FabSwingers.com forum: Useless statistic about yourself ......

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I wonder who can post the most interesting , however useless statistic about themselves .

I have worked out that in the 30 years I have been sexually active I have cum approx 10,900 times ,which if I expell the average 10ml of cum per orgasm ( source:- Wikipedia) that means I have produced a total volume of 109 Litres of cum

That's some Bukkake Party

!!!!

I Also on average shoot my cum about 12 inches , which means in my lifetime I have shot my cum approximately over 2 miles .

How About that then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've worked approximately 74,000 hours in my 34 years of gainful employment

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

suited you bored? lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"suited you bored? lol"

Yes , I'm in between jobs with all day on my hands . Can anyone help me

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By *mo-amas-amatMan
over a year ago

brighton

The distance that I shoot my cum

Depends on my girl's peachy bum

A slap on her cheek

Makes my bollocks quite weak

But a whack with a cane, rather yum!!

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Ok Stick with me on this; my attempt.

Using calculation I hope to show how much of cock I have had inside a woman in my career (20 years worth).

My cock is 7" when angry.

I reckon it penetrates a woman during sex, once a second. I reckon I last about 10 mins in average.

so:

7" x 600 penetrations (10 mins worth of sex) = 4200

Multiply 4200 x 52. I reckon on average once a week. Thats 218,400 a year.

Multiply 218,400 x 20 (years) and that tells me I have fed in total, many vagina's 4,368,000 inches of my cock.

Now to bring this inline with European Law, I have to provide these figures in metric.

4,368,000 divided by 39.3 (thats your inch/meter ratio) = 111,145 Meters

So In my life, so far I can tell you that I have used over 111K meters of my cock whilst shagging

Isnt this one of those things where my cock has stretched all the way around the globe, or is longer than 1056 Double decker buses, or even 897 Wembley stadiums?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Until end of Feb !!!!!!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Statistics are like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.” Aaron Levenstein

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

""Statistics are like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.” Aaron Levenstein

He was probably right at the top of the statistics register

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Statistics are like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.” Aaron Levenstein

Statistically one piece bikinis are more popular than two piece bikinis.

Of that statistic, one piece bikinis that only cover the breasts are statistically more favoured on women by men.

(Source = Men discussion in the pub)

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock

Lies, damn lies and statistics

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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

I have danced in a flash mob and been filmed shaking ma stuff lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Until end of Feb !!!!!!?

FFS , I bait the water , use my best rod and tackle and I still can't land a fish .

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