FabSwingers.com forum: Challenge you?

By *anger mouse and Emma OP Couple
over a year ago

Honiton

I want to find the sexiest one liner ever? GO FOR IT!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you just farted..it smells like heaven..Glasgow chat up line...

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By *anger mouse and Emma OP Couple
over a year ago

Honiton

Time to get this thread going!

Cum on boys and girls. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mate use to say,

If I had a helicopter I'd park it in your back garden!

And his other was

You got a lovely bum !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you have any raisins? How about a date then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bet your last name is Jacobs - because you’re a real cracker!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best one I've ever heard is."any.chance?"

And who said romance is dead?

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By *anger mouse and Emma OP Couple
over a year ago

Honiton

Now we are getting started!

Thanks for helping guys.

Keep them going! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How heavy does a Polar Bear have to be?

Heavy enough to break the ice lol

I know its corny but someone said it to me in the pub last week and I thought it was funny at the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy a fuck !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi my name is Pinocchio, sit on my face and I will tell you more.

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By *anger mouse and Emma OP Couple
over a year ago

Honiton

Thankyou mr Hot.

Like it that's not going to be easy to beat everyone else!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thankyou mr Hot.

Like it that's not going to be easy to beat everyone else!

My mate said it to a girl one night !

Turned round they had gone

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By *anger mouse and Emma OP Couple
over a year ago

Honiton

Raptor big respect!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you want to go and do what I'm going to tell my friends we did anyway?

mates used that one before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you got any oven gloves, why , because your just too hot to handle,

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By *anger mouse and Emma OP Couple
over a year ago

Honiton

How come this all boys answering this thread, all the girls a sleep?

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By *rencherMan
over a year ago

Derby

Your looking very fetching tonight....so how about popping to the bar and fetching me a pint....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol no ladies answering as they're to busy replying to out well thought out chat up lines

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By *anger mouse and Emma OP Couple
over a year ago

Honiton

Crafty (clever)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Crafty (clever)"

Its easy to be clever in the right company

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guy chatting up 2 girls and says to the one he fancies on the sly, "Are you by any chance a magician ? " no she replies why ? " Because I need you to make your friend disappear !"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does your alarm clock work? Yes. Good set it for 7am so I'm not late for work in the morning. xx

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By *inocchioMan
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

My name is Pinocchio. I might be a real boy, but I got wood for you.

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