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By *arcia0 OP Man
over a year ago

liverpool

Would love to have Rachel Riley on top of me with that amazing body, while she was sucking a cock too, and maybe even having a go on it too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

best of luck with that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1 big one and the others from the bottom, then

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By *arcia0 OP Man
over a year ago

liverpool

Ha like it!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Has anyone else noticed that Lisa Riley doesn't get the same amount of adoration?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rachel riley would be a shit shag!! anyone see her try and dance has all the sex appeal of anne widdocome!!

Lisa riley at least would be a good laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who

rachel riley off countdown

lisa riley was one of the dingles on emmerdale, and did youve been framed for a while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who

rachel riley off countdown

lisa riley was one of the dingles on emmerdale, and did youve been framed for a while"

Great new pic guys ! Merry Christmas lol

Oh right-e-o her !!! Nah she's not that special her shit will still stink

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Who

rachel riley off countdown

lisa riley was one of the dingles on emmerdale, and did youve been framed for a while

Great new pic guys ! Merry Christmas lol

Oh right-e-o her !!! Nah she's not that special her shit will still stink

She's a total babe and one of the best looking girls on the tv, such a cheeky glint in her eye too.

i'd love to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who

rachel riley off countdown

lisa riley was one of the dingles on emmerdale, and did youve been framed for a while

Great new pic guys ! Merry Christmas lol

Oh right-e-o her !!! Nah she's not that special her shit will still stink

She's a total babe and one of the best looking girls on the tv, such a cheeky glint in her eye too.

i'd love to"

You need to get to specSavers

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Who

rachel riley off countdown

lisa riley was one of the dingles on emmerdale, and did youve been framed for a while

Great new pic guys ! Merry Christmas lol

Oh right-e-o her !!! Nah she's not that special her shit will still stink

She's a total babe and one of the best looking girls on the tv, such a cheeky glint in her eye too.

i'd love to

You need to get to specSavers

Its BOGOF, I'll pick you up on the way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who

rachel riley off countdown

lisa riley was one of the dingles on emmerdale, and did youve been framed for a while

Great new pic guys ! Merry Christmas lol

Oh right-e-o her !!! Nah she's not that special her shit will still stink

She's a total babe and one of the best looking girls on the tv, such a cheeky glint in her eye too.

i'd love to

You need to get to specSavers

Its BOGOF, I'll pick you up on the way

horses for courses, though..

just make sure you have a feedbag for her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who

rachel riley off countdown

lisa riley was one of the dingles on emmerdale, and did youve been framed for a while

Great new pic guys ! Merry Christmas lol

Oh right-e-o her !!! Nah she's not that special her shit will still stink

lol, thanks.

its a prelude to our fabvent piccies lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who

rachel riley off countdown

lisa riley was one of the dingles on emmerdale, and did youve been framed for a while

Great new pic guys ! Merry Christmas lol

Oh right-e-o her !!! Nah she's not that special her shit will still stink

She's a total babe and one of the best looking girls on the tv, such a cheeky glint in her eye too.

i'd love to

You need to get to specSavers

Its BOGOF, I'll pick you up on the way

horses for courses, though..

just make sure you have a feedbag for her."

I don't need to come on here to get insulted you guys. I can step right back into the reality of my home !

Less of the bag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The most attractive Countdown presenter ever

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

I love watching 8 out of 10 cats do countdown and the way she handles the guy with the beard (his name currently escapes me),

What I like about it is he dosent go all 'Keith lemon' about her, he kind of ignores her.

I think she has a great back, great bum, is very pretty and looks like she has brains too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The most attractive Countdown presenter ever"

Don't be ridiculous that was Richard Whitely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who

rachel riley off countdown

lisa riley was one of the dingles on emmerdale, and did youve been framed for a while

Great new pic guys ! Merry Christmas lol

Oh right-e-o her !!! Nah she's not that special her shit will still stink

She's a total babe and one of the best looking girls on the tv, such a cheeky glint in her eye too.

i'd love to

You need to get to specSavers

Its BOGOF, I'll pick you up on the way

horses for courses, though..

just make sure you have a feedbag for her.

I don't need to come on here to get insulted you guys. I can step right back into the reality of my home !

Less of the bag

lol, if you didnt jump to conclusions, you would get no exercise at all lol

i meant the bleedin Riley woman lol

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over a year ago

"I love watching 8 out of 10 cats do countdown and the way she handles the guy with the beard (his name currently escapes me),

What I like about it is he dosent go all 'Keith lemon' about her, he kind of ignores her.

I think she has a great back, great bum, is very pretty and looks like she has brains too."

how does she handle him?

she gets all embarrassed and coy.

he runs bloody rings round her, the shows i have watched.

she doesnt have a funny bone in her body, and that would include if he was banging her.

she is completely lost on that show because even though she is smart, she isnt sharp.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"I love watching 8 out of 10 cats do countdown and the way she handles the guy with the beard (his name currently escapes me),

What I like about it is he dosent go all 'Keith lemon' about her, he kind of ignores her.

I think she has a great back, great bum, is very pretty and looks like she has brains too.

how does she handle him?

she gets all embarrassed and coy.

he runs bloody rings round her, the shows i have watched.

she doesnt have a funny bone in her body, and that would include if he was banging her.

she is completely lost on that show because even though she is smart, she isnt sharp."

I find her very witty and has been sharp with come backs before now and puts him in his place (the beardy guy). Or, she has ignored him but turned to the panels or camera and done something he hasnt seen that everyone else has found funny. Albeit she isnt a comedian, thats not her job, the comedians are supposed to make it funny when they are on the show.

She's quick with long letter'd words getting them on the board and with the sums too, sometimes showing how the numbers could of been done in another way that contestants have missed.

I like her coyness when she shows it, to me it makes her look even more sweet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love watching 8 out of 10 cats do countdown and the way she handles the guy with the beard (his name currently escapes me),

What I like about it is he dosent go all 'Keith lemon' about her, he kind of ignores her.

I think she has a great back, great bum, is very pretty and looks like she has brains too.

how does she handle him?

she gets all embarrassed and coy.

he runs bloody rings round her, the shows i have watched.

she doesnt have a funny bone in her body, and that would include if he was banging her.

she is completely lost on that show because even though she is smart, she isnt sharp.

She's quick with long letter'd words getting them on the board and with the sums too, sometimes showing how the numbers could of been done in another way that contestants have missed.

I like her coyness when she shows it, to me it makes her look even more sweet.

yes, and letters and numbers are her job, the difference being, when the comedians are dealing with being involved in her job, they make it tolerable.

when she is put in a comical situation, she looks uncomfortable.

its a dynamic that just doesnt work.

i actually reckon the Vorderman would do the job a lot better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love watching 8 out of 10 cats do countdown and the way she handles the guy with the beard (his name currently escapes me),

What I like about it is he dosent go all 'Keith lemon' about her, he kind of ignores her.

I think she has a great back, great bum, is very pretty and looks like she has brains too.

how does she handle him?

she gets all embarrassed and coy.

he runs bloody rings round her, the shows i have watched.

she doesnt have a funny bone in her body, and that would include if he was banging her.

she is completely lost on that show because even though she is smart, she isnt sharp.

She's quick with long letter'd words getting them on the board and with the sums too, sometimes showing how the numbers could of been done in another way that contestants have missed.

I like her coyness when she shows it, to me it makes her look even more sweet.

yes, and letters and numbers are her job, the difference being, when the comedians are dealing with being involved in her job, they make it tolerable.

when she is put in a comical situation, she looks uncomfortable.

its a dynamic that just doesnt work.

i actually reckon the Vorderman would do the job a lot better"

And despite the fact you called me stupid horse face old bag - I agree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be meeting her next year

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

Its the coquettishness I can't stand. All the little coy glances. I want to slap Snappo when he drools over her and tell him to choose a proper woman to slobber over.

And she was rubbish on Strictly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love watching 8 out of 10 cats do countdown and the way she handles the guy with the beard (his name currently escapes me),

What I like about it is he dosent go all 'Keith lemon' about her, he kind of ignores her.

I think she has a great back, great bum, is very pretty and looks like she has brains too.

how does she handle him?

she gets all embarrassed and coy.

he runs bloody rings round her, the shows i have watched.

she doesnt have a funny bone in her body, and that would include if he was banging her.

she is completely lost on that show because even though she is smart, she isnt sharp.

She's quick with long letter'd words getting them on the board and with the sums too, sometimes showing how the numbers could of been done in another way that contestants have missed.

I like her coyness when she shows it, to me it makes her look even more sweet.

yes, and letters and numbers are her job, the difference being, when the comedians are dealing with being involved in her job, they make it tolerable.

when she is put in a comical situation, she looks uncomfortable.

its a dynamic that just doesnt work.

i actually reckon the Vorderman would do the job a lot better

And despite the fact you called me stupid horse face old bag - I agree

im gonna punch you in your left boob one of these days lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its the coquettishness I can't stand. All the little coy glances. I want to slap Snappo when he drools over her and tell him to choose a proper woman to slobber over.

And she was rubbish on Strictly!"

see!

bring on Anne Widdicomb.

ccwwwwwwoooooooaaaarrrrr!!!!!!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I don't enjoy any programme with Rachael Riley in. She's talentless.

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

She must have heard about your offermister shes announced shes splitting from her hubby,,

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

"I don't enjoy any programme with Rachael Riley in. She's talentless.

I was just thinking I d not seen you about granny,,

where ve you been hiding,?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I don't enjoy any programme with Rachael Riley in. She's talentless.

I was just thinking I d not seen you about granny,,

where ve you been hiding,? "

I'm recovering from the Rahael Riley face transplant that my partner got me for Xmas... luckily he couldn't afford the lobotomy tho ... good to see your jockied knackers again :P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't enjoy any programme with Rachael Riley in. She's talentless.

I don't think she lacks for talent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The most attractive Countdown presenter ever

Don't be ridiculous that was Richard Whitely

Fair point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't enjoy any programme with Rachael Riley in. She's talentless.

I don't think she lacks for talent."

she adds up.

she is a calculator with tits.

thats all

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over a year ago

"I don't enjoy any programme with Rachael Riley in. She's talentless.

I don't think she lacks for talent.

she adds up.

she is a calculator with tits.

thats all"

I'll conced it's perhaps not so impressive as the ability to deduce somebody's complete talents from what they see on TV or read on a swingers forum.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

I didnt watch her on strictly as I dont watch that programme.

Carol Voderman was really good and left huge shoes forever to be filled.

Its still a huge success and she's still on it (I think).

I suppose only her bosse's opinion counts at the end of the day and right now, theirs is a positive one. She must be doing something right.

duh duh duh duh, duhduhduh booooooooo (thats the clock if your wondering)

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I didnt watch her on strictly as I dont watch that programme.

Carol Voderman was really good and left huge shoes forever to be filled.

Its still a huge success and she's still on it (I think).

I suppose only her bosse's opinion counts at the end of the day and right now, theirs is a positive one. She must be doing something right.

duh duh duh duh, duhduhduh booooooooo (thats the clock if your wondering)"

What utter total rubbish !! I must protest ..... the clock goes ..

Dur Dur Dur Dur Dur Dur Dur Dur Dur Dur Dur Dur tiddly tiddly tiddly tiddly tiddly tiddly om pom Boooooooooom!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't enjoy any programme with Rachael Riley in. She's talentless.

I don't think she lacks for talent.

she adds up.

she is a calculator with tits.

thats all

I'll conced it's perhaps not so impressive as the ability to deduce somebody's complete talents from what they see on TV or read on a swingers forum."

in the forms in which she has been observed, by me anyway, she is just as i have described.

she is not,a nd never will be, a comic, although she is infinitely funnier than Miranda Hart, but thats not really difficult.

she isnt a dancer

she isnt a tv presenter

she is a maths teacher with, what channel 4 bosses have deemed, a pleasing face/figure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What an interesting definition of talent.

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

"I love watching 8 out of 10 cats do countdown and the way she handles the guy with the beard (his name currently escapes me),

What I like about it is he dosent go all 'Keith lemon' about her, he kind of ignores her.

I think she has a great back, great bum, is very pretty and looks like she has brains too.

how does she handle him?

she gets all embarrassed and coy.

he runs bloody rings round her, the shows i have watched.

she doesnt have a funny bone in her body, and that would include if he was banging her.

she is completely lost on that show because even though she is smart, she isnt sharp.

She's quick with long letter'd words getting them on the board and with the sums too, sometimes showing how the numbers could of been done in another way that contestants have missed.

I like her coyness when she shows it, to me it makes her look even more sweet.

yes, and letters and numbers are her job, the difference being, when the comedians are dealing with being involved in her job, they make it tolerable.

when she is put in a comical situation, she looks uncomfortable.

its a dynamic that just doesnt work.

i actually reckon the Vorderman would do the job a lot better

And despite the fact you called me stupid horse face old bag - I agree

im gonna punch you in your left boob one of these days lol

WTF are you doing to santa man

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By *arnaclebillMan
over a year ago

Robin Hood County

"Who

Precisely Rachel Riley? Lisa Riley? who the f***k are they?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who

Precisely Rachel Riley? Lisa Riley? who the f***k are they?"

If you don't care why comment?

If you do care try google.

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over a year ago

"I love watching 8 out of 10 cats do countdown and the way she handles the guy with the beard (his name currently escapes me),

What I like about it is he dosent go all 'Keith lemon' about her, he kind of ignores her.

I think she has a great back, great bum, is very pretty and looks like she has brains too.

how does she handle him?

she gets all embarrassed and coy.

he runs bloody rings round her, the shows i have watched.

she doesnt have a funny bone in her body, and that would include if he was banging her.

she is completely lost on that show because even though she is smart, she isnt sharp.

She's quick with long letter'd words getting them on the board and with the sums too, sometimes showing how the numbers could of been done in another way that contestants have missed.

I like her coyness when she shows it, to me it makes her look even more sweet.

yes, and letters and numbers are her job, the difference being, when the comedians are dealing with being involved in her job, they make it tolerable.

when she is put in a comical situation, she looks uncomfortable.

its a dynamic that just doesnt work.

i actually reckon the Vorderman would do the job a lot better

And despite the fact you called me stupid horse face old bag - I agree

im gonna punch you in your left boob one of these days lol

WTF are you doing to santa man

its called creativity.

i had to butcher an ornament for that lol.

V has it on her xmas tree now so she can chuckle everytime she sees it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love watching 8 out of 10 cats do countdown and the way she handles the guy with the beard (his name currently escapes me),

What I like about it is he dosent go all 'Keith lemon' about her, he kind of ignores her.

I think she has a great back, great bum, is very pretty and looks like she has brains too.

how does she handle him?

she gets all embarrassed and coy.

he runs bloody rings round her, the shows i have watched.

she doesnt have a funny bone in her body, and that would include if he was banging her.

she is completely lost on that show because even though she is smart, she isnt sharp.

She's quick with long letter'd words getting them on the board and with the sums too, sometimes showing how the numbers could of been done in another way that contestants have missed.

I like her coyness when she shows it, to me it makes her look even more sweet.

yes, and letters and numbers are her job, the difference being, when the comedians are dealing with being involved in her job, they make it tolerable.

when she is put in a comical situation, she looks uncomfortable.

its a dynamic that just doesnt work.

i actually reckon the Vorderman would do the job a lot better

And despite the fact you called me stupid horse face old bag - I agree

im gonna punch you in your left boob one of these days lol

WTF are you doing to santa man

its called creativity.

i had to butcher an ornament for that lol.

V has it on her xmas tree now so she can chuckle everytime she sees it lol"

That kind Sir is NOT the spirit of Christmas. Now what have you done with the Christmas Fairy

Punch my left tit eh ! Yea like to see you try after a quick jab to your right bollock

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over a year ago

"I love watching 8 out of 10 cats do countdown and the way she handles the guy with the beard (his name currently escapes me),

What I like about it is he dosent go all 'Keith lemon' about her, he kind of ignores her.

I think she has a great back, great bum, is very pretty and looks like she has brains too.

how does she handle him?

she gets all embarrassed and coy.

he runs bloody rings round her, the shows i have watched.

she doesnt have a funny bone in her body, and that would include if he was banging her.

she is completely lost on that show because even though she is smart, she isnt sharp.

She's quick with long letter'd words getting them on the board and with the sums too, sometimes showing how the numbers could of been done in another way that contestants have missed.

I like her coyness when she shows it, to me it makes her look even more sweet.

yes, and letters and numbers are her job, the difference being, when the comedians are dealing with being involved in her job, they make it tolerable.

when she is put in a comical situation, she looks uncomfortable.

its a dynamic that just doesnt work.

i actually reckon the Vorderman would do the job a lot better

And despite the fact you called me stupid horse face old bag - I agree

im gonna punch you in your left boob one of these days lol

WTF are you doing to santa man

its called creativity.

i had to butcher an ornament for that lol.

V has it on her xmas tree now so she can chuckle everytime she sees it lol

That kind Sir is NOT the spirit of Christmas. Now what have you done with the Christmas Fairy

Punch my left tit eh ! Yea like to see you try after a quick jab to your right bollock

lmfao.

b like a boxer in the gym with the speed ball.

i cant get that out of my mind now lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry to resurrect this thread (though better than starting a new one I think) but I need to tell you that today I happened to meet Rachel Riley.

Wow. She is fucking gorgeous.

That is all. Thank you.

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By *arcia0 OP Man
over a year ago

liverpool

Wow you lucky thing! Wank bank for years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shouldn't this be moved to Stories and fantasies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rachel and Suzie together

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By *uited staffs guyMan
over a year ago

staffordshire

You should've asked her to calculate how many inches this is

I'd try that again if it wasn't for that damned restraining order

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry to resurrect this thread (though better than starting a new one I think) but I need to tell you that today I happened to meet Rachel Riley.

Wow. She is fucking gorgeous.

That is all. Thank you. "

are you her divorce solicitor?

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By *ecor atorMan
over a year ago

York

Rachael Riley is gorgeous, I'd love a go on that. The other is a fat sweaty hog.

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By *regboy49Man
over a year ago

Sandhurst

"Rachel riley would be a shit shag!! anyone see her try and dance has all the sex appeal of anne widdocome!!

Lisa riley at least would be a good laugh

Would say that the other presenter from ' The Gadget Show ' Polyanna Woodward would be a lot better shag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rachael Riley is gorgeous, I'd love a go on that. The other is a fat sweaty hog.

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wow! your a catch

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By *ecor atorMan
over a year ago

York

"Rachael Riley is gorgeous, I'd love a go on that. The other is a fat sweaty hog.

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wow! your a catch"

Yip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

had to resurrect this post.

just watched an old episode of top gear, and ms riley rocked up in civvies. and i have to say, her top bollocks are a fair old size.

the outfits she wears on countdown do nothing to accentuate her assets, as it were, although i appreciate thats not the point lol

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