FabSwingers.com forum: Smell

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hi all, can i ask a difficult question? what do you do when playing with a lady and you find you cant stand the smell any longer? It cant be just us that has come across this problem, have any peeps got a nice way to stop the play?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Simple.. stop.

Fake illness and leave pmsl...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

u mean u have met women who obviously havnt showered b4 the meet, ewwwwwww

puke xx

how can anyone not thoroughly bathe b4 a meet is beyond me, x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

altho i can name a few guys on here who dont know wot higiene is , !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got to be honest and say i'm worried by the any longer bit... first bad wiff and it'd be over for me.. honest to god.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Its not really a body odour problem but i think its a vaginal imbalance problem resulting in a horrible fish smell, called bacterial vaginosis. we are completly repulsed by it, cant the girls smell it there selves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fabreeze her lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

go to bathroom snort mouth wash then go back and persevere or just tell them laters being polite they have a drains problem

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"fabreeze her lol"

I like this solution, some of them need it...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

maybe a new fetish people like ..not me

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By *teve_SoleilCouple
over a year ago

Malaysia

"Its not really a body odour problem but i think its a vaginal imbalance problem resulting in a horrible fish smell, called bacterial vaginosis. we are completly repulsed by it, cant the girls smell it there selves"

many people don't even realise their armpits smell bad...:D...which is closer to the nose...:D...anyway...body odour has great way of masking themselves to the person...so..it's best to trick them into showering (play in the bath)...or leave nicely...saying u don't have the mood...:D...or if they are a couple...hint her husband to try giving her cunnilingus...or have her play with herself...then bring her fingers close to her nose...:D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

or better still honesty is the best policy YOU STINK

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

or while your down between her legs use the new lynx bullet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely her or her husband must know,either they don't care or have a problem with their sense of smell.

If things get anywhere near that bad whats wrong with a douche,preferably with some Dentyl mouthwash in it.

Thank God the women we've met have all been clean and edible

XXXX

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By *DSRMan
over a year ago

leicester

First I'm gonna take of your top mmmm

then I'll take off your bra mmmm

Then i will take off your skirk mmm

Then I will take off your socks YUCKY SMELY lol

Ps.. true story, well sort of lol

Peace :D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just a query .. what the hell was she doing wearing bra skirt and smelly socks fashion police here ... no lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i think its a difficult one, if it was just a hygine problem i'd have to say something, theres no excuse for poor hygine and i see no reason to be kind about it, but all women have a natural odour down there and some smell stronger than others even if they are clean, now this is something that can't be helped and i could'nt be nasty about someone with a problem they have no control over, obvious answer is don't meet her again, stay away from women then you have no fishy smell problems lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thank you all for relpys, it doesnt seem to be a very comon problem perhaps its just the amount of girls we come into contact with that has made it seem worse than what it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"First I'm gonna take of your top mmmm

then I'll take off your bra mmmm

Then i will take off your skirk mmm

Then I will take off your socks YUCKY SMELY lol

Ps.. true story, well sort of lol

Peace :D

xx"
Did the lady not mind you wearing her clothes? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

State on profile 'NO FISHY FANNIES' lol ewwwwwwwwwwwwww now i feel sick

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By *ricky_DickyMan
over a year ago

Mirfield

Hmm take one fishy fanny add one crusty cock mix well et voila fish in cheese sauce.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hmm take one fishy fanny add one crusty cock mix well et voila fish in cheese sauce.

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Lol!

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By *DSRMan
over a year ago

leicester

"First I'm gonna take of your top mmmm

then I'll take off your bra mmmm

Then i will take off your skirk mmm

Then I will take off your socks YUCKY SMELY lol

Ps.. true story, well sort of lol

Peace :D

xxDid the lady not mind you wearing her clothes? Lol"

Hahahaa.... But it was a friday night out :P lol xxx

I'm dressed as a man again today, well i mean naked :P lol

Later

xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hmm take one fishy fanny add one crusty cock mix well et voila fish in cheese sauce.

wheres the bucket again lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"First I'm gonna take of your top mmmm

then I'll take off your bra mmmm

Then i will take off your skirk mmm

Then I will take off your socks YUCKY SMELY lol

Ps.. true story, well sort of lol

Peace :D

xxDid the lady not mind you wearing her clothes? Lol

Hahahaa.... But it was a friday night out :P lol xxx

I'm dressed as a man again today, well i mean naked :P lol

Later

xxxx"
Yeah - like men should be .......

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By *raginghormonesCouple
over a year ago

whitehaven

Loo brush and harpic sound in order. Got me gagging here!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok, I have just found out that there is a product you can bye from the chemist called Active, perhaps i should carry it with me with the condoms...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Baby Wipes do a good job as well. I carry them with me because I hate feeling dirty and have OCD about cleanliness!!

You just have to be upfront and honest with people. Be polite though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Baby Wipes do a good job as well. I carry them with me because I hate feeling dirty and have OCD about cleanliness!!

You just have to be upfront and honest with people. Be polite though"

If the problem is BV (bacterial vaginosis) as Chamfan suggested then babywipes may worsen the problem.

BV, it is thought is caused mainly by over washing, using products than can upset the PH balance, such as soaps, shower gels, babywipes, even femfresh, as the vagina is pretty much self cleaning it is recommended that cleaning products are best not overused, a good rinse with clean warm water works just as well and is less likely to cause BV, which can give off a dirty fishy smell.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Baby Wipes do a good job as well. I carry them with me because I hate feeling dirty and have OCD about cleanliness!!

You just have to be upfront and honest with people. Be polite though

If the problem is BV (bacterial vaginosis) as Chamfan suggested then babywipes may worsen the problem.

Just to add, smoking is also considered to be part of the problem.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would just be honest! grow some balls and tell them! say it how it is, thats what I say!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Baby Wipes do a good job as well. I carry them with me because I hate feeling dirty and have OCD about cleanliness!!

You just have to be upfront and honest with people. Be polite though

If the problem is BV (bacterial vaginosis) as Chamfan suggested then babywipes may worsen the problem.

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You're very well informed W. Being a practise nurse I can confirm that you are absolutely right. Washing with soaps, even unperfumed ones, is far more likely to cause PH imbalances as well as thrush in a woman. Clean fresh water is the best method of washing intimate areas.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Baby Wipes do a good job as well. I carry them with me because I hate feeling dirty and have OCD about cleanliness!!

You just have to be upfront and honest with people. Be polite though

If the problem is BV (bacterial vaginosis) as Chamfan suggested then babywipes may worsen the problem.

You're very well informed W. Being a practise nurse I can confirm that you are absolutely right. Washing with soaps, even unperfumed ones, is far more likely to cause PH imbalances as well as thrush in a woman. Clean fresh water is the best method of washing intimate areas."

Thank you, due to the nature of a previous job, I have had to make it my business to know things along these lines

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cant belive this guy, smoking makes pussy smell,he must be a bleeding doctor thats their excuse for everything thats wrong with you,yes it will smell of smoke if you stick a fag in it and suck hard lol,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"cant belive this guy, smoking makes pussy smell,he must be a bleeding doctor thats their excuse for everything thats wrong with you,yes it will smell of smoke if you stick a fag in it and suck hard lol,"

Smoking is 'considered' to be part of the problem, the thing is they don't really know what causes BV, but looking at the evidence they have come up with what I posted, about not using cleaning products too much, the smoking thing isn't confirmed as fact, but with research they have come to the conclusion that it may just be a part of the problem.

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

I read that about it as well wayne and research also suggests that changing sexual partners can also be a cause of BV

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I read that about it as well wayne and research also suggests that changing sexual partners can also be a cause of BV

Very true, a new or multiple sex partners is thought to be a problem too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I read that about it as well wayne and research also suggests that changing sexual partners can also be a cause of BV

Very true, a new or multiple sex partners is thought to be a problem too.

Bloody hell, we all should have BV, can men get it?.....lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

awww poor lady ;0( she probably knows and makes it worse by washing even more so! a friend finally confided in me she smelt this and she was devastated she had a disease when she used protection evry time! she was so ashamed of going to g/u she just carried on washing with more soap hopeing it would go! it didn't! quick trip to g/u to be told she was washing to much with soap! a few antibiotics later she was a happy bunny :0)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"awww poor lady ;0( she probably knows and makes it worse by washing even more so! a friend finally confided in me she smelt this and she was devastated she had a disease when she used protection evry time! she was so ashamed of going to g/u she just carried on washing with more soap hopeing it would go! it didn't! quick trip to g/u to be told she was washing to much with soap! a few antibiotics later she was a happy bunny :0) "

The antibiotic is Metronidazole.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

.....if we ever came across sumone who smelt down there on a meet....we'd say u smell like a grimsby fish trawler, sort it out then recommend vagisil and say see ya....not being funny but its better to be honest!!! hey ladies...feminine odour and itching getting you down??? DONT GO ON MEETS!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We once had a meet where despite the profile stating she kept herself trimmed, she had a bush. When going down on her, I realised she stank of piss - I am never going near a hairy fanny again

mich

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By *eedsmustMan
over a year ago

Wigan-Gtr/Manchester

I went to meet a fem, when i arrived she was wearing a sexy tight black silky dress! It really turned me on as i entered the flat, thinking about the next few hours of fun?

As i followed her up the stairs, i started to get this awful fishy smell, which is quite distinctive yes? At the top of the stairs she turned round to kiss me. Thus realizing that her body odour was inadequate! To be honest, she smelled repulsive! I thought if she had a bath, that would be ok? Took me ages to get her to have a bath without saying the obvious. After she got out wrapped in a towel she looked gd enought to eat mmmmmmm

Then she put the same manky minging stinkin dress on.......& just smelled the same! BTW yes i left prompt, & it was 20 yrs ago

hehee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poor Todger had two women in one night at a club that smelt really bad down below. It wasn't like their partners had already been there, more of a case of not washing. The first woman he put up with, but he couldn't go through it again with the second woman and just said we had to stop. They didn't ask any questions & although the bloke had a hard time putting his towel on over his hard-on they were ok with leaving it there.

Just so I wasn't left out, a few months ago at a party I was confronted by a cheesy cock! Needless to say I moved on, only to be confronted with a wild bush on the next man. Not a good night.

Surely people know that if they are going to a club or a party that there is every chance they will play. So that should mean their hygiene is top notch. Guess some people don't care!

To us, hygiene is an everyday thing, but even more important when meeting other people. Nothing better (well almost) than freshly showered, shaved & sweet smelling bodies mmmmmmm yummy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd die if I ever went anywhere with a cheesy cock...

Mrs Notts always makes sure I'm presentable.. Ewwwww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm surprised nobody has thought of stuffing some cotton wool in yer nostrils, problem solved. Just remember to come up for some air every now and then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use Cillit Bang on it.

That should bring matters to a head.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol, how funny is that!

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By *raginghormonesCouple
over a year ago

whitehaven

"I'd die if I ever went anywhere with a cheesy cock..."

There was a young mouse named Keef

Who circumcised men with his teef

It wasn't for leisure

Or sexual pleasure

But just for the cheese underneef!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd die if I ever went anywhere with a cheesy cock...

There was a young mouse named Keef

Who circumcised men with his teef

It wasn't for leisure

Or sexual pleasure

But just for the cheese underneef!

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Now that IS funny!

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