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By *ingjay OP   Man
over a year ago

exeter

Ok firstly I will take all the flack comming I know I know I know......

But I gone n got meself into a silly situation,.... I been in a relationship for a a few months, didn't think it was gonna be serious as we live miles apart and being aa single dad it has always been hard to see each other, she's 31 a real nice girl bit after months of swinging as a single I couldn't resist (well say no to) a mum from the school run, again real nice girl 25 she has a bf so we used to meet at mine in the day every do often it was just sex......

Then a friend from the school run whom I been talking to for a a couple years, her husbands 19 yr old daughter came on the scene as in starting comming to mine in the evenings just for a bit of an escape get away from family life... I dunno when it was but we started sleeping together........ I would have knocked it knocked it on the head........ until one night we went out to a pub and came back with the stunning 18yr old barmaid spent the whole weekend in bed problem is...... I don't know who to carry on seeing.......... I think I should just be single, but then you know what its like ill never get laid again!! And me friend ain't talking to me after finding out what I did

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

whichever you care most about & gives the stability to your children...

good luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crikey, I'm confused How many do you have on the go?

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Can the OP just explain what the problem is?

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

What time did the alarm go off?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok firstly I will take all the flack comming I know I know I know......

But I gone n got meself into a silly situation,.... I been in a relationship for a a few months, didn't think it was gonna be serious as we live miles apart and being aa single dad it has always been hard to see each other, she's 31 a real nice girl bit after months of swinging as a single I couldn't resist (well say no to) a mum from the school run, again real nice girl 25 she has a bf so we used to meet at mine in the day every do often it was just sex......

Then a friend from the school run whom I been talking to for a a couple years, her husbands 19 yr old daughter came on the scene as in starting comming to mine in the evenings just for a bit of an escape get away from family life... I dunno when it was but we started sleeping together........ I would have knocked it knocked it on the head........ until one night we went out to a pub and came back with the stunning 18yr old barmaid spent the whole weekend in bed problem is...... I don't know who to carry on seeing.......... I think I should just be single, but then you know what its like ill never get laid again!! And me friend ain't talking to me after finding out what I did"

Should this be in the fantasy and story section

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pot pourrie.....

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

blimey all that and you cycle 100 miles a week!

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By *lentyoffun40Couple
over a year ago

Lancashire


"What time did the alarm go off?"

Pmsl

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

Referring back to your 'silly situation', I thought you were going to finish the tale by saying you'd got all four of them pregnant?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jack a nory...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sure I seen this on JK

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"Ok firstly I will take all the flack comming I know I know I know......

But I gone n got meself into a silly situation,.... I been in a relationship for a a few months, didn't think it was gonna be serious as we live miles apart and being aa single dad it has always been hard to see each other, she's 31 a real nice girl bit after months of swinging as a single I couldn't resist (well say no to) a mum from the school run, again real nice girl 25 she has a bf so we used to meet at mine in the day every do often it was just sex......

Then a friend from the school run whom I been talking to for a a couple years, her husbands 19 yr old daughter came on the scene as in starting comming to mine in the evenings just for a bit of an escape get away from family life... I dunno when it was but we started sleeping together........ I would have knocked it knocked it on the head........ until one night we went out to a pub and came back with the stunning 18yr old barmaid spent the whole weekend in bed problem is...... I don't know who to carry on seeing.......... I think I should just be single, but then you know what its like ill never get laid again!! And me friend ain't talking to me after finding out what I did"

Right! Let's get this straight you're in a relationship but swinging as a single has made you unable to resist a 25 year old, you then started having sex with a nineteen year old you can't actually remember when it was though, then you found yourself in bed for the whole weekend with an 18 year old barmaid and you want US to decide who you should continue seeing. If I have understood your situation correctly I'm not sure how you can expect us to make your mind up for you since we don't know any of these lucky ladies.

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By *ingjay OP   Man
over a year ago

exeter

Sadly its all true!

But shit gonna hit the fan sooner or later, they all so georgous too, I forgot to throw the other 25 yr old in the mix, she stayed Saturday and I very nearly came close to letting her wee on me.... its her fetish!! But yeah three nights three different girls (kids were at their mothers) and I had the fb for tea tonight, we have a couples profile on here.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"Sadly its all true!

But shit gonna hit the fan sooner or later, they all so georgous too, I forgot to throw the other 25 yr old in the mix, she stayed Saturday and I very nearly came close to letting her wee on me.... its her fetish!! But yeah three nights three different girls (kids were at their mothers) and I had the fb for tea tonight, we have a couples profile on here. "

I have no idea what you expect from us, in fact I'm a bit

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

get yourself a wallchart and some felt tips

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By *mo-amas-amatMan
over a year ago

brighton

Four girls and a whole heap of shit

Equals five (not including the clit)

The moral, my dear,

To me is quite clear,

Maths isn't your strong point, so quit.....

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I hope in a fortnight we see a post about how on Christmas day, they all turn up for dinner at your house in 15 minute intervals and you have to keep hiding them in different rooms and then dash from room to room pretending that each one is someone innocuous to the others. In addition, your Spanish waiter messes dinner up and gives everyone the wrong meal. Your neighbour then inveigles you into helping him to hide a body in your shed and then your mum turns up at the worst possible time.

It has the makings of a good farce.

You could be played by a young Robert Lindsey, girl 1 by Kelly Brook, girl 2 by Emma Watson, girl 3 Kat Dennings, girl 4 Claudia Schiffer, Spanish waiter by Manuel, murderous neighbour by Harold Bishop, Dawn French as your mother, dead body by Frank Spencer and a cameo by John Cleese as a stranger who has got the wrong house.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and in all this bed hopping I presume u carried out safe sex????

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

I m confused op,

Is this a 'I don t have enough hours in my day problem,? '

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Break up with the girlfriend as she is better off out of it. Stick with the one who has a boyfriend, sounds like you deserve each other.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kingjay only u can decide..but if your sleeping with all of them then obviously ur not ready for a relationship...so carry on nobbing them all..after all variety is the spice of life. Good luck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sadly its all true!

But shit gonna hit the fan sooner or later, they all so georgous too, I forgot to throw the other 25 yr old in the mix, she stayed Saturday and I very nearly came close to letting her wee on me.... its her fetish!! But yeah three nights three different girls (kids were at their mothers) and I had the fb for tea tonight, we have a couples profile on here. "

Your the man!! I am in awe, where's all your verifications??

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo


"Sadly its all true!

But shit gonna hit the fan sooner or later, they all so georgous too, I forgot to throw the other 25 yr old in the mix, she stayed Saturday and I very nearly came close to letting her wee on me.... its her fetish!! But yeah three nights three different girls (kids were at their mothers) and I had the fb for tea tonight, we have a couples profile on here. "

Just tell them all about each other and have a fivesome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crikey X 2 I'm quite surprised you have the time or energy to log onto Fab!

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen


"What time did the alarm go off?"

That's not like you!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Sadly its all true!

But shit gonna hit the fan sooner or later, they all so georgous too, I forgot to throw the other 25 yr old in the mix, she stayed Saturday and I very nearly came close to letting her wee on me.... its her fetish!! But yeah three nights three different girls (kids were at their mothers) and I had the fb for tea tonight, we have a couples profile on here.

Your the man!! I am in awe, where's all your verifications??"

only one of them's on here...tsk keep up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why not let the other 25yo piss on you ? It would make a pleasant change from you shitting on various females

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sadly its all true!

But shit gonna hit the fan sooner or later, they all so georgous too, I forgot to throw the other 25 yr old in the mix, she stayed Saturday and I very nearly came close to letting her wee on me.... its her fetish!! But yeah three nights three different girls (kids were at their mothers) and I had the fb for tea tonight, we have a couples profile on here.

Your the man!! I am in awe, where's all your verifications??

only one of them's on here...tsk keep up! "

Ahh good point, but he is such a stud I thought he would have loads of verifications on here, I want to learn from this man

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

don't see what your problem is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Considering your post says you are 31 - the top of your profile says 28 and your description says 29

I would say your full of s*it. But thats just my opinion. Sure your 4 5 or 6 girlfriends think otherwise...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why not let the other 25yo piss on you ? It would make a pleasant change from you shitting on various females "

Bloody hell mate, don't take it seriously , it's all bollocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh yes the shit will undoubtedly hit the fan when they all find out about each other which unless you some kind of spreadsheet on the go is a distinct possibility!

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"whichever you care most about & gives the stability to your children...

good luck"

I helped

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Jack a nory..."
grow a moustache to twirl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought you couldn't get it up with the 19 year old?

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By *ingjay OP   Man
over a year ago

exeter

Lol its not all bollocks!! And I haven't needed to come on here to get veris!! And they all know about each other!!

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo


"What time did the alarm go off?

That's not like you! "

I sit on my hands a lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was in a similar situation when I worked at the playboy mansion as a pussy relief licker, the women get so horny at the end of shoots they have sore fannies and need a good lick(its a really hard job to be honest).

My dilemma was who do I lick first and what if they ask me if theirs is better than anothers..I certainly dont want to appear unfaithful..or have to lie.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Lol its not all bollocks!! And I haven't needed to come on here to get veris!! And they all know about each other!! "

I still don't know what you want us to tell you? If they all know about each other what's your problem? Or do you just want one girlfriend?

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo


"Lol its not all bollocks!! And I haven't needed to come on here to get veris!! And they all know about each other!! "

Sorted then

I am a bit confused though, what is the question you are asking advice on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok firstly I will take all the flack comming I know I know I know......

But I gone n got meself into a silly situation,.... I been in a relationship for a a few months, didn't think it was gonna be serious as we live miles apart and being aa single dad it has always been hard to see each other, she's 31 a real nice girl bit after months of swinging as a single I couldn't resist (well say no to) a mum from the school run, again real nice girl 25 she has a bf so we used to meet at mine in the day every do often it was just sex......

Then a friend from the school run whom I been talking to for a a couple years, her husbands 19 yr old daughter came on the scene as in starting comming to mine in the evenings just for a bit of an escape get away from family life... I dunno when it was but we started sleeping together........ I would have knocked it knocked it on the head........ until one night we went out to a pub and came back with the stunning 18yr old barmaid spent the whole weekend in bed problem is...... I don't know who to carry on seeing.......... I think I should just be single, but then you know what its like ill never get laid again!! And me friend ain't talking to me after finding

Should this be in the fantasy and story section "

my thoughts too

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen


"What time did the alarm go off?

That's not like you!

I sit on my hands a lot "

Nice to see the humour!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"I was in a similar situation when I worked at the playboy mansion as a pussy relief licker, the women get so horny at the end of shoots they have sore fannies and need a good lick(its a really hard job to be honest).

My dilemma was who do I lick first and what if they ask me if theirs is better than anothers..I certainly dont want to appear unfaithful..or have to lie. "

Blimey I can see how you were fixed! What a good job you decided to resign and become Fluffer-in-Residence at Buck House

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley


"Break up with the girlfriend as she is better off out of it. Stick with the one who has a boyfriend, sounds like you deserve each other."

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Is there no other school run mum you could shag instead and drop all the others? It's a new term in January....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was in a similar situation when I worked at the playboy mansion as a pussy relief licker, the women get so horny at the end of shoots they have sore fannies and need a good lick(its a really hard job to be honest).

My dilemma was who do I lick first and what if they ask me if theirs is better than anothers..I certainly dont want to appear unfaithful..or have to lie.

Blimey I can see how you were fixed! What a good job you decided to resign and become Fluffer-in-Residence at Buck House "

Pmsl

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"What time did the alarm go off?"

Ruggers are you implying the young man was in the land of nod when this fantasy, erm I mean dilemma occurred?!!

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By *uckandbunnyCouple
over a year ago

In your bed

If they all know, what's the problem????

If everyone is clear on the situation then there is no problem, unless they have all popped the question simultaneously.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I should shave your head, put on a funny shirt with a big collar and get them in a room together. At that point say "Well there's only one way to sort this out. FIGHT !!!!!!"

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

keep either

the one with the biggest tits

the squirtiest

or the best shag

simples

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

or get a rubber sheet and loads of jelly

make them all wrestle one another ... keep the winner

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"Ok firstly I will take all the flack comming I know I know I know......

But I gone n got meself into a silly situation,.... I been in a relationship for a a few months, didn't think it was gonna be serious as we live miles apart and being aa single dad it has always been hard to see each other, she's 31 a real nice girl bit after months of swinging as a single I couldn't resist (well say no to) a mum from the school run, again real nice girl 25 she has a bf so we used to meet at mine in the day every do often it was just sex......

Then a friend from the school run whom I been talking to for a a couple years, her husbands 19 yr old daughter came on the scene as in starting comming to mine in the evenings just for a bit of an escape get away from family life... I dunno when it was but we started sleeping together........ I would have knocked it knocked it on the head........ until one night we went out to a pub and came back with the stunning 18yr old barmaid spent the whole weekend in bed problem is...... I don't know who to carry on seeing.......... I think I should just be single, but then you know what its like ill never get laid again!! And me friend ain't talking to me after finding out what I did

Should this be in the fantasy and story section "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You do know the Pinocchio story don't you op. You will never turn into a real boy if you keep telling lies.

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By *hitedukeMan
over a year ago

derby


"or get a rubber sheet and loads of jelly

make them all wrestle one another ... keep the winner "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can the OP just explain what the problem is?"

lol

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By *oulou45Woman
over a year ago

Bucks

So your a cannibal as well?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One for day time meets, one for evening meets and one for weekends - sometimes two, plus the sporadic friend every now and then.... how's that not believable..... I welcome anyone comming to mine for a day or two and actually seeing for themselves!! - fyi cpl profile we looking for tomorrow am if anyone in SW....

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts


"don't see what your problem is"

his problem is.

that with all this sex hes getting, it tends to cause him to have blackouts when he has a wank

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