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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Is that a good thread idea for April 1st?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmm guys would probably belive it tho...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes thats a first one I seen lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is that a good thread idea for April 1st?

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That's cruel

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

Expect loads of pm's from guys that haven't read the post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No one who's been here long enough will ever believe that.

Then again wait.... you haven't been messaging men have you?

Silk

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Expect loads of pm's from guys that haven't read the post "

Or even on the thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No one who's been here long enough will ever believe that.

Then again wait.... you haven't been messaging men have you?

Silk"

Only those I have already met

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't get enough of cock pics"

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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago

Retirement Village


"Is that a good thread idea for April 1st?

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Definitely worth doing for a laugh. It'd be cruel but your inbox would be very busy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Throwing your bisexual friend into the mix would guarantee a full inbox

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I humbly request that you tell us how many 'wanna fuk?' messages you receive today.

And please answer those messages by saying you like to squeeze cocks like you do that tinsel in your pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have to beat single women off with a shitty stick!

Would that be the complement thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I humbly request that you tell us how many 'wanna fuk?' messages you receive today.

And please answer those messages by saying you like to squeeze cocks like you do that tinsel in your pic "

Tina I love you :D

At present no one has fallen for it .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have to beat single women off with a shitty stick!

Would that be the complement thread"

Use a condom and your stick won't get sticky ...

...but yeah

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Aww, I thought it was true and was going to agree with it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice try lol

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By *eeriseWoman
over a year ago

Manchester and that's all you need to know

I love begging for mine tee hee

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Aww, I thought it was true and was going to agree with it. "

yeah I checked your profile, you're one hot woman

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By *ixie69Woman
over a year ago

leicester

To be fair there is an element of truth in this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brilliant! Lol it's always a real laugh poking fun at single men! How clever! Now I can't wait until April!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"To be fair there is an element of truth in this. "

Haha I can see your line of thought .

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Brilliant! Lol it's always a real laugh poking fun at single men! How clever! Now I can't wait until April! "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Brilliant! Lol it's always a real laugh poking fun at single men! How clever! Now I can't wait until April! "

Awww shall the big bad Cupcake apologise to all those lickle single men who have taken offence or should she think that they should have enough balls to see she's poking fun at whining threads as opposed to single men? Huh huh?

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough


"Brilliant! Lol it's always a real laugh poking fun at single men! How clever! Now I can't wait until April!

Awww shall the big bad Cupcake apologise to all those lickle single men who have taken offence or should she think that they should have enough balls to see she's poking fun at whining threads as opposed to single men? Huh huh? "

Y

Why yes, yes you should

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Brilliant! Lol it's always a real laugh poking fun at single men! How clever! Now I can't wait until April!

Awww shall the big bad Cupcake apologise to all those lickle single men who have taken offence or should she think that they should have enough balls to see she's poking fun at whining threads as opposed to single men? Huh huh?

Y

Why yes, yes you should "

I tell you what, why don't they just spank me

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough


"Brilliant! Lol it's always a real laugh poking fun at single men! How clever! Now I can't wait until April!

Awww shall the big bad Cupcake apologise to all those lickle single men who have taken offence or should she think that they should have enough balls to see she's poking fun at whining threads as opposed to single men? Huh huh?

Y

Why yes, yes you should

I tell you what, why don't they just spank me "

Yes they should for being a bad girl in daring to poke fun at their brittle egos

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Brilliant! Lol it's always a real laugh poking fun at single men! How clever! Now I can't wait until April!

Awww shall the big bad Cupcake apologise to all those lickle single men who have taken offence or should she think that they should have enough balls to see she's poking fun at whining threads as opposed to single men? Huh huh?

Y

Why yes, yes you should

I tell you what, why don't they just spank me

Yes they should for being a bad girl in daring to poke fun at their brittle egos "

My skirt is up, my knickers down and I'm touching my toes... go for it

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough


"Brilliant! Lol it's always a real laugh poking fun at single men! How clever! Now I can't wait until April!

Awww shall the big bad Cupcake apologise to all those lickle single men who have taken offence or should she think that they should have enough balls to see she's poking fun at whining threads as opposed to single men? Huh huh?

Y

Why yes, yes you should

I tell you what, why don't they just spank me

Yes they should for being a bad girl in daring to poke fun at their brittle egos

My skirt is up, my knickers down and I'm touching my toes... go for it "

And my work is done sits back and waits to see who picks up the paddle first

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Brilliant! Lol it's always a real laugh poking fun at single men! How clever! Now I can't wait until April!

Awww shall the big bad Cupcake apologise to all those lickle single men who have taken offence or should she think that they should have enough balls to see she's poking fun at whining threads as opposed to single men? Huh huh?

Y

Why yes, yes you should

I tell you what, why don't they just spank me

Yes they should for being a bad girl in daring to poke fun at their brittle egos

My skirt is up, my knickers down and I'm touching my toes... go for it

And my work is done sits back and waits to see who picks up the paddle first "

I would but not male and not sure if arm will stretch that far

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Brilliant! Lol it's always a real laugh poking fun at single men! How clever! Now I can't wait until April!

Awww shall the big bad Cupcake apologise to all those lickle single men who have taken offence or should she think that they should have enough balls to see she's poking fun at whining threads as opposed to single men? Huh huh?

Y

Why yes, yes you should

I tell you what, why don't they just spank me

Yes they should for being a bad girl in daring to poke fun at their brittle egos

My skirt is up, my knickers down and I'm touching my toes... go for it

And my work is done sits back and waits to see who picks up the paddle first

I would but not male and not sure if arm will stretch that far "

My back is beginning to ache from the bending (she says as she puts the drill away after doing some DIY)

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Where do we stand on the 'wanna fuk?' messages?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Where do we stand on the 'wanna fuk?' messages? "

Zero

Damn

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"Where do we stand on the 'wanna fuk?' messages?

Zero

Damn"

I feel badly let down.

What are your feelings about doing a post tomorrow, entitled, 'I'm wet'?

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen


"Is that a good thread idea for April 1st?

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About the same as the one I posted a few months ago!

Mine was a piss take as every thread was on about please check my profile, was very surprised at the amount that took it serious

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is that a good thread idea for April 1st?

About the same as the one I posted a few months ago!

Mine was a piss take as every thread was on about please check my profile, was very surprised at the amount that took it serious "

Damn, the forumites are now wise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is that a good thread idea for April 1st?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Where do we stand on the 'wanna fuk?' messages?

Zero

Damn

I feel badly let down.

What are your feelings about doing a post tomorrow, entitled, 'I'm wet'? "

But Tina I'm always wet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should change it to " im a single girl who cant get a meet with a single guy"

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