FabSwingers.com forum: Broke another wand!

By *landfordfabbers OP Couple
over a year ago

Blandford ish

So Sir and I were playing and he tied the mains powered wand to me. Well it was intense and sorry if this is to much info but I squirted and it went pop!! That's twice now!! I can't stop myself! I know they use them in porn and girls squirt but theirs never breaks.

Anyone have one? Tips on using it and not killing it!! It's my favourite toy

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Ollivander's must be doing good business

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By *eeriseWoman
over a year ago

Manchester and that's all you need to know

"So Sir and I were playing and he tied the mains powered wand to me. Well it was intense and sorry if this is to much info but I squirted and it went pop!! That's twice now!! I can't stop myself! I know they use them in porn and girls squirt but theirs never breaks.

Anyone have one? Tips on using it and not killing it!! It's my favourite toy

What's a wand?

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By *landfordfabbers OP Couple
over a year ago

Blandford ish

Lol! I didn't mean that sort of wand, although Harry potter was on last night! Maybe we jinxed it!

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By *landfordfabbers OP Couple
over a year ago

Blandford ish

Like this:

http://www.wandmassagers.co.uk/9-speed-magic-wand-massager-25-c.asp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

put a condom around it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always break my rabbits and consider wands far too expensive to break *pout*

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By *eeriseWoman
over a year ago

Manchester and that's all you need to know

"Like this:

http://www.wandmassagers.co.uk/9-speed-magic-wand-massager-25-c.asp"

OMG please tell me you didn't pay £59.99 for it

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By *landfordfabbers OP Couple
over a year ago

Blandford ish

"I always break my rabbits and consider wands far too expensive to break *pout*"

Yeah they are and I'm gutted!!

Plus don't really wanna get electrocuted lol

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By *landfordfabbers OP Couple
over a year ago

Blandford ish

"Like this:

http://www.wandmassagers.co.uk/9-speed-magic-wand-massager-25-c.asp

OMG please tell me you didn't pay £59.99 for it"

Lol no got it on offer...... Would I pay £60?? Quite possibly!!! Most incredible toy ever!!! But no I didn't lol

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By *eeriseWoman
over a year ago

Manchester and that's all you need to know

"Like this:

http://www.wandmassagers.co.uk/9-speed-magic-wand-massager-25-c.asp

OMG please tell me you didn't pay £59.99 for it

Lol no got it on offer...... Would I pay £60?? Quite possibly!!! Most incredible toy ever!!! But no I didn't lol "

Please excuse my question but it looks way too big to go inside, so I'm confused on how it broke

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

5 Year 'no-quibble' warranty

Send it back

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By *wingerdelightCouple
over a year ago

eastliegh

we got one of the oldones, and have never broken it, yet! it was expensive and we have heard some of the cheaper ones can be not as good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel for you

mines on its way out too x

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By *landfordfabbers OP Couple
over a year ago

Blandford ish

"Like this:

Please excuse my question but it looks way too big to go inside, so I'm confused on how it broke

Doesn't go inside goes against your clit or end of his cock. .... It got wet!

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By *landfordfabbers OP Couple
over a year ago

Blandford ish

"I feel for you

mines on its way out too x "

I'm grieving lol

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By *eeriseWoman
over a year ago

Manchester and that's all you need to know

"Like this:

Please excuse my question but it looks way too big to go inside, so I'm confused on how it broke

Doesn't go inside goes against your clit or end of his cock. .... It got wet! "

Someone got me one on my birthday last year and I thought it was a back massager so I just put it in the wardrobe. It never came in a box as they but it in a basket with soap ect

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By *landfordfabbers OP Couple
over a year ago

Blandford ish

"Like this:

Please excuse my question but it looks way too big to go inside, so I'm confused on how it broke

Doesn't go inside goes against your clit or end of his cock. .... It got wet!

Someone got me one on my birthday last year and I thought it was a back massager so I just put it in the wardrobe. It never came in a box as they but it in a basket with soap ect "

Your gonna have fun later !

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By *leasures4Couple
over a year ago

East midlands

"I feel for you

mines on its way out too x

I'm grieving lol"

We have only used mine twice. Had it about a year. Never thought to use it on my fella! Will be trying it now though.

I buy all sorts but hardly any of them. Lol! My latest is a double ender. Shame you're not closer....

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By *leasures4Couple
over a year ago

East midlands

"Like this:

Please excuse my question but it looks way too big to go inside, so I'm confused on how it broke

Doesn't go inside goes against your clit or end of his cock. .... It got wet!

Someone got me one on my birthday last year and I thought it was a back massager so I just put it in the wardrobe. It never came in a box as they but it in a basket with soap ect "

This has made my day!

Go get it back out of the wardrobe....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I feel for you

mines on its way out too x

I'm grieving lol"

I won't miss the noise it makes that's for sure

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By *ocketrocket80Man
over a year ago

Walsall

"Like this:

Please excuse my question but it looks way too big to go inside, so I'm confused on how it broke

Doesn't go inside goes against your clit or end of his cock. .... It got wet!

Someone got me one on my birthday last year and I thought it was a back massager so I just put it in the wardrobe. It never came in a box as they but it in a basket with soap ect

This has made my day!

Go get it back out of the wardrobe....

Me to

I think Leerise may be offline for a little while

lol

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By *eeriseWoman
over a year ago

Manchester and that's all you need to know

"Like this:

Please excuse my question but it looks way too big to go inside, so I'm confused on how it broke

Doesn't go inside goes against your clit or end of his cock. .... It got wet!

Someone got me one on my birthday last year and I thought it was a back massager so I just put it in the wardrobe. It never came in a box as they but it in a basket with soap ect

This has made my day!

Go get it back out of the wardrobe....

I just took it out of the basket and I can confirm it's not a back massager

right where will I find the instructions for it?

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By *landfordfabbers OP Couple
over a year ago

Blandford ish

"Like this:

Please excuse my question but it looks way too big to go inside, so I'm confused on how it broke

Doesn't go inside goes against your clit or end of his cock. .... It got wet!

Someone got me one on my birthday last year and I thought it was a back massager so I just put it in the wardrobe. It never came in a box as they but it in a basket with soap ect

This has made my day!

Go get it back out of the wardrobe....

I just took it out of the basket and I can confirm it's not a back massager

right where will I find the instructions for it?"

Plug in.... Press on! Put where it feels good.... Don't get it wet! Lol

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

London

Shame you didn't get it from Lovehoney as they'd send you a new one free if it was undera year old!

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By *ocketrocket80Man
over a year ago

Walsall

"I feel for you

mines on its way out too x

I'm grieving lol

I won't miss the noise it makes that's for sure

Queeny

I'll get you one for Christmas with a free music cd to drown the noise out

How does that sound? X

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By *landfordfabbers OP Couple
over a year ago

Blandford ish

"I feel for you

mines on its way out too x

I'm grieving lol

We have only used mine twice. Had it about a year. Never thought to use it on my fella! Will be trying it now though.

I buy all sorts but hardly any of them. Lol! My latest is a double ender. Shame you're not closer....

Sounds good! Road trip?

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By *uthTVDerbysTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Snoresville ... .... Try Hogwarts Factory Shop

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By *landfordfabbers OP Couple
over a year ago

Blandford ish

"Shame you didn't get it from Lovehoney as they'd send you a new one free if it was undera year old! "

Knowing my luck there will be something in the t&c about "water" damage!

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By *eeriseWoman
over a year ago

Manchester and that's all you need to know

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By *leasures4Couple
over a year ago

East midlands

"Like this:

Please excuse my question but it looks way too big to go inside, so I'm confused on how it broke

Doesn't go inside goes against your clit or end of his cock. .... It got wet!

Someone got me one on my birthday last year and I thought it was a back massager so I just put it in the wardrobe. It never came in a box as they but it in a basket with soap ect

This has made my day!

Go get it back out of the wardrobe....

I just took it out of the basket and I can confirm it's not a back massager

right where will I find the instructions for it?"

Plug in..turn on and apply to pussy area. Voilà!

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By *leasures4Couple
over a year ago

East midlands

"I feel for you

mines on its way out too x

I'm grieving lol

We have only used mine twice. Had it about a year. Never thought to use it on my fella! Will be trying it now though.

I buy all sorts but hardly any of them. Lol! My latest is a double ender. Shame you're not closer....

Sounds good! Road trip?

Tempting...

However its a tad too far..

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

London

"Shame you didn't get it from Lovehoney as they'd send you a new one free if it was undera year old!

Knowing my luck there will be something in the t&c about "water" damage! "

Nope, you can return anything for any reason within a year. Even if you just got bored of it.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

wrap in clingfilm .. not the wand ..... you lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"we got one of the oldones, and have never broken it, yet! it was expensive and we have heard some of the cheaper ones can be not as good. "

Me too, amazing

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By *landfordfabbers OP Couple
over a year ago

Blandford ish

"wrap in clingfilm .. not the wand ..... you lol "

Lol think I might get a tad warm!

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

"Shame you didn't get it from Lovehoney as they'd send you a new one free if it was undera year old!

Knowing my luck there will be something in the t&c about "water" damage!

Nope, you can return anything for any reason within a year. Even if you just got bored of it. "

You think lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you have a look on the likes of eBay, you may be interested to know that various attachment heads are available for the Hitachi type wand...... and their reviews seems excellent.

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