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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If your were to come across the perfect profile what would it look like ? mine would look like this?

Woman 30-50 ish

Lives 2 miles away

Crazy , fun loving , insatiable woman seeks very average looking , slightly over weight , receding Geordie , approx 45 yo , with a nice fat cock , for filthy, dirty , kinky no holds barred sex sessions . A Love of Rugby and drinking beer is essential as is full knowledge of the offside rule .

PS . I love deepthroating cock and swallowing cum .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I better change my profile NOW

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Copy and Paste. Done. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Copy and Paste. Done. Lol "

hehe good idea x

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By *ewels85Woman
over a year ago

mablethorpe

I so dont understand the offside rule

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I so dont understand the offside rule "

Sorry , but until you do you will remain a virgin

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By *ewels85Woman
over a year ago

mablethorpe


"I so dont understand the offside rule

Sorry , but until you do you will remain a virgin "

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By *ayandess1Couple
over a year ago

bridgwater

Fun loving bi couple seek another couple less than 2 miles away for good times, fun and friendship.

We are both actually bi and none of us is gay and leading a double life. Nor is either of us pretending for our partners sake.

We have a family but they are at boarding school so have no issues with sudden meets.

We are confident, and will have no issues if you don't chat for a while. We aren't drug addicts and we don't drink.

We are looking for a fun loving couple and have a fetish for redheads. Ideally the male will be slightly balding. and scottish. Must have average sized cock. She must me filthy and shaved - that is all.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Och aye the noo

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The noo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I (or we) are looking for infaniteoppenheimers, to have a vat full of sex with, whenever he wants and is available.

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By *exystargirlWoman
over a year ago

Warrington

some of the most funniest, down to earth people i've met in clubs have the most rubbish profiles or just the classic 1 line.

Anyone can put a profile together to make them sound good, but the proof is in the pudding when you meet, as they are usually shy or hopping no see's him, while is wife is at home with the kids.

I've had laughs and fun times with no play while just chatting at the bar, it's alot better than playing ping pong messages on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If your were to come across the perfect profile what would it look like ? mine would look like this?

Woman 30-50 ish

Lives 2 miles away

Crazy , fun loving , insatiable woman seeks very average looking , slightly over weight , receding Geordie , approx 45 yo , with a nice fat cock , for filthy, dirty , kinky no holds barred sex sessions . A Love of Rugby and drinking beer is essential as is full knowledge of the offside rule .

PS . I love deepthroating cock and swallowing cum . "

I'm Welsh.....and love my rugby.... If that isn't an oxymoron in itself lol xx

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By *uietlyKinkyUsCouple
over a year ago

midlands

I like the uniqueness of individual profiles, so many profiles are perfect

2 miles is a tad too close for comfort,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seeks long term FWB

male 45-60

within 20 miles

can accommodate or travel

Easy going, educated male seeks cuddly lady for fun and friendship. Great sense of humour. Patience of a saint. Especially fond of curvy, ginger women.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tall, dark-haired male, likes intelligent banter and filthy sex, seeks classy but dirty woman in her 40s, who must love no holes barred sex. Must never say no unless she likes the touch of leather across her arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seeking bi female, couple

Between 46 and 58

Must have a sense of humour, be down to earth, like wine and beer

Enjoy the kinky side of things I can switch for fun times with master and sub

Can accomadate and travel

Patience required.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tall, dark-haired male, likes intelligent banter and filthy sex, seeks classy but dirty woman in her 40s, who must love no holes barred sex. Must never say no unless she likes the touch of leather across her arse "
love it!

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Mine is pretty fecking perfect!

For someone???? Anyone???? Lol

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

fb who is always texting me.. loves me and willing to come up when I say... oh wait I have that already

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By *eforfuncplCouple
over a year ago

Morecambe

Ours well it'd look the way it is lmao xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Man, 38, no SOH, poor, pub crawler, seeks beautiful, rich, woman."

"Hi. Sounds OK. Not rich, though. Please call this number after 18.00 as I do a paper round for my new dentures".

Ex's lonely hearts, 26 years ago. I wrote. He replied. Thought I was serious about the dentures. Were married for 23 years.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Single mature gent , hung ,own home , dd free checked , no hang ups on 3 sums seeks monthly meets to drain my frustrations in a sexy wife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *eggaeloverMan
over a year ago

Bristol


"Tall, dark-haired male, likes intelligent banter and filthy sex, seeks classy but dirty woman in her 40s, who must love no holes barred sex. Must never say no unless she likes the touch of leather across her arse "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine would probably read the same. Tmi, unless someone out there wants to help me rewrite it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine would probably read the same. Tmi, unless someone out there wants to help me rewrite it "

I think you misunderstood. It's about finding a profile that wants you

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