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Worst club experience ever.

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By *uslaff OP   Man
over a year ago

manchester

So I'm in a club on Saturday,walked into a room and there's an older ladyi,on all 4's,surrounded. begging for cock. Not one to be asked twice,I bagged up and started doing her doggie style. I'd only seen her shapely arse at this point.

It was only then I noticed she was sucking off my Dad,I was disgusted.

I screamed at him "How could. you cheat on Mum after 34 years of marriage ?"

He just looked at me,disappointed and said "I'm not !"

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over a year ago

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By *otlovefun42Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...

And the moral of the story (assuming it is true of course) is.....

Look before you leap.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Noooo..not buying this xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I'm in a club on Saturday,walked into a room and there's an older ladyi,on all 4's,surrounded. begging for cock. Not one to be asked twice,I bagged up and started doing her doggie style. I'd only seen her shapely arse at this point.

It was only then I noticed she was sucking off my Dad,I was disgusted.

I screamed at him "How could. you cheat on Mum after 34 years of marriage ?"

He just looked at me,disappointed and said "I'm not !"

"

Hahaaaaaa, very good, made me chuckle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And the moral of the story (assuming it is true of course) is.....

Look before you leap. "
sure is and what a bad dream ok a nightmare ,

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By *ondcpl4meetCouple
over a year ago

North of the river


"So I'm in a club on Saturday,walked into a room and there's an older ladyi,on all 4's,surrounded. begging for cock. Not one to be asked twice,I bagged up and started doing her doggie style. I'd only seen her shapely arse at this point.

It was only then I noticed she was sucking off my Dad,I was disgusted.

I screamed at him "How could. you cheat on Mum after 34 years of marriage ?"

He just looked at me,disappointed and said "I'm not !"

"

is this a fantasy i wonder lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pmsl !!!!

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By *ust_for_laughsCouple
over a year ago

Hinckley

It was a joke on Sickipedia a couple of weeks ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha that's soooo funny xxxx

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By *aith boyMan
over a year ago

Worthing

i had to think first.. then.. soo funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol I've heard that one many times before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something similar has happened in life concerning a father, son and a glory hole

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I'm in a club on Saturday,walked into a room and there's an older ladyi,on all 4's,surrounded. begging for cock. Not one to be asked twice,I bagged up and started doing her doggie style. I'd only seen her shapely arse at this point.

It was only then I noticed she was sucking off my Dad,I was disgusted.

I screamed at him "How could. you cheat on Mum after 34 years of marriage ?"

He just looked at me,disappointed and said "I'm not !"

"

nice joke m8

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"So I'm in a club on Saturday,walked into a room and there's an older ladyi,on all 4's,surrounded. begging for cock. Not one to be asked twice,I bagged up and started doing her doggie style. I'd only seen her shapely arse at this point.

It was only then I noticed she was sucking off my Dad,I was disgusted.

I screamed at him "How could. you cheat on Mum after 34 years of marriage ?"

He just looked at me,disappointed and said "I'm not !"

"

Ha! xx

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By *ittall2020Man
over a year ago

Norwich

haha... there's another Manc joke that a comedian does that's similar, something about getting a vejazzle for mothers day...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good one!

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