FabSwingers.com forum: worst meet?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

what's been your worst ever meet? what was so bad about it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For me. Met someone who has showered which was a bonus yet decided to wear stinky clothes. Like wet dog and stale smoke!!

Im sure some others have more horrendous smelly stories than mine but havent had loads of meets...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He tried to force my head down to his cock in the car after I clearly said no!!!. I went to meet him after having agree a social only. Not very nice at all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"what's been your worst ever meet? what was so bad about it?"

A time machine was involved as she was nearer 60 than 30.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He tried to force my head down to his cock in the car after I clearly said no!!!. I went to meet him after having agree a social only. Not very nice at all. "

Hope you bit the bastard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had this lady sucking the tip of my cock and its only a tiddler and she threw up not nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A girl I met away from this site led me to her bedroom...as I began to delve to lower quarters and remove her underwear, I got about a foot away and could smell a horrible stench

My favourite thing in the world seemed to turn into a possible hazard for my tongue....I made my excuses and left soon after.

Shame really because she was a lovely girl too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A girl I met away from this site led me to her bedroom...as I began to delve to lower quarters and remove her underwear, I got about a foot away and could smell a horrible stench

My favourite thing in the world seemed to turn into a possible hazard for my tongue....I made my excuses and left soon after.

Shame really because she was a lovely girl too

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just as well you didn't go any further... You may have been eating cottage cheese!! Ha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My oddest meet was meeting a lady at her house. Took me upstairs. Her husband was in the wardrobe wanking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A woman for who soap must be a swear word as her down stairs was rather pungent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

myself last night, got I was shit, shot my load after 5 minutes and left immediately

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My oddest meet was meeting a lady at her house. Took me upstairs. Her husband was in the wardrobe wanking. "

LOL, I am not odd... only joking I hide UNDER the bed!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Met up socially, went for a stroll. We got close & she stank of BO.

Had to be polite & left. Never messaged her again.

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

met a bloke from another site who was a real mummies boy couldn't wait for him to go home to her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A girl I met away from this site led me to her bedroom...as I began to delve to lower quarters and remove her underwear, I got about a foot away and could smell a horrible stench

My favourite thing in the world seemed to turn into a possible hazard for my tongue....I made my excuses and left soon after.

Shame really because she was a lovely girl too

just as well you didn't go any further... You may have been eating cottage cheese!! Ha!"

I have just 'sick'd' in my mouth a little

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A girl I met away from this site led me to her bedroom...as I began to delve to lower quarters and remove her underwear, I got about a foot away and could smell a horrible stench

My favourite thing in the world seemed to turn into a possible hazard for my tongue....I made my excuses and left soon after.

Shame really because she was a lovely girl too

just as well you didn't go any further... You may have been eating cottage cheese!! Ha!

I have just 'sick'd' in my mouth a little

Hahahahaha sorry

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I always check these just to see if my name has come up, or anyone has written about meeting an unbalanced, overbalancing tranny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I always check these just to see if my name has come up, or anyone has written about meeting an unbalanced, overbalancing tranny

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"I always check these just to see if my name has come up, or anyone has written about meeting an unbalanced, overbalancing tranny

Not yet!

My very worst meet would take too long to write about, but I had a meet not that long ago which promised a great deal and didn't deliver at all. Such a disappointment, for both of us I suspect.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From another site where I met a couple had a meal and was asked back to theirs - at start of play she started complaining my equipment was too big - I asked he didn't she check my profile and she replied saying only her husband did !

I told them both to grow up and I promptly left

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a tedious mmf experience where the couple both came in about 30 seconds leaving me on wank catch up. I truly was the third wheel. I felt used. I love mmf... But that was rubbish.

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By *drianukMan
over a year ago

Spain, Lancs

Once arranged to meet a cpl. Turned up and knocked at their door.

A woman answered it - but knew nothing about 'our meet'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once met a guy who came in his pants when took my top off...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's well impressive... Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's well impressive... Xxx"

Believe me I was not impressed!

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By *errynjuneCouple
over a year ago

Barnsley

"myself last night, got I was shit, shot my load after 5 minutes and left immediately"

So it WAS you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We broke our golden rule and didn't get a proper photograph. The shot they sent was from a distance. We agreed to meet for a drink first. Phew. Oh gord their teeth were like they sung for the pogues. They were doing roll ups from a silver baccy tin. They asked us if we minded Rottweilers. Needless to say we declined the offer to go back to their place and exited as quickly as we could. I suppose they could have done a good rendition of "The bells were ringing out for christmas day"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worse meet for me was one with someone who was oblivious to the benefits of soap and water...

Just had to smile, be the gentleman, make my excuses and leave ASAP...

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

he put a condom on and came before it was fully on

5 mins from opening the door to him going

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I first joined here, about yr ago I got chatting to a guy, his profile said, smart, clean, tidy, professional ,

When we met, his hair was dirty, scruffy, his jumper had at least a weeks worth of food stains down it, he went to buy coffee and had no money!!!

Talk about feeling I was looking after care in community !!!!!

Left pretty quick ......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I met someone from a dating site and I helped her find the joys of squirting....

Sadly things went horribly wrong a few days later when I had her on all fours and was pleasureing her by hand from behind. She was getting to the happy ending and basically lost control. She shat into my cupped hand. Q me running upstair to dispose of the deposit..... Bit of a passion killer

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I shouldn't be reading these while I'm on the train, absolutely pissing myself LMFAO

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

"I met someone from a dating site and I helped her find the joys of squirting....

what a party pooper lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My oddest meet was meeting a lady at her house. Took me upstairs. Her husband was in the wardrobe wanking. "

That's funny ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I met someone from a dating site and I helped her find the joys of squirting....

Thou shall be known from this day as "pooper scooper " ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"he put a condom on and came before it was fully on

5 mins from opening the door to him going"

Lmao..,,,dam... talk about record time ....if only you had that on vid , could've sent it into "you've been framed "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once met a guy who came in his pants when took my top off...

Dam....where do this people come from...really just your top off...and over...god .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a meet along the lines of a woman with the most horrendous smell down below , gives me a gag reflex every time I think of that nightmare meet ....yuk !

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

met a bloke once who as fucking was shouting hey im fucking a stranger

he rang me a few days later asking to meet again to which I said we were no longer strangers so sorry

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By *unwithus2.Couple
over a year ago

south kent

"I met someone from a dating site and I helped her find the joys of squirting....

well that was a shit ending

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone who was not who they said they was.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"myself last night, got I was shit, shot my load after 5 minutes and left immediately"

At least you have the courage to admit it. Well done!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once met a guy who came in his pants when took my top off...

I can understand that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i had chicken balls from the chinese once and they were undercooked.

worst meat ever!!!!!

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

"That's well impressive... Xxx

Believe me I was not impressed!

that is an impressive top

no it wasn't me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Took a friend to meet a couple. She shoed what seemed like a dozen kids into the street. We all went upstairs, he fucked my friend and came in less than a minute ... Nothing was turning me on about the situation, we left.

The lady I took was hopping mad!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"met a bloke once who as fucking was shouting hey im fucking a stranger

he rang me a few days later asking to meet again to which I said we were no longer strangers so sorry"

Haha top reply

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Met a woman not from here had a few meets previously, agreed to take her to Milan for the weekend. was meeting at the airport had been texting and phoning all week i got to the airport waited and waited no show. £500 gesture up the swanny was not impessed. she blocked me on site and she is talking to me on here SHOULD I GET REVENGE ? i sent her a ranfom pic she doesnt know its me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"myself last night, got I was shit, shot my load after 5 minutes and left immediately

At least you have the courage to admit it. Well done!

I can't help it, just a quick glance of myself in the mirror and I can't stop myself. I didn't call myself up the next day either

It made me feel used. 5 weeks of amusing and irrelevant chat, a couple of cams with myself to make sure I'm not some sort of weirdo and I blow the first meet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

several bad ones

one with my ex we went to see a couple

he was under his old van on the drive in overalls when we arrived ...he just whipped em off ..& wiping his hands on a tea towel wanted to strip her off in the hall ..his missus was in the kitchen washing up

as a single guy a lady off here who had BO issues ..house was a tip & i was nearly sick ..i answered my phone & said i gotta go ..thank you PPI claim call

another with a couple where he tried to shove a cucumber up my ass ( no warning )

i left 2 mins after ....leaving them rowing on the landing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meet some one from a dating site.

All went well till her house mate come home. And turns out to be her ex. Who was not very happy and proceeded to kick off and get violent till I left.

Never saw her again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"several bad ones

one with my ex we went to see a couple

as a single guy a lady off here who had BO issues ..house was a tip & i was nearly sick ..i answered my phone & said i gotta go ..thank you PPI claim call

another with a couple where he tried to shove a cucumber up my ass ( no warning )

i left 2 mins after ....leaving them rowing on the landing "

what were they rowing over?

had he ruined the salad? lol

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By *ORNY_DEVIL_SEEKERSCouple
over a year ago

Basildon Essex

The worst meet for us was our first when we started looking for couples,this couple picked us up and took us to there's for a meal and drinks and it got to about midnight and they were so d*unk they fell asleep on us and we was just sitting there wondering what to do so we left and as we brought no cash with us we had walk 5 miles back home at 1am in the morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a couple of bad meets. Very first one, the husband stayed down stairs while we were in the bedroom. She laid on the bed and never moved when I gave oral or fucked her. Never said a word either. Made me doubt myself.

Another was a cat in the bedroom....

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Another was a cat in the bedroom...."

Don't tell me there was a nasty incident with it confusing the scratching pose and part of your anatomy?

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By *r Mahogany70Man
over a year ago

Leicester

"Had a couple of bad meets. Very first one, the husband stayed down stairs while we were in the bedroom. She laid on the bed and never moved when I gave oral or fucked her. Never said a word either. Made me doubt myself.

Another was a cat in the bedroom...."

Don't suppose it occurred to you that the poor woman was probably being forced into something she didn't want to do? A little communication with her probably wouldn't have gone amiss.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Met this FF couple a while ago.

Had socials, chatted and got on really well..

Went to play, and as bad as it sounds, wasnt shaved, smelled horrid, and left a shit stain on my bed!!

Put me off sex for a while lol!

6 months of rehab and im back

lol!

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

Aint it about time this thread had a facetious "the time I met your Mum" comment?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I met a couple where the wife was very into her husband's bi-sexuality.

Him not so much.

Nor me for that matter as it wasn't mentioned anywhere.

The room was hotter than hell and when a five year old ran in unannounced I upped and left.

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By *ogistical NightmaresCouple
over a year ago

Manchester Area

"I met someone from a dating site and I helped her find the joys of squirting....

No shit Sherlock?..... oh sorry it appears there was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another was a cat in the bedroom....

The women was very welcoming and didn't seem to be co erced , also, very chatty outside the bedroom but then I'm not an expert and it was my first meet.

Lets just say the cat was very jealous...

Don't suppose it occurred to you that the poor woman was probably being forced into something she didn't want to do? A little communication with her probably wouldn't have gone amiss. "

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By *ev-PMan
over a year ago

Hampshire

sounds a bit dodgy ..wasn't a blow up ladydoll was it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just the guy who had a living room full of cat food in bowls everywhere, although I didn't see one cat....as I sat on his couch I felt something a little eughhh and when I looked it was covered in biscuits and a blanket of cat hairs....wasn't there long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Met a couple at their home who were obviously not reading from the same page regarding swinging, also wasn't honest about their stats as he was vertically challanged and she should have had warning lights for low flying aircraft on her head!

He was a borderline mute, she wouldn't shut the f**k up and got worse as she gulped down 3 bottles of wine (without a glass) Then, when we finally plucked up the courage to tell them we wasn't interested they ignored us and began to what we could only call "make love" right in front of the front door! We were trapped! So, we sat there on their sofa watching Eastenders while they continued to whisper sweet nothings to eachother on the frontroom floor!

We eventually stepped over them, pushing them aside with our feet and slipped out the front door to freedom! I don't think they even noticed lol

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By *orkieMan
over a year ago

Who knows

Arranged a meet with a lady off here (no longer on site) bout 5 years ago, thought I was onto a winner as she had given me her profile details off another site to check out her verifications, checked them out and was thinking she was gonna blow my mind and several other things.

Anyway duly turned up at the prearranged time, with supplies of wine, condoms etc (boy scout training kicked in), was walking down the path (dark night here) sees a woman come to the door and stand on the step..... Stops and takes in the view, comparison to pics on profile was... pics 10 yrs younger and prob 2 stone lighter (aint it a bugger when ya cant find the Trading Standards number on your phone)

Being a typical bloke who had the mantra of a stiff dick has no conscience duly crossed the threshold and made myself comfortable. The polite pre shag chat consisted of her telling me what where and how she had done it with Tom Dick and Harry (think Fred n Steve must have been unavailable due to conflicting shift patterns) Her sales pitch was so good I nearly signed up for replacement double glazing and a concrete imprinted driveway as well.

The deed was done and I think we were both mildly satisfied, I was then told I was staying the night and to expect a wake up call sometime during the nocturnal hrs. Being a guy who does as he was told I set the inbuilt alarm clock to go off bout 3 hrs later. It worked a treat and set out to "Do what she printed on my tin" 10 minutes of frenzied activity and mid thrust she came out with the immortal words "Can we stop cos I`m feeling tired again, but leave the condom on in case I wake up again in an hour or so" Talk about a slap with a nurses pencil, Tommy Todger went down like the Titanic.

A few hrs later (6am) it was a simultaneous wake up and I was greeted with "Why aint you still got the condom on, do ya fancy another go and what do ya want for breakfast* (thought such interrogations were against the Human Rights Act).I know I was only supposed to give name, rank and serial number but I ad-libbed to decline her kind offer informing her that I was due on site in 3/4 of an hour and I would get a Maccy D`s breakfast on the way.

As I sloped off down the path I made a mental note to tell the team they owed me one big style

BTW no animals were harmed in the making or recounting of this tale

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By *ondcpl4meetCouple
over a year ago

North of the river

Our worst meet was when Tony(Hubby )was licking her pussy,her legs wrapped around his shoulders whilst her partner was doing the same .Then out of nowhere he jumped up screaming at my Tony lol then he started to cry,telling Tony to stop,and to top it all off she said to Tony finish me off first lol which then the guy run into the bathroom and locked him self in,all this time Tony was trying to get out but she locked him begging to finish her off .

Anyone beat that!!! i challenge you lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Our worst meet was when Tony(Hubby )was licking her pussy,her legs wrapped around his shoulders whilst her partner was doing the same .Then out of nowhere he jumped up screaming at my Tony lol then he started to cry,telling Tony to stop,and to top it all off she said to Tony finish me off first lol which then the guy run into the bathroom and locked him self in,all this time Tony was trying to get out but she locked him begging to finish her off .

Anyone beat that!!! i challenge you lol "

i we can.

we were on a meet and i suddenly got cramp, stood up crying, the woman was startled, the fella couldnt be arsed stopping licking my missus.

i then went to the toilet for a shit, and they kept hammering on the door lol

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By *uietlyKinkyUsCouple
over a year ago

midlands

I'd love to share; but it wouldn't be right, as they use these forums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy who I had been friends with for ages talked me into going to his. Was all ok until he picked me up from the train Station and said.. By the way, i did tell you that I've moved back in with my Mum didn't I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd love to share; but it wouldn't be right, as they use these forums

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haha

ditto

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The worst one we had was a couple we had been chatting to for a while invited us to their home.

We walked in and it took our breath away, literally - the stench.

the place was filthy!

we literally perched on the edge of a sofa for 5 minutes, refusing all offers of drink, then politely explained that they were not for us and left.

It was a good job we left when we did, as I was about to expire from not breathing in there!

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By *r Mahogany70Man
over a year ago

Leicester

"I'd love to share; but it wouldn't be right, as they use these forums

haha

ditto"

If I'd met either of you two I'd be very worried right now.

Thing is, do the other parties think it was a great meet?

Oh, and maybe you two should message each other, could be the same person

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By *uietlyKinkyUsCouple
over a year ago

midlands

"I'd love to share; but it wouldn't be right, as they use these forums

haha

ditto

If I'd met either of you two I'd be very worried right now.

Thing is, do the other parties think it was a great meet?

Oh, and maybe you two should message each other, could be the same person

Unlikely given the mileage difference but i do like the way you had to point out you hadn't met either if us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He tried to force my head down to his cock in the car after I clearly said no!!!. I went to meet him after having agree a social only. Not very nice at all. "

Nasty, what an arsehole

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By *iss_BehavingWoman
over a year ago

manchester

had to ask a couple to leave my home once, he decided she was enjoying herself too much with me and started kicking off...almost turned violent..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"had to ask a couple to leave my home once, he decided she was enjoying herself too much with me and started kicking off...almost turned violent..

I think it's pathetic when a person of the "couple" kick off or get funny!

They shouldn't be on here or getting involved if they can't hack it

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By *r Mahogany70Man
over a year ago

Leicester

"I'd love to share; but it wouldn't be right, as they use these forums

haha

ditto

If I'd met either of you two I'd be very worried right now.

Thing is, do the other parties think it was a great meet?

Oh, and maybe you two should message each other, could be the same person

Unlikely given the mileage difference but i do like the way you had to point out you hadn't met either if us

Busted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Met someone at short notice, arrived, shit all over the floor, condoms scattered around the bed which had no bedding on and was just all over the show, was only there 5 minutes was just...

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By *ondcpl4meetCouple
over a year ago

North of the river

Anyone beat that!!! i challenge you lol

i we can.

we were on a meet and i suddenly got cramp, stood up crying, the woman was startled, the fella couldnt be arsed stopping licking my missus.

i then went to the toilet for a shit, and they kept hammering on the door lol

Nawww still thinks ours was worse lol

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By *ondcpl4meetCouple
over a year ago

North of the river

"I'd love to share; but it wouldn't be right, as they use these forums

The mind boggles lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Arranged a meet with a lady off here (no longer on site) bout 5 years ago, thought I was onto a winner as she had given me her profile details off another site to check out her verifications, checked them out and was thinking she was gonna blow my mind and several other things.

As I sloped off down the path I made a mental note to tell the team they owed me one big style

BTW no animals were harmed in the making or recounting of this tale

Phew.... Shan't be giving this guy any more amphetamine. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"several bad ones

one with my ex we went to see a couple

as a single guy a lady off here who had BO issues ..house was a tip & i was nearly sick ..i answered my phone & said i gotta go ..thank you PPI claim call

another with a couple where he tried to shove a cucumber up my ass ( no warning )

i left 2 mins after ....leaving them rowing on the landing "

Lol ...cucumber...wtf ...hahaha

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over a year ago

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Met this woman, when I arrived she was pissed, I let it go,,,,,,,,started to have a bit of a play, fingering her to orgasm, then as she came she shit herself,,,,,,,,I was like Alan wells,,,,,,,,,,,!!!!!

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

"several bad ones

one with my ex we went to see a couple

as a single guy a lady off here who had BO issues ..house was a tip & i was nearly sick ..i answered my phone & said i gotta go ..thank you PPI claim call

another with a couple where he tried to shove a cucumber up my ass ( no warning )

i left 2 mins after ....leaving them rowing on the landing

what were they rowing over?

had he ruined the salad? lol"

the fact she was sopping wet...i had her at the point & he ruined it ...lol

salad ...i dont think she ate it ..

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over a year ago

"Met this woman, when I arrived she was pissed, I let it go,,,,,,,,started to have a bit of a play, fingering her to orgasm, then as she came she shit herself,,,,,,,,I was like Alan wells,,,,,,,,,,,!!!!!"

LMFAO

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over a year ago

I'm peeing my pants reading some of these. I've never really had a bad meet as I tend to always meets socially first and with some thank god I did!! I paid over 20 quid for a train ticket to meet a guy in a bar near Waterloo and when he turned up he wasn't the guy in his pics, he was vile and wondered why I was a tad pissed off! He had the cheek to suggest that as I was there I may as well stay for a drink so got him to order the most expensive bottle of champagne, which to my amazement he did, then pissed off sharpish when he was at the bar!!

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over a year ago

Oh had our share

As a couple one chap turned up and was back on the street inside of 5 minutes as he came in 2 strokes and then asked if he could stay and try again after he had revovered in an hour.

As a single male

Went upstairs to play and found a baby asleep in the cot next to the bed.

Turned up for a meet and broke my own rule of not getting a pic first she was not as advertised in any stretch of imagination so I left.

One couple went to theirs for 9pm and was told another chap would be coming. He was 2 hours late during which time they had d*unk 3 bottles of wine. When the chap turned up they had a chat with him so another 2 bottles got d*unk which took another 2 hours. So its now 1am and I have to drive an hour to get home with work in the morning.

The lady starts to feel unwell and getting cold feet. The couple go in the kitchen and have a huge slanging match. Me and the other chap are about to leave when they come in and announce they are ready to play and crack another bottle of wine. It's now nearly 2am and I am pissed off at everyone in the room, they are d*unk and the other chap is being very pushy which is putting the lady off even further.

So que another row in the kitchen and the hubby comes back and asks us to leave as the lady changed her mind. So me and the other chap up sticks and go. I had just started the car when I got a text asing me to come back as she was ready to play now the other guy had gone as I was OK. I replied saying I had to leave as it was so late. I then got a phone call from the lady calling me a timewaster, gay etc. So that was blocked and I drove home.

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