd rather not see

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Looking at a guy's profile on one of the more conventional dating sites, I looked at his photos. Perhaps it's naive of me to go

at a guy wearing a thong, considering what men don't wear here

, but I was double

at seeing him in his baggy thermal long johns. It was not a good look

What pics make you go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looking at a guy's profile on one of the more conventional dating sites, I looked at his photos. Perhaps it's naive of me to go

at a guy wearing a thong, considering what men don't wear here

, but I was double

at seeing him in his baggy thermal long johns. It was not a good look

What pics make you go

Flacid cocks or erect ones with a dangly foreskin...

Not the best way to show off the goods...

Women with bottles in themselves...really?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ladies with there legs wide open showing what looks like a dropped kebab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women with their heel lifting their knickers up, probably haven't explained that very well, but I've seen that one a thousand times now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Full on pussy shots (as mentioned above - dropped kebab)

Cocks that look angry / veiny and that's all you can see

Bottles - or any other object that doesn't naturally spring to mind as a sex toy

Cream pie shots

There are some pics on here that I will never un-see

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By *s louWoman
over a year ago

Enniskillen

A filled condom hanging from a cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ladies with there legs wide open showing what looks like a dropped kebab "

Ewwwww .they are horrible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A filled condom hanging from a cock

Ah how could I forget that one

Seconded

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Close up pussy and arsehole shots. Especially when they have been well used

Selfies where people can't use a can of pledge beforehand and fold the clothes

Straight guys with things hanging out of the bum hole

Right off to make my lunch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ladies with there legs wide open showing what looks like a dropped kebab "
ewww lol try weetabix ;- p xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On here I've seen 50 coloured pencils, bottles and beer cans inserted into a pussy...best one was a tennis racket...the mind boggles

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By *-and-KCouple
over a year ago

Back of Beyond

guys in speedo's unless they have a perfectly flat abdomen likewise Y fronts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ladies I love to see teasing ones that leave everything to the imagination . Boobs are sexy and open leg shots can be sexy if done right . Definitely not holding there lips apart . Not a good shot . My opinion of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ladies I love to see teasing ones that leave everything to the imagination . Boobs are sexy and open leg shots can be sexy if done right . Definitely not holding there lips apart . Not a good shot . My opinion of course

Teasing ones are good

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I hate pics where the womans face is covered by a tiny black strip whilst munching a completely headless cock

does my nut in

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By *anGarCouple
over a year ago

Greenwich

We completely agree with everyone on this thread. Our opinion is that this site and other swinger sites should be treated more as a dating site than a smutty porn site to be honest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ladies with there legs wide open showing what looks like a dropped kebab

Ewwwww .they are horrible

Agreed..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have seen a woman on all fours with a cucumber sticking out one of her openings but not sure which

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By *anGarCouple
over a year ago

Greenwich

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I'm not keen on photos with toilets in the background. I personally don't find them a sexy backdrop and I don't understand why they think they are.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Teasing ones are good

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yes . Yours are very teasing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's the cum dripping arseholes that really make me go

Note to self don't look !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not keen on photos with toilets in the background. I personally don't find them a sexy backdrop and I don't understand why they think they are.

Funny enough there was a single female in the top fab last week with a toilet seat up. Didn't she learn to put the seat down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Teasing ones are good

yes . Yours are very teasing

I am to tease

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not keen on photos with toilets in the background. I personally don't find them a sexy backdrop and I don't understand why they think they are.

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ooops

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I live for the day when I see a pic of a guy in socks with a Sky remote next to his cock, whilst sat on the loo. Turds swimming below his cock would just complete the list.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Looking at a guy's profile on one of the more conventional dating sites, I looked at his photos. Perhaps it's naive of me to go

at a guy wearing a thong, considering what men don't wear here

, but I was double

at seeing him in his baggy thermal long johns. It was not a good look

What pics make you go

Flacid cocks or erect ones with a dangly foreskin...

Not the best way to show off the goods...

Women with bottles in themselves...really?

Flaccid cocks should be banned

, even worse if it's peeping out of an unruly bushy

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

uncoordinated drapes and other soft furnishings..... it's a fucking travesity

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"uncoordinated drapes and other soft furnishings..... it's a fucking travesity"

I'm not sure i'd like to see a couple of travesties fucking either, draped or not.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I'm not keen on photos with toilets in the background. I personally don't find them a sexy backdrop and I don't understand why they think they are.

ooops "

HA! CAUGHT!!!!

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

excessive foreskin, or tight foreskin pics.

Sat on the loo pics.

Sex pics where the guy left his socks on.

Worst I saw was a TV sucking cum out of a condom!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bent cocks with tight foreskins. Yuk

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By *urvy_J3Woman
over a year ago

Bradford

"excessive foreskin, or tight foreskin pics.

Sat on the loo pics.

Sex pics where the guy left his socks on.

Worst I saw was a TV sucking cum out of a condom!

*puke*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"excessive foreskin, or tight foreskin pics.

Sat on the loo pics.

Sex pics where the guy left his socks on.

Worst I saw was a TV sucking cum out of a condom!

*puke*"

Influenced by the dredging thread?

*shudder*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It seems we are all much agreed on what we dont want to see on here so what about the ones we DO want to see, that way we might stamp out the grim ones.

So...Just about anything boob related for me please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whilst I have no objection to gays/bisexuals and watching two guys together is quite a turn on, I don't want my home page filled with half a dozen shots of some guy sucking off another and blocked the guy in the end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And mine too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not keen on photos with toilets in the background. I personally don't find them a sexy backdrop and I don't understand why they think they are.

Funny enough there was a single female in the top fab last week with a toilet seat up. Didn't she learn to put the seat down

Perhaps it was really a man

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By *eerobCouple
over a year ago

solihull

"A filled condom hanging from a cock

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By *lackCherryCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Brown thighs spread with a gynaecological style shot of a pussy, even worse if the legs are covered in spots.

Its really not a good look.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

droopy boobs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Close up of his or arse hole puts me off my dinner!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow better get rid of some of my pics then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ladies with there legs wide open showing what looks like a dropped kebab "

Ha ha....the sort you see on a town centre pavement on a Sunday morning...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hairy cocks or pussies. Yuk! Ban the pube!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Close up of his or arse hole puts me off my dinner! "

I have one sometimes appear on my homepage as he is local to me, the positions he gets in to show of his arsehole are quite ridiculous and certainly not sexy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ladies hairy bum holes!!!! Why go to all the Effort of your Front bits yet Leave the behind bit and air it Proudly on here!!??!!?!

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By *iceguy25Man
over a year ago

tongbridge

There are a few profiles on here containing pics of anal nothing wrong there apart from when you can clearly see shit lol please check your pics before posting lol

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By *anatee175Couple
over a year ago

Sunderland

The worst picture I saw was of a lady with a pan handle up her arse pan was still attached. Ewwww

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By *iceguy25Man
over a year ago

tongbridge

"The worst picture I saw was of a lady with a pan handle up her arse pan was still attached. Ewwww

Thats what a call a hot ass lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are a few profiles on here containing pics of anal nothing wrong there apart from when you can clearly see shit lol please check your pics before posting lol "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women on all fours with the wizards sleeve effect.

Aubergines up bums

Marrows up bums

Fat guy fucking a woman but you only see the flab..

Emaciated women with shop bought boob jobs...

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By *anemartinCouple
over a year ago

lochgelly

We saw o e of a woman sitting on the loo holding her lips apart, she had a nice enough pussy but it was the used tampon down the toilet we could cleary see that made us

we didnt even have to enlarge the pic to notice what it was l

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By *anatee175Couple
over a year ago

Sunderland

"The worst picture I saw was of a lady with a pan handle up her arse pan was still attached. Ewwww

Thats what a call a hot ass lol "

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women wearing Bridget jones knickers ewwwwwwwwww defo passion killers

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

"The worst picture I saw was of a lady with a pan handle up her arse pan was still attached. Ewwww

if she can fry an egg I would be impressed lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wow better get rid of some of my pics then

I cant see any close up arsehole photos in any of your pics? ??? Thats a good thing! No judgement but some things are just for private!

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By *enny the lip lickerMan
over a year ago

bath bristol

"A filled condom hanging from a cock

Yes that is rank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We saw o e of a woman sitting on the loo holding her lips apart, she had a nice enough pussy but it was the used tampon down the toilet we could cleary see that made us

we didnt even have to enlarge the pic to notice what it was l"

God! I feel suddenly unwell!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are a few profiles on here containing pics of anal nothing wrong there apart from when you can clearly see shit lol please check your pics before posting lol "

Oh PLEASE! !!! Is NOTHING sacred anymore????? Oh that really is just putrid!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are a few profiles on here containing pics of anal nothing wrong there apart from when you can clearly see shit lol please check your pics before posting lol "

Oh PLEASE! !!! Is NOTHING sacred anymore????? Oh that really is just putrid!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Excessive biceps posing in the mirror shots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On here I've seen 50 coloured pencils, bottles and beer cans inserted into a pussy...best one was a tennis racket...the mind boggles

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the handle or bat end?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Excessive biceps posing in the mirror shots

yes they are a bit boring.

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By *anatee175Couple
over a year ago

Sunderland

"The worst picture I saw was of a lady with a pan handle up her arse pan was still attached. Ewwww

if she can fry an egg I would be impressed lol"

It was a large saucepan if my memory serves me right. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We saw o e of a woman sitting on the loo holding her lips apart, she had a nice enough pussy but it was the used tampon down the toilet we could cleary see that made us

we didnt even have to enlarge the pic to notice what it was l"

That's just so wrong. Think I'm going to puke!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We saw o e of a woman sitting on the loo holding her lips apart, she had a nice enough pussy but it was the used tampon down the toilet we could cleary see that made us

we didnt even have to enlarge the pic to notice what it was l"

classy bird

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fat!!!

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By *orn_To_PerformCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Looking at a guy's profile on one of the more conventional dating sites, I looked at his photos. Perhaps it's naive of me to go

at a guy wearing a thong, considering what men don't wear here

, but I was double

at seeing him in his baggy thermal long johns. It was not a good look

What pics make you go

Flacid cocks or erect ones with a dangly foreskin...

Not the best way to show off the goods...

Women with bottles in themselves...really?

totally agree on the women with bottles up them.

My biggest pet peev is photos of penises next to cans, deodorant bottles, remote controls...delete as applicable!

Not a fan of the woman pulling her lips as far apart as possible either - borders on gynecological!

Mrs B

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On here I've seen 50 coloured pencils, bottles and beer cans inserted into a pussy...best one was a tennis racket...the mind boggles

All in just the one pussy?!?!?! That's enough to make anyone go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any close up of someones bits makes me go

especially with various objects inserted or dripping out. Yuk! I'd much rather see teasing pics and leave some things to the imagination

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By *ucky1Man
over a year ago

a straightjacket

Deffo dont like seeing pics of burnt bacon.... how dare they spoil a good butty

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Deffo dont like seeing pics of burnt bacon.... how dare they spoil a good butty

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By *ittall2020Man
over a year ago

Norwich

Are we allowed to include status updates in this? Someone just posted "so horny but on my period

could use a lickout and a fuck! "

barf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ladies with there legs wide open showing what looks like a dropped kebab "
made me smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are we allowed to include status updates in this? Someone just posted "so horny but on my period

could use a lickout and a fuck! "

barf"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any close up of someones bits makes me go

especially with various objects inserted or dripping out. Yuk! I'd much rather see teasing pics and leave some things to the imagination

yup, close ups are too much. You can't tell if its a run over badger or a chicken Korma with chopped liver on top half the time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A filled condom hanging from a cock

Really haha it's such a sexy look..

Posh wank most likely!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ladies with there legs wide open showing what looks like a dropped kebab made me smile

Oh Jesus no!

Scary thing is I bet someone offered!

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By *homasP80Man
over a year ago

Linwood

"Ladies with there legs wide open showing what looks like a dropped kebab "

Also when someone (m or f) has taken a pic of there anus and there's a "bunch of grapes" (piles) or an anus that's like the top of an HP brown sauce cap

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I'm still trying to work out why the girls didnt eat their lebabs, rather than drop it on their legs and have a pic taken. Surely if not hungry, it could have been shared with the photographer? I dont like guys taking a pic whilst on or standing over a loo. And clutter is so last millenium- who would visit a cluttered or dirty house, apart from Kim or aggy. Pro photographers take hundreds of shots to get one to use. Some fab people take one, hoping they will get hundreds of meets from it. I would like the fab pic quality inspector role, to advise on shortcomings. Also, people, dont have a few fantastic ones, then a final one that kills all chances, unless you were photoshopped to buggery in the others, and are afraid that unless a dose of reality is added, you will not be recognised at the meets. Ditch the killer pics, please.

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By *ick84Woman
over a year ago

brighton

"Ladies with there legs wide open showing what looks like a dropped kebab "

Oh my now that is funny lol

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