FabSwingers.com forum: bragging statuses ......

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

There seems to be an increase in the amount of "bragging statuses" being posted currently especially by the ladies . Such as :-

" I'm so sore but smiling "

" I can't walk this morning "

" The best fuck of my life, thankyou you stud"

" His cock was so big he,s punctured my lung"

" OMG those guys split me in two , I'm in the lounge but the other half of me is is in the kitchen"

" My back is broken in two places as I fell from the chandelier , but who cares I'm so happy"

OK , I made those last few up . They make me so jealous , what do others think of them ?

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By *uited staffs guyMan
over a year ago

staffordshire

Makes a change from 'female half out today/this year, male home alone for fun'!

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By *eeriseWoman
over a year ago

Manchester and that's all you need to know

So must be looking at lots of profiles to see them.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i think they're usually just a nice little inside joke for the guys they met up with. i always like it when a status pops up from someone i just met that says they had a good time etc :p

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I would rather read positive ones than the moaney ranting types.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Makes a change from 'female half out today/this year, male home alone for fun'!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't comment hard to type my whole body is still shaking from the time of my life !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So must be looking at lots of profiles to see them....."

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By *eeriseWoman
over a year ago

Manchester and that's all you need to know

"i think they're usually just a nice little inside joke for the guys they met up with. i always like it when a status pops up from someone i just met that says they had a good time etc :p"

But what would you think if they said "I wasted my time" tee hee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do these and try and make them fun and saucy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mines usually song lyrics

or private jokes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i think they're usually just a nice little inside joke for the guys they met up with. i always like it when a status pops up from someone i just met that says they had a good time etc :p"

i think lots of us like to share our good times.mind you i use my status to moan as well.lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i think they're usually just a nice little inside joke for the guys they met up with. i always like it when a status pops up from someone i just met that says they had a good time etc :p

i think lots of us like to share our good times.mind you i use my status to moan as well.lol

Exactly !! Which is why I'm jealous I haven't been able to post a status like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i think they're usually just a nice little inside joke for the guys they met up with. i always like it when a status pops up from someone i just met that says they had a good time etc :p

i think lots of us like to share our good times.mind you i use my status to moan as well.lol

Exactly !! Which is why I'm jealous I haven't been able to post a status like that

Well if you'd like to be able to post a status about being split in two or not being able to walk, im sure i could pop round some time and help you out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Better that than "shit shag, tiny cock, will stay home and watch Harry Hill and frig myself stupid next time"

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love to see them and post funny smiley ones myself

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By *mo-amas-amatMan
over a year ago

brighton

The status of some, rather nice

Like 'My cunt needs a bucket of ice'

But others not good

In fact, rather rude

Like 'My pubes are covered in lice.....'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i think they're usually just a nice little inside joke for the guys they met up with. i always like it when a status pops up from someone i just met that says they had a good time etc :p

i think lots of us like to share our good times.mind you i use my status to moan as well.lol

Exactly !! Which is why I'm jealous I haven't been able to post a status like that

patience my dear man,patience.

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By *ssexguy69Man
over a year ago

thurrock Essex

half of them are probably aload of old bull, and wishfull thinking

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"half of them are probably aload of old bull, and wishfull thinking "

Maybe

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"half of them are probably aload of old bull, and wishfull thinking "

They might be exaggerating but I doubt people just post 'had a great shag last night' if they didn't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OMFG amazing orgasm last night! Can't believe I tore the curtains off the railings and vomited in the ashtray!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love reading a good status me. ...!!

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By *ILLY aka SirslagWoman
over a year ago

Land of the Prince Bishops

never vents my negative moods in a status mine are usually full of innuendo, quotes and i hope judging by the response i get witty anecdotes ......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There seems to be an increase in the amount of "bragging statuses" being posted currently especially by the ladies . Such as :-

" I'm so sore but smiling "

" I can't walk this morning "

" The best fuck of my life, thankyou you stud"

" His cock was so big he,s punctured my lung"

" OMG those guys split me in two , I'm in the lounge but the other half of me is is in the kitchen"

" My back is broken in two places as I fell from the chandelier , but who cares I'm so happy"

OK , I made those last few up . They make me so jealous , what do others think of them ? "

Ok how did you get hold of my Diary ..Gary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will respond once I've fixed this bloody chandelier.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think they are entertaining .some people take this site far to seriously its supposed to be fun with a capital F .lol.poppyxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love to see a jokey, fun, naughty status over a boring moany one.

MissD

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe

gotta hava laugh!

think ours is similar at the mo but if someone pushes the right buttons why not tell them so. we're too quick to complain, not many ppl bother giving positive feedback I find (generally not specifically on fab)

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

"I would rather read positive ones than the moaney ranting types.

THIS!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i think they're usually just a nice little inside joke for the guys they met up with. i always like it when a status pops up from someone i just met that says they had a good time etc :p"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm guilty of the moany status trying to stop that now

. I was going to put a funny flirty one about a chap I'm chatting to but thought it was just silly and chickened out of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have found that a lot of women are the complete opposite to what they say on their statuses once you talk to them.

It's to attract attention they don't really want...if you know what I mean?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have found that a lot of women are the complete opposite to what they say on their statuses once you talk to them.

It's to attract attention they don't really want...if you know what I mean?"

heres a Tin Hat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would rather read an amusing status than the more often moaning about single guys ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have found that a lot of women are the complete opposite to what they say on their statuses once you talk to them.

It's to attract attention they don't really want...if you know what I mean?"

No please enlighten me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never had anyone bragging about me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's like Facebook with cock and tits this site

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's like Facebook with cock and tits this site

Haha yeh, I liked, sorry Fabbed a pic and found myself trying to comment on it

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Ive never seen to many experts as in this site and in South Wales, its always full of advice given out as if they were wise ol chinese monks. (status's)

Then the ones where the girl has finally sent a face pic but the guy is like

ohh ummm akward

The ones that get on my tits the most are the ones that end with either 'You know who you are' or 'hmmmmmmm'

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