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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I keep on asked if I want to have fun with people....

Is this a game of charades? Pass the parcel? A party with jelly and ice cream and party hats?

Rant over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stinky bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I keep on asked if I want to have fun with people....

Is this a game of charades? Pass the parcel? A party with jelly and ice cream and party hats?

Rant over "

Would you like to fuck them?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Stinky bum"

Is that a game you play?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I keep on asked if I want to have fun with people....

Is this a game of charades? Pass the parcel? A party with jelly and ice cream and party hats?

Rant over

Would you like to fuck them? "

What happened to I like your profile, when can we meet for a social? I have a few of these planned over the next week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I keep on asked if I want to have fun with people....

Is this a game of charades? Pass the parcel? A party with jelly and ice cream and party hats?

Rant over

Would you like to fuck them?

What happened to I like your profile, when can we meet for a social? I have a few of these planned over the next week"

I like your profile stinky bum

When we having some jaeger ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What happened to I like your profile, when can we meet for a social? I have a few of these planned over the next week"

I guess they just aren't the right guys.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lots of people get offended when I say what I mean.

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

yes the 'fun' thing ....geez !!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I am going to suggest a bouncy castle next time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I suppose its better than a "fancy a fuck" but I know where you're coming from. I always asked them to define "fun" if someone said that to me. Some answers would get them blocked, others made me laugh!

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By *mo-amas-amatMan
over a year ago

brighton


"I keep on asked if I want to have fun with people....

Is this a game of charades? Pass the parcel? A party with jelly and ice cream and party hats?

Rant over "

Some say 'Would you like to have fun?'

As if 'fun' is some weird kind of pun.

What they really mean here

Let's be thoroughly clear

Is 'May I abuse your pussy, ass and mouth with my enormous cock that resembles a large nuclear warhead and which will tenderise your cunt until it reminds you of a fillet steak that has been...... well done...... !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I keep on asked if I want to have fun with people....

Is this a game of charades? Pass the parcel? A party with jelly and ice cream and party hats?

Rant over

Some say 'Would you like to have fun?'

As if 'fun' is some weird kind of pun.

What they really mean here

Let's be thoroughly clear

Is 'May I tickle your pussy, ass and mouth with my wiener that resembles a chipolata and which will tickle your cunt until it reminds you to put sausages on your shopping list...... ...... ! "

You're not wrong there

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I keep on asked if I want to have fun with people....

Is this a game of charades? Pass the parcel? A party with jelly and ice cream and party hats?

Rant over

Some say 'Would you like to have fun?'

As if 'fun' is some weird kind of pun.

What they really mean here

Let's be thoroughly clear

Is 'May I tickle your pussy, ass and mouth with my wiener that resembles a chipolata and which will tickle your cunt until it reminds you to put sausages on your shopping list...... ...... !

You're not wrong there "

Bet you say that to all the girls

In a cut and paste message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I keep on asked if I want to have fun with people....

Is this a game of charades? Pass the parcel? A party with jelly and ice cream and party hats?

Rant over

Some say 'Would you like to have fun?'

As if 'fun' is some weird kind of pun.

What they really mean here

Let's be thoroughly clear

Is 'May I tickle your pussy, ass and mouth with my wiener that resembles a chipolata and which will tickle your cunt until it reminds you to put sausages on your shopping list...... ...... !

You're not wrong there

Bet you say that to all the girls

In a cut and paste message "

The chipolata or nuclear war head?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We girls hope for the latter but the former is way too common

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The weird world of fab. Men complain about getting too few message, while women complain about getting too many message using the fun word

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Its not a post moaning that I get too many messages, I just wanted a definition. Maybe a bit of light hearted banter on the forums

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By *otTheReal01Man
over a year ago

London

Surely if someone asks if you want to have fun it means meet, enjoy each other's company, have a laugh and maybe retire to a handy bed?

Sounds like "fun" to me...

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By *mo-amas-amatMan
over a year ago

brighton


"I keep on asked if I want to have fun with people....

Is this a game of charades? Pass the parcel? A party with jelly and ice cream and party hats?

Rant over

Some say 'Would you like to have fun?'

As if 'fun' is some weird kind of pun.

What they really mean here

Let's be thoroughly clear

Is 'May I tickle your pussy, ass and mouth with my wiener that resembles a chipolata and which will tickle your cunt until it reminds you to put sausages on your shopping list...... ...... !

You're not wrong there

Bet you say that to all the girls

In a cut and paste message "

Cut and pasting? So very old hat.

I attempt to seduce them with chat

The word 'Chipolata'

Provides inamorata

And nothing is better than that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Surely if someone asks if you want to have fun it means meet, enjoy each other's company, have a laugh and maybe retire to a handy bed?

Sounds like "fun" to me..."

No it means I want to come round and fuck you. I may have difficulty getting it up or may come in 2 seconds Then as soon as I have come, I will wipe my cock on your curtains, piss on the floor of the toilet , or do a massive crap that won't flush and go straight back to wifey.

Then I will bombard you with text messages till you have to go to the police and report me for harassment .

Double the fund word with text speak and you just know they will turn up looking and sounding like Ali G

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not sensing a great deal of fun at the mo.

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By *r Mahogany70Man
over a year ago

Leicester


"

What happened to I like your profile, when can we meet for a social? I have a few of these planned over the next week"

Maybe it's something to do with your first paragraph saying you will send pics of your 38GG breasts on request and you have a dirty mind?

They just read that then hit the keyboard.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm not sensing a great deal of fun at the mo."

Hole lotta of bellyaching is what I'm sensing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

What happened to I like your profile, when can we meet for a social? I have a few of these planned over the next week

Maybe it's something to do with your first paragraph saying you will send pics of your 38GG breasts on request and you have a dirty mind?

They just read that then hit the keyboard. "

My Boobs would hit the keyboard if I took the bra off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not sensing a great deal of fun at the mo.

Hole lotta of bellyaching is what I'm sensing "

Try bicarbonate of soda

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By *r Mahogany70Man
over a year ago

Leicester


"

What happened to I like your profile, when can we meet for a social? I have a few of these planned over the next week

Maybe it's something to do with your first paragraph saying you will send pics of your 38GG breasts on request and you have a dirty mind?

They just read that then hit the keyboard.

My Boobs would hit the keyboard if I took the bra off"

Your boobs can read???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its a swingers site for fun, fun chat, fun fuck not a dating site lol

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By *otTheReal01Man
over a year ago

London


"I keep on asked if I want to have fun with people....

Is this a game of charades? Pass the parcel? A party with jelly and ice cream and party hats?

Rant over

Would you like to fuck them?

What happened to I like your profile, when can we meet for a social? "

So you don't think socials are fun then?

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By *mo-amas-amatMan
over a year ago

brighton

I am ducking out now, from this thread

Thanks to a pain in my head

I have just had some 'fun'

With an elephant gun

Call the morgue. Im officially dead....

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