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"Of fluck why have we gotta leave Kent in 8 days?? What's happening in 8 days? Ppsstt do I need to spread the word? " that mean you can come back home? lol | |||
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"Right, let's have a look at your profile: Hi there well I'm Steve from Canterbury im just a regular fella who is new to all this in fact I'm a swinging virgin looking for couples and single females for fun and regular friendship lol x I travel to Cheltenham every 2/3 Sundays to see my children so would like to see if there is anyone who lives there as well xx First off, don't say that you are a swinging virgin, as not many people want to hold someone's hand. They'd rather meet someone who knows the score and is confident. Fun and regular friendship, to me, imply you are looking for a relationship. Not everyone on here is. The majority aren't. You say you can't accommodate, that is fine, but to many people, this means wife, mum and dad, 3 bodies in the fridge etc. Try and say why you can't accommodate. In fact try to sell yourself. Give a few reasons why you are fun to meet. Why SHOULD couple pick you over 94,000 other guys? Photos - you have a face pic, that should be used as your avatar, as there are unreal numbers of cock pic avatars. It's not a bad pic, either in that you don't look like you are on a wanted poster or know why 17 people in Kent are unaccounted for. Lost the cock pics. It is a nice cock, but nothing spectacular; we can take it as read that you have a cock and that nothing green is seeping out the end. Replace it with pics of you in clothes, some out of clothes, some outdoors, a token funny one, one dressed up as if you were going on a date. AVOID sky remotes, toilets and socks (Popeye has a licence for his socks) in your pics. Participate in the forums. Get to know people here. Go to clubs and socials. Think long term. " Where would we be without your wit and wisdom? | |||
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"Right, let's have a look at your profile: Hi there well I'm Steve from Canterbury im just a regular fella who is new to all this in fact I'm a swinging virgin looking for couples and single females for fun and regular friendship lol x I travel to Cheltenham every 2/3 Sundays to see my children so would like to see if there is anyone who lives there as well xx First off, don't say that you are a swinging virgin, as not many people want to hold someone's hand. They'd rather meet someone who knows the score and is confident. Fun and regular friendship, to me, imply you are looking for a relationship. Not everyone on here is. The majority aren't. You say you can't accommodate, that is fine, but to many people, this means wife, mum and dad, 3 bodies in the fridge etc. Try and say why you can't accommodate. In fact try to sell yourself. Give a few reasons why you are fun to meet. Why SHOULD couple pick you over 94,000 other guys? Photos - you have a face pic, that should be used as your avatar, as there are unreal numbers of cock pic avatars. It's not a bad pic, either in that you don't look like you are on a wanted poster or know why 17 people in Kent are unaccounted for. Lost the cock pics. It is a nice cock, but nothing spectacular; we can take it as read that you have a cock and that nothing green is seeping out the end. Replace it with pics of you in clothes, some out of clothes, some outdoors, a token funny one, one dressed up as if you were going on a date. AVOID sky remotes, toilets and socks (Popeye has a licence for his socks) in your pics. Participate in the forums. Get to know people here. Go to clubs and socials. Think long term. " How do you fit 3 bodies in a fridge? I struggle to get my weekly shop in mine lol | |||
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" How do you fit 3 bodies in a fridge? I struggle to get my weekly shop in mine lol" Serial killers are notoriously creative with dismembered bodies.... think Tesco Lasagne. | |||
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" How do you fit 3 bodies in a fridge? I struggle to get my weekly shop in mine lol Serial killers are notoriously creative with dismembered bodies.... think Tesco Lasagne. " I was thinking more Tetris rather than lasagne | |||
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"No not at all I wanted to get some advice on what to do and how was best to get to meet people" theres a social at eureaka 21st, go spread yourself about meet and chat. kent social eureakas you will need to put your name down soon tho | |||
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"No not at all I wanted to get some advice on what to do and how was best to get to meet people theres a social at eureaka 21st, go spread yourself about meet and chat. kent social eureakas you will need to put your name down soon tho" ooops typo its 25th not 21st | |||
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"To all ditherers. Just go, gives us stayers a better chance....." dont think, him being in kent, will eat into your potential meets there fella lol | |||
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"We just need to know if Kent's going to disappear of the planet and leave a tiny black hole " The Thames is going to disappear and you are going to integrate with Essex and become Kentsex Ruby (Hotruby) | |||
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"Can anyone help ??" GO, plenty of men, so you wouldn't be missed | |||
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"Can anyone help ??" My advice is to take TinaTitz advice. I bet you stay even when the 8 days are up. | |||
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"Couldn't care less.......dull dull dull" and yet you commented. aww, you will miss him wont you | |||
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"Couldn't care less.......dull dull dull and yet you commented. aww, you will miss him wont you" miss who? | |||
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"Evening tina I've changed some of it lol" It's better, but could still stand improvement and punctuation, but see how it goes xxx | |||
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