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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What words or phrases do you see on profiles that just make you roll your eyes and/ or cringe

Mine would be 'professional' and 'genuine' .... You're not going to admit that you're not genuine now are you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One word does it for us every time "Tounge".

It's T.O.N.G.U.E for pity's sake!

You don't need to be Stephen Fry FFS!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well during the festive season the emptying of sacks did my box in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What words or phrases do you see on profiles that just make you roll your eyes and/ or cringe

Mine would be 'professional' and 'genuine' .... You're not going to admit that you're not genuine now are you?

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Mmmmmmmmmm

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By *he Happy ManMan
over a year ago

Merseyside

"What words or phrases do you see on profiles that just make you roll your eyes and/ or cringe

Mine would be 'professional' and 'genuine' .... You're not going to admit that you're not genuine now are you?

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Clean or hygienic

I should bloody well hope you are lol.

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Straight.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Another one that really gets on my tits is when people say 'if you don't like it, please move along' .... And oh yes, I am well aware that this is on my profile, but it still makes me shudder a little when I see it on every other profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

up for anything ............. REALLY?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Suckable cock... What the...??!! What's an unsuckable cock?!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Well during the festive season the emptying of sacks did my box in! "

Oh gosh yes, any mention of emptying of balls or full balls - MEH, delete!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't bite .... unless you want me to

Defiantly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"up for anything ............. REALLY?!"

You should test them on that for fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Looking For TV " Yet There Profile Says They Are STraight Lmao , Dont They Even Know What A TV is ? Arghhhh !!!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"A Suckable cock... What the...??!! What's an unsuckable cock?!"

Yes, I hate seeing that in veris - gives me no information whatsoever!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any. And I mean ANY profile that tells me to "jog on" makes me do exactly that. Bloody proles.

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

"A Suckable cock... What the...??!! What's an unsuckable cock?!"

I've seen a _iew on here..

One of my hated words is Timewaster, especially when it's spelled Timewaister!

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

I h8 profiles & messages that use txt spk.

Wanna fck?

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By *uckoldandWifeCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

"Breathe through my ears"

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A man who claims to luv giving oral so much he can breath through his ears. I mean, come on

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By *rsK69Woman
over a year ago

Neath

"Can lick for hours" or "can breathe through my ears"

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By *rsK69Woman
over a year ago

Neath

"A man who claims to luv giving oral so much he can breath through his ears. I mean, come on

Beat me to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I h8 profiles & messages that use txt spk.

Wanna fck?"

this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...oh and crap spelling / nonexistent grammar, as well as CAPS LOCK streams of consciousness type profiles.

Generally speaking, how we write is a reflection of how we construct sentences and talk. I'd hate to meet some on here

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

"What's an unsuckable cock?!"

One with cheese under the hood maybe?

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By *he Happy ManMan
over a year ago

Merseyside

"A Suckable cock... What the...??!! What's an unsuckable cock?!"

I would imagine most people think a cheese flavoured knob would be unsuckable lol.

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By *he Happy ManMan
over a year ago

Merseyside

Will fill in later..............

When is later? You have now been on this website for 8 months and you still have for your profile "Will fill in later......"

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By *he Happy ManMan
over a year ago

Merseyside

Ask me anything.

Ok. Some physicists using string theory now think we all live on one big hologram or computer simulation. What do you think about that?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I can handle almost all combinations of words, but I struggle with banality. If someone is original then you can achieve so much more.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm looking for Quality, not Quantity...you go for it, I'll happily combine the two and have lots of fun!

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

"Ask me anything.

Ok. Some physicists using string theory now think we all live on one big hologram or computer simulation. What do you think about that? "

Why do they think that? (sorry I know it wasn't you that stated "ask me anything" but I'm interested!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We won't bite, unless you ask lol!"

XXXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's an unsuckable cock?!

One with cheese under the hood maybe?"

Yuck!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well during the festive season the emptying of sacks did my box in! "

Blimey, how many sacks did it take to break your box...

Sorry read it and couldn't resist

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By *1ckeyMan
over a year ago

Camberley

My pet hate phrase is "to be honest with you..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well during the festive season the emptying of sacks did my box in!

Blimey, how many sacks did it take to break your box...

Sorry read it and couldn't resist

Since I'm in a wonderful mood I shall let it pass

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By *uckoldandWifeCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

"mature for my age"

"don't look my age"

another two favourites

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A Suckable cock... What the...??!! What's an unsuckable cock?!

I would imagine most people think a cheese flavoured knob would be unsuckable lol. "

Is it always cheese?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sydney university or any other legal disclaimer !!! It means nothing never has and never will, it's just a complete waste of bandwidth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sydney university or any other legal disclaimer !!! It means nothing never has and never will, it's just a complete waste of bandwidth "
Here here! Someone should tell them it doesn't make a blind bit of difference. You may as well leave your car unlocked with a note on the dash saying 'please don't steal my car'

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By *issmekate xxxWoman
over a year ago

Non Vanilla Land

"A man who claims to luv giving oral so much he can breath through his ears. I mean, come on

Oh no ... I quite like that one ... I think it is actually true in some cases, I have biological proof !!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sydney university or any other legal disclaimer !!! It means nothing never has and never will, it's just a complete waste of bandwidth "

Always makes me giggle

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""We won't bite, unless you ask lol!"

XXXX"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything where they use the word 'defiantly' when they mean 'definitely'. Although reading that someone can 'defiantly make me cum' makes me seriously chortle....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A Suckable cock... What the...??!! What's an unsuckable cock?!"

Have you seen some of the pics on this site

I can honestly say that there really are unsuckable cocks!

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By *ovable roguesCouple
over a year ago

GATESHEAD

fuck buddies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

HIDDEN PFOFILE!!!! WHY!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"HIDDEN PFOFILE!!!! WHY!!!!

PROFILE! sorry

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By *aeval and aonghusCouple
over a year ago

reading

We get this message a lot...

Im not bi, but I would let Mr suck my cock as long as I could fuck Ms.

^^^^ Thank you for being so selfless for us!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just had this one. You getting much on here? Erm I'm verified and recently I think it's safe to say I'm doing ok!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just received.... What are you looking for?

Errrr...

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By *RYBBWCouple
over a year ago

Leeds.

"Genuine male".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just received.... What are you looking for?

Errrr...

Oh dear that actually made me laugh out loud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just received.... What are you looking for?

Errrr...

Oh dear that actually made me laugh out loud

My reply was.... A husband and kids!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just received.... What are you looking for?

Errrr...

Oh dear that actually made me laugh out loud

My reply was.... A husband and kids!! "

Awesome. Did he reply?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just received.... What are you looking for?

Errrr...

Oh dear that actually made me laugh out loud

My reply was.... A husband and kids!!

Awesome. Did he reply? "

Yes- haha yr gorgeous id love to meet you and have fun with you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What words or phrases do you see on profiles that just make you roll your eyes and/ or cringe

Mine would be 'professional' and 'genuine' .... You're not going to admit that you're not genuine now are you?

Discuss

'Hi you look gorjus'!

and you do xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A Suckable cock... What the...??!! What's an unsuckable cock?!

Yes, I hate seeing that in veris - gives me no information whatsoever!"

well maybe means it's not full of smelly knob cheese?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""mature for my age"

"don't look my age"

another two favourites"

I've been told I'm very mature for my age, frankly it makes me question their sanity for thinking so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sydney university or any other legal disclaimer !!! It means nothing never has and never will, it's just a complete waste of bandwidth "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We get this message a lot...

Im not bi, but I would let Mr suck my cock as long as I could fuck Ms.

^^^^ Thank you for being so selfless for us!

ahh if only you were looking for a single bloke and were closer I'd very happily do very naughty things with the pair of you :p

love the bow tie

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By *he Happy ManMan
over a year ago

Merseyside

"Ask me anything.

Ok. Some physicists using string theory now think we all live on one big hologram or computer simulation. What do you think about that?

Why do they think that? (sorry I know it wasn't you that stated "ask me anything" but I'm interested!)"

I read it on a website. Some physicists think they can prove we live in a computer simulation or hologram.

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

"Sydney university or any other legal disclaimer !!! It means nothing never has and never will, it's just a complete waste of bandwidth "

It's a great fuckwit filter though

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By *entleman_PerveMan
over a year ago

peterborough

Phew thats a relief nothing from my profile here lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Phew thats a relief nothing from my profile here lol"

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By *hechairman18Man
over a year ago

Salford Quays , Manchester

Bi Curious.

Especially from men.

WTF does that mean.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very discrete or you must be discrete.

As if we all walk around telling everyone we meet were swingers and who we just fucked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'I will pay'

When told no after wanting to do naughty things to my better half...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bi Curious.

Especially from men.

WTF does that mean.

Wow this is really getting to you isn't it?!! It means people who are thinking about or have a tiny bit of experience with the same sex. But as I explained on your other thread - that's only the guys that are honest because most aren't and say they're straight. I'm actually beginning to see why now ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some great ones above...

Will also add profiles where they insert 'hidden words' and expect you to start the message to them with said word..... Lmao

That gets an Immediate block from us...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bi Curious.

Especially from men.

WTF does that mean.

You've posted on here and started 2 threads of your own with the same question, so I've taken it upon myself to research for you. You are obviously desperate for a definition, so I consulted our friend Wiki.. That Internet is awesome!!

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bi-curious

Hope this helps to ease your fears!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sydney university or any other legal disclaimer !!! It means nothing never has and never will, it's just a complete waste of bandwidth

It's a great fuckwit filter though

I've now added a clause charging £1 per pixel for use of our pictures and would openly encourage use of said pics.....

Because we obviously will be sending our legal team all over the World to sue all an sundry for breach of copyright lol.... Yeah right

It's laughable....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Profiles written in the style of rough people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bi Curious.

Especially from men.

WTF does that mean.

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bi-curious

Hope this helps to ease your fears!!!!!

or he could ask some of his veri's

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

What I find odd is those people who insert a header line on their Profile in a Twitter style, such as.... 'Meeting on May 23rd'

But it is now months later but they have been too lazy to remove it, despite their profile indicating they have been online in the previous few hours, day or week

Come on, get real and keep your profile up to date!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Professional" does my head in. What does that even mean?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gym fit ...... Really hacks me off ........mainly due to jealously that im not

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By *otlovefun42Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...

"" Looking For TV " Yet There Profile Says They Are STraight Lmao , Dont They Even Know What A TV is ? Arghhhh !!!"

Maybe they just want to sit down and watch Corrie with you

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

nom nom

mmmmmmm

he he he: unless from a six year old

to die for

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By *rank_SimoneCouple
over a year ago

Bideford

People who cannot be bothered to update their profile.

i.e. Ages ...... we are xx and xx when their information clearly indicates otherwise.

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By *i015Man
over a year ago

Millbrook, Southampton

"" Looking For TV " Yet There Profile Says They Are STraight Lmao , Dont They Even Know What A TV is ? Arghhhh !!!"

Maybe their looking for a brand new all singing all dancing 3D HD 80" LED Smart Television, but didn't realise that this wasn't Ebay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Genuine, heavy cummer, repeater, cougar, milf.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A Suckable cock... What the...??!! What's an unsuckable cock?!"

A cock with a dose of genital warts

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some great ones above...

Will also add profiles where they insert 'hidden words' and expect you to start the message to them with said word..... Lmao

That gets an Immediate block from us...

With you on this one

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By *amplemeMan
over a year ago

Working here.

What about the old favourite on a verification...

"treat these guys with respect"

Surely that doesn't need to be mentioned, its a basic requirement during a meet!!!!

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By *he Gentleman CallerMan
over a year ago

Southampton

I'd have to nominate, "treat her with respect" - gentlemen do without having to be reminded!

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By *arnaclebillMan
over a year ago

Robin Hood County

"What words or phrases do you see on profiles that just make you roll your eyes and/ or cringe

Mine would be 'professional' and 'genuine' .... You're not going to admit that you're not genuine now are you?

Discuss

All that crap about Sydney University. Read the FAQ ffs. It tells you what a waste of time it is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grammar spelling complainers and I'm VWE on a profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Profile advice needed..

"Genuine single Male (but cant accomoadate), bi-curious but not gay, looking to find playm8 2 fck for hours.

Im VWE and defiantly love giving oral for hours.. its even been said I can breathe through my ears.

Im professional, discreet and always treat my meets with respect even the slutty ones.

Sydney University you dont have permission to use any of my cock pics for any reason, even the immensely suckable ones."

So tempted to set up a new profile with this as the text just to make people laugh or scream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Message me I promise you won't regret it Or get in touch if you think you can handle me

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By *entleman_PerveMan
over a year ago

peterborough

Hey these may all be cliches but at least its not

"Fill in later" really? are you sure because you have been here weeks and months now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Without offending anyone......, but it's our preference".

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