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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I often visit greenhouse and unfortunately I have a large cock, I say unfortunately because:-

First of all I am a bottom and don't want my cock played with sometimes but all guys want to do is feel it, wank it and want me to fuck them.

When they wank it they want to strangle it and end up ripping my foreskin and when they suck it they keep catching it with their teeth and puncturing my foreskin - god it hurts - makes it uncomfortable and has happened so many times now it splits really easy.

Of course not all the guys are the same but the vast majority.

Guys please be gentle

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Your profile says you're straight.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Your right my profile does say I am straight

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich


"Your profile says you're straight....."

You mean he's telling lies?

Whoda thunk it

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Your profile says you're straight.....

You mean he's telling lies?

Whoda thunk it

"

Damn! I thought I was on to something there. They don't call me Sherlock for nothing, you know!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is what I don't understand, why not say you are bi or bi curious on your profile? Why mislead people into thinking you are straight when you clearly aren't?

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By *RYBBWCouple
over a year ago

Leeds.

We think he's just bragging about his cock as it's also the centerpiece of his profile. He's opened a can of worms with his confession though.

So you're straight are you OP ? Do the many guys you engage in full sexual activity with know this ?

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

Just in case the OP is telling the truth.

If your foreskin is splitting so easily I would get along to see a doctor a bit sharpish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha love it when they are ousted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I often visit greenhouse and unfortunately I have a large cock, I say unfortunately because:-

First of all I am a bottom and don't want my cock played with sometimes but all guys want to do is feel it, wank it and want me to fuck them.

When they wank it they want to strangle it and end up ripping my foreskin and when they suck it they keep catching it with their teeth and puncturing my foreskin - god it hurts - makes it uncomfortable and has happened so many times now it splits really easy.

Of course not all the guys are the same but the vast majority.

Guys please be gentle"

Cast your net a bit wider.

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter


"I often visit greenhouse and unfortunately I have a large cock, I say unfortunately because:-

First of all I am a bottom and don't want my cock played with sometimes but all guys want to do is feel it, wank it and want me to fuck them.

When they wank it they want to strangle it and end up ripping my foreskin and when they suck it they keep catching it with their teeth and puncturing my foreskin - god it hurts - makes it uncomfortable and has happened so many times now it splits really easy.

Of course not all the guys are the same but the vast majority.

Guys please be gentle"

***************

Perhaps they no good at sucking cos they *straight* therefore they dont know how to suck a cock. I am sure it is something you learn rather than automatically know how to do.

I did it the first time in 2004 and I cringe at how dreadful it must have been for me and for him.

Thankfully I have the knack now lol..

I must say I am so glad I dont meet cos I would be very unhappy to find a so called ''straight '' guy was actually Bi .

I really dont know why people are not honest with people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is one of those'i have a huge cock,ladies why don't you cum and suck it and show me how to do it properly' look at me type threads. Or am i wrong?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking at the pics it does seem quite big in the first one(camera angles are a great thing lol) but it's actually pretty average when seen in context in the woman's hands.

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By *ssexguy69Man
over a year ago

thurrock Essex

think ur right there

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

just tell them you are there to have your ass slammed.

nowt else.

beggars belief at times why people are not able to just tell people what they want sexually.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Problems with this thread:

1.Pix on profile are from 2011...

2. People will in fact now consider you a liar because you can't be honest about your orientation...which is a pity because not every one is judgmental! Why lie? You are one of the reason some ladies give singles so much flak on here! Sad really!"

3.Angle of the one pic on your profile does not make it look like you are vwe!

4.your attempt at a possible look at me thread will most likely turn into a calling you out thread

Next.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Either those are different pictures. You're great with camera angles. Or that chick had bigger hands than you. Lol.

Either way let's play along. I have a big cock and if a girl can't make her mouth wide enough not to scratch me with her teeth, which is understandable, I just ask her to lick it or not to go deep or just not to have any oral at all. You should accommodate for people or just not play with them. Not just moan about them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dear looooool the replies have me pmsl and I need to compose myself as I'm at work. This is too funny. Btw why hasn't the OP been verified by a meet? The plot thickens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh dear looooool the replies have me pmsl and I need to compose myself as I'm at work. This is too funny. Btw why hasn't the OP been verified by a meet? The plot thickens "

Probably becuase of contradictory posts like this!

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By *eeriseWoman
over a year ago

Manchester and that's all you need to know

OP are you finding it difficult to admit to yourself that you're gay?

The world has changed and no-one should judge who or what you are as long as to admit the truth to yourself first.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh dear looooool the replies have me pmsl and I need to compose myself as I'm at work. This is too funny. Btw why hasn't the OP been verified by a meet? The plot thickens

Probably becuase of contradictory posts like this!"

Lol

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By *RYBBWCouple
over a year ago

Leeds.


"This is one of those'i have a huge cock,ladies why don't you cum and suck it and show me how to do it properly' look at me type threads. Or am i wrong?"

should that not be I have a huge cock, gents ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just another 'straight' guy who wants guys to suck his cock better PMSL!!!!!!

Oh, and it's not that big to be honest!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lots of very gay straight men on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is probably my biggest gripe on here i get quite a few straight guys after my willy i decline and block most because if folk cant be honest on sex site then i dont want to know.

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By *ev-PMan
over a year ago

Hampshire


"Lots of very gay straight men on here "

Yeah, and not so many very straight gay men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is what I don't understand, why not say you are bi or bi curious on your profile? Why mislead people into thinking you are straight when you clearly aren't?"

Because may not be interested in meeting guys from fab.

Because if you put bi, blokes constantly message you. I prefer to seek myself.

Because it puts many women off

Because he may consider himself straight

Because people are private about sexyality and dont want everyone knowing

Because he may not fit into any of the sexual orientation categories that are available on fab

Lots of reasons. I prefer to have my profile say I am straight for all the above reasons but now put I am bi because of constant messages saying 'you put your straight but verification show you are bi'. I am not bi but hey ho

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Not all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is what I don't understand, why not say you are bi or bi curious on your profile? Why mislead people into thinking you are straight when you clearly aren't?

Because may not be interested in meeting guys from fab.

Because if you put bi, blokes constantly message you. I prefer to seek myself.

Because it puts many women off

Because he may consider himself straight

Because people are private about sexyality and dont want everyone knowing

Because he may not fit into any of the sexual orientation categories that are available on fab

Lots of reasons. I prefer to have my profile say I am straight for all the above reasons but now put I am bi because of constant messages saying 'you put your straight but verification show you are bi'. I am not bi but hey ho

"

Yeah, like you say "lots of reasons" but when push comes to shove it all boils down to deception!

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By *himanMan
over a year ago

chichester

Im ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is what I don't understand, why not say you are bi or bi curious on your profile? Why mislead people into thinking you are straight when you clearly aren't?

Because may not be interested in meeting guys from fab.

Because if you put bi, blokes constantly message you. I prefer to seek myself.

Because it puts many women off

Because he may consider himself straight

Because people are private about sexyality and dont want everyone knowing

Because he may not fit into any of the sexual orientation categories that are available on fab

Lots of reasons. I prefer to have my profile say I am straight for all the above reasons but now put I am bi because of constant messages saying 'you put your straight but verification show you are bi'. I am not bi but hey ho

Yeah, like you say "lots of reasons" but when push comes to shove it all boils down to deception! "

Well it shouldnt matter if he bi gay straight or whatever. Dont see why its such a big deal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is what I don't understand, why not say you are bi or bi curious on your profile? Why mislead people into thinking you are straight when you clearly aren't?

Because may not be interested in meeting guys from fab.

Because if you put bi, blokes constantly message you. I prefer to seek myself.

Because it puts many women off

Because he may consider himself straight

Because people are private about sexyality and dont want everyone knowing

Because he may not fit into any of the sexual orientation categories that are available on fab

Lots of reasons. I prefer to have my profile say I am straight for all the above reasons but now put I am bi because of constant messages saying 'you put your straight but verification show you are bi'. I am not bi but hey ho

Yeah, like you say "lots of reasons" but when push comes to shove it all boils down to deception!

Well it shouldnt matter if he bi gay straight or whatever. Dont see why its such a big deal."

I have no issue at all with bi/gay men. My ex bf was bi curious however on our profile we were honest and upfront about that fact.

The OP states on his profile that he is straight, this post would suggest otherwise so he is misleading people who think they are meeting a straight man when in actual fact he's into men too - again not an issue but deception is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

MAibe ur on the wrong site lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are plenty of women who aren't into men who like sucking cock/having theirs sucked. It's not fair to deceive them in this way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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I have no issue at all with bi/gay men. My ex bf was bi curious however on our profile we were honest and upfront about that fact.

The OP states on his profile that he is straight, this post would suggest otherwise so he is misleading people who think they are meeting a straight man when in actual fact he's into men too - again not an issue but deception is."

Well explain what difference it would make if you met a guy who had been with a bloke before? It wouldnt make a difference to your meet at all. I just dont see why having these labels are so important. If I like an individual, I will go for them. I dont see why I have to put myself in a category which by definition, doesnt describe me. Thats all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There are plenty of women who aren't into men who like sucking cock/having theirs sucked. It's not fair to deceive them in this way."

but why? Whats the issue with this? they dont want to meet if a guy has sucked their cock but doesnt matter if woman has sucked his cock. Just makes no sense. The only thing I can think is the issue is the worry of sti which is just a sterotype

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm gay and so is my wife Andrew.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There are plenty of women who aren't into men who like sucking cock/having theirs sucked. It's not fair to deceive them in this way.

but why? Whats the issue with this? they dont want to meet if a guy has sucked their cock but doesnt matter if woman has sucked his cock. Just makes no sense. The only thing I can think is the issue is the worry of sti which is just a sterotype "

I believe that you can not give blood if you have slept with a bi sexual man, maybe that is the reason?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

people are puncturing your foreskin with their teeth?

who the fuck you getting a bj from jaws?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I believe that you can not give blood if you have slept with a bi sexual man, maybe that is the reason?"

can t if you've slept with somone who's been to or is from Africa either.

and it's only gay men whove had gay sex in the last 6 months not if you've been with a bi guy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There are plenty of women who aren't into men who like sucking cock/having theirs sucked. It's not fair to deceive them in this way.

but why? Whats the issue with this? they dont want to meet if a guy has sucked their cock but doesnt matter if woman has sucked his cock. Just makes no sense. The only thing I can think is the issue is the worry of sti which is just a sterotype

I believe that you can not give blood if you have slept with a bi sexual man, maybe that is the reason?"

You cant if you had a recent tattoo done either. So you might want to tick them off your list as well. Because it is for the exact same reason gay guys cant give blood.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I believe that you can not give blood if you have slept with a bi sexual man, maybe that is the reason?

can t if you've slept with somone who's been to or is from Africa either.

and it's only gay men whove had gay sex in the last 6 months not if you've been with a bi guy."

I'd check the give blood Website for the correct information add this isn't strictly true.

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By *uthTVDerbysTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

[Removed by poster at 14/12/13 17:09:10]

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By *uthTVDerbysTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Fact: the OP is NOT gay. He IS straight.

However, the gents who are performing horatio on him ARE. As is the gentleman who checks his underpants regularly for "good fitment".

So that's that all cleared up then and problem solved.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fact: the OP is NOT gay. He IS straight.

However, the gents who are performing horatio on him ARE. As is the gentleman who checks his underpants regularly for "good fitment".

So that's that all cleared up then and problem solved.

"

Who's horatio?!....hornblower?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Looking at the pics it does seem quite big in the first one(camera angles are a great thing lol) but it's actually pretty average when seen in context in the woman's hands.

"

the woman has MASSIVE hands.

OP, thats what happens when straight men get together.

they dont know how to handle meat properly.

thats why men shouldnt be left in charge of a BBQ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I believe that you can not give blood if you have slept with a bi sexual man, maybe that is the reason?

can t if you've slept with somone who's been to or is from Africa either.

and it's only gay men whove had gay sex in the last 6 months not if you've been with a bi guy.

I'd check the give blood Website for the correct information add this isn't strictly true. "

You should NOT give blood for 12 months after sex with...

A man (if you're a male). Men who have had anal or oral sex with another man (with or without a condom) are deferred from blood donation for 12 months.

A man who has had sex with another man (if you're a female).

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By *uthTVDerbysTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Yes. Fellatio Hornblower himself! Obviously!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reminds me of the straight Dave scene from borat saying he's straight then gets it on with a dude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes. Fellatio Hornblower himself! Obviously!"

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By *uthTVDerbysTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"Yes. Fellatio Hornblower himself! Obviously!

"

Indeed. The gentleman is as much a fantasy character as is the OP subjects himself!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes. Fellatio Hornblower himself! Obviously!

Indeed. The gentleman is as much a fantasy character as is the OP subjects himself!"

And what a fantasy character

Hornblower.....not the OP!

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By *uthTVDerbysTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

His famous catchphrase being "Kiss me 'Hardy'"

Might seem cheesy (he didn't have great personal hygiene back in those days) but it was original at the time

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"His famous catchphrase being "Kiss me 'Hardy'"

Might seem cheesy (he didn't have great personal hygiene back in those days) but it was original at the time"

That was Horatio Nelson who was said to have said to his colleague Hardy, "kiss me, Hardy" as he (Nelson) was dying. Hardy was an ancestor of Oliver Hardy of Stan and Ollie fame. Horatio Hornblower was a fictional character.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"His famous catchphrase being "Kiss me 'Hardy'"

Might seem cheesy (he didn't have great personal hygiene back in those days) but it was original at the time

That was Horatio Nelson who was said to have said to his colleague Hardy, "kiss me, Hardy" as he (Nelson) was dying. Hardy was an ancestor of Oliver Hardy of Stan and Ollie fame. Horatio Hornblower was a fictional character. "

The fictional one is the one I was thinking of

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just another 'straight' guy who wants guys to suck his cock better PMSL!!!!!!

Oh, and it's not that big to be honest!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is what I don't understand, why not say you are bi or bi curious on your profile? Why mislead people into thinking you are straight when you clearly aren't?

Because may not be interested in meeting guys from fab.

Because if you put bi, blokes constantly message you. I prefer to seek myself.

Because it puts many women off

Because he may consider himself straight

Because people are private about sexyality and dont want everyone knowing

Because he may not fit into any of the sexual orientation categories that are available on fab

Lots of reasons. I prefer to have my profile say I am straight for all the above reasons but now put I am bi because of constant messages saying 'you put your straight but verification show you are bi'. I am not bi but hey ho

Yeah, like you say "lots of reasons" but when push comes to shove it all boils down to deception!

Well it shouldnt matter if he bi gay straight or whatever. Dont see why its such a big deal.

I have no issue at all with bi/gay men. My ex bf was bi curious however on our profile we were honest and upfront about that fact.

The OP states on his profile that he is straight, this post would suggest otherwise so he is misleading people who think they are meeting a straight man when in actual fact he's into men too - again not an issue but deception is."

agreed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If your bottom then state that before you meet but hey you wouldnt do that since your straught if you want to brag you have a big cock do so but pointless the way you are doing it as it has just back fired

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By *eminiman61Man
over a year ago

mansfield

Iv never had a guy suck my cock.... Most women arnt that good either jmo

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter


"Iv never had a guy suck my cock.... Most women arnt that good either jmo"

I bet the three people that verified you appreciate you saying that

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter


"

I believe that you can not give blood if you have slept with a bi sexual man, maybe that is the reason?

can t if you've slept with somone who's been to or is from Africa either.

and it's only gay men whove had gay sex in the last 6 months not if you've been with a bi guy.

I'd check the give blood Website for the correct information add this isn't strictly true.

You should NOT give blood for 12 months after sex with...

A man (if you're a male). Men who have had anal or oral sex with another man (with or without a condom) are deferred from blood donation for 12 months.

A man who has had sex with another man (if you're a female)."

I am so glad you posted that I was thinking it but left it alone. Just best to be honest for the sake of others. Bet people lie when they give blood too

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By *eminiman61Man
over a year ago

mansfield

Only three.... As it happens if its still there one of my veris is/was off someone that gave me amazing oral and only the 2nd thats made me shake from my belly to my toes

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By *eminiman61Man
over a year ago

mansfield

Only three.... As it happens if its still there one of my veris is/was off someone that gave me amazing oral and only the 2nd thats made me shake from my belly to my toes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Only three.... As it happens if its still there one of my veris is/was off someone that gave me amazing oral and only the 2nd thats made me shake from my belly to my toes "

so you just happened to find the only 3 women that can give tremendous oral then?

wow, thats fortunate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah, like you say "lots of reasons" but when push comes to shove it all boils down to deception!

Well it shouldnt matter if he bi gay straight or whatever. Dont see why its such a big deal."

What's more important is why you think 'honesty' isn't such a big deal!

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By *eminiman61Man
over a year ago

mansfield

Sarcasms the lowest form of wit.... I actually said 2.... Only one was off fab

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By *mo-amas-amatMan
over a year ago

brighton

The OP, when it turns 'drinking time'

Likes a vodka, straight up. (But with lime...)

He is somewhat unsure

Of the fabswingers law

That dishonesty is truly a crime....

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