FabSwingers.com forum: funniest sign

By *uby0000 OP Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

following on from the funniest spelling mistakes I was wondering who had seen funny shop signs or places

we have a place near us called Tittenhanger and once saw a sign for a butchers called Arthur cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pulling up to a junction i saw a STOP sign, with scrawled underneath 'hammertime'

made me chuckle the rest of my way home lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"pulling up to a junction i saw a STOP sign, with scrawled underneath 'hammertime'

made me chuckle the rest of my way home lol"

Awesome

haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a Leicester Indian restaurant window "You'll Never Get Better!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heavy Plant Crossing makes me smile, but the one that infuriates me "Sign Not In Use"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well sure plenty of devon and cornwall people chuckle every time they go down the a38 past the 'Well hung meat company' sign

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Theres a b and b on the way to York that has home cooked breakfasts!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"following on from the funniest spelling mistakes I was wondering who had seen funny shop signs or places

we have a place near us called Tittenhanger and once saw a sign for a butchers called Arthur cock"

Whilst living in Japan I saw a band The Funky Chicken. Only issue was the signage on there van said The Fucky Chicken.

Also at a large department store they nailed Father Christmas to a cross at Christmas.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An old one but...on a dirty car "I'm as dirty as the driver"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

there is a van driving around Leeds with a sign on it saying

The only Tools in this van are the driver and his mate

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By *ong-legged-divaTV/TS
over a year ago

Fleetwood

Saw a sign on a staff entrance at shop in hounds hill Blackpool. "Only staff passed this point"

Did they have to take an exam?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a sign shop but lost all my stock .. I couldn't see a way out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A sign for a butchers on the A38 driving out of plymouth reads "well hung meat company" Driven past most weekends for the last ten years and I still have a chortle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A sign for a butchers on the A38 driving out of plymouth reads "well hung meat company" Driven past most weekends for the last ten years and I still have a chortle."

too late thats been posted lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A sign for a butchers on the A38 driving out of plymouth reads "well hung meat company" Driven past most weekends for the last ten years and I still have a chortle.

too late thats been posted lol"

Bugger, Was in the cider press down the barbican and it had just been painted, the eastern european bar maid had put up some signs kindly warning us about wet pants. I'm sure she did

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By *ightkitty4uWoman
over a year ago

Epsom

In greece I saw:

Foul English Breakfast

On a drinks vending machine "Out of work"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

gents toilet cubicle in our local pub, right at the bottom of the door someone has wrote,Beware!!! of limbo dancers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saw one on facebook a while ago. Septic tank company. It said ' the number 1 name in the number 2 business'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A village near Louth in Lincs has a Fanny Hands Lane, what a great venue for dogging!

Also, one in Grimsby called Willing Way!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is a street in billingham called clee terrace, always made me giggle

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By *uby0000 OP Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

is a road called straight road

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We saw a couple in dublin a few years back. On the entrance to a car park it had a minimum height.....

And then we saw a sign that simply said........"this is a temporary sign".......well thanks for that!

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By *anatee175Couple
over a year ago

Sunderland

There's a place near me called shiny row. It has a shop called "new shiny appliances" it makes us smile.

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By *ev-PMan
over a year ago

Hampshire

Remember this from years ago on a window cleaners van ..."Your panes are our pleasure"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a book shop in Hull there was a wet floor sign under the 50 shades of grey book shelf

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By *i de BiCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

A 24 hour supermarket near us has a `OPEN` sign.......no shit Sherlock !

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By *ornieandhotCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough

I want to put a

"Any unruly children will be fed to a snake " sign up in the rep shop but the boss won't let me

D x

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By *ong-legged-divaTV/TS
over a year ago

Fleetwood

Saw a sign in a pub saying unsupervised children will be given a double expresso and a free kitten

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw one on TGI's in Cheadle that said "This door is closed due to the wind being windy".

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By *evilishCouple69Couple
over a year ago

Glasgow

There's an antique shop near here called The Glory Hole! Used to have another sign stating 'you're sure to find something you like!' But they appear to have re-thought that one!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

roadsign in kent

ham sandwich

my uncle lived at pratts bottom

nearly bought a house in cockering road

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By *r Mahogany70Man
over a year ago

Leicester

Since a child I've had an overwhelming compulsion to put an 'i' in the middle of all the 'TO LET' signs I see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bogs hole lane isn't too far from me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

went to a place in devon/cornwall called welcome mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a Cock Inn at Birdwell near Barnsley and a Cock And Bottle at Skipton.

Couldn't you make some great signs for them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

http://www.funnies.com/familyplanning.htm

this always makes me giggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The street sign for Canal Street in Manchester's Gay Village is often graffitied to 'anal treet'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A little village near me is called "knockin" and yes the village shop is called the knockin shop

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By *heScotandthegirlCouple
over a year ago

London & Edinburgh

Sign seen on a builder's van:-

Singh brothers, builders

You've tried The Cowboys, now call the Indians!

Just brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

While driving through the lake district we saw a sign for a little village called lower cleft, tried not to laugh until we went a little further and saw a sign for upper cleft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wisford cum lake is near us....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wisford cum lake is near us....

Sorry.....typo....wilsford cum lake

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By *adyH and GrissomCouple
over a year ago

Llantarnum

There was a garage near where I used to live that had a smashed up car on the forecourt with a sign saying " You bend 'em - we mend 'em "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Penrith Rail Station appears to have a sign saying

Keep back from the platform edge

or you may get sucked off

A friend sent me a photo of it to cheer me up but cannot vouch for its authenticity!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a legendary Motorcycle shop in Laceby near Grimsby selling only British spares.

Behind the counter was a sign:

"PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR JAPANESE SPARES, AS A SMACK IN THE GOB OFTEN OFFENDS!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Since a child I've had an overwhelming compulsion to put an 'i' in the middle of all the 'TO LET' signs I see"

I want to do the same everytime I see an Audi TT

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By *ollie_JCouple
over a year ago

London

Village near us called Three Holes..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Penrith Rail Station appears to have a sign saying

Keep back from the platform edge

or you may get sucked off

A friend sent me a photo of it to cheer me up but cannot vouch for its authenticity! "

Tried it stood there for hours and no one came to suck me off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Penrith Rail Station appears to have a sign saying

Keep back from the platform edge

or you may get sucked off

A friend sent me a photo of it to cheer me up but cannot vouch for its authenticity! "

I got sent this too and wondered if it was real. .... made me smile though

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By *athnBobCouple
over a year ago

sandwell

Road not far from us called "Bell End"

The village of "Flash" in derbyshire

Then there are the lifts (elevators) made by a company called "Schindlers". I chuckle every time I get in one.

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By *uby0000 OP Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

on a farm shop door

we are shut on Mondays if this is a Monday then go away please

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By *R and BlondieCouple
over a year ago

Bebington, wirral

I recently spent a couple of nights in upper thong lane had us girlies amused all weekend xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A little village near me is called "knockin" and yes the village shop is called the knockin shop

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we know it well , pass it every friday and when we have friends in the car they always piss themselves when they see the shop

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By *uby0000 OP Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

saw a handbag shop called fannie bags

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By *uby0000 OP Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

we have a road near us called trotters bottom and cum cum lane

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where I used to live up north in farnworth there's a place called knob end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw a horse trailer once with ....only foals and horses written on it. Made me chuckle. X

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By *atelotmanMan
over a year ago

Chatham

In sandwich kent there is a street called "no name street" I have on the back of my security van a sign that said

Is this van being driven well if it is.

Please phone 999

Driver is either d*unk or the van is stolen.

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall

"Road not far from us called "Bell End"

The village of "Flash" in derbyshire

Then there are the lifts (elevators) made by a company called "Schindlers". I chuckle every time I get in one."

If you follow Bell End to the end, it leads on to Mincing Lane....I kid you not....lol

https://maps.google.co.uk/maps?client=opera&channel=suggest&q=bell+end,+dudley&ie=UTF-8&ei=iBChUtnYMYqBhAfz1oGQBA&ved=0CAgQ_AUoAg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a town in Britanny I parked outside a shop called Fanny Boutique

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By *lanwoodMan
over a year ago

Alton

I saw a notice board once that only had one notice on it saying "Do not throw stones at this notice".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when my dad was a kid he told me of a sign outside a church by where he lived that said 'jesus saves'

someone had written underneath

'then sign him up for wolves'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saw a van for windows and blinds specialists that had " caution, this van is being driven by a blind man" made me have a little giggle

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By *issy louWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire Moorlands

We have 'The Black Cock Inn'...amuses my teenage son no end!

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By *organ and rob zombieCouple
over a year ago

bradford

"pulling up to a junction i saw a STOP sign, with scrawled underneath 'hammertime'

made me chuckle the rest of my way home lol"

We've seen that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the a1. There is a sign for 'the big tackle shop '. I smile when I see it

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"pulling up to a junction i saw a STOP sign, with scrawled underneath 'hammertime'

made me chuckle the rest of my way home lol

We've seen that

apparently there is one with 'collaborate and listen' on it too, but havent seen that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My son had a fit of giggles when he saw a sign at an exhibit at the Natural History Museum which said "Homo erectus".

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By *eakcoupleCouple
over a year ago

peak district

There is a country road named "Knob Lane" - the council keep on replacing the signs which usually get stolen pretty soon!

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Ive signwritten one customers van, each time he has a new one, he always has 'Youve tried the cowboys, now give the Indians a go'.

It works really well for Mr Khan (Builder)by all accounts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a shop that does ladies waxing etc called the lady garden beauty rooms in bitterne

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By *othingbetterthansexCouple
over a year ago

Accrington

There's a shop in Steamboat, CO, U.S.A. called "Backdoor Sports"

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