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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It can't just be me that gets these messages? Guys email you and go right to the point of TELLING you they are very w/e, with toned bodies and gold coming out of their arseholes and jizz that tastes of honey...

Seriously? It makes me laugh that men think this is all we want! How about a personality, some skill in the bedroom? Are there honestly women that flock to people who send messages talking about their massive cock size?

What makes me laugh even more is when these people attach pics of said appendage and its barely average at best!

TLDR: Its not all about cock sizes boys. Make me laugh, make me smile, show at least some form of a connection and brain cell, and even a 4 incher may get a look in!

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By *orthyorkypairCouple
over a year ago

North Yorkshire

damn we disillusioned now we thought we were the only ones that got those kind of e mails!!!!!! talk about an xmas let down lol lol lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Totally happens to me all the time!!!

Say it's "so big" they have a hard time finding someone that can take it!! Had a look the pix and it was barely half of what was stated lol some people!! I like to messaging back and asking are they sure they've measure correctly

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

Depends what you count as well educated!!? . X x X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm pretty sure they have been using the same tape measure G uses, because as amazing as he is in bed, his DIY skills leave a little to be desired! C xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a Little Sausage...Do i get a Sympathy Shag ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you aren't looking for guys I would maybe block them because my understanding is a lot of people (typically incorrectly) like to make a very specific point about their manhood. Lol.

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough


"I have a Little Sausage...Do i get a Sympathy Shag ? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey I'm VWE whats the problem

Very Well Educated that is...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am toned and fit lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It can't just be me that gets these messages? Guys email you and go right to the point of TELLING you they are very w/e, with toned bodies and gold coming out of their arseholes and jizz that tastes of honey...

Seriously? It makes me laugh that men think this is all we want! How about a personality, some skill in the bedroom? Are there honestly women that flock to people who send messages talking about their massive cock size?

What makes me laugh even more is when these people attach pics of said appendage and its barely average at best!

TLDR: Its not all about cock sizes boys. Make me laugh, make me smile, show at least some form of a connection and brain cell, and even a 4 incher may get a look in!"

Have you had any very positive experiences with single guys ?? it's well documented there are plenty aresholes on here , but it would be better to here of the positive experiences , that would be something new , and not your typical post on here!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Theres a few nice gents that message us that are genuine nice people, you know people that are not slaggy, not big headed, but friendly down to Earth people. Theres no one pool of people that you can group as being bad here. C xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It can't just be me that gets these messages? Guys email you and go right to the point of TELLING you they are very w/e, with toned bodies and gold coming out of their arseholes and jizz that tastes of honey...

Seriously? It makes me laugh that men think this is all we want! How about a personality, some skill in the bedroom? Are there honestly women that flock to people who send messages talking about their massive cock size?

What makes me laugh even more is when these people attach pics of said appendage and its barely average at best!

TLDR: Its not all about cock sizes boys. Make me laugh, make me smile, show at least some form of a connection and brain cell, and even a 4 incher may get a look in!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What always puzzles us is.....if all these single guys are so well hung, fit, handsome, educated, respectful, genuine, etc, etc........how come they haven't been snapped up?

XXXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It can't just be me that gets these messages? Guys email you and go right to the point of TELLING you they are very w/e, with toned bodies and gold coming out of their arseholes and jizz that tastes of honey...

Seriously? It makes me laugh that men think this is all we want! How about a personality, some skill in the bedroom? Are there honestly women that flock to people who send messages talking about their massive cock size?

What makes me laugh even more is when these people attach pics of said appendage and its barely average at best!

TLDR: Its not all about cock sizes boys. Make me laugh, make me smile, show at least some form of a connection and brain cell, and even a 4 incher may get a look in!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What always puzzles us is.....if all these single guys are so well hung, fit, handsome, educated, respectful, genuine, etc, etc........how come they haven't been snapped up?

XXXX"

Usually because the well hung ones are photoshopped or faked, the fit and handsome ones are pics from 10 years ago, and the educated, respectful ones are an act that very very quickly shows its head! C xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It can't just be me that gets these messages? Guys email you and go right to the point of TELLING you they are very w/e, with toned bodies and gold coming out of their arseholes and jizz that tastes of honey...

Seriously? It makes me laugh that men think this is all we want! How about a personality, some skill in the bedroom? Are there honestly women that flock to people who send messages talking about their massive cock size?

What makes me laugh even more is when these people attach pics of said appendage and its barely average at best!

TLDR: Its not all about cock sizes boys. Make me laugh, make me smile, show at least some form of a connection and brain cell, and even a 4 incher may get a look in!"

In one breath you say you cant understand why guys say they are vwe to impress you because it doesnt. Then you say 'EVEN a 4 incher may get a look in'. Its comments like that which make guys think that saying they are vwe will impress you. Dont you think

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Not really, no. Its not what you have, its how you use it. If you're so hung up on the size of your cock and that its the best part about you, something has gone wrong along the way and its not really what we, or dare I say many people, are looking for. I've been with a larger guy than my current partner before... Worst sex of my life, no question. Didn't know what he was doing, stabbed it about, lasted minutes... That was when he COULD get it up.

But G is amazing, still not tiny by any means (other than in his eyes) but amazing, lasts forever, always makes me cum over and over...

So for people to message you and start by saying they have a big dick and you should be interested based on this fact alone.... It makes ones eyes roll :p C xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mmmmmmmmmmmmm

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Please point the ones that poop gold in my direction. I don't care if they're w/e. Thank you muchly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You cant say that all fit ones have old pics 10 years back as all my pics are recent lol.

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

I've never really understood this either. On the rare occasion I get a message out of the blue from a lady or couple, it never states that they have massive chebs or a tight pussy.

I have never instigated a chat with a comment about the size of my cock & I only show a pic of it if specifically asked for it. I really don't think any success I've had on here is down to the size of my cock.

Interestingly, I'd never really considered its size until I came on here & realised so many were hung up on cock size. I just thought mine was pretty normal.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"You cant say that all fit ones have old pics 10 years back as all my pics are recent lol."

She said usually.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You cant say that all fit ones have old pics 10 years back as all my pics are recent lol.

She said usually. "

Ah yes thanks you are right there x.

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By *mo-amas-amatMan
over a year ago

brighton

The bigger the cock indicates

That the number of neurons deflates

And as we all know

Tis the brain that does show

The woman her potential playmates.....

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By *RYBBWCouple
over a year ago

Leeds.

If their cock is their only selling point it would be a very dull meeting.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"The bigger the cock indicates

That the number of neurons deflates

And as we all know

Tis the brain that does show

The woman her potential playmates.....

"

It ain't necessarily so....

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By *mo-amas-amatMan
over a year ago

brighton

Fair play, I will alter my tune

(And no, not 'Au clair de la lune')

The girls sweetest prize

Is the brain PLUS cock size

And that Steve, sends her over the moon....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A big cock is rather like having a fancy car, its simply a means of attracting rather than the be all and end all of who you are - jump in for a ride sometime, and you may well find the upholstery is tasteful and the driver pleasant company x

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"Please point the ones that poop gold in my direction. I don't care if they're w/e. Thank you muchly. "

I don't care if they can't get it up as long as they keep dropping golden nuggets!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Please point the ones that poop gold in my direction. I don't care if they're w/e. Thank you muchly.

I don't care if they can't get it up as long as they keep dropping golden nuggets! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Please point the ones that poop gold in my direction. I don't care if they're w/e. Thank you muchly.

I don't care if they can't get it up as long as they keep dropping golden nuggets!

"

If you were to come across such a man, and squeeze his bum, would that be a Golden Goose?

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