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Tip to remain sexy

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By *errynjune OP   Couple
over a year ago

Barnsley

Never write the old "Thanks but no thanks".

Before this point you are "Fit, a milf. what a body, great tits, gorgeous, lets meet, nipples to die for etc."

After writing this suddenly " Your tits are saggy, wrinkles are noticed, you become ugly, your arse grows fat, nobody would touch you with a barge pole or someone else's cock and god what an all round old slapper you suddenly are".

Therefore my tip to remain young, just shag any guy on here who writes you.

Legal notice, seen this on profiles, this is not a real way to stay sexy and I advise Sydney University to walk quickly on by.

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Required reading: Aesops Fables 'The Fox and the Grapes'.

Oh and by the way, you have great tits June anndd I bet they look awesome swinging backwards and forwards as you get your back doors smashed in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thanks but no thanks doesnt sound very friendly maybe say thanks but your not realy my type?

most men are ok but sometimes they say, they dont like my hairy fanny anyway.

sour grapes.

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By *errynjune OP   Couple
over a year ago

Barnsley

We do try not to actually say thanks but no thanks, and do use the not our type reply. xxxx

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By *errynjune OP   Couple
over a year ago

Barnsley


"Required reading: Aesops Fables 'The Fox and the Grapes'.

Oh and by the way, you have great tits June anndd I bet they look awesome swinging backwards and forwards as you get your back doors smashed in"

Aww Thanks, and you even know my fave cock taking position .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When it comes to age and sexiness, look at it this way. People get lines and wrinkles as they get older, its a fact of life, just as a car will slowly become scratched and dented the more its used. However, if after all this testing by time and reality has taken its toll, the car STILL looks good and runs well, then you KNOW its a good car, so much more so than the branding spanking new one fresh from the factory yet to be proven - get behind the wheel and go for a spin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

True. With a bit of spit and chrome polish you can go a long way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Required reading: Aesops Fables 'The Fox and the Grapes'.

Oh and by the way, you have great tits June anndd I bet they look awesome swinging backwards and forwards as you get your back doors smashed in

Aww Thanks, and you even know my fave cock taking position . "

I have sexual position mind reading powers.

Oooh spooky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When it comes to age and sexiness, look at it this way. People get lines and wrinkles as they get older, its a fact of life, just as a car will slowly become scratched and dented the more its used. However, if after all this testing by time and reality has taken its toll, the car STILL looks good and runs well, then you KNOW its a good car, so much more so than the branding spanking new one fresh from the factory yet to be proven - get behind the wheel and go for a spin "

Helps if you are Ferrari to start with and not an Austin Mini Metro.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vaseline (not for bum love ) but for smearing on a camera lense...apparently makes you look younger

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