FabSwingers.com forum: Indecent proposal

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Come on then you sexy sods who is going to let me put my pee pee in your lady parts. I have chocolate biscuits to seal the deal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Digestives or rich tea?

Choose incorrectly and I fear no one will take you up on this offer my friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hob nob ?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Are they Jaffa cakes?

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Double pack of bourbons and you have a deal!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Digestives or rich tea?

Choose incorrectly and I fear no one will take you up on this offer my friend "

Digestives obviously! If she brings a friend I will get out the Dico Rings.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just the chocolate will do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are they Jaffa cakes?

No he said biscuits

Or are they cakes...damn, I've fallen into your biscuit/cake debate trap, haven't I?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Double pack of bourbons and you have a deal!!

Fmuma I've got family pack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I bring the biscuits can I just perv at your body for the day?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Errrrrr back to me please!!! I now have upped the stakes to a Typhooooooo tea also.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has to be pg tips, sory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe if they where the chocolate caramel ones your would have more luck..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I bring the biscuits can I just perv at your body for the day?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chocolate hobnobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chocolate hobnobs

Chocolate Orange Hob Nobs or the Milk ones?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are they Jaffa cakes?

No he said biscuits

Or are they cakes...damn, I've fallen into your biscuit/cake debate trap, haven't I?"

Theyre a cake!! lol

The eu tried to sue em cos cakes are tax free and biscuits aren't, so they proved they were cakes cos cakes go hard when left out and biscuits go soft, and that's in EU law now!! hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chocolate chip please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

iirc the film, indecent proposal, required a layout by the proposer of crica £1million.

if the OP is trying to do the same with a pack of biscuits and a cuppa, then i fear it is less indecent proposal, and more proposal thats not decent lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"iirc the film, indecent proposal, required a layout by the proposer of crica £1million.

if the OP is trying to do the same with a pack of biscuits and a cuppa, then i fear it is less indecent proposal, and more proposal thats not decent lol"

Pipe down and eat your hobnobs x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jammie dodger and might just be willing lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Errrrrr back to me please!!! I now have upped the stakes to a Typhooooooo tea also."

Bugger was going to say yes until you said that...... am allergic to tea

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Errrrrr back to me please!!! I now have upped the stakes to a Typhooooooo tea also.

Bugger was going to say yes until you said that...... am allergic to tea

All nibbles and extras are optional

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fruit shortcakes????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"iirc the film, indecent proposal, required a layout by the proposer of crica £1million.

if the OP is trying to do the same with a pack of biscuits and a cuppa, then i fear it is less indecent proposal, and more proposal thats not decent lol"

I'll wait for a less decent or more indecent proposal then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"iirc the film, indecent proposal, required a layout by the proposer of crica £1million.

if the OP is trying to do the same with a pack of biscuits and a cuppa, then i fear it is less indecent proposal, and more proposal thats not decent lol"

He did call it his pee wee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He did call it his pee wee

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Offer has now expired I have relieved myself of both my erection and biscuits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Offer has now expired I have relieved myself of both my erection and biscuits.

What have you done with the PG Tips tho?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Offer has now expired I have relieved myself of both my erection and biscuits.

bugger i was about to take up your offer

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By *eforfuncplCouple
over a year ago

Morecambe

"Come on then you sexy sods who is going to let me put my pee pee in your lady parts. I have chocolate biscuits to seal the deal.

But are they McVities????? X

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By *eedelightsWoman
over a year ago

London

Was gonna offer as now i can join u all in the chat

Hello everyone!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Was gonna offer as now i can join u all in the chat

Hello everyone!

Hi hun

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I am a bit of a biscuit monster and have a treat cupboard including bourbons, mcvitties, rich tea, digestives etc. Yep still got PG

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its not biscuits that are in my "treat" cupboard

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Its not biscuits that are in my "treat" cupboard

Its chocolate!??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes but not just any old chocolate, its in the shape of cocks lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes but not just any old chocolate, its in the shape of cocks lol"

Try the new pantene bottle!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It won't taste the same, I'll foam at the mouth even more than I do now!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pg tips and choccie biccies mmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good lord... Just geddere...bugger the biccies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer to watch the movie!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I prefer to watch the movie!"

Get on Netflicjs woman I spent a fortune on biscuits so can't afford a DVD.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

look im a cheap date get me asda own and i will do most things to please

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