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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Does anyone else get ticked off at guys pretending they are hung? Of course if we meet I will know you were lieing. I just hate it when they send you pics were they are squeezing the bottom and holding the camera at certain angles to make it look bigger does anyone else get pissed iff at this?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I make them poke it through the letterbox. Ruler handy .... if it's not as big as they say, I don't open the door.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I make them poke it through the letterbox. Ruler handy .... if it's not as big as they say, I don't open the door. "

and if it is do you give it a quick suck ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Define hung in inches please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does anyone else get ticked off at guys pretending they are hung? Of course if we meet I will know you were lieing. I just hate it when they send you pics were they are squeezing the bottom and holding the camera at certain angles to make it look bigger does anyone else get pissed iff at this?"

Ohhh, I'd hate to be on your veri list right now!

Depends what you are expecting I guess?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn! Well they THOUGHT they were hung, burst bubbles much? Just kidding, happy new year!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

funnily enough i used to have a cock pic on, and someone messaged and said it looked 7 or 8 inches.

when i said i was just average, never heard anything again lol.

wasnt trying to pretend anything.

was just a pic

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By *rednkatieCouple
over a year ago

orlando

lol.. or their name is something crazy like.. monsterdong or horsecock..

then have no pics and cam dont work

Katie

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"I make them poke it through the letterbox. Ruler handy .... if it's not as big as they say, I don't open the door. "

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah I really hate them, they're a step above us little guys. Damn fake hungers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to get a fair few messages from women commenting on the size of my cock, and asking 'how big is it?', so I asked them how big they'd guess and it was almost always 9 inches or more - they stopped asking since I posted the tape measure pic though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Theres nothig wrong with average and I enjoy it just as much I just dont like it when they think im a mug and cant tell the difference lol and I consider 8 inches plus to be hung.

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By *plpxp2Couple
over a year ago

Middlesbrough


"I make them poke it through the letterbox. Ruler handy .... if it's not as big as they say, I don't open the door.

lol "

Bet the Postman loves visiting your house

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By *havedc0ckMan
over a year ago

Stonehouse


"funnily enough i used to have a cock pic on, and someone messaged and said it looked 7 or 8 inches.

when i said i was just average, never heard anything again lol.

wasnt trying to pretend anything.

was just a pic"

I agree, had a similar experience

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So would 7 inches do you fresh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A womans flower is only so deep so anything elsevis wasted. I like average guys who know how to pleasecand not try to tickle me frigging tonsils from me flower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A womans flower is only so deep so anything elsevis wasted. I like average guys who know how to pleasecand not try to tickle me frigging tonsils from me flower "

There's hope for us all based on this !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its a question of taste lol xx

We prefer ave to big but not huge most guys are honest xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I guess it's the same as when people take a pic & suck their guts in... I mean who takes a shit shot & thinks: "Hey! That's goin' on Fab!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A womans flower is only so deep so anything elsevis wasted. I like average guys who know how to pleasecand not try to tickle me frigging tonsils from me flower "

I find men who constantly boast how big they are a bit off putting to be honest.

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By *rsK69Woman
over a year ago

Neath


"Does anyone else get ticked off at guys pretending they are hung? Of course if we meet I will know you were lieing. I just hate it when they send you pics were they are squeezing the bottom and holding the camera at certain angles to make it look bigger does anyone else get pissed iff at this?"

Yes....the pics where the bloke is squeezing the bottom and pulling it up to try desperately to add a few extra centimetres always make me chuckle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have to agree with sexycouple, prefer if all of him goes in than be left out in the cold,such a waste

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had one guy on here who I know personally who said he was VWE....his cock was about 3 inches

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thank you lol thats exactly what annoys me. If u saybur hung move your hand and take a pic lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I had one guy on here who I know personally who said he was VWE....his cock was about 3 inches "
what did you do x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thank you lol thats exactly what annoys me. If u saybur hung move your hand and take a pic lol"

Like this?

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By *ilmisseCouple
over a year ago

leicestershire


"I guess it's the same as when people take a pic & suck their guts in... I mean who takes a shit shot & thinks: "Hey! That's goin' on Fab!" "

a very gud point!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had one guy on here who I know personally who said he was VWE....his cock was about 3 inches what did you do x"

haha it was when we went to a private room but even when he was hard it was about 3 inches, I didn't want to say anything but he was very gorgeous x

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By *ilmisseCouple
over a year ago

leicestershire


"Does anyone else get ticked off at guys pretending they are hung?"

I see alot of profiles that say they are only after hung/bbc/VWE/VVWE etc etc, so i can see why they would think they need to lie to get ahead

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I had one guy on here who I know personally who said he was VWE....his cock was about 3 inches what did you do x

haha it was when we went to a private room but even when he was hard it was about 3 inches, I didn't want to say anything but he was very gorgeous x"
thats a shame nothing worse when a hot guy turns out to have a micro penis lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A womans flower is only so deep so anything elsevis wasted. I like average guys who know how to pleasecand not try to tickle me frigging tonsils from me flower

I find men who constantly boast how big they are a bit off putting to be honest. "

indeed they are. Self praise is no recommendation

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By *r Mahogany70Man
over a year ago

Leicester

When asked how big my cock is I ask how slim they are, not that I'm particularly bothered. Some how I don't seem to get a response back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wouldn't be the first thing that would attract me to someone anyway so...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking down at myself after the excesses of xmas, birthday and New Year and I think my stomach can now be officially classed as 'hung'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its not the length of the knob itsvthe weight behind it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would be curious to know if you could pick a size what would you choose ?? That's a question to you boys and girls x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its not the length of the knob itsvthe weight behind it "

Now yer talking!

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By *entfootloverMan
over a year ago

Sevenoaks


"nothing worse when a hot guy turns out to have a micro penis lol "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its not the length of the knob itsvthe weight behind it

Now yer talking!"

I Have moments of wisdom thank goodness thats out the way for 2014. XXXXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like a big girth not just length but then again I am greedy xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If your cock is your selling point. Bloody hell...imagine the conversations.

....has anyone measured my tongue yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

does size really matter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If your cock is your selling point. Bloody hell...imagine the conversations.

....has anyone measured my tongue yet?

"

i measured my tongue.

nearly swallowed my sky remote!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"does size really matter"

I think someone should start a thread asking...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thing is when you take the pic it sometimes looks bigger yes because of the angle etc but its not always deliberate, but ofc if its a good pic your going to use it, your only pretending your hung if you say you are and arent, plus hung can be anysize depending on what the ladies perception is so if i say im 7 to most thats not hung but to some it is if they are tight and small. though yes saying you are when your not is stupid thats why i only give the actual size i dont say im hung etc

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thank you lol thats exactly what annoys me. If u saybur hung move your hand and take a pic lol

Like this? "

hope the kids werent trying to play COD when you had the idea to take that pic, brain lol

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey


"does size really matter

I think someone should start a thread asking... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"does size really matter

I think someone should start a thread asking...

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im a grower not a show'er hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thread started

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd never pretend to be hung because it would hurt my neck

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

No point saying you are hung and risk ridicule if asked to Show and Tell. Much rather be average and be able to be deepthroated or go all the way in without leaving spare in the cold

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

The size of a mans cock does not bother me in the slightest. However I like people who are honest, so it would annoy me that they actually felt the need to lie.

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By *rsK69Woman
over a year ago

Neath


"I had one guy on here who I know personally who said he was VWE....his cock was about 3 inches what did you do x

haha it was when we went to a private room but even when he was hard it was about 3 inches, I didn't want to say anything but he was very gorgeous x thats a shame nothing worse when a hot guy turns out to have a micro penis lol "

This is so true......its so dissheartening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If your cock is your selling point. Bloody hell...imagine the conversations.

....has anyone measured my tongue yet?

i measured my tongue.

nearly swallowed my sky remote!"

Oooh. I haven't tried that yet. I use the IKEA pencil though. I feel safe with that measurement.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had one guy on here who I know personally who said he was VWE....his cock was about 3 inches what did you do x

haha it was when we went to a private room but even when he was hard it was about 3 inches, I didn't want to say anything but he was very gorgeous x thats a shame nothing worse when a hot guy turns out to have a micro penis lol

This is so true......its so dissheartening "

and on his profile it still says he has a big cock.....erm.....??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Triple A batteries will make it look HUGE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If your cock is your selling point. Bloody hell...imagine the conversations.

....has anyone measured my tongue yet?

i measured my tongue.

nearly swallowed my sky remote!"

Just spat my coffee out... Sooo funny!

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By *inytitsbigcockCouple
over a year ago

glos


"Does anyone else get ticked off at guys pretending they are hung? Of course if we meet I will know you were lieing. I just hate it when they send you pics were they are squeezing the bottom and holding the camera at certain angles to make it look bigger does anyone else get pissed iff at this?"

so thats how thay do it theres me thinking my god all the men here are to big for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If your cock is your selling point. Bloody hell...imagine the conversations.

....has anyone measured my tongue yet?

i measured my tongue.

nearly swallowed my sky remote!

Just spat my coffee out... Sooo funny! "

women always say that to me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If your cock is your selling point. Bloody hell...imagine the conversations.

....has anyone measured my tongue yet?

i measured my tongue.

nearly swallowed my sky remote!"

...and your meant to measure it!! Not swallow it..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never had any complaints but then i make no comment about my size on my profile, there's pictures it's up to people to decide for themselves

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By *lderguy4funMan
over a year ago

ROTHERHAM

im not well hung but mine gets very very hard and great for fucking so the ladys tell me lol but over six inch lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If your cock is your selling point. Bloody hell...imagine the conversations.

....has anyone measured my tongue yet?

i measured my tongue.

nearly swallowed my sky remote!

...and your meant to measure it!! Not swallow it..

"

its not very easy when you stick something that big in your mouth.

im just glad im not gay....and so are other men lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I make them poke it through the letterbox. Ruler handy .... if it's not as big as they say, I don't open the door. "

you may have to poke the ruler through the letter box as I fear mine wont reach that far to the other side,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only have one size take it or leave it

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By *an and wifeyCouple
over a year ago

n lincs


"Im a grower not a show'er hahahaha "
yeah me too unfortunately does not grow much either. Average here. Not the size of the nail but the size if the hammer pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *rnortholtMan
over a year ago

Waveney Valley

Mr northolt is defo average and until now, I would have said, I've never had any complaints....but before I commit to that I best check all the previous posts!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thank you lol thats exactly what annoys me. If u saybur hung move your hand and take a pic lol

Like this?

hope the kids werent trying to play COD when you had the idea to take that pic, brain lol"

COD?

Kids play with games with large fish these days?

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Some people are obsessed by cock size

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I get more annoyed when a guy messages you banging on about how hung he is, hoping that that is enough for him to have a chance of banging me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When asked how big my cock is I ask how slim they are, not that I'm particularly bothered. Some how I don't seem to get a response back. "

Hahaha, brilliant reply.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does anyone else get ticked off at guys pretending they are hung? Of course if we meet I will know you were lieing. I just hate it when they send you pics were they are squeezing the bottom and holding the camera at certain angles to make it look bigger does anyone else get pissed iff at this?"

Never mind, im sure your mailbox is now overflowing with the genuine article.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd never pretend to be hung because it would hurt my neck "

Hehehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

While we are at it, can we also ban pics of underwired, supportive bras, tight waist belts on sexy outfits, and people sucking their stomach in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We claim 14 inches but based on any 2 of us guys playing haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does anyone else get ticked off at guys pretending they are hung? Of course if we meet I will know you were lieing. I just hate it when they send you pics were they are squeezing the bottom and holding the camera at certain angles to make it look bigger does anyone else get pissed iff at this?"

I really don't think they are pretending, they have compared themselves to others and at some point a woman or guy has told them they are hung and have a big cock, during sex its what men want to hear, so they believe it.

Also it depends on your own idea of what hung is, if you have a husband with a 4 inch cock, it follows a guy with a 5 inch cock or bigger is well hung.

Don't blame the man for saying well hung, when that's what you want to hear or fantasise about.

In this life what we give out we usually attract.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does anyone else get ticked off at guys pretending they are hung?

I see alot of profiles that say they are only after hung/bbc/VWE/VVWE etc etc, so i can see why they would think they need to lie to get ahead"

Good point well made.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about women who claim to be average size, but in reality would need to go on a diet to get in the Rolly Pollies!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What about women who claim to be average size, but in reality would need to go on a diet to get in the Rolly Pollies!!"

that's your chance of a shag reduced by 50%

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What about women who claim to be average size, but in reality would need to go on a diet to get in the Rolly Pollies!!

that's your chance of a shag reduced by 50%"

Yeah, the 50% that are fat feckers!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Define hung in inches please?"

This!

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough


"What about women who claim to be average size, but in reality would need to go on a diet to get in the Rolly Pollies!!"

Could this be a candidate for the Darwin Awards? or the bravest in here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What about women who claim to be average size, but in reality would need to go on a diet to get in the Rolly Pollies!!

Could this be a candidate for the Darwin Awards? or the bravest in here "

Why brave??

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"A womans flower is only so deep so anything elsevis wasted. I like average guys who know how to pleasecand not try to tickle me frigging tonsils from me flower

I find men who constantly boast how big they are a bit off putting to be honest. "

I've never met anyone who bangs on about his cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What about women who claim to be average size, but in reality would need to go on a diet to get in the Rolly Pollies!!

Could this be a candidate for the Darwin Awards? or the bravest in here

Why brave?? "

sorry, for th efirst time ever, im gonna back up genuineguy (although most of his posts leave me baffled)

some women are very quick to point out the lies men forward to try and make themselves attractive, but when men point out the ones women make, they are encouraged to hide their opinions in order to make themselves attractive to these same women.

it may well be that because i have a woman i dont need to kiss ass, but i would rather people like, or indeed dislike, me for being honest, rather than be a sheep and follow the crowd of liars fawning over people in the vain hope they will get a little lick on their cock.

so yes, just as many females lie in their profiles as men.

so get over it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that said, opening messages from women tend not to have the lines 'i ave a tight pussy' or 'i have big 38dd breasts' whereas men are very quick to let us know they have an 8 inch cock.

thsts all very nice, but judging by your message, you are using it to type

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By *riskygazMan
over a year ago

birmingham

well I guess it depends on your idea of what well hung is, I have always considered myself to be well hung, but I have had a couple of women on here say I shouldn't describe my self as well endowed I know there are much bigger cocks out there but I still think I am well hung at about 7 and a half inches and quite thick, I can say hand on heart every women I have been to bed with has said I have a big cock, a couple of girlfriends said when I felt how big your cock was I thought shit that's not going to fit in lol,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"well I guess it depends on your idea of what well hung is, I have always considered myself to be well hung, but I have had a couple of women on here say I shouldn't describe my self as well endowed I know there are much bigger cocks out there but I still think I am well hung at about 7 and a half inches and quite thick, I can say hand on heart every women I have been to bed with has said I have a big cock, a couple of girlfriends said when I felt how big your cock was I thought shit that's not going to fit in lol, "

people tell you what they think you want to hear, in the hope it gets a bit bigger

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey


"What about women who claim to be average size, but in reality would need to go on a diet to get in the Rolly Pollies!!

Could this be a candidate for the Darwin Awards? or the bravest in here

Why brave??

sorry, for th efirst time ever, im gonna back up genuineguy (although most of his posts leave me baffled)

some women are very quick to point out the lies men forward to try and make themselves attractive, but when men point out the ones women make, they are encouraged to hide their opinions in order to make themselves attractive to these same women.

it may well be that because i have a woman i dont need to kiss ass, but i would rather people like, or indeed dislike, me for being honest, rather than be a sheep and follow the crowd of liars fawning over people in the vain hope they will get a little lick on their cock.

so yes, just as many females lie in their profiles as men.

so get over it!"

100% agree - well said.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"What about women who claim to be average size, but in reality would need to go on a diet to get in the Rolly Pollies!!

Could this be a candidate for the Darwin Awards? or the bravest in here

Why brave??

sorry, for th efirst time ever, im gonna back up genuineguy (although most of his posts leave me baffled)

some women are very quick to point out the lies men forward to try and make themselves attractive, but when men point out the ones women make, they are encouraged to hide their opinions in order to make themselves attractive to these same women.

it may well be that because i have a woman i dont need to kiss ass, but i would rather people like, or indeed dislike, me for being honest, rather than be a sheep and follow the crowd of liars fawning over people in the vain hope they will get a little lick on their cock.

so yes, just as many females lie in their profiles as men.

so get over it!

100% agree - well said. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Define hung in inches please?

This!"

7 inches 'Well Endowed'

8 inches 'Very Well Endowed'

9 inches 'VERY Very Well Endowed'

Anything less is average, anything more is exceptionally rare.

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By *ustin666666Man
over a year ago

Nottingham

Women say to me im very wide so wot category does that put me in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Define hung in inches please?

This!

7 inches 'Well Endowed'

8 inches 'Very Well Endowed'

9 inches 'VERY Very Well Endowed'

Anything less is average, anything more is exceptionally rare."

I guess on this formulae I'm half way between Well Endowed & VWE lol

I still maintain that the biggest dick in the world is no good without the mindset of a good lover

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women say to me im very wide so wot category does that put me in "

Naiave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Define hung in inches please?

This!

7 inches 'Well Endowed'

8 inches 'Very Well Endowed'

9 inches 'VERY Very Well Endowed'

Anything less is average, anything more is exceptionally rare."

ANYTHING less cant be average lol.

2 inches isnt average is it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women say to me im very wide so wot category does that put me in

Naiave"

doesnt look that wide...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Define hung in inches please?

This!

7 inches 'Well Endowed'

8 inches 'Very Well Endowed'

9 inches 'VERY Very Well Endowed'

Anything less is average, anything more is exceptionally rare.

ANYTHING less cant be average lol.

2 inches isnt average is it?"

I knew someone would pick up on that. On the spreadsheet I got those stats from, the widest percentage of cocks were between 5 - 6.5 inches, so that would qualify as 'average', between 6.5-7 inches is above average but not big enough to be considered 'Well Endowed'.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"What about women who claim to be average size, but in reality would need to go on a diet to get in the Rolly Pollies!!

Could this be a candidate for the Darwin Awards? or the bravest in here

Why brave??

sorry, for th efirst time ever, im gonna back up genuineguy (although most of his posts leave me baffled)

some women are very quick to point out the lies men forward to try and make themselves attractive, but when men point out the ones women make, they are encouraged to hide their opinions in order to make themselves attractive to these same women.

it may well be that because i have a woman i dont need to kiss ass, but i would rather people like, or indeed dislike, me for being honest, rather than be a sheep and follow the crowd of liars fawning over people in the vain hope they will get a little lick on their cock.

so yes, just as many females lie in their profiles as men.

so get over it!"

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By *ustin666666Man
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Women say to me im very wide so wot category does that put me in

Naiave

doesnt look that wide..."
tell me a condom that fits then. Trojan supra is all I can and thats with lube first.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women say to me im very wide so wot category does that put me in

Naiave

doesnt look that wide...tell me a condom that fits then. Trojan supra is all I can and thats with lube first. "

how would i know.

i dont work for durex, and i dont go round measuring mens dicks.

just by looking at your pic, i have seen thicker.

orry if i hurt your fragile ego

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

People lie to get what they want either on the net or in real life. So no surprises.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women say to me im very wide so wot category does that put me in "

Hmmmm, probably the thickest I've seen in the forums. Nice. Wrong colour for me but nice!

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By *ustin666666Man
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Women say to me im very wide so wot category does that put me in

Naiave

doesnt look that wide...tell me a condom that fits then. Trojan supra is all I can and thats with lube first.

how would i know.sorry if I came across like I have an ego cus I definitely havnt. Thats text talk for you.

i dont work for durex, and i dont go round measuring mens dicks.

just by looking at your pic, i have seen thicker.

orry if i hurt your fragile ego"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Define hung in inches please?

This!

7 inches 'Well Endowed'

8 inches 'Very Well Endowed'

9 inches 'VERY Very Well Endowed'

Anything less is average, anything more is exceptionally rare.

ANYTHING less cant be average lol.

2 inches isnt average is it?

I knew someone would pick up on that. On the spreadsheet I got those stats from, the widest percentage of cocks were between 5 - 6.5 inches, so that would qualify as 'average', between 6.5-7 inches is above average but not big enough to be considered 'Well Endowed'. "

actually very interesting, and i was being flippant with that remark about average.

so there is a small window of opporunity where a guy can make up his own mind between being average and being well endowed?

so, arguably, thats where all the ambiguity comes from.

thats the trouble, when us men are left to make our own minds up. lol.

thats why we get married

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like a glory hole lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I make them poke it through the letterbox. Ruler handy .... if it's not as big as they say, I don't open the door. "

Do you slam the letterbox shut and leave them pinned to the outside of the door whimpering? PMSL

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By *ustin666666Man
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Women say to me im very wide so wot category does that put me in

Naiave

doesnt look that wide...tell me a condom that fits then. Trojan supra is all I can and thats with lube first.

how would i know.sorry if I came across like I have an ego cus I definitely havnt. Thats text talk for you.

i dont work for durex, and i dont go round measuring mens dicks.

just by looking at your pic, i have seen thicker.

orry if i hurt your fragile ego "
seriously I have no ego. Its came across wrong. Just struggle getting condoms on and splitting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Define hung in inches please?

This!

7 inches 'Well Endowed'

8 inches 'Very Well Endowed'

9 inches 'VERY Very Well Endowed'

Anything less is average, anything more is exceptionally rare.

ANYTHING less cant be average lol.

2 inches isnt average is it?

I knew someone would pick up on that. On the spreadsheet I got those stats from, the widest percentage of cocks were between 5 - 6.5 inches, so that would qualify as 'average', between 6.5-7 inches is above average but not big enough to be considered 'Well Endowed'.

actually very interesting, and i was being flippant with that remark about average.

so there is a small window of opporunity where a guy can make up his own mind between being average and being well endowed?"

That was mentioned too, but percentage wise there are ALOT more cocks in the world that fall between 6.5 - 7 inches than there are above it (the frequency drops sharply after 7 inches), hence why that range would only qualify as above average rather than genuinely well endowed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"that said, opening messages from women tend not to have the lines 'i ave a tight pussy' or 'i have big 38dd breasts' whereas men are very quick to let us know they have an 8 inch cock.

thsts all very nice, but judging by your message, you are using it to type"

Oh for crying out loud - is that where i've been going wrong on my profile? I need to talk about m'cock more often lol. *noted*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I used to get a fair few messages from women commenting on the size of my cock, and asking 'how big is it?', so I asked them how big they'd guess and it was almost always 9 inches or more - they stopped asking since I posted the tape measure pic though."

You a defo a big boy honey and cock looks great

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I used to get a fair few messages from women commenting on the size of my cock, and asking 'how big is it?', so I asked them how big they'd guess and it was almost always 9 inches or more - they stopped asking since I posted the tape measure pic though.

You a defo a big boy honey and cock looks great "

Why thankyou, very kind of you to say so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I make them poke it through the letterbox. Ruler handy .... if it's not as big as they say, I don't open the door. "

What happens if it's too thick for the letter box. )

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By *drenaline rushMan
over a year ago

Burnley


"A womans flower is only so deep so anything elsevis wasted. I like average guys who know how to pleasecand not try to tickle me frigging tonsils from me flower "

Surly this is the norm ??

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By *onnie and JohnCouple
over a year ago

WILTSHIRE


"Its not the length of the knob itsvthe weight behind it "

one couple we meet said he has a 4in dick, but the good news is he has 18 stone to push it in with..lol

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By *ustin666666Man
over a year ago

Nottingham


"I make them poke it through the letterbox. Ruler handy .... if it's not as big as they say, I don't open the door.

What happens if it's too thick for the letter box. )"

How thick is it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I make them poke it through the letterbox. Ruler handy .... if it's not as big as they say, I don't open the door.

What happens if it's too thick for the letter box. )"

they push a card through instead and you have to go and collect it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I used to get a fair few messages from women commenting on the size of my cock, and asking 'how big is it?', so I asked them how big they'd guess and it was almost always 9 inches or more - they stopped asking since I posted the tape measure pic though.

You a defo a big boy honey and cock looks great

Why thankyou, very kind of you to say so "

Your welcome bet your cocks tickled a few tonsils lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I used to get a fair few messages from women commenting on the size of my cock, and asking 'how big is it?', so I asked them how big they'd guess and it was almost always 9 inches or more - they stopped asking since I posted the tape measure pic though.

You a defo a big boy honey and cock looks great

Why thankyou, very kind of you to say so

Your welcome bet your cocks tickled a few tonsils lol "

such a shame you dont live in the midlands.

our man brain is after a nice often friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does anyone else get ticked off at guys pretending they are hung? Of course if we meet I will know you were lieing. I just hate it when they send you pics were they are squeezing the bottom and holding the camera at certain angles to make it look bigger does anyone else get pissed iff at this?"

Nah hung or not - dont bother me - I can enjoy one if any size xx

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By *reedy_for_funCouple
over a year ago

My House


"I used to get a fair few messages from women commenting on the size of my cock, and asking 'how big is it?', so I asked them how big they'd guess and it was almost always 9 inches or more - they stopped asking since I posted the tape measure pic though."

I would vote for yours being the best looking Willy on fabs of course I'd need a closer look to be sure !

On the subject of guys boasting it's bigger than it really is, we get lots of pics sent that never fail to amuse us. The funniest of the last couple of days is from a guy claiming to be 7 inches. He had the whole gamut of 'lynx' cans, sky remote and tape measure pics however, folding the tape measure so it started at 1 inch, another fold losing another bit of an inch doesn't make 7 does it? We don't need liars and we'd certainly tell the guy to get out if we found he was lying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thats the problem though.

many women put a lot of emphasis on cock size, and then you see some of the pics, like sexybrains, and could actually feel rater inadequate, leading to some men lying to try and get ahead (or just head)

and, lets be honest, who is realy going to be stood on the doorstep to check the difference between 6 and 7 inches?

and if you are then all this is YOUR fault so you have no reason to complain about guys lying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yup, those who pretend to be hung should be strung up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women say to me im very wide so wot category does that put me in

Naiave

doesnt look that wide...tell me a condom that fits then. Trojan supra is all I can and thats with lube first. "

I buy mine from agricultural merchants, sizes to fit everything up to a stallion, 28 inch length and 10 inch circumference

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women say to me im very wide so wot category does that put me in

Naiave

doesnt look that wide...tell me a condom that fits then. Trojan supra is all I can and thats with lube first.

I buy mine from agricultural merchants, sizes to fit everything up to a stallion, 28 inch length and 10 inch circumference"

thats gonna be a struggle

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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago

Retirement Village

Think it best i took the sock out of my undercrackers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"thats the problem though.

many women put a lot of emphasis on cock size, and then you see some of the pics, like sexybrains, and could actually feel rater inadequate, leading to some men lying to try and get ahead (or just head)

and, lets be honest, who is realy going to be stood on the doorstep to check the difference between 6 and 7 inches?

and if you are then all this is YOUR fault so you have no reason to complain about guys lying."

I think the obsession is based on fantasy rather than fact. I used to meet a woman who insisted on 8 inches plus and I am no where near that, she never complained though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"thats the problem though.

many women put a lot of emphasis on cock size, and then you see some of the pics, like sexybrains, and could actually feel rater inadequate"

Why V and H, that was almost a compliment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I make them poke it through the letterbox. Ruler handy .... if it's not as big as they say, I don't open the door.

What happens if it's too thick for the letter box. )

they push a card through instead and you have to go and collect it"

Hahaha. Very good. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Many women won't step outside the front door until they have full make up applied, hair is coloured to cover any grey and get the shade they desire, they also often wear padded bra's with the optional addition of chicken fillets (arn't they just the best fun ), tenna ladies deal with any incontinence, and can be worn under body shaper pants to smooth out the body shape.

So of course they have the right to complain about men who are over generous in measuring the length of their penis

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By *reedy_for_funCouple
over a year ago

My House


"thats the problem though.

many women put a lot of emphasis on cock size, and then you see some of the pics, like sexybrains, and could actually feel rater inadequate, leading to some men lying to try and get ahead (or just head)

and, lets be honest, who is realy going to be stood on the doorstep to check the difference between 6 and 7 inches?

and if you are then all this is YOUR fault so you have no reason to complain about guys lying."

Blah blah blah. A liar is a liar is a liar as the expression goes. You lie about one thing you'll certainly lie about anything.

We DON'T actually check on the doorstep and neither do actually choose our play partners based on cock size. If you'd read our profile you'd know that. Instead you climb upon your high horse, mistakenly believe you have some moral highground upon which to look down on us and therefore pass judgement on it being our fault. Maybe it's best you keep your insipid judgements to yourself. Yes, we're a prime example of pot, kettle, black but you're certainly no better or different.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"thats the problem though.

many women put a lot of emphasis on cock size, and then you see some of the pics, like sexybrains, and could actually feel rater inadequate, leading to some men lying to try and get ahead (or just head)

and, lets be honest, who is realy going to be stood on the doorstep to check the difference between 6 and 7 inches?

and if you are then all this is YOUR fault so you have no reason to complain about guys lying.

Blah blah blah. A liar is a liar is a liar as the expression goes. You lie about one thing you'll certainly lie about anything.

We DON'T actually check on the doorstep and neither do actually choose our play partners based on cock size. If you'd read our profile you'd know that. Instead you climb upon your high horse, mistakenly believe you have some moral highground upon which to look down on us and therefore pass judgement on it being our fault. Maybe it's best you keep your insipid judgements to yourself. Yes, we're a prime example of pot, kettle, black but you're certainly no better or different. "

excuse me, that wasnt a post directed at you, its a general point.

you feel guilt about your choices thats your problem.

dont project it onto us.

we are an open book.

no lies

no bullshit

and often, way TOO honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"thats the problem though.

many women put a lot of emphasis on cock size, and then you see some of the pics, like sexybrains, and could actually feel rater inadequate

Why V and H, that was almost a compliment "

dude, credit where credits due.

any man who can use their anatomy to advertise things for sale at 'game' is alright by me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Many women won't step outside the front door until they have full make up applied, hair is coloured to cover any grey and get the shade they desire, they also often wear padded bra's with the optional addition of chicken fillets (arn't they just the best fun ), tenna ladies deal with any incontinence, and can be worn under body shaper pants to smooth out the body shape.

So of course they have the right to complain about men who are over generous in measuring the length of their penis

"

Why?? Is the size of a mans cock really that important??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Many women won't step outside the front door until they have full make up applied, hair is coloured to cover any grey and get the shade they desire, they also often wear padded bra's with the optional addition of chicken fillets (arn't they just the best fun ), tenna ladies deal with any incontinence, and can be worn under body shaper pants to smooth out the body shape.

So of course they have the right to complain about men who are over generous in measuring the length of their penis

Why?? Is the size of a mans cock really that important??"

of course.

why have 2 inches you cant get in when you can have 5 lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"thats the problem though.

many women put a lot of emphasis on cock size, and then you see some of the pics, like sexybrains, and could actually feel rater inadequate

Why V and H, that was almost a compliment

dude, credit where credits due.

any man who can use their anatomy to advertise things for sale at 'game' is alright by me lol"

It just made sense - Joypad and Joystick, they make a great couple.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"thats the problem though.

many women put a lot of emphasis on cock size, and then you see some of the pics, like sexybrains, and could actually feel rater inadequate

Why V and H, that was almost a compliment

dude, credit where credits due.

any man who can use their anatomy to advertise things for sale at 'game' is alright by me lol

It just made sense - Joypad and Joystick, they make a great couple."

absolutely.

i myself use mine to model mini chedders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"thats the problem though.

many women put a lot of emphasis on cock size, and then you see some of the pics, like sexybrains, and could actually feel rater inadequate

Why V and H, that was almost a compliment

dude, credit where credits due.

any man who can use their anatomy to advertise things for sale at 'game' is alright by me lol

It just made sense - Joypad and Joystick, they make a great couple.

absolutely.

i myself use mine to model mini chedders"

Just be sure to wash it afterwards, I don't think ladies like yellow penises (unless they're Marge Simpson).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think theres a great inequality on this. I am blessed to be happy with what I have got. It does the task.well enough.

If I was to say your tits need to be this big and your arse this small I would have no chance, so why the demands??

And dont get me started on the obsession.with "BBC" !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yup, those who pretend to be hung should be strung up "

...by their cock. then it might get longer. failing that it'll at least go black, and open up their chances with the BBC lovers

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By *tripper9Man
over a year ago

Blackburn

Happy for the ladies to measure me, anytime!

_tripper9

Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"funnily enough i used to have a cock pic on, and someone messaged and said it looked 7 or 8 inches.

when i said i was just average, never heard anything again lol.

wasnt trying to pretend anything.

was just a pic"

It was the same for me and why I've made almost all my cock pics friend only. Was nice having people msg saying I like your huge but I'm in my head anyway average at best. Didn't want anyone being disappointed if we met lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should I call you cilla black k lol, think he's kind of guy a lady could possibly travel for hehe. think going to have to learn to drive this year lol , midlands where got family.

He's defo got one hell of a nice looking cock aswell as body. Think lot of women would say hell yeah too meeting him

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By *enny the lip lickerMan
over a year ago

bath bristol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does anyone else get ticked off at guys pretending they are hung? Of course if we meet I will know you were lieing. I just hate it when they send you pics were they are squeezing the bottom and holding the camera at certain angles to make it look bigger does anyone else get pissed iff at this?"

Think its a bit rich, coming from a woman.

Everyone post pics on here that they think show them off in the best light.

But we have yet to see guys (excluding the tv/ts on here), who use high heels to elongate their legs, wear false eyelashes and have fake tans, slap loads of make up on, uplift themselves with wonderbra's, or suck themselves in with spanks and don't get me started on the ridiculous 'selfie' pouts loads of girls pull to enhance their lips, like a Leslie Ash wannabe.

And you are moaning about them holding their cock wrong or the angle of the dangle or the camera angle. Come on give them a break, they are only doing what we all are and that's increasing our chances to get a meet. xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm often asked how big I am but I think my slim body and lack of hair makes it look bigger, I can't help that :/

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By *uited staffs guyMan
over a year ago

staffordshire

I refuse to measure, there's a pic on profile, if you're the sort that insists on measurements in millimetres then I suspect you're not going to be a good meet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yep! you see the cock pic and then when the time cums!

I dont know why they bother because it is going to bee seen eventuately and they can hardly get a loan of the neighbours!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm often asked how big I am but I think my slim body and lack of hair makes it look bigger, I can't help that :/ "

I also use the same background to prove they are all my pics,including face pic.

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By *UNCHBOXMan
over a year ago

folkestone

What this site needs is a independent cock panel. So rather like you are photo verified, a panel of women from fab go round measuring 'suspect' cocks sizes.

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By *uited staffs guyMan
over a year ago

staffordshire


"What this site needs is a independent cock panel. So rather like you are photo verified, a panel of women from fab go round measuring 'suspect' cocks sizes. "

As long as they swallowed the tape measure first I'd be up for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm often asked how big I am but I think my slim body and lack of hair makes it look bigger, I can't help that :/ "

FUCK IT! That's why my cock looks small, I'm a hefty guy with a hairy chest.

Time for a diet and shave methinks.

Thanks for the 'heads up' mate! R

XX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When asked how big my cock is I ask how slim they are, not that I'm particularly bothered. Some how I don't seem to get a response back. "
Good man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think its a bit rich, coming from a woman.

Everyone post pics on here that they think show them off in the best light.

But we have yet to see guys (excluding the tv/ts on here), who use high heels to elongate their legs, wear false eyelashes and have fake tans, slap loads of make up on, uplift themselves with wonderbra's, or suck themselves in with spanks and don't get me started on the ridiculous 'selfie' pouts loads of girls pull to enhance their lips, like a Leslie Ash wannabe.

And you are moaning about them holding their cock wrong or the angle of the dangle or the camera angle. Come on give them a break, they are only doing what we all are and that's increasing our chances to get a meet. xxx"

That's a bit blunt, but I agree with the sentiment.

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By *mo-amas-amatMan
over a year ago

brighton

I once had a cock like a truncheon

That my girlfriend decided to munch on

The upshot of this?

When I extract it to piss

It resembles a mosquito's luncheon......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only hung I will ever see, is my bollocks if pretended, not even clever camera angles can help with my todger, happily some ladies like it normal... x

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"I'm often asked how big I am but I think my slim body and lack of hair makes it look bigger, I can't help that :/

FUCK IT! That's why my cock looks small, I'm a hefty guy with a hairy chest.

Time for a diet and shave methinks.

Thanks for the 'heads up' mate! R

XX"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Damn! Well they THOUGHT they were hung, burst bubbles much? Just kidding, happy new year!"

It's not as unsettling as thinking you're below average until you're told many times you're not, believe me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does anyone else get ticked off at guys pretending they are hung? Of course if we meet I will know you were lieing. I just hate it when they send you pics were they are squeezing the bottom and holding the camera at certain angles to make it look bigger does anyone else get pissed iff at this?

Think its a bit rich, coming from a woman.

Everyone post pics on here that they think show them off in the best light.

But we have yet to see guys (excluding the tv/ts on here), who use high heels to elongate their legs, wear false eyelashes and have fake tans, slap loads of make up on, uplift themselves with wonderbra's, or suck themselves in with spanks and don't get me started on the ridiculous 'selfie' pouts loads of girls pull to enhance their lips, like a Leslie Ash wannabe.

And you are moaning about them holding their cock wrong or the angle of the dangle or the camera angle. Come on give them a break, they are only doing what we all are and that's increasing our chances to get a meet. xxx"

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By *reedy_for_funCouple
over a year ago

My House


"

excuse me, that wasnt a post directed at you, its a general point.

you feel guilt about your choices thats your problem.

dont project it onto us.

we are an open book.

no lies

no bullshit

and often, way TOO honest"

Again, you seem to think your insipid opinions and judgements merit and represent a moral highground upon others.

You used YOUR, which means you're projecting that comment at the quote.

Thanks but I feel no guilt at all about my choices of play mates. Some have been big, some small, some with more pounds on their frame than they'd really like but ALL were chosen because they had nice faces and warm personalities.

By your reasoning it boils down to accepting them regardless of penis size if they lied. Maybe we should allow everyone to class themselves as thin, young, fit, vwe, tight of pussy etc because telling lies is perfectly fine as long as you get laid or you feel inadequate compared to others. Be yourself is the best advice to anyone out there. Liars will get caught out in the end.

It seems you totally missed the crux of the OPs post: People who lie in a desperate attempt to get a meet.

You certainly are an open book, one without words but lots of basic pictures.

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over a year ago


"I used to get a fair few messages from women commenting on the size of my cock, and asking 'how big is it?', so I asked them how big they'd guess and it was almost always 9 inches or more - they stopped asking since I posted the tape measure pic though.

I would vote for yours being the best looking Willy on fabs of course I'd need a closer look to be sure !

he was lying"

How did I miss such a lovely compliment?

We could have a 'best cock on fab' competition, but I reckon it'd quickly turn hostile.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"I used to get a fair few messages from women commenting on the size of my cock, and asking 'how big is it?', so I asked them how big they'd guess and it was almost always 9 inches or more - they stopped asking since I posted the tape measure pic though.

I would vote for yours being the best looking Willy on fabs of course I'd need a closer look to be sure !

he was lying

How did I miss such a lovely compliment?

We could have a 'best cock on fab' competition, but I reckon it'd quickly turn hostile."

Hostile?!! You reckon?!! Noooo!!!

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over a year ago


"I used to get a fair few messages from women commenting on the size of my cock, and asking 'how big is it?', so I asked them how big they'd guess and it was almost always 9 inches or more - they stopped asking since I posted the tape measure pic though.

I would vote for yours being the best looking Willy on fabs of course I'd need a closer look to be sure !

he was lying

How did I miss such a lovely compliment?

We could have a 'best cock on fab' competition, but I reckon it'd quickly turn hostile.

Hostile?!! You reckon?!! Noooo!!! "

Well, so many big weapons in one place

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By *lleyCat1969Man
over a year ago

Folkestone

I don't get why anyone who is genuine about meeting would claim to be 'hung' if they're clearly not as you're bound to get caught out. Maybe they hope that once they get a meet it'll be overlooked.

I'm not vwe and am completely honest about it. In my experience ladies take it for what it is (no pun intended) and indeed some, especially those who enjoy anal or dp, don't like it too big anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yip the old camera trickery is used in many ways by both sexes in here that's the gamble u take ladies and gents

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I make them poke it through the letterbox. Ruler handy .... if it's not as big as they say, I don't open the door. "

made me chuckle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I must admit I am guilty of this because I like to get the disappointment out of the way before I sleep with them.

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By *yz69Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

I always say average if asked and if asked for size in inches i'd be more likely to round down so as not to disappoint when we meet. Couldn't imagine a bigger mood killer than you said you were huge... my little finger is bigger.

But i guess it depends how you define average.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An ex of mine used to say I was the biggest she had ever had. Now I have to admit I know I'maverage so Iput it down to her having only been with errrr ..... Smaller gents.

Saying that have been told mine is just right on a few occasions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does anyone else get ticked off at guys pretending they are hung? Of course if we meet I will know you were lieing. I just hate it when they send you pics were they are squeezing the bottom and holding the camera at certain angles to make it look bigger does anyone else get pissed iff at this?"

How can they pretend to be hung lol they either are or they aren't and no amount of camera angles will convince me other wise

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over a year ago


"

excuse me, that wasnt a post directed at you, its a general point.

you feel guilt about your choices thats your problem.

dont project it onto us.

we are an open book.

no lies

no bullshit

and often, way TOO honest

Again, you seem to think your insipid opinions and judgements merit and represent a moral highground upon others.

You used YOUR, which means you're projecting that comment at the quote.

Thanks but I feel no guilt at all about my choices of play mates. Some have been big, some small, some with more pounds on their frame than they'd really like but ALL were chosen because they had nice faces and warm personalities.

By your reasoning it boils down to accepting them regardless of penis size if they lied. Maybe we should allow everyone to class themselves as thin, young, fit, vwe, tight of pussy etc because telling lies is perfectly fine as long as you get laid or you feel inadequate compared to others. Be yourself is the best advice to anyone out there. Liars will get caught out in the end.

It seems you totally missed the crux of the OPs post: People who lie in a desperate attempt to get a meet.

You certainly are an open book, one without words but lots of basic pictures."

so, you noticed i said YOUR, but completely miss the fact i also stated WOMEN, so unless you are women, and not A WOMAN then i dont see how you are taking it personally.

i cant help the way you read things.

words on a screen

dust in the wind

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